Disclaimer: First Chapter
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Trains were cool.

"Slow, but very cool. Where are we going?" Naruto stated, then asked, as he looked out the window on a train. The air was awkward for some, but not for him. To keep up his secret, he was going to be going to Kyoto to make a contract with a devil for combat reasons. He didn't plan on really using the contract, but there was no reason not to at least make the contract itself. The train he was riding on was too slow to really be good for travel... for him.

For the people of this world who couldn't move even a fraction of this speed, he had no doubt it was a fast way to get from place to place.

"Kyoto is where the Fox Devil lives, and if she takes a liking to you, she will let you summon parts of her body. As far as devils go, she gets along well with humans." Aki explained to Naruto. The trip was Naruto, Aki, Himeno, and some very uncomfortable looking girl who was a bit older than Naruto himself. She looked like she was going to have a nervous breakdown.

She was also getting a devil contract, but a different one.

'Kobeni is her name I think, apparently she's strong, but is too nervous.' Naruto glanced over at Kobeni. She smiled nervously at him, before she looked at her own knees. Since there was a devil for pretty much every concept that people feared, it would make sense that there was a fox devil. If he was back in his world, and his world had devils who functioned the same way, the fox devil would be one of the strongest devils there could be.

Because of Kurama.

"Look at his face, of course the fox will love him."

-At the Devil Contract Location-

"I love him, look at him. Look at this previous little kit."

"Woah." Naruto looked up at the giant, light orange fox (*manga color) with giant red ringed eyes across her head that was looking down at him. She was massive, only a fraction of Kurama's size but still huge.

This fox was absolutely in love with him.

She put one of her large paws up against him for him to stand on, and when he stood on her paw she brought him up to her eyes to look all over him. She had an eye in the middle of her forehead. She sniffed him, but she looked right at his messy hair, and looked at the whisker marks on his face.

"This fox-like face, this mischevious scent, a look of defiance in those eyes, and what blue eyes they are. A small pointed nose, and your skin is such a healthy peach color. You have such nice, pretty, and handsome features boy." Fox stated as she moved her head around to look at him from all possible angles. The more she looked at him, sniffed him, and even licked the back of his body, the more she liked him. "There is something primal about you, something powerful and kitsune-like... are you the child of the Kyuubi or the Kitsune Devil... because there is no way somebody like you was just born this perfect."

Aki was smoking a cigarette as the fox devil gushed over a favored human, and with how she was speaking there was little doubt that Naruto would be allowed to summon the fox's head. He would guess that down the hall, Kobeni was getting a devil contract with Himeno. He looked at Naruto, and raised an eyebrow at the complete lack of fear Naruto had when getting licked by a devil of that size.

Public Safety had access to devils who sided with humanity, for the moment at least. He didn't trust any of the devils to actually be on the side of humans, but instead only working with them because of it was more convenient than being hunted down.

"Devils can have kids?" Naruto asked the Fox devil.

"I've never seen it myself, but I wouldn't be surprised if it was possible, looking at you, I would almost almost I birthed you myself. Very well, you can summon any part of me you need, whenever you want." Fox gave a wide grin at him.

"The Fox devil will take some flesh, or make requests when you summon part of her."

"I don't want anything like that from him. He may summon me at no cost. What mother wouldn't want to be summoned by her child... yes... from now on, call me Mother and you may summon me whenever." Fox offered as a contract to Naruto. Aki looked at her with narrowed eyes, but Naruto couldn't help but not care about the contract details anyway.

He only agreed to this because having a contract to fight with would mean he could fight without having to unleash his own abilities, and cause massive amounts of destruction. It was just more convenient to have more options available.

"Okay then, deal."

"Very well then, to summon me, just make a fox with your hair, stare through the hole, and say kon... and I shall appear." Fox explained the process for summoning her to battle. Naruto nodded his head and hopped off her paw, down to the floor.

"Sure thing Mother."

The giant fox got chills as her fur stood on end.

-Back on the Train (Visual Memory Static)-

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THAT is the devil you made a contract with!?"

"Don't laugh, it isn't funny!" Kobeni was mortified as she covered her face with her hands. Naruto was on the floor of the training, laughing his ass off currently, unable to breath just from how hard he was doing so. His face was red from the strain that laughing caused him. "It isn't funny... it isn't."

"It isn't funny." Aki agreed.

Aki had a slight upturn of his lips.

"It's... hilarious... oh god I'm going to pee." Himeno was right there with Naruto on the floor, curled up and holding her stomach. "I'm gonna break... ha... a rib." Himeno could hardly believe that was the devil that Kobeni had contracted with. It wasn't even a devil that she could easily summon, or had to summon at all to benefit from the contract.

"Did you have to show... did you have to moon the devil to get the contract?" Naruto asked.

"AAAHHAHA Stop, stop, I'm gonna peeee."

"Naruto, stop, you're going to make Himeno wet herself." Aki ordered, but Naruto was already wiggling his ass back and forth to tease Kobeni for her devil contract. He sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose. They started to go through a tunnel, and the windows in the train became pitch black as the lights in the train dimmed.

"Stop, okay, that was good. Ah... damnit, I pissed myself... you owe me panties mister." Himeno managed to control herself as she got back into her seat, tears on one half of her face from her laughter. Naruto got back in his seat, and the still mortified Kobeni started to take her hands away from her face. There was a moment as everyone who had been laughing caught there breath.

