Don't Own Fairy Tail or anything else Only The Oc
'thought'
"Speech"
"Powerful Creatures Speaking, like a dragon or a god"
System
"Text via book or newspaper... when those are around..."
All of his life... he was trained to be a weapon...
his name is Mavrick Grave. He is powerful.
Incredibly powerful.
Since the day he was born... he had been special. Torn away from his parents by the Abyss Hand dark guild. Innate magic flooding his very being.
Darkness calls to him. Shadows are his friend.
An endless expanse. An army. At his beck and call.
Most people say the ten wizard saints are the strongest wizards in Fiore, but... they'll soon find out that they are dead wrong.
Everyone always spit on me. Stepped on me. Took those I love and have infused burning hatred into every single cell of my body.' He thinks with a hateful glare. 'Now it is my time.'
He lets out a quiet laugh in the darkness of the alley. "The god king of Fiore has awoken... and my first target... shall be those pitiful fairy tail flies who have taken down my guild."
A man in a large black hooded trench coat slowly walks out of the alley, his coat billowing like a cape, showing off his body cloaked in dark clothing, a bandanna sits, tied loosely around his neck, stained red with the blood of his parents, his heterochromatic eyes, one red, and one blue,
burning with pure hatred as he runs a hand through his black hair.
A flash of light briefly blinds him
*VRRRRR-THUD-CRUNCH-BUMP-BUMP*
A tremendous force slams into his body, his bones snap, ribs splintering, pain floods his entire being as he buckles and feels a large weight rush over his legs.
He lays there for a moment, eyes staring up at the sky, hearing screaming on the street.
Only a single thought crosses his mind. 'What... just happened?'
"That- THAT'S THE DARK WIZARD MAVERICK GRAVE!" Another nearby voice shouts
As his life force begins to wain, his consciousness fading into the ether... he hears a voice...
"SHIT! RIAS! WE JUST RAN OVER FUCKIN' KIRITO!"
And with that, Mavrick Grave leaves the corporeal realm. His past crimes catching up with him.
Pov: Previously.
I let out a low breath as I look over a checklist.
This...
Was not what I expected to be doing when I reincarnated into a titty anime.
"Let's see here... Hood. Enchanted to be extra durable, as is the entirety of the outer shell. Tires... incredible grip, can also conjure spectral pathways so it can more or less drive in the air."
That was a task in a half. He had to find a car that was a stick shift to get this enchantment to work.
Because, you see, a car TYPICALLY doesn't have a way to go 'up' or 'down' so he had to rework the stick shift into sort of like... a jet fighter's joystick.
A lever, if you will as it can't be used to turn the car, only angle up or down.
"Windshield... so many runes that I couldn't see through it so I had to develop a new enchantment that took what it looks like outside and projects it on an opaque magical screen inside." I list.
My name is Abel Minus Morris.
Technically, I mean, I could also be called Abel Ambrosius... or Abel Lucifer...
Yeaaaaah. Pretty whacky.
Basically, what happened is that I died, then got reincarnated into Highschool Dxd as the grandson of motherfucking MERLIN himself.
Turns out despite being several hundred years old, the dude doesn't really fuck often.
My dad was born only like eighty years ago, his quarter devil blood allowing him to still be spry despite the fact that most people at that age would be senile.
Being a one eighth devil has some perks, certainly.
More magic than a human could ever have, for one, then the ability to learn basically all language at a supernatural pace.
Apparently the auto translate ability was lost in my father's generation, but alas, with this much blood dilution, what do you expect?
Next, I am more attractive than normal.
White hair, red eyes, pale skin, and my god, that jawline and figure. fucking Bell Cranel looking ass.
OH! And I can say and think 'God' with only a minor twinge instead of a full on headache!
My father is quite the wizard if I say so myself. Nothing compared to grandpa, certainly, but he is definitely no joke.
He is scarily competent with elemental magics.
All of those in my rather sparse family has one or more magics they are particularly good at.
My father's is elemental magic.
My aunt has ward magic.
My cousin has mind magic- which makes me a little uncomfortable around them because I can BET that even with his whole nice guy persona he has probably used it on a woman in the past to brutally rape her.
I myself am a prodigy at ward magic and enchantment magic.
I nod slowly as I slowly walk around my GREATEST CREATION!
A car.
But not just any car.
A ford mustang! Basically any guy's dream car.
But, it's not just ANY Mustang... it is packed full of so much magic, I'm honestly surprised it hasn't blown up.
Every. Single. Piece. Of this car is made as special as it could be. Numerous Nordic runes line every single object, coiling around the car's frame and the inside of the body.
Every aspect of this car, from the plush dragon scale seats, to the steel frame made from the exact same metal composition as the sword Excalibur, has been enchanted far beyond what it reasonably should.
I more or less stopped going to Kuoh this past week as I put the last finishing touches on the car.
Normally, I'd be worried that Sona would arrive to bother me, but... we have come to an agreement.
I gave her an enchanted object and told her to fuck off and stop bothering me.
