Disclaimer: First Chapter
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2 days off.

Naruto worked on a schedule of 5 days on, and 2 days off a week, with those 2 days off being random for when he was off. This week he was scheduled the 2 days off one after the other, which was normal for Devil Hunters apparently. There was also a day of the week where you didn't go out and hunt devils, and instead just filed the paperwork for all the devils you hunted, the property damage, and the written report of the event itself.

Naruto used yesterday to find Kobeni an apartment that she could move into away from her parents, help her move, and without her looking he threatened her parents with extreme bodily harm if they tried to retaliate against Kobeni in any way. The entire event was boring though, barely worth mentioning at all. He couldn't move into his own place, because he was stuck with Makima due to his overwhelming power causing the government to just not trust him without supervision.

Makima was the Head of Special Division 4, which he was apart of.

So were Aki, Himeno, and Kobeni.

Some Fiend had been added to the division, and a guy with the heart of the Chainsaw devil had just become a member not too long ago as well. Apparently Special Division 4 had about 20 members to it in total, but about half of them had died within the last 4 weeks.

'I could go and bother Aki, but he's working today... maybe I can bother Kobeni... see how she's settling into the new place... is Himeno working today... maybe make it a fun little drinking party.' Naruto wasn't old enough to drink, but both Kobeni and Himeno could and would get drunk if they were invited to. Also, now that he was immortal... well he wasn't going to age anymore. He was going to remain 17 for the rest of his long life, so there was no point in caring about drinking age.

In 100 years, he would still be 17.

That was now his permanent physical age, so there was absolutely no point in following legal drinking age, especially considering he could no longer be killed via alchohol blood poisoning.

"Hey Kurama, was Mom or Dad good drinkers?"

"Lightweights, being a Jinchuriki doesn't make you get less drunk, you just heal from hangovers faster. Your father barely drunk, and your mother barely touched the stuff either."

"Good to know, I'll keep it light then." Naruto stated as he stood up and grabbed his frog wallet off of the kitchen table. He rubbed Custard's head, and Tiramisu tried to keep him in the apartment by biting the leg of his pants. The two dogs that Makima had been able to keep had become even more affectionate now that they didn't have to compete for as much attention.

-At Kobeni's Apartment-

"Wow, nice place, looks way better now that you unpacked." Naruto welcomed himself into her apartment, opening the unlocked door like he owned the place. Kobeni was in the process of sorting her clothes, and the clothes she was currently wearing were unsexy in all ways. Baggy, loose, and completely covered her skinny body.

"Everyone, please stay clear of the business section of Tokyo today, there is a report of the Coffee devil spiking people's morning coffee, causing severe diarrhea."

Naruto grabbed the remote and turned off the TV.

"Really nice place, don't mind if I let myself in too." Himeno was in casual clothes, not her public safety uniform as she walked right in with 2 six-packs of beer in her hands. She was down to have a party, even if she had work the next day. "Looks like tomorrow, you, me, Hirokazu, and Aki are going to be patrolling around Tokyo. Naruto here was assigned to finish his paperwork." Himeno nudged him.

Naruto sat down on the couch.

"You guys... this is my apartment." Kobeni shyly stated as her coworkers just made themselves at home, as if they owned the place. She was kind of okay with it, but she wasn't done unpacking, and she wasn't dressed for company either. She looked at the beer that Himeno had brought to celebrate her moving out away from her family, and she smiled to herself for only a brief moment.

Right, she had escaped her horrible family.

It was the start of her new life.

"Himeno, toss me one."

"No way minor."

"Well, considering there is no way to prove I'm a minor, and I'm immortal... lets just say for convenience that I'm 22 or something." Naruto argued, and it satisfied Himeno, who tossed him a beer can. He cracked it open and drank from it. "... this is kind of gross." Naruto deadpanned as he sipped at it. He was not a fan of the bitter taste of the beer, even when it was sweetened like this kind was.

"To Kobeni's new life."

"To Kobeni leaving an abusive family life, and coming into an abusive working life." Naruto offered his grin. Just because she left her horrible family didn't mean that she was done dealing with horrible people, and horrible situations. Himeno started to chug an entire beer can, before she cracked open a second one and started to chug that too. The quiet Kobeni didn't chug, and instead opened a beer to sip at it.

