Author's note: I made the story R-rated just for this chapter where the degeneration of the D-Generation X (What a surprise) and Vince McMahon are shown, otherwise the story would still be for teenagers.

Sae explained to McMahon how the wonderful process of sending someone to jail to die worked and he loved it, Sae finished her speech in the following way:

—So the horrible criminals who try to rob him will be arrested and who knows, maybe executed, great right?

—Simply sensational, my favorite part is the execution—McMahon reacted—Lawyers are great

—I know, can you imagine how horrible the world would be without lawyers?—Sae said as she imagined the most beautiful landscapes filled with good people playing hide and seek full of joy and happiness—I just need a clue to start building the case

—Well, how lucky we are that—Vince gave the lawyer the letter from the phantom thieves that he had received.

When she saw the letter her happy face turned into one of surprise, and when she read Ren's badly scratched name she almost had a heart attack, the people she had to take to jail were really her friends (except Ren, who broke her sister's heart by cheating on her with all the other girls and who even tried to hook up with Sae herself).

—Excuse me, who should I take to jail?—the lawyer hesitated.

—According to John Cena, the Phantom Thieves—explained Triple H.

—Well, this letter doesn't really have much evidence to work with—she lied like a good lawyer.

—But if it has a name and the Phantom Thieves logo stamped all over it, it's not possible that that's not a clue—Triple H denied.

—Okay, I'll leave this office for a moment and look for that name on my cell phone

—Would you like me to accompany you?

—No, I'll go alone

In McMahon's heart, all the Phantom Thieves crossed the door that Vince had escaped through and arrived at a very small red room that barely fit everyone.

Suddenly the door they entered through disappeared, which left them very confused, but 2 others appeared at the ends of the room, one had a sign that said "Ren Amamiya."

—How strange...—said Haru—How does McMahon's heart know Joker's name?

To everyone's shock, Ryuji's phone started ringing very loudly out of nowhere. He took it out and saw that it was a call from Sae. Ryuji's phone had a special chip created by Futaba so that it could work anywhere. The way he made it work was that... Oh look at a little bird!

—Pass me the phone—Ren demanded—Maybe she'll finally agree to go out with me

—Or you'll finally get the death penalty for being an idiot—Makoto joked.

Ryuji answered the call and put the phone on speaker.

—Hey Ryuji, is that stupid Ren with you? —Sae's voice sounded a little irritated

—Yes—Ryuji answered in a cheerful tone—And he's still just as stupid

Ren took Ryuji's phone and punched him in the face.

—What's wrong, beautiful? Are you finally going out with me? Why should we go out because I'm so cool? —Ren pressed until he was fed up.

—Of course not —Sae denied —The letter they sent to Mr. McMahon has your name written on it and he probably wants to kill them all when they leave his heart.

Intense looks of hatred directed at Joker were not long in coming, to Makoto's pity, she had been right.

—Try to fix it, bye—Ren hung up violently even though Sae had more things to say—Well, we have no choice but to continue.

Before the phantom thieves could rant at their leader, a giant hand grabbed him and put him in the door that said "Ren Amamiya," the others tried to rescue him but the door disappeared.

—Damn it! —Yusuke shouted—Now we won't be able to kill him before the electric chair does it

—I guess we'll have to go through the only door in the place—Haru reasoned obviously.

When they crossed the door they realized it was another one of those completely black hallways but now without treasures, they had no choice but to walk and walk hoping to get to the end, the more they walked the more tense everything became, walking... walking... until suddenly!.

—Boooooo! —someone said from behind.

The phantom thieves screamed like little girls and quickly turned to see who it was, they didn't know who those 3 people were so Makoto calmed down a bit to be able to ask them while the other thieves pointed their weapons at them.

—Who are you? —Ryuji asked in a threatening tone—Answer or we'll blow your brains out!

—Hey, calm down dude—he replied, not taking the situation seriously—I'm Shawn Michaels, the one on my right side is called Hunter Hearst Helmsley and the girl on my left is Chyna, together we are the D-ge...

—We are the D-Tergents X—Hunter interrupted, covering Shawn's mouth—We fought against Vince McMahon

—Well, that's lucky because we did too—Ryuji says—How about we watch each other's backs?

—Sounds good

"The D-Tergents X" and the Phantom Thieves started walking down the large hallway, meanwhile Joker was sitting in a completely black place, he was really confused and to that was added that Vince started appearing also sitting.

—How are you, Ren Amamiya?—the old man asked.

—How do you know my name?—Joker returned the question very surprised.

—Sae was outside the office for a moment, which was the moment she called you and your gang to warn them that YOU yourself put YOUR name on the letter they sent me, I know this because I sent Triple Nosy to listen through the door

—And now that you have me here, are you going to kill me or something?

—Of course not, you see, I've followed you all the way here, and I can even see what your friends are doing now, but I've noticed that you don't really get along with them

—Yes, they say nonsense as if I've really changed, but I'm still the same as always

—Exactly, powerful people like us are always told that, but it's nothing more than envy for our success in life

—That's the same thing I think

—You see? You and I are quite similar and that's why I wanted to ask you if you'd like to make a deal

—What kind of deal?

—Its easy, get your friends out of my heart and I'll do the rest, you'd be completely free from jail

—I wouldn't betray my friends for anything in the world

—But it's just what you need, a good turn heel is capable of promoting anyone, I myself would hire you and you would earn millions of dollars, without doing anything! Besides, are you sure they still consider you a "friend"?

Ren began to reflect a little on the offer, meanwhile the phantom thieves and D-Tergents X were still in the same hallway and it was getting a bit boring, so Michaels improvised the most appropriate topic of conversation than arguing with teenagers.