A bit cold, perhaps, but I have my own reasons for being so.
The door to my garage is thrown open. "Abel! I'm heeere!"
A stunning girl with a large bust, and long, vibrant red hair practically skips over to me. In her hands in a large box of manga.
"Well. Someone's eager." I blandly observe.
"Yep! I was planning on killing myself tomorrow soooo I thought I might as well see if this works before I take the plunge." The girl smiles brightly. "Even if it doesn't, this'll be a HELL of a lot less painful than whatever I had planned!"
"My. How melodramatic." I roll my eyes. "What is this, Romeo and Juliette?"
"No." The girl blinks as if I am extremely stupid. "Romeo and Juliet were forbidden to love... and they actually cared for each other... my situation is basically the exact opposite of that."
"…"
"I was referring to the whole avoidable death thing with the poison." I frown as my shoulders slump slightly. "It's always offing yourself with you!"
I frown as I put my hands on my hips. "Oh, I'm forced to marry. Let me go lay face down in a bathtub for a while. The cafeteria is out of milk?! This rope is looking like a pretty good necktie. Did that one guy not fall for my charms?! This toaster looks like it could be a good pool party floaty. VALUE YOURSELF MORE!"
She gives me a slow blink. "Oh. I value myself plenty... it's just... how else will I get Isekai'd without dying?"
Ah. Fuckin' weeb. I gently rub my temples at the sheer annoyance I feel. "Is- Is that why you fucking linger at crosswalks whenever you see a fucking truck driving by?!"
"To be fair, Abel, a good Isekai would solve basically all of my problems." The girl smiles brightly.
"Until you Isekai into the world where the 'summoned heroes' are basically weapons that get auctioned off to countries and are nothing more than glorified slaves. You forget that fucking slavery is a VERY common trope in Isekai, and as a woman without a cock, I really do not like your chances of not somehow finding yourself in a situation that's even worse than the one you are in now." I shoot back with a pessimistic half-lidded stare.
The world I have found myself in... is DXD. A fairly chaotic 'Eroge' where basically all supernatural is real. A shame that it's an Eroge because that concept sounds fucking COOL. Hell, it doesn't do anything correctly. The protagonist is a fucking perverted abomination, the tits themselves are a problem because nobody could watch it with family in the room like you could with Dragon Ball, then there's the fact that a lot of the plot lines don't make much sense, the author decided to bring in a bunch of extremely powerful robot people from another dimension, made time travel a thing, and a bunch of other shit.
FUCKING PICK ONE. HENTAI OR NOT. I don't want to explain to people why this brown haired fucking asshole is constantly talking about getting an erection and how women's clothes is more volatile than a create of improperly stored dynamite! It does both genres' poorly! I could ALMOST respect it if it was a hentai, but nope! No sex. Sex is bad. Only booba.
"Fucking censorships." I growl under my breath.
"What was that?" Rias questions.
"Hm?" I hum.
"You just said something." She points out.
"Oh, I'm just having an inner monologue. Give me a moment." I blandly announce.
"Want to have it verbally?" She tries.
"Captain's log, Year three thousand and eight, Day one hundred and thirty seven." I begin as I walk around the car, doing a few last-minute checks. "A cold morning on a small planet called earth. And, for a human such as myself, a peaceful one. Little did I know about the demons lingering lingerously around my life. Nor the special devil blood in my body that made me devil royalty."
"Alright. I'm going to stop you right there... 'Lingerously'." The red haired girl laughs. "Seriously?"
"My faithful companion, the one who I became internet friends with when I was seven, was bitching bitchously at my creative and inventive new words. Truly she had no respect for my royal blood." I huff with a small eye roll.
"I mean, I'll give you the Devil Royalty thing, but I doubt anyone would respect you with only one-eighth of the bloodline." She cuts in. "Also, I would probably hold little respect for a man who would sell his soul for a rare drop in an MMO."
"Eh. You didn't want my virginity for some reason." I hum with a small smirk. "As for my whacky genes? Eh. One eighth of a bloodline is like, one eighth of a chance that my children with a devil would have Lucifer's clan trait, right?"
"One, that's not how genetics works. Two. I don't even think Lucifer had a clan trait, he wasn't technically a devil." The girl shoots back. "Also, would like to note I REALLY wanted your virginity. It was just a bit too pricy for me~"
She slowly walks forwards, leaning forwards slightly so I can slightly see down her shirt.
"Besides..." She whispers into my ear. "Why would I pay a premium for something I plan on stealing anyways~"
"Hm. Hm. in response to that..." I snap my fingers causing a nearby radio to begin playing smooth jazz 'Noir' music as I begin to speak in a higher pitched 'old timey accented' voice. "It was a cold night in December."
"It's October." Rias points out.
"From the moment she walked in, I knew she was trouble. Silky scarlet red hair, dazzling blue eyes, a bust that was locked in an eternal conflict with the buttons on her shirt." A saxophone begins to play as a small blush appears on Rias' cheeks. "A KDR of at least zero point seventy five."