Minutes passed before Himeno's cheeks started to pink.

"Woooooooooo!" Himeno took her jacket off and threw it at Naruto's face. She was left with the shirt she wore under her jacket, which was sleeveless, and had a bra strap hanging off her shirt. She was grinning at Naruto as he removed her jacket from his face. "Come on Kobeni, drink up, this is a good day to be alive. You left your shitty family!" Himeno got right in Kobeni's face and started to force her to chug the beer.

Himeno normally put on a dumb act, but when she was drunk, she was just genuinely a drunk person, and this was just her when she was tipsy. It was amusing to watch as she the beer started to hit her so quickly.

Kobeni gagged and coughed, spitting up beer as she gasped for breath.

"Just roll with it, get drunk, and enjoy some freedom." Naruto told her as he raised the beer he was drinking.

-Hours Later-

"Yeah, this is awesome." Naruto was getting to watch a hell of a good show right now. Himeno was on the coffee table without her pants on, her panty covered ass shaking as she drunkenly swung her hips side to side.

Kobeni was naked.

Naruto was wearing Himeno's pants like a scarf at the moment, and he was only halfway through his second beer. Since Kurama said his parents were lightweights, and his cheeks were already bright red, he was going to finish his second beer and call it there. Himeno had gone through most of the beers with Kobeni.

A shadow clone came into the apartment with 4 more six-packs of beer.

"Yeah! I love your contract with the Clone Devil!" Himeno jumped off the coffee table and hugged the clone, taking the beers from it as it popped. The sloshed older woman had tried to plant a sloppy kissy on the clone after it had popped, much to her sadness. "Back to dancing, turn up the music." Himeno jumped back on the coffee table.

It broke.

It broke and the two women fell to the floor in an unsexy heap of limps, well, it was unsexy in that they didn't fall into the sexiest of positions, but it was still sexy in that Kobeni's skinny legs were wide open. She was giving an extremely good and detailed view of her vagina at the moment, as dry as it was it was obvious that she wasn't sexually turned on at this moment. Kobeni had a nice butt, but she was on the petite side, whereas Himeno had some meat on her.

"Heheheh... I could never... do this when I lived with... my family." Kobeni closed and opened her legs as she talked. She crawled to her hands and knees, before she cuddled up to Naruto's leg. "I could never be naked in the house... and I was never able to... hic... get a boyfriend... my sisters got... boyfriends, but I had to work... put my brother through college... I wanted to go to college too... but it was this or sex work."

"You would have been an awesome hooker!" Himeno pulled Kobeni off of Naruto's leg, wrapped an arm, around her, and grabbed one of her smaller boobs. "Super petite and sexy, tight as any virgin... any guy would be lucky to pop this cherry for yooooooooou." Himeno slurred all her words together as she jiggled the small breast in her hand.

"Yeah?"

"Yeah, if I had a dick, I would totally plow you here and now! Isn't that right Naruto?!" The drunken mess pointed to the guy in the room.

"Yep, totally sexy, I would love to put a dozen babies into you." Naruto just played along. He was having the time of his life watching these two drunken messes make things awkward for their future selves. Future Kobeni was going to feel so awkward, but it was so cute to get this rich teasing material.

"O-oh." Kobeni covered her cheeks with her hand. "R-really... you would... take responsibility... for it right?" Kobeni was blushing and looking towards Naruto, hiccuping frequently.

The fuck was she talking about, taking responsibility?

"Sure would."

"Heheheheheh." Kobeni enjoyed his response though.

"BLARG!"

Himeno threw up out the open window, and onto the street down below, much to the disgust of somebody who had just got thrown up on. There was a scream of anger coming from the street, so Kobeni in the future was going to have a very upset person complaining to her.

"Ya know... we should... totally... pull a prank on... the others. We should totally find... what is that fear guys have... uh... Dome-O-Phobia... ah... the fear of blowjobs... we should totally track down the Blowjob Devil and sneak it into... Aki's apartment." Himeno stated as she finished throwing up, but was still very much drink out of her mind. She walked to the middle of the room, collapsed onto the carpet, and pulled another beer out of the six-pack to chug.

