Don't Own the DXD or whatever other nonsense I eventually add in this fic, Only The Oc
'thought'
"Speech"
"Tvs, Radios, and Text via book or newspaper... when those are around..."
"Alright, alright." I roll my eyes. "Come here, you."
I smirk up at the needy blonde as I place my hands on her hips, gently taking her lips.
Her entire body seems to shudder at my touch.
She seems eager. Ready to do something she had apparently daydreamed about for a couple years at this point.
I abruptly pick her up and sit her aside, trying to not let a deeply amused and devious smirk to appear on my lips. "But first, I need a glass of water."
I stand and begin to walk away but she reaches out, snagging my wrist.
An almost feral growl seems to leave her throat. "Nnnnnnoooooooo!"
With surprising strength- that I don't resist, she bends back, practically suplexing me onto the bed.
The legs shatter, the mattress falling to the floor.
*THUNK*
I look to my hand pinned to the wall.
She created a two-pronged spear of light that carefully wrapped around my wrist and dug into the wall itself.
We both blink at the light spear.
"..."
"..."
"Wow this has gotten seriously out of hand." I mutter.
"Fuck." The girl curses, letting out a long sigh. "That's going to be annoying to fix... did I miss the wiring?"
The light spear phases out of existence, she peers into the pierced dry wall, looking both left and right.
I wave my hand, causing the hole to disappear as I literally rewind it.
She nods once, turning to me. A serious frown on her face. "You. We're fucking. Now. Reality has been edging me for the past like... WEEK!"
"We've only been trying for literally like... a day." I reply.
"IT FEELS LONGER, OKAY?!" She replies.
"Want to know what else will feel longer?" I ask with a slightly smug smirk.
"Your dick?" The girl asks knowingly.
My hands dance across her body causing her to shudder slightly, biting her lip.
I take her lips with my own as we sit there for a long moment.
Eventually we part with a gasp, I reach back and take off my shirt, tossing it aside.
Mittelt's hand comes to my chest, forcing me to lay down as she gazes down at me, a faint smile on her face.
She snaps her fingers... and suddenly her panties and my underwear is gone.
She lets out a few heavy breathes as she strokes my hardened length, running the top of her hand along it as she lays it against her stomach.
"Damn... it's even bigger in person... I wonder if It'll fit." She whispers, her smile nervously flickering slightly.
"So... let me guess... you put cameras inside my shower, didn't you?"
She glances up. "Yeah. What are you going to do about it, hmmm?"
I cock my head to the side, letting out a low hum as I ponder it. "What's a Fallen's fertility, roughly?"
"Ah... about one in one hundred... with a human it's about one in five, though."
"I'll be breeding you as compensation." I declare, causing the girl to blush, red creeping up her neck.
"Eventually." I add in, cupping her breasts with my hands as I sit back up. "I'm not ready for it now, but... who's to say in five years? What about ten?"
I lift her effortlessly, a smile on my lips as I gently press my tip against the lips of her pussy. "You're light. I could probably throw you pretty far."
"Thank... You?" The girl mutters.
"..."
"Oh! You prick! You're trying to ruin this for me!" She declares as I let out a small snort.
"Can we really not have breakfast? Or like... a drink of water?" I ask as she spreads her lower lips with her fingers, my tip just barely brushing along the inside.
"Nnnnnn-" the girl seems to slowly decide. "Not yet. Fuck me over the kitchen counter in like an hour."
Alright then. No breakfast.
"Let's not skip the foreplay, then." I state as I shift my hold around her waist. I turn, laying her on the bed, my fingers gently rubbing her slit as I hold her close with my other arm, cupping her breast as I press her against my bare chest. A shuddering gasp leaves her lips as she squirms slightly, legs moving back and forth.
Her breath comes out in pants as my fingers gently slide deeper into her.
The corners of my mouth turn upwards as she lets out a quiet moan. 'Man... I love this tiny bitch.'
From her piercing blue eyes to her light creamy skin, the perfect handfuls of her chest, the bubble-like ass.
Gothic lolita is a nice choice in clothing as well.
Then there's the smug personality.
She completes me, I guess.
My lips press against her own, my tongue invading her mouth as she leans forwards, delving deep into the passionate kiss.
I pinch her nipple speeding up the plunging of my fingers as we break from our kiss.