"Motherfucker, you know it was a two BARE MINIMUM."
"Her beauty could raise the dead." I continued without missing a beat from her mildly irritated shout.
"I... don't think that's a saying-"
"-Which is why I knew it meant trouble." I cut in. "those calculating eyes. She knew something about me. Perhaps she found out that I had ran into a dead end in my largest caper yet. Perhaps she could shed some light on this mystery... A series of brutal murders had stricken fear into the hearts of this small town of mildly old york and- oh look. I'm done with my checklist now."
Continuing with my actual monologue, I was Reincarnated into Dxd, the Titty anime, but not just canon Dxd. That would be far too easy. I was born in a doomed world. One which Rias' father was FAR more hands on with her marriage contract with the Phenex family. Apparently her brother isn't a Sis-con and her father is a fairly ruthless businessman. Riser is also older. This resulted in Rias' contract making it so she couldn't actually revive anyone with her evil pieces, and they were to be used as a second harem for one Riser Phenex.
An inclusion that was heavily requested by the young- at the time- Phenex brat.
If Rias was to reincarnate someone, she was to immediately trade them for a new blank chess piece.
If Rias can't reincarnate. That means no Akeno, Kiba, Koneko, or Gasper.
Most importantly that means no Issei.
No issei means that a lot of events go by unopposed, then the world gets popped open by Trihexa.
Or, if through some miracle that doesn't happen, a bunch of fucking robots show up, slap fucking GREAT RED to death, then moves on to kill all life like normal.
I saw this, and promptly sped up my 'if this world exists, surely all other animes exist out there' plan because FUCK THAT.
I don't want to fight hyper death robots!
Why couldn't this just be canon Dxd?!
Rias is also not friends with Sona in this world. Nor is Serafall lusting after the loins of her baby sister... thus I could tell her to fuck off as much as I want!
I look into the car, offering the things in the back seat a quiet blink. "I question why we'd need three body pillows, Rias."
"Body pillows are extremely comforting, and I like them." The girl defends. "Don't judge me!"
"Oh, Rias... I always judge you." I smile with a small head shake.
"Oi. Keep back sassing me and I'll breed you, bitch boy." The red head frowns.
"As good of a time as that sounds... I would rather not alert your family to something horribly wrong by bending you over the hood of this car and fucking a child into you." I walk over to the passenger side door and open it, gesturing in. "My faithful companion... your chariot awaits."
"What a gentleman." The woman rolls her eyes as she slowly steps into the car, leaning back and placing her next box of manga in the back seat.
She brought more, of course, the trunk which had been expanded with space magic is full, as is her own personal spatial storage.
Our plan is quite fool-proof.
Take this world's manga and anime, go to a new world, then proceed to print said anime and manga for a tremendous profit!
A lot of the things Rias packed involves a magical printing press that will function in a world without technology.
I shut the car door and opened the garage door, walking over to the driver's seat and climbing inside.
"Thank you so much for allowing me to come with you, Abel." The girl smiles.
"Think nothing of it. What are friends for, am I right? Besides, what guy wouldn't want a super hot, busty, nerdy girl who shares all of their hobbies? You're like... definite wife material. Dare I say... waifu material." I smirk as I crank the engine.
She snorts and leans over planting a small kiss on my cheek. "If this works, who's to say we won't get married."
I drum my fingers on the steering wheel. "So... uh... what's our plan besides go into a new world. Do we have any overarching goals? Any ideas?"
"Well, if you can REALLY send us to animes..." The girl begins with a sly smirk as with a flash a set of fifteen chess pieces appears. "Why don't I flesh out my peerage somewhat?"
She lifts the queen piece and points it at me. "What do you say? Want to be my queen?"
"I'd prefer to be your king, but alas, as a partial devil, I get no respect." I sigh dramatically with a headshake. "Hell, I didn't even get a sacred gear and that's like... the only benefit of being part human."
I look over the piece. "I'll let you use it on me after we leave... when no-one can stop you or immediately force me to serve some random asshole. I'd like to not die before you are even a quarter of the way through your life, becoming a devil is probably one of the only ways to achieve that... certainly the easiest."
"As for the anime thing." I continue. "Remember. This world is just a fucking AU of a shitty titty anime."
"Yeah, yeah." The girl sighs. "I've seen the people who you said original Rias would have gotten in her peerage. Well, barring a few who I can only assume are dead due to the strenuous circumstances I would have revived them in. Ugh. Why does titty anime Rias get to be happy?! Why am I forced to face so many hardships while her brother just GIVES her everything?! I... I envy her... so much."
"Hey. Don't sweat it. Titty Anime Rias doesn't get like... Goku as a rook."
"I can get Goku as a rook?!" The girl gasps with stars in her eyes.
"I don't know... maybe?" I shrug. "You'd probably need to be just a little bit stronger than you are now to even revive kid Goku to be honest."
"But it's possible!" she exclaims.
