A/N: Totally A/U Richonne/Random short

Setting: Michonne Wallace is a beautiful successful lawyer trying to have a relaxing evening at home after a long day in court. Sheriff Rick Grimes is a sexy single dad, working another late shift at the police station. Let's listen in on their conversation...

Rated R for language

Song: Sign Your Name By Terrance Trent D'Arby

"Hello"

"What are ya wearing?"

"Don't call me asking me what I'm wearing, you sound like a pervert."

"I sound like a pervert? The way you talked to me last night was beyond perverted."

"That was in the heat of passion."

"That was sexy as fuck. Do it again."

"Where are you, Rick?"

"At the station, Shane is still sick, so I got Morgan and Daryl out on patrol, Hershel is asleep in his office, as usual, it's a slow night."

"So you're bored."

"And horny..."

"I'm hanging up now."

"Michonne don't!"

"So you want me to talk dirty, to you?"

"I just wanna hear ya voice baby. What are ya doin'?"

"I just finished writing my closing argument for court in the morning, now I 'm about to make a light dinner and watch TV until I fall asleep."

"What are ya making?"

"Just a Cobb salad and a glass of wine..."

"What do ya put in your Cobb salad?"

"Wow, you really are bored, aren't you?"

"Anything to keep ya talkin', your voice is so damn sexy."

"Well, I have a vintage Merlot, which I used to make a nice red wine and raspberry vinaigrette dressing. I used iceberg, watercress, and Romaine lettuce. I'm slicing tomatoes now. Then add some chives, blue cheese a hard-boiled egg. After that, I'll toss in some chicken breast and some bacon; oh yeah, and an avocado."

"Damn woman, that sounds good!"

"Better than the steak and Au Gratin potatoes I made you last night?"

"Well, nothing is better than your sirloin steak and super creamy potatoes Michonne."

"Thanks, baby, I'm glad you like my cooking."

"You're a great cook, but your sweet, honey dessert is what I crave."

"I knew this conversation wouldn't stay casual for long."

"You have that effect on me, sexy lady. Are you barefoot in the kitchen?"

"Yes, and I'm only wearing a white silk robe."

"With nothing on underneath?"

"Nothing..."

"Oh, hell baby..! Can I come over after my shift?"

"No! That's not until five a.m. and I have to be at court at eight in the morning."

"That gives me at least three hours to make mad, passionate love to ya."

"I'm really hanging up now."

"You wouldn't."

"I will if you keep this nonsense up."

"I won't stop tryin ta get ya hot and bothered, 'cause that's what you do ta me all the time."

"It's not intentional; I'm just irresistible to you."

"That you are, now go to your room and lay your sexy body down on our bed."

"I will do no such thing."

"You are no fun."

"That's not what you said last night."

"You're right; I was too busy moanin' out your name last night. I love the way you take charge. I'm getting hard just thinking about it."

"Are you touching yourself?"

"Now I am."

"Are your pants still on?"

"For now, all ya have to do is tell me to take them off."

"You'd do that if I asked."

"I'd do anything for you."

"Really..."

"Yep..."

"Well, I'd like you to go wake up Hershel and get started on that mountain of paperwork I know you've got sitting in front of you."

"Or, I could just talk to you and have Glen and Tyrese do the paperwork for me in the mornin'. I'm the Sheriff ya know."

"I know baby, but you're just gonna have to control your erection until tomorrow."

"Time goes by way too slowly when I'm not with you Michonne. I want you to know, you are the best thing that's happened to me in a long time."

"That means so much to hear you say that Rick. I want you to know that you make me so happy, and I find myself falling deeper in love with you every day.

"I'm so in love with you baby; I can't imagine my life without you and..."

"Rick... did I just hear someone's voice?"

"Yeah, that's Herschel, guess he's done with his cat nap and actually wants to get some work done."

"Okay, well I'll let you get to that, later Rick."

"Later Michonne..."