I loom over her, pinning her to the bed as I gently nibble on her shoulder.
"Haaah hnnn." She moans out, her eyes appear dazed, she seems lost in the thought that this is actually happening.
My eyes flick downwards, as her body shivers. I stop everything, causing her to twitch and grunt, letting out a weak moan. "Keep going! I-I'm so close."
"Beg." I smirk.
"Please let me cum." She whimpers, causing me to resume, rapidly speeding up my rubbing fingers.
A cry of ecstasy leaves her lips as I feel her wrap her arms around me, body shaking and shuddering.
Panting breaths leave her lips as I lean forwards, whispering into her ear.
"Want to know something?"
"M-Mhhhmm?"
"We never tested what it was like for someone to get fucked while they were inside an Eden Pod."
Her closed eyes slowly crack open. "But the barrier should prevent that."
"Remember, some editions of the Eden don't have a protective shell like the hospital one." I point out as I slowly crawl downwards.
"Haaah." The girl sighs. "We can figure that out- w-wait- can you hold on a second, I just-"
She shudders slightly as I spread her legs, my tip forcing open the lips of her pussy and gently sliding an inch in before I pull back, continuing to tease her. Steamy breaths leave her mouth as I loom over her.
Her eyes abruptly snap open. "No! I'm a top damn it! You've dominated me enough!"
She flips over, landing on top of me, nearly impaling herself on my length, just barely managing to catch herself.
There's a challenging glint in her eye as a near savage grin appears on her lips. "NO MORE PROCRASTINATING!"
She falls downwards, causing me to wince slightly at the sudden tightness. She lets out a shuddering gasp, hands coming to her mouth as her legs shake. Tears prickle at her eyes.
I can see a slight outline on her stomach from my girth.
She takes a deep breath before leaning forwards, locking lips with me.
My arms gently wrap around her as she rests there, kissing my face and neck.
I can feel her gently shift up and down, not enough to truly move, but seeming to test the waters.
"Hnnnm." She moans into my ear. "Fuck- ow- it's so big. How the fuck-"
I gently cup her face with a hand wiping away one of her pained tears. "Are you okay?"
"Your gentle caring attitude is making it really hard for me to resist the urge to just flat out breed you." The girl mutters grumbling under her breath. "Stupid bastard. Stupid child craving womb. Stupid Mittelt splitting dick."
A satisfied smile crosses her lips as she whispers into my ear. "I can feel your heartbeat~ you can feel mine too, right? Hell, your dick is practically punching my heart, so I bet you've got a reaaaal good feel for it."
"Trying to buy time to get used to it?" I ask with a knowing smirk.
"S-Shush, you! I-I've just gotten everything I've ever wanted... well... almost everything." The girl glares causing my smirk to grow.
"What else could you possibly want?" I question already knowing the answer.
"I wonder..." She coyly replies gently tracing a finger along her stomach. "Perhaps it'll... cum to me."
There's a beat of silence between us as I lay back and stare up at the ceiling.
"Mittelt."
"Mhmmm?" She hums.
"Fuck you."
"If you're offering." The girl replies as she slowly does a single bounce, taking a deep breath and doing it again and again and again.
One of her hands come to her mouth as she bites on her knuckle, her other hand lain on my chest in support.
My hands come to her hips, gently raising and dropping her as I begin to get more and more into it.
"Fuck- ahnn-" moans leave her mouth as she bounces, my length plunging deep inside of her, the tip hammering her womb. Her legs quiver, eyes screwed shut.
"W-Wait! S-Stop! I'm about to-" She groans, her hands coming to her mouth.
Her entire body shudders as I can feel her inner walls tighten, pulling me deeper and deeper.
Eventually her peaking arousal dissipates, her shoulder slump, gazing up at the ceiling "Haaah... that was good."
I quickly begin bouncing her, not planning on allowing her to rest. After all, she's the one who woke me up today and said that this couldn't wait until after breakfast... the least she could do is let me reach climax as well.
"N-No-! S-Stop! I'm sensitive- fuuuck!" She whines.
I sit up, the girl being pressed into the bed her hands coming up beside her head and tightly gripping the blankets covering the bed as I speed up, her back arched as I kneel in front of her.