"Honestly, Goku's an idiot. Let's just grab some random saiyan chick and call it a day." I shrug.
She pouts at me. "You just want to seduce a girl saiyan!"
"What can I say? There's something awesome about Amazonian women." I smirk at the red haired girl who continues to pout cutely.
"But yes. I want a Saiyan who can connect with me." Rias nods slowly. "Goku's Iq is... not ideal."
"Oh! Abel can we go to Fairy Tail?!" The girl gasps, looking positively excited.
"You mean the world where a god can curse you to kill people by loving too much?"
The girl scratches the back of her head and looks down at her lap. "Yeah?"
"Don't pull a 'Revive someone after they die with your evil pieces' bit there and we'll probably be fine." I sigh as I reach over and grab the joystick. "Let's see if this works."
I close my eyes and place my hand atop the stick shift, imagining a destination.
My breathing slows as I continue to deeply think upon the location I desire.
*Ping*
Runes creep along the ceiling as the little computer in the dash lights up, displaying Nordic runes.
"Location Set." A feminine voice echoes out.
I share a look with Rias. "Well... uh..."
I audibly gulp. "This is it."
"The point where we might just... die." The girl nods quietly.
She leans across the car and locks her lips with my own, eventually pulling back and holding up a hand which I grasp with my own.
"If we don't make it, Abel." Rias begins. "I'm glad that I'm spending my last moments with you."
"You're the only friend I've ever had Rias." I admit. "If we don't make it, I'd like you to know that I've always wished we were able to progress our relationship beyond that."
"Me too." She smiles.
"If it works, want to have victory sex in the back seat?" I question with an impish grin.
A sultry smirk crosses her lips. "That would be the least I could do for my future queen piece, husband, father of my future children, and the one who got me out of my engagement."
"Teeechnically, I won't be doing that last thing." I shrug. "But. We'll come back at some point in the future after decades of training. Then you can wipe the floor with Riser."
"Or we could just never come back, and we consider our escape from this dimension as breaking the contract." Rias shoots back.
"Eh, true." I nod once as I gently pull the car forwards. "Question. If we eventually find ourselves missing this world, do you want to see if we can hit 'canon'?"
"If my family is nicer... sure. I'd like to see them." The girl sadly smiles. "I... want a family so bad, Abel. One where they accept me."
"Hm. Well. That's sad. On the note of 'Canon' however, could I have a harem of you? Pretty please? Can I have a Rias sandwich?" I joke, nudging the girl with an elbow.
"If you are good and eat your veggies I see no reason why I couldn't share you with myself." The girl nods once with an amused smile, my joke working to lift her spirits.
We come to rest on an empty road, Rias had already created a long line barrier which led along the street for about a mile.
I rev the car's engine as I take a deep calming breath. "Welp. It's time. Do or die."
I step on the gas and we begin moving forwards, rapidly picking up speed.
In under five seconds we reach sixty miles per hour, in ten, double that, by the time we reach twenty we are moving at speeds surpassing what this car every could.
Multicolored flames and sparks of magic begin to spark along the outside of the car as we are pressed into the seats.
Reality tears and we are shunted into a large wormhole.
After around thirty seconds of driving in a tunnel which looks to be made of black blueprint paper another rip appears and we are shunted through it.
A man stands in our way.
"SHIT!" I curse.
We promptly hit him, the car bouncing.
Rias and I sit there for a moment as we hear screams outside, both unnaturally pale.
"That- THAT'S THE DARK WIZARD MAVERICK GRAVE!"
I look into the rear view mirror. "SHIT! RIAS! WE JUST RAN OVER FUCKIN' KIRITO!"
I blink as I realize something.
"Wait... Dark wizard?" I mutter in confusion as I look around.
Old wooden, plaster, and stone buildings. No cars. Only the sparse horseless carriage here and there.
The windows of this car are tinted...
Nobody knows who we are.
"It worked." I breathe quietly.
I flinch as I sudden thought comes to mind I reach over to the dash and push two buttons.
"Invisibility Cloak Activated."
"Engine Noise Muted."
I pull back on the stick shift and slowly drive forwards, lifting the car from the ground.
Rias is still a little pale. As we ascend above the buildings and begin driving towards the edge of the city.
I push another button.
"GPS Activated. Creating Map."
"Generating."
"Generating."
"Generating."
"Globe Map Generated. Proceed to Regional Maps?"
{Yes} {No}
A large globe is projected from the dash, Rias and I share a glance as it begins slowly spinning.
That isn't earth.
Rias reaches down and pushes 'Yes'.
"Creating Regional Map."
"It actually fucking worked." I whisper as Rias clenches her fists, hands shaking as a brilliant smile appears on her face.
She doesn't even seem slightly bothered that we just vehicular man slaughtered a guy anymore!
She takes a white queen piece and smiles brightly, looking over to me. "Lay down in the back seat. Take your shirt off."
"You take your shirt off." I shoot back with a lazy smirk as the car rolls to a stop just outside city limits... roughly eighty feet in the air.