"Sure thing, my fault since I joked about Kobeni's contract with the-"

Naruto blinked.

Something felt off, and it was something the others without a sixth sense wouldn't be able to notice. It was like something clicked in his mind, and he looked out the window to see it was still dark. He narrowed his eyes for a moment as he thought of what had happened, but just as quickly as the feeling came to him, it passed as they left the tunnel.

"We were almost attacked by a devil just then." Naruto stated.

"Huh?"

"We were almost attacked by a devil just now... but it decided against attacking us I guess." Naruto guessed, because when he looked out into the darkness, he could tell that whatever had been planning on attacking them, decided against it. It was like the second Naruto decided to fight, the devil who wanted to attack became afraid and decided it wasn't going to attack. "A cowardly devil was in that tunnel." Naruto stated as he looked out the train window and back towards the tunnel.

"I didn't notice anything." Aki stated as he looked at Naruto, dead serious.

Even Himeno was serious.

"Call it a gut feeling, but we were in that tunnel for too long. I'll report it to Makima later myself."

-At HQ-

"Yes, I did send a devil to attack you, but when you noticed it, it became afraid and backed off."

"I thought that was the case." Naruto stated as Makima admitted the truth to him. He felt it wasn't luck that caused a devil to almost attack. Looking at her, he could tell that she wasn't even ashamed of sending a hit out on him. "... and here I thought you wanted to seduce me... so sad." Naruto wiped a fake tear.

Makima continued to smile through the teasing.

"I travel Japan a lot, since I myself am still an active Devil Hunter. I found quite the interesting devil, and wanted to test it out. Devils can't make contracts with other Devils, but with my abilities I can control some of them..." Makima held her hand out, and out of the darkness of her trash can next to her desk, came a small devil. It was made of an ink black darkness with multiple eyes. "... and this is that devil... a cowardly little thing, but with a strong ability. The Forget Devil... when you pass through a doorway, you can forget what you are thinking about."

"Forget... doorway?" Naruto asked.

"Tell me, what devil does Kobeni have a contract with?" Makima asked with a smile.

"That's obvious, it's the..." Naruto blinked, before he put a hand to his mouth and narrowed his mouth, taking a moment to think about it. It was at the tip of his tongue, but he couldn't quite remember what it was. He slowly realized that he didn't remember what it was that he had found so funny about Kobeni's devil contract, just that it was something apparently hilarious. "... huh... and the tunnel served as a doorway for it to use it's ability... but why make me forget Kobeni's devil?" Naruto asked.

Makima smiled.

"Well, actually, the fact is that it is SUPPOSE to make you forget about something completely. The fact you only forget what you were thinking about shows you have remarkable resistance. What devil did YOU make a contract with?" Makima asked as she leaned forward. "If I asked Himeno or Aki, neither of them would be able to tell me Kobeni's devil either, and they wouldn't even remember what your devil is. Kobeni would remember her devil, but not how she made the contract." Makima explained.

"It was something hilarious." Naruto was bothered that he didn't remember. Suddenly an image appeared in his head. "... OH, right, it was the Monkey Devil! Kobeni made a contract with the Monkey devil, took me awhile to remember it." Naruto had it click with him. Makima was only slightly surprised that he was able to recall the memory.

"You're welcome. You might have had your memory erased by the Forget Devil, but I was unaffected by it." Kurama spoke up in his head.

Naruto nodded his head in thanks.

"Hmmmm... that is interesting in it's own way. Yes, Kobeni made a deal with the Monkey devil, and in exchange for her having enhanced strength and agility, she will experience misfortune." Makima had knowledge of everyone's devil contracts. She stood up and walked around her desk. "... you know, you get more interesting by the day." Makima complimented Naruto, running her finger across his forehead as she passed by him.

"I try." Naruto stated with a cocky smirk.

"You don't need to try, but, I'll let you get back to it. There is a report of the Zombie Devil being sighted, so I'll be taking care of it myself once I get the dispatch order." Makima stated in a very calculated tone.

He caught that, but didn't comment.

"Well, I'll be late tonight. I promised to meet up with Himeno later and use my first paycheck for defeating the Killer Whale devil to buy her new underwear."

"Oh?"

"Yeah, because I kind of made her piss herself on the train." Naruto remembered that. He promised to pay for her new underwear as a sorry for making her ruin what she had been wearing. Naruto scratched the back of his head and looked out the window.

THUNK*

The Forget Devil was killed as Naruto threw a shuriken into it's body.

"I don't trust you to not make me forget something important in the future, so lets nip that problem in the butt right now." Naruto stated after killing Makima's new weapon of amusement. She kept a smile on her face even as her new toy was killed, showing that she didn't have much faith in it being useful to her.

"Be safe, Himeno is known to get very sexual with her coworkers."

"Pot, meet kettle, you're black."

Naruto HAD to call her on that.

Chapter End!
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Kobeni's Devil Contract is unknown, but considering she is one of the very few Human characters who have shown superhuman abilities, and she gets compared to a monkey, and in Japan monkeys are associated with luck, I figured the monkey devil would be a fitting devil.
Because as funny as it would be, I wasn't going to give her the Sloppy Blowjob Devil.