—Have you measured your penis? —Shawn hesitated—Hunter and I have done it and i win by a few centimeters

—We don't do those—Yusuke denied uncomfortably—It sounds disgusting

—I'll guess, are you the faggot of the group?

—No, it's just a very weird topic to talk about

—Oh please, it's a very common topic, even girls talk about it—Shawn turned to Chyna—Do you girls measure each other's vaginas or how does your thing work?

—We usually compare ourselves by breast size—Chyna explained.

—How about we keep walking in silence?—Haru suggested—they talk like a couple of degenerates, what are you? D-Generation X?

—Oops, we've been discovered—Michaels revealed and then applied Sweet Chain Music to Haru and Ann.

When Makoto tried to take out her weapon she was attacked by Hunter and his Pedigree, Chyna punched Ryuji and Yusuke in the crotch, Morgana took out her slingshot and when she was about to hit Shawn she was attacked by Hunter and his mallet. The Phantom Thieves fell unconscious from the pain.

Meanwhile, Ren was not completely convinced by McMahon.

—I'm sorry, old dumb retard, but I reject your offer—Joker declared—A friend is a friend, 'til the end of the end, that's forever and a day.

—An inspiring phrase—said Vince, not knowing that Ren had taken it from SpongeBob—But not enough to avoid this!

Ropes came out of Joker's chair and tied him up, suddenly he and Vince teleported to a wrestling ring more modern than the previous one, there was also D-Generation X and the Phantom Thieves tied up.

—What's up with the old dumb retard? —Shawn Michaels asked, confused.

—We're working for him—Hunter clarified.

—I didn't agree to work for him, I hate that bastard

—Why do you think we tied up the teenagers in the back?

—For fun I guess

When Chyna realized that Michaels wouldn't support them she hit him in the testicles and Hunter gave him a Pedigree.

—Well done Chyna, and you did a Hunter too—Vince McMahon congratulated his henchmen—Or do you prefer the name Triple H?

—Whatever you want, boss—said Triple H.

—Well, what are you waiting for? Get those damn brats in position!

—In position for what?—Ren Amamiya asked trapped in his chair.

Vince McMahon pulled his pants down completely.

—For the "Kiss My Ass Club"!—McMahon roared—I want the skeleton to be first!

Triple H grabbed Ryuji's head and pushed it in the left cheek while McMahon made bizarre faces, a grimace of disgust came from all the phantom thieves.

—Next should be the cat? —Chyna questioned.

—Of course not, fool —McMahon denied —I'm not a degenerate to do this with a cat, better that the girl with the cat mask does it

—I'm a panther! —Ann clarified —I will never kiss your ass!

Chyna began to slowly bring Panther's face closer to the perverted millionaire's ass, Joker looked away from that horrible scene and could see how Shawn was conscious again.

—Hey you—Ren whispered to get the attention of the Heart Break Kid—Untie me

Michaels knew that if he did, the teenager and he could take down Triple H and Chyna together, so he crawled over to the chair and began to untie him while Chyna, McMahon and Triple H were distracted by their own thing.

Panther fought with all his might to avoid Vince's rearguard, but with his hands tied and Chyna pushing his head, it wouldn't take long for him to lose the battle, but Joker was untied just in time to take out his gun and embed a bullet in Chyna's head, she vanished like a shadow.

Ann took advantage of the moment to get up and kick Vince in the balls. Triple H ran to save his boss but Shawn Michaels surprised him with a Sweet Chain Music that contained all his strength, causing both of them to explode.

Ann and Ren unleashed the Phantom Thieves while Vince got out of the ring still with his pants down. Ren felt like he could slowly regain the respect of his friends, he had just saved them from kissing an old man's ass, which was no small feat.

—When they're hanged, they'll regret not kissing my ass!—McMahon threatened.

The Phantom Thieves (minus Ren Amamiya, who was tying his shoe) headed toward the old man, but without getting out of the ring, and leaned on the ropes.

—And when you rot in jail, you'll regret having forced me to do it!—Ryuji replied.

—Poor fools—Vince smacked his lips in disappointment—I always have a plan B

McMahon did like Professor X again, putting his fingers on his forehead. Joker had finished tying his shoes but was still on the opposite side of the ring from his friends. Suddenly, he saw a chair appear in his hands, but what he didn't see was Seth Rollins appear with a chair behind his friends since he had his back to the center of the ring (just like his friends).

The architect hit Ryuji with the chair so hard that he knocked him out. When the Phantom Thieves turned around to see who it was, the guilty disappeared, leaving the only suspect being the person who was also behind Skull with a chair, Ren Amamiya.

—Joker has betrayed us!—Morgana reasoned wrongly—Let's get him!

—But what are you saying?—Joker turned to them—I wouldn't do something like that

Suddenly a trapdoor materialized under Ren and another one under McMahon falling into them, these were created by Vince's wicked heart.

In the real world, McMahon felt again like the phantom thieves had beaten him again, Sae asked him if everything was okay.

—Yes yes, I'm great—the millionaire lied—I just can't stand the emotion of those criminals being executed

—Uh yes, about that...—Sae couldn't allow her friends (and Ren) to die—I don't think we can do that since they seem to be teenagers

—And you seem to know more than you show

—What do you mean?

—My good friend—Vince pointed at Triple H with his finger—He says that you made a direct call with Ren Amamiya, apparently you know each other

—Of course not, it was another Ren Amamiya

—That's a lie, if you don't help me with the case I will report you as an accomplice of the Phantom Thieves!

—What do you want?

—I want you to give me all the information you know about Ren Amamiya