I pull the handbrake, locking the car into place as the Gps continues to incoherently mutter.
It'll take longer the more detailed the map is. Globe is the shortest, but 'Regional' takes much longer as it begins searching for houses and cities.
After regional, we get 'Road Map' which promptly lists every single road or path- that's large enough for a car- between towns and villages.
I watch Rias promptly pop open the buttons on her school uniform and slip it off like a coat. She wasn't wearing a bra.
"What about skirt and panties?" I question.
"Panties? I took those off just before I got back to the garage." The girl smirks as she easily slips off her skirt, leaving her nude except for her socks and shoes.
"Huh... you know, there's something about just wearing socks or shoes that makes you feel more naked than just simply no clothes." I note as reach over and gently trace a finger around her nipple.
"Shirt off. Pants off. Lay down in the back. This is an order as your king, your wife-slash-waifu and the one who's about to fuck you silly."
"Well damn." I blink as I take off my shirt and lay it in the floorboard, my pants quickly follow as I clamber into the back seats.
Rias is quick to follow, straddling me, her crotch dampening my boxers as she looks down at me, a queen piece clutched in between her index finger and thumb.
"I, Rias Gremory of the House Gremory Deign to give one, Abel Minus Morris, otherwise known as Abel Ambrosius-Lucifer, the honor of becoming my first piece, my second in command- nay, my equal and only lover. Do you accept?"
"I do." I smirk up at the blue eyed girl as I run a hand along her smooth creamy hip.
"Then you shall be reborn. Not as a partial devil as you were before, but a true devil-"
"Wait. Hold on second. Isn't the reincarnation method imperfect?"
She blinks.
"…"
"I managed to enter an anime. Who's to say that I can't make your pieces make perfect pure blooded devils? Or... at least for my own."
She lets out a long sigh. "You're really taking the wind out of my sails, Abel. You were supposed to be all 'I do. I will love you forever, Rias' then I was going to place this piece in your chest, then force you to cum inside of me! But now you're telling me I'll be forced to wait?! How long?"
"uh... give me a sec? You already let my study it once before."
I gently take the evil piece from her hand, a thin chisel of mana sprouting from my fingertip as I draw numerous tiny runes along the piece in a spiral pattern down towards the base.
It doesn't take long, just about ten minutes, in that time, Rias leans over towards the front and tells the car to map out all of the 'streets' near our current location.
"Alright, done." I smile brightly.
Rias poutily glares at me.
"I know, but now I'll be a full Lucifer and your family can kiss my fucking ass if we ever decide to go back." I grin as I offer the piece to her again.
She sighs as she straddles my waist again, tapping her chin as she looks over me. "Alright. Where was I, then?"
"I think it was the 'you shall be reborn' part?"
"Ah. Yes. Thank you."
"*Ahem* You shall be reborn as not as a partial devil as before, but a true noble devil. My greatest friend and companion."
She slowly brings the piece down towards my chest, I can feel the cold crystal briefly rest in the center of my chest before it begins to sink.
I flinch as it seems to pass my flesh and bone, settling itself in my body I blink down at my chest. "Huh... that felt really weird."
She leans down and presses her lips against my own, her chest smushing into my own after a moment she pulls back, letting out a breathy gasp. "Well, Abel, why don't we do the thing we've always wanted to."
"I'm cumming inside I hope you know." I smirk up at her.
"I wouldn't have it any other way." She smirks back. "It's a win-win. If I get pregnant, I spite Riser, my father, mother, and my brother. If I don't, I get to feel your warmth flood my body with no consequences."
"Hot." I observe. "But I'm not ready for a kid so I'm going to enchant myself to be infertile"
I spoon Rias in the back seat of our fucking interdimensional car. The vastness of the multiverse is finally setting in.
I give her breasts a gentle squeeze, earning a quiet moan from the nude girl.
Yesterday was eventful.
Sex, snacks, more sex, more food, then sleep.
Rias slowly sits up, looking around blearily before looking back to me.
A look of realization crosses her face as I give a small wave, an impish smirk crossing her face.
"Oh... oh right... we just straight up left our dimension... I guess that did mean you were telling the truth about my entire life being nothing more than a bad anime."
She lets out a single sigh before a bright smile crosses her face. "But we broke free! We can do what we want now!"
"Provided we're not trapped in an equally as bad fanfiction." I blandly shrug.
"…"
"…"
"…"
"Eh, more often than not, those are wish fulfillment. It'll be fiiine." I wave off.
"So. What's first on the agenda? You wanted to flesh out your peerage correct? I have a suggestion."
"Oh?" The girl questions.
"Juvia." I answer my face darkening as I let out a quiet growl. "She deserves so much better than Grey of all people."
"Huh? I thought they were a cute couple."
"Did you forget that Grey never returned her feelings... at all?" I question.
"No... he did! Remember when they were fighting that ice guy? They both injured themselves instead of hurting each other!"