Meaty slaps echo throughout our bedroom as her ass ripples, I lean forwards, planting gentle kisses on her sternum one of her rosy little nipples slipping into my mouth.
Her legs tightly wrap around my hips as I begin to reach my breaking point, her inner walls quivering from the pounding I've been giving them.
With one final buck forwards I sheathe my entire length inside of her.
Mittelt flinches as white hot seed is pumped into her deepest parts, her hands coming to her stomach as she lets out a few weak panting breaths. "Fuh- ahhh... this is so fucking hot."
I reach down brushing a strand of hair out of her face, a smile on my lips. "You did use a contraceptive spell, right?"
She blinks twice. "I thought you were going to- PFFT- YOU SHOULD SEE YOUR FACE!"
"AHAHAH!" She cackles, wiping a tear from her eye. "Ahhh yes. I did. You worry too much, fuck-o."
Her hands rub her stomach. "So many lewd fantasies... fulfilled in an instant."
She reaches up, grabbing me and pulling me down so we are laid side by side, my length still impaling her, acting as a stopper to halt my seed from leaving its rightful place.
She rests her head against my chest, gently nuzzling her cheek against me.
"..."
"Hey. Thought occurs. Want to know what'd be funny?" I begin quietly.
"Hm?'
"Serafall was at the very least mildly interested in me sexually... what if I make a fertility spell just to fuck with her."
A blue eye cracks open a frown slowly turning into a smirk. "Pfft- you'd breed her JUST to fuck with her?"
"I mean, sure. She seems really into the idea, after all."
"Don't... I can't even imagine the chaos that'll cause. The devil race are trouble makers and making Serafall be forced to take maternity leave would absolutely result in a war or two."
"But what if everyone is too busy playing Domain of Magic?"
"..."
"huh." Mittelt mutters.
I can feel her arms tighten around my chest. "Still no. Even if it would be funny."
"Alright. It was just a crazy idea." I mutter.
"I'll reconsider if she pisses me off though." The girl decides after a moment of silent contemplation.
She slowly rolls over, straddling me once more.
"Uh- can I have like... a little more-"
"No... you made me keep going now I'm doing the same to you! I hope you're prepared cause when I'm through with you, you're going to look like those guys who get attacked by succubi in hentai... all dried up, wrinkly and near death."
I'm so tired.
I glance to the side where I can see the top of Mittelt's head as she grapples me from behind, her arms and legs are tightly wrapped around my torso as she nibbles on my neck. "Mittelt... Please."
"Mnnnnn." She growls.
"It has been eight hours." I sigh.
Her grip tightens.
"Neither of us have eaten or drank anything all day. I'm dehydrated and starving." I begin.
"We can get back to it after a short break. Come on. Be reasonable. Since we did it, now we'll be banging like rabbits, right?" I weakly swing my hand in a 'go-get-er' motion in front of me.
"..."
"..."
"Mittelt, I'm literally going to fucking die-" I wilt, slumping over slightly.
Oh wait. She's on my back and weighs like ten pounds soaking wet.
I stand up, the girl still clinging to me.
I walk through the house, tired, sweaty, and nude, making my way to the fridge.
I lazily throw it open and grab literally anything.
I lift a soda. "Hey Milly, want a sippy? Literally ANYTHING to get you to stop hickying my neck because I feel like the second your lips come off, I'm going to spew out blood like I'm a water balloon that has sprung a leak.
Her hand slowly reaches out, her feet coming to the ground, she lets out a small snort, white fluid drips down her thighs as she cracks open the drink.
"Haaah." She lets out a long sigh of relief after chugging the entire thing. "Fuck. Nearly died there. I'm staaaaarving. What do we have?"
"A broken pelvis." I deadpan.
She shifts her weight from one leg to the other, her thighs brushing together. she winces a moment later. "That is going to suck tomorrow."
"Mhm." I hum. "How do you think I feel after having a six-winged fallen ride me all day."
"How do you think I feel after having your bitch breaking mega schlong so forcefully shaping my insides all day?" She shoots back. "Also. You're like... arguably the strongest human I know."
"Ah. Right. I think I'm like... one of the 'original' humans... like Adam."
Mittelt blinks several times looking me from head to toe. "How?"