'Most guys aren't afraid of blowjobs, so it would be a pretty weak devil.' Naruto thought to himself as he decided to be the responsible one, and he placed his jacket around Kobeni's shoulders. Her nipples were standing fully erect now, so he wanted to get her the chance to hide those. He didn't comment on how stupid the fear of blowjobs was. "Sounds like a weak devil." Naruto deadpanned.

Whoops, seems he was a bit tipsy too, because he had said that part out loud.

"No waaaaaaaay... the Blowjob Devil would be super strong... all guys are like... super afraid of getting a bad... toothy blowjob... right?" Himeno asked as she showed a wide smile and mimed blowing somebody, before she bit down on the imaginary dick in her mouth.

"Heheheheh."

"... and she's gone into a giggle fit." Naruto deadpanned as he looked at Kobeni, snuggling into his lap, in her own little world. Naruto stood up, but Kobeni latched onto his legs, holding her face against his butt as he walked across the room to the phone. He knew Makima's apartment number to heart, since it was where he lived.

So he dialed up Makima.

"Ah, hello, Makima speaking."

"Hey Makima, it's Naruto, I'll be home late. At a celebration party with Himeno and Kobeni, I'll be taking Himeno home when it's over."

"BLOWJOB DEVIL!"

"Blowjob Devil?"

"Himeno wants to find the Blowjob Devil and sneak it into Aki's apartment as a prank, ignore her. She's a little stupid, and super drunk... but does a Blowjob devil even exist?" Naruto asked Makima over the phone, just to humor Himeno.

"A devil exists for every object concept. It's strength just depends on how scary it's mental image is to most people, and they gain power from fear. So, I'm very sure the Blowjob devil exists, and since it would be a weak devil, I think it should be somewhere in the world."

"Really... that's super funny." Naruto laughed as he imagined it.

"Actually, it's a relatively harmless devil. Humanoid in nature, so it gets along well with humans normally. It typically stays in areas where there is a lot of whorehouses. It disguises itself as a hooker to pass off as human."

"Interesting." Naruto found that very interesting, and he was being serious. "Well, see you later Makima." Naruto hung up the phone, now that his message had been delivered.

Kobeni was literally kissing his ass.

"Come on, kiss me back."

'I so want to fart right now, because that would be the funniest thing ever.' Naruto couldn't bring himself to a force a fart at Kobeni, not with how much she's suffered. Naruto pulled her off of him, and lifted her up princess style. Himeno was throwing up out of the window again, with each beer she drank, she just caused herself to keep throwing up. It was a hilarious cycle, where she drank to fill her stomach, and then threw up because she was too drunk to keep anything in her stomach. "Come on Kobeni, lets get you a glass of water, and then take you to bed."

"You're going to pop my cherry... and take responsibility... and I won't have to be a devil hunter... zzzzzzzzzz." Kobeni was off to sleep in his arms.

-Later-

"Come on Stinky, off you go." Naruto dumped Himeno into her bed, after stripping her of her clothes, leaving her just in her underwear. She had been fussy with him the entire way back to her apartment.

"BLARG."

"I'm... going to borrow your shower, and some of your pants." Naruto had Himeno throw up INTO his pants, and as gross as that was, he couldn't find it in himself to be mad at her. He turned her onto her side so she wouldn't drown herself in throw up if she puked again, before he walked towards her shower.

-Much Later-

"Those aren't your pants."

"They are Himeno's, she throw up in mine, so I borrowed some of hers." Naruto stated as he got back home, and found Makima reading a book on the couch, both of her huskies cuddled up on her. She had stayed up until he got home. "I left my pants with her to wash, I took a shower at her place, so I'm headed to bed. Goodnight Makima."

"Hope you enjoyed your day off, your next one won't be for 5 days. I'm going to have you work with each member of Special Division 4, and see who you work best with." Makima told him.

"Goodnight Makima."

"Goodnight Naruto." Makima responded when she got the message.

His day off was NOT the day he wanted to talk about work.

Chapter End!
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Naruto is canonically a lightweight drinker, and that is after his growth spurt as an adult, so a 17 year old Naruto would be even more of a light weight. Naruto being a heavy drinker is not canon, it is fanfiction nonsense.