"Yes, and that was the first and pretty much ONLY time Grey showed ANY affection to the girl with severe abandonment issues. Let's not forget that during the one year post Tartaros time skip, Grey LITERALLY left her in a destroyed village... alone... for a fucking year... a YEAR Rias! She would have died if Natsu and the others hadn't shown up!" I shoot back. "She has severe abandonment issues!"
"I..." The girl falls silent a small frown appearing on her face. "You're... right..."
"Do you have any other suggestions?" She asks.
"Meredry?" I weakly shrug.
"Who?" The red head blinks owlishly, seemingly to have no recollection of this character.
"The pink haired girl from the Tenrou arc. Followed around the Arc of Time girl and Jellal." I blandly explain.
"Oh her? Why?"
"Her magic lets her link senses. Just think. I could fuck dozens of girls at once!"
She pouts slightly.
"It would save so much time~" I hum, trying to tempt her.
"Fffffine." She eventually relents. "Anyone else?"
"Well. This car isn't exactly all too big, to be honest. We could at max fit only four... maybe five people in here."
"Not if we had Brandish. She can shrink people as well as grow objects." Rias points out.
"Oooh. Alright. That's a good pick. Then we could also pick up Wendy and Serria for their healing magics, though I'm unsure how Wendy's dragon would react to your attempt. Best case, nothing, worst case she tries to end us."
"Hn. I'm noticing that you're not picking any guys." The red head observes with a half-lidded stare.
"To be fair... a large majority of the boys in Fairy tail aren't as overpowered or have as much potential as the girls." I weakly explain. "Or are my type. Said type being 'Women'."
"Fair." The girl sighs, shoulders slumping. "But first, we need to find out when exactly we are."
"Right. Let's head on over to Magnolia then!" I grin as I slip on my underwear and crawl into the front seat.
My pants and shirt quickly follow as I turn on the car and release the handbrake, causing us to fall briefly only to swoop back up as I pull back on the stick shift.
Rias slips some panties on, then grabs the clothes that were draped across her chair and puts it on, running her hands through her hair as she takes a seat in the passenger side car.
"Can we buy a place to stay? I want a shower... and a nice king-sized bed."
"I'd rather we make a place to stay instead of buying it. That way I could rune it to our own specifications.
It shouldn't take all too long. A stone castle for the base, then we can add windows, doors, and furniture later. But first, we should probably figure out where and when we are."
I gaze out the window as trees quickly pass underneath, my fingers drumming on the steering wheel.
"Hey... is that Magnolia?" Rias questions as she points dead ahead.
"Uhhhh yeah, looks like it." I nod once.
"Hn. It's a bit... small... isn't it?" She frowns.
"I mean, I guess- Enhance."
The screen in the dash shows a picture of a blonde girl sobbing as she runs away from the city as fast as she can.
She is small, petite, with long wavy blonde hair that goes down to roughly her knees, at the side of her head are two wing-like ornaments... she is also sobbing uncontrollably
"Ah. It appears I didn't specify a date... we are currently in the past. More than sixty years before canon comes." I blink down at the girl. "It appears that Mavis here is going to go off into the forest due to her curse."
I look to Rias. "She'd be an absolutely incredible bishop, I hope you know. In a mere like... eight years she developed three spells which are far beyond anything the world had seen since Zeref and his bullshit... but I doubt even he made so many spells so quickly, even if Fairy Law was based off his own."
"But her curse." The girl weakly whispers.
"A curse? Pfft I can break that shit in no time. Did you forget who my grandfather was? Who my great grandfather was?"
"…"
"So. We are going to break this girl's curse, and, after which, you are going do your whole devil spiel to her." I nod quietly. "As for how we are going to break said curse... uhhh. You drive for a little bit."
"I don't know how to drive." The girl whispers.
"Well, you've got basically nothing to hit this high up. Just remember the stick is up and down, don't put too much gas in it and the wheel turns." I scoff as I shift into the back seat. "It's times like these where I wish that this was a white van."
'let's see here'.
"Oh hey. This might work."
A sole card rests in my hand.
The back is black with an orange swirled circular pattern, and an orange rim, on the front is the image of a large green and gold lock with a key in it, green smoke wafting around it.
De-Spell {Spell Card}
Target 1 face-up Spell, or 1 Set Spell/Trap, on the field; destroy that target if it is a Spell. (If the target is Set, reveal it.)
"What might?" Rias questions.
I may or may not be a liiiitle obsessed with the card art of Yugioh.
So I maaaay or may not have... collected every single damned Yugioh card to this date.
Yeaaaaah, even the ones that could only be found as a gift for entering a tournament.
Not that I've ever even played a single game.
I just think they're neat.
Neat enough for me to spent genuine effort in making it so I could more or less use the cards to summon genuine monsters.
I haven't done it for ALL of the yugioh cards- god forbid that would probably take me at least a hundred years for those that were released already- but I did make a couple fun ones.
Shame that I have to abide by the rules of duel monsters to summon them.