"No clue." I shake my head. "I'm pretty sure I met god in my dreams last night though... and he showed Rizevim Lucifer tripping on an extension cord and stabbing a screwdriver through his neck."
"..."
"..."
"..."
She lets out a long sigh, breaking the deafening silence. She rubs her temples, a groan leaving her lips. "I'm not even going to begin unpacking that. Make your hot girlfriend some breakfast, living dildo."
"We've still got some leftover fast food." I open the fridge again.
"OOOOH I need to finish my Miso ramen!"
The shrimp fried rice is calling to me, personally.
After this? I should probably hop on and check things out.
I know nothing went wrong- as my watch would have alerted me, but I should still check around every now and then.
I also need to go meet Kokabiel. Who knows what he has been up to.
We sit in our underwear, lounging on the couch with dark circles under our eyes.
"Haaaah." The girl beside me yawns.
We uh... kind of got carried away.
After we ate we took a shower...
A four hour shower...
Yeah we got distracted... then when we went to the computer it turned out that Mittelt still had Serafall's whole thing on in a tab so that made us a bit horny, and well... one thing led to another and we ended up exploring each other's bodies all night.
Fun... but exhausting.
"Ugh. I didn't even check on Kokabiel. Fuuuuuck." I groan, a hand coming to my forehead.
"Whatever. This is fine. Everything is fine." I mutter under my breath.
Mittelt turns, planting a quick kiss on my cheek then goes back to watching Tv.
I tiredly pull her closer, letting out a quiet yawn. "Wanna go to bed?"
"Just bend me over the couch... why move to the bedroom?" She mutters.
"I was talking about actually going to sleep." I sigh, giving the lustful girl a half-lidded stare.
"Oh." She mutters. "That sounds pretty good too. We could probably squeeze in a quicky before we fall asleep though."
"No. Putting my foot down. Of the last twenty four hours like twenty two of them have been us having sex. I'm tired. Exhausted. Physically, mentally, and sexually drained. I'm like a cartoon faucet that when you turn the handle dust comes out."
"Mnnn fiiiine." She whines, stifling another yawn.
The last time we pulled an all nighter like this it was probably the whole 'sacred gears might melt people's brains in domain of magic' thing.
*Ding*
I let out a long sigh, slowly rising to my feet.
I freshen up, wiping my eye, then with a snap of my fingers a hoodie and sweatpants appear on my body.
"Oh great. The church is here." I lowly growl. "Maybe they've got blue haired girl a muzzle cause I don't know if I can deal with her sass right now."
I make my way to the door leading down the stairs to the rental place below, pausing at it briefly. "Want to join me?"
"Eh. I've got some time to kill... you said one of them was your childhood friend, right?" The girl replies as she hops up, quietly gathering her hair into her classic pigtails. "One that thought you promised to marry her?"
"Yep."
"I wonder what her reaction will be if I kiss you in front of her?" The girl snickers.
"Well, remember the blue haired little girl- who used to be older- called you a whore soooo." I mutter as I open the door and step out.
I trudge down the stairs, opening the door just as a nun knocks on the glass.
With a wave of my hand, the double doors swing open. "Jehovah's Witness? I wasn't aware Japan had those."
"Before you start, I'm just gonna say. I believe in all mythology, I have a bone to pick with Odin for turning my brother into a pervert, and I'm fairly certain big G God showed me the son of Lucifer tripping on an extension cord and dying last night."
I let out a long yawn, wiping an eye. "What the fuck do you want?"
My eyes stray across the three, Irina slowly looking around the room, Xenovia glaring and Griselda frowning cautiously.
I take a seat on the countertop. "So... what can I do for the three of you- Haaaah- this fine morning?"
I cover my mouth to try and try to fight off another yawn but fail.
"I'm here to ask for you to turn my ward back to her original age." The blonde begins quietly.
"Have you taught her to not offend every single supernatural creature in a mile radius?"
"..."
"..."
"You see... that's the problem here." I begin as I lean forwards slightly, propping my head up with a fist. "I turned her into a child mainly because she annoyed me and I thought it a fitting punishment, but you see... this might actually be SAFER for her. People care less about the babbling of children than they do nearly adult women who should genuinely know better than run their mouth in territory which they themselves do not own. I know I've already told you this, but really... glaring at me so fiercely the second you come in? Be more subtle in your hatred. I could destroy you in three words."