Can't summon a monster with more than level four in a single turn, can't attack first, must tribute monsters in order to summon stronger ones, and I am required to allow enemies to have a 'turn' to attack me at least once before I can do anything else.
It's annoying, but these rules of reality allowed my cards to go from shit gimmick to legitimate threat.
The only issue is... I don't fucking know what a majority of Yugioh cards to...
I mean, I'd be forced to in order to make these cards function as legitimate effects, but the thing is I have no idea which card is good with what. What card has what effect. It's not like I have an encyclopedic knowledge of Yugioh, and sure, I could probably play the hell out of old gen one or two Yugioh, but the new shit?! What the fuck is up with Pendulum Summoning?! though... I suppose, that Blight hadn't infected Rias' world yet.
Looking at the new-fangled Yugioh has left me with brain rot, my intelligence seeping out of my ears at the mere sight of such a bullshit gimmick.
"Abel?"
"Hn?" I hum as I look up to Rias. She the car swerves slightly.
Around what, I have no idea as we are a good one hundred feet in the air.
"Did you say something?" I question
"What did you find that might work?"
"ooooh yeah, sorry. I was lamenting that Yugioh has changed and I'm growing old... straight up withering away. It won't be long before I'm all 'back in my day we didn't have cybernetic implants in our brains that let us connect to the internet! We had to play on a screen! A screen I tell you!"
"I never really understood your obsession with Yugioh." The girl frowns.
"Oh, I can give the card art physical forms and effects similar to what is on the description." I smile brightly as I clamber back into the front, this time sitting in the passenger seat.
"WHAT?!"
The car swerves slightly.
"Y-YOU'RE TELLING ME-"
"Eyes on the lack of road." I cut in.
*Ahem* She coughs as she faces forwards. "You're telling me... you can summon Yugioh cards in real life and have them like... be real and stuff?!"
"Yep." I nod. "Well, i mean, they're not... like... Actually real, they're just programmed illusions that are more powerful as they follow a set of lain of rules."
"Can... I have dark magician girl?" Rias asks.
"What, like as a peerage member?" I mutter in quiet confusion.
"YES!" She exclaims.
"I don't... know..." I hum as I tilt my head. "I'll see what I can do... we'll probably be forced to take another interdimensional trip, but first, let's focus on our little spell crafter, eh?"
We watch as trees decay, birds drop from the sky, an anguished scream can be heard through the car as we both just pause.
Waves of decay flow outwards, washing over our car like waves crashing against the bow of a large sea-fairing vessel.
"Scooch. I'm going below the tree line."
Rias and I swap places as I regain control of my masterpiece, we slowly drive downwards in a slight circle, spying the source of all this darkness.
'hn... this aura output is near ultimate class.'
Magical runes flicker around me as I weave a few protection spells.
"Stay in the car." I order as we come to a stop, resting a foot above the natural ground.
The car is still invisible and silent, so she doesn't notice us even as we sit a short thirty feet away from her.
"Wh-What?! She needs to be comforted!" Rias protests.
"And I WILL be comforting her. You'd be killed by her ultimate class curse aura before you even took two steps. Why do you think I've angled the car so when I get out, the open door isn't facing her?"
"Fine..." The girl sighs. "I'll stay here..."
"Activate child safety locks." I blandly call out, causing the doors of the car to click shut.
She pointedly glares at me. "Child safety locks?"
"You're far too curious and good hearted for your own good, Rias. I know damn well you might open that door and eat shit instantly; thus, I must do this."
I open the door and step out, closing it behind me.
'Wow... that's trippy.'
There's nothing where I was just standing, just an empty space between myself and the girl writhing in the dead leaves.
The trees are stripped of life, now standing leafless and rotting, grass has browned and shriveled up, dead birds drop from the sky as the girl sobs, her hands, clothes, and hair beginning to grow dirtied by the once lush forest floor.
She continues to let out anguished cries as her fists pound the dead ground, unwilling death and malice radiating from her body.
I slowly walk around the invisible car, my hand gently tapping it, so I know vaguely where it is.
I approach the sobbing girl with a frown on my face.
The scent of death reaches me as I crouch down beside her.
She snaps to attention sprawling across the ground as she crawls away.
"GET AWAY FROM ME!" She shrieks streaming down her face.
A pulse of black magic radiates off her as she slowly stands.
"I'LL HURT YOU!" She screams. "STOP! GET AWAY BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!"
I shake my head and let out a sad sigh. "No. I won't leave... you are so sad. How could I call myself a man if I simply got up and abandoned you?"
I reach out and pat her head, crouching down to her level. "It's okay... I'm here now. Some pathetic god's curse can't affect someone like myself."
The blonde girl basically tackles me, pressing her face into my shirt as her shoulder shake. "I-I DIDN'T MEAN TO! I-I KILLED HER!"
I gently rub the back of her head. "I know... it's okay... it's not your fault."
"I-I KILLED RITA!" The girl sobs. "O-OH GOD! WH-WHAT WILL I SAY TO Y-YURI! I-I KILLED HER!"