I tilt my head. "Though, I suppose they'd be inaccurate if you consider the context I have."
"Meh." I shrug.
The door behind me opens, Mittelt quietly stepping out, she comes to a stop behind the table, looking over the three, eyes pausing on little Xenovia.
"So. She's the one who called me a whore, huh? Heh. She's so tiny."
"Glass houses, Mittelt." I reply turning to face her, my legs crossing as I sit on the countertop. "I'm not sure you should be calling anyone tiny."
"Oh har har." She rolls her eyes. "Very funny, Suzu."
There's a small smile on her lips as she locks eyes with Irina.
"I am sorry if I offended you." Xenovia grits out. "I didn't mean it. I was in the wrong."
"Mhm? Is that so?" I hum with a small smile, knowing the little girl is lying through her teeth.
"My superiors would like to speak with you." Griselda speaks, gesturing for Xenovia to quiet down.
"One question. Church or Heaven." I cut in. "One I'd be more than happy to speak with. The others can go to hell where they will probably be going eventually."
"That is-" Griselda whispers.
"That's not true!" Irina gasps.
"Irina. Look. You're my friend. I have good memories with you. But for real. You underestimate just how corrupt the church is."
"H-How dare you!" Xenovia growls. "I don't want to hear a member of the Grigori speak of corruption."
"Ex-member of the Grigori. I did my time. Worked my job. Now I'm the CEO of a highly successful gaming company."
"You left? So you are unprotected then? No one will step in to save you if I were to-"
Griselda's fist slams on top of the girl's head, collapsing the blue-ette to the floor.
I interlock my fingers under my chin, giving the prone girl a small smug smile.
"I would appreciate it if you would not goad my wards." The blonde frowns.
"He's actually being quite kind." Mittelt states, with a single hop flipping over me and landing on my lap. She crosses on leg over the other. "You see... this sort of needling is exactly what you could expect from the devils in this town... though, perhaps they would have good reason. After all... Rias Gremory's Knight... Yuuto Kiba was a human raised in a church orphanage. He along with his friends were ruthlessly experimented on and murdered by the church all to figure out how to get more excalibur wielders."
"Ugh. Valper was such a fucking hack. I could have figured out twice as much as he could in less than half the time... without the fucking inhumane experiments." I scoff.
"Anyone with half a brain could." Mittelt snorts, a small smirk appearing on her lips. "But. Alas. Sometimes the church is just evil for evil's sake... such as working with devils to murder both a priest and the devil overseer of kuoh town that he had fallen in love with. Gotta protect that status quo and all~"
"W-What?" Irina whispers, eyes growing wide with horror.
"We have grown wildly off topic." I continue, peering around Mittelt. "Church... or Heaven. Which wish to speak with me?"
"Both."
"Hm. I'll accept speaking with heaven. Not the church."
"What difference does it make?" Xenovia growls from the floor. "They're both the same."
"Pfft-" Mittelt poorly contains a cackle.
I sigh and shake my head. "Oh, you sweet, innocent summer child. No. They aren't."
"If god came down from heaven walk over here and negotiated peace with both the fallen and the devils... and if peace was achieved... half of the church would rebel... because half of the church does not follow god's will... they just don't care... they are using him as a means... an excuse to satisfy their own violent urges. They do not follow his creations, the angel's, will. The church has been artificially creating humans... the Sigurd Project... they are PLAYING GOD and yet you claim they are the same? That all this cruelty. Pain. And death are for the greater good?"
"Let me ask you this, blue haired girl, isn't god the greatest good? The most caring and forgiving person? The one who looks over your imperfections, smiles kindly and shakes his head? Loving and caring for us despite the mistakes we make? Giving us opportunities we probably don't deserve, cheering us on even when we are so unworthy of his love?"
I look to the girl on the floor who looks like she is having an existential crisis.
Oh jeez. Got a little preachy there. But... I mean, anyone who would do something like... this for someone like me? Well...
They deserve every single bit of care and respect that I give them.
I turn back to Griselda. "So. How are we doing this. Phone call? Magic circle hologram? Do I get my soul temporarily torn out so I can have a word in heaven?"
AAAAYE He got laid! Finally! plus, next time we get to meet heaven's higher-ups! fun!