"You killed nobody... if you want to blame anyone, blame the sickening existence who put this curse on you in the first place."
I allow her to cry into my shirt for a long moment, minutes pass, eventually I'm forced to reapply my runes.
"Kill me." She whispers. "Please... please just kill me."
"No. I won't. I'll do something better."
The card I had held in my hand begins to glow brightly as I tap the girl on the head with it.
With a flash of light she gasps and falls back, her hands shaking, the malicious aura erased. The girl's eyes quiver as she stares past me. "With that. The curse of the shit god is gone."
I feel eyes upon me, a divine and sickening aura gazing upon my back, so I simply glance over my shoulder, holding up two fingers.
I swing my arm in front of me, light crackling and exploding around my fingertips.
A wave and exploding and crackling light washes out in a wave, a straight up cluster bomb of both evil and holy light.
With a blinding glow, the forest for the next mile or so is utterly erased.
One of the scariest powers in the world, surpassing even the power of destruction.
Lucifer, of course, wouldn't allow the Baels to survive if they had a clan trait more powerful than his own.
The Demonic Brilliance of Evil Light.
A true contradictory power. Not like any of this 'love equals death' bullshit.
If you want to get really lame about it, the reason why my clan trait is so powerful is because of one thing...
The opposing forces are always incredibly violent against each other. Poisonous to both angels and devils. My show of force seems to have spooked the errant death deity who was spying on me.
I look back to the girl who still has her face pressed against my chest.
"I have removed your curse... or at least the largest aspect of it. You are mostly past puberty at this stage, so it's unlikely that you'll grow anymore." I sigh as I slowly stand, taking her hand and pulling her to her feet.
"Just... please kill me..." She whispers again, looking down at the floor. "I-I don't deserve to return to Fairy Tail. I-I did the worst thing possible."
"No. The curse did the worst thing possible. You can't blame yourself for the sadism of a god."
"I cast law..." She whispers. "I-I decided who lived or died. This is just MY punishment!"
"If they cared about the balance of this world, they wouldn't curse you with something that kills all those close to you. You can't think that they care when they are fully willing to allow Zeref to kill quite possibly millions at this point... as long as he survives."
I brush a messy strand of hair out of her face. "You don't deserve to die... for love. for caring about your friends... I know that nobody would blame you. this isn't your fault. it was out of your control completely and utterly.
"I-I can't go back..." She whispers. "I-I can't look Yuri... Or Precht... Or Warrod in the eyes anymore. N-not after I killed Rita..."
"To be fair, Precht does worse things in the future." I shrug idly.
"…"
"What?" The girl hollowly whispers. "D-Don't say bad things about Precht! Y-You might have broken my curse, but I won't let you badmouth my friends!"
"Eh, fair. I'm unsure if he will go that far now that you aren't cursed." I shrug as I turn and begin walking away with my hands behind my head.
"W-Where are you going?!" She calls after me.
"Eh, back to my home." I shrug. "You want to come with me?"
"Come with you? Where?" She asks.
"Disable child lock. Disable Cloak."
The car appears there slightly above the air as with a click, the door opens, Rias slowly steps out and walks over, pouting at me the whole time. "I didn't like that you left me in there, Abel."
"You were not strong enough to resist the curse yet." I shrug.
She turns to Mavis, her features softening. "Hello, my name is Rias Gremory, what is your name?"
"Mavis..." The girl weakly whispers.
"Well, Mavis. I am glad that Abel here was able to remove your curse."
"Was that a fuckin joke?" I whisper.
"Hm?" She hums.
"Abel was able?" I blandly observe.
Her eyes light up as she lets out a snort. "Ah, I hadn't intended it to be, but that is much too funny. I may just be forced to use that yet again."
"Anyways." She continues as she looks back to the girl with long blond hair. "I heard Abel ask this, but would you like to come with us?"
"Come with you where?" The girl asks again.
"Well..." Rias begins. "We have no real destination, I suppose."
"We're just going to see where life takes us." I grin with a small shrug as I begin to walk back to the car. "Probably going to settle down somewhere nice, then, well, we've had a plan to make special picture books with a magic printing press then sell them."
"We'd just need to find a good place to live." Rias nods. "Somewhere reasonably close to a town, but out of the way so we're not pestered day and night."
"I... I'll come with you!" The blonde girl declares. "I'll find a way to pay you back for breaking that curse!"
"There is a way." Rias smiles brightly.
"Huh?" Mavis blinks in quiet confusion.
"You see." The red head begins. "We're... not exactly human."
"H-Huh?"
"We're devils. I am Rias Gremory of the illustrious and noble Gremory clan of devils. This is Abel, Minus Morris, a descendant of the creator of the devil race, Lucifer."
"W-What?'
"And I was wondering if you would like to become a devil too." The red haired girl states, trying to distract the girl from the fact she just inadvertently killed one of her friends.
Heyo, just wanted to transfer this snippet over from FFN... and you know what that means, riiiight?