AN: Hello, Bonjour, Hola, Kon'nichiwa!
It is I, The Female Fantasy Freak, here to bring you two chapters at the same time! Yes, you heard me, two chapters, two events, in ONE!
This will include the conclusion to "Cookie" and the entire drastically changed AU version of Double Dipper!
Also, the song at the beginning is my own composition which I am making music to.
Ah, and Crazypuzzle wanted to know what Matthew wears. Well, I always imagined him with jeans, high-tops and simple blouse and a jean jacket, but you can also use your own imagination if you want!
Hope you enjoy!
Chapter Sixteen: Knight in Shining Armour
In the middle of the night, Dipper woke up to the most amazing voice he had ever heard in his life, it was so…pretty and sweet.
"Hi, over there, do you care,
To play with me a bit,
Do you dare?"
Dipper smiled dreamily and got up following the pretty voice down into the gift shop and up the ladder, and on to the roof, the lukewarm summer wind ruffled his pyjamas and his hair.
"My loneliness, I can't bare,
If you play we'll have fun, oh I swear!"
The doll from the shack was there, but her eyes where glowing brighter and, her painted lips where…moving? Dipper, still in the nice trance, thought nothing of it, he just continued to advance slowly.
"On the roof, the shingles always creak,
And paint peels off the walls,
Lots of torn up tapestries,
Decorate the halls.
I've waited there for many years,
For somebody like you,
To come and make my lovely dreams come true..."
As the doll's voice trailed off, Dipper was snapped out of his trance.
"What am I—?" Dipper murmured, then saw the doll standing there—standing there.
The doll let out a young girls' giggle as Dipper screamed.
…A-X-O-L-O-T-L…
Matthew jolted awake at the sound of his screaming brother.
"Dipper?" He whispered, lighting a flame. Matthew turned and saw his brother's bed empty, his heart rate increased.
"Dipper!" Matthew called he ran to the attic door and threw it open, only to scream when he came face to face with Dipper.
"Dipper? What are you doing up?" Matthew asked.
"I went to the loo," Dipper responded calmly. He surveyed his surroundings before smiling and nodding, walking towards his bed and lying down, sighing in ecstasy.
The loo?
Matthew blinked twice before shrugging; too tired and relived of Dipper's safety to take his weird behaviour into consideration.
…A-X-O-L-O-T-L…
Matthew opened the bathroom door and narrowed his eyes in confusion when he saw Dipper sniffing a bar of soap and sighing in delight.
"Um, Dipper?"
"Why, good morning, dear brother," Dipper said with a smile. "This soap smells awfully good, don't you think?"
"Um…yeah sure," Matthew muttered.
"Good day, then." Dipper walked out of the bathroom, leaving a confused Matthew.
Okay, there is something seriously up. The teen thought as he brushed his teeth and washed his face. He attempted to comb his hair, except it stayed messy. Matthew groaned. He wondered if this was a punishment from the Axolotl; not having manageable hair.
When he walked downstairs into the kitchen he saw Stan staring at Dipper funny while he devoured a bowl of cereal greedily. "This food is bloody delicious!" Dipper exclaimed.
"Are you feeling alright?" Matthew asked his brother.
"Probably just excited for Mabel to come home," Stan suggested, though he continued to look at Dipper with conspicuous suspicion.
Matthew couldn't help feeling that something was seriously wrong.
"Well, last night I worked my butt off cleaning the exhibit, and I think it's ready! I got a tour in a few minutes, don't bother me!" Stan said getting up and walking out.
Matthew turned back to his brother. "Dipper, did something happen last night?"
"No," Dipper said quickly. "Thank you ever so much for the breakfast."
Matthew stared after his brother as he walked out of the kitchen, a tiny frown on his face. Dipper was acting beyond weird. It was even above Mabel weirdness level, and that was saying something. It was like he was an entirely different person.
After finishing his breakfast, Matthew got up and placed his bowl in the sink, walking into the gift shop, only to see Dipper flicking the switch on and off repeatedly while giggling like a little boy. Wendy and Soos where staring at him as if he where drunk. If Matthew didn't know Dipper, he would've thought the same thing.
Dipper only stopped when the door opened and a woman in a mini skirt walked in with her son.
"My, that is an awfully short lower wear!" Dipper cried. "You're showing off your legs, disgraceful!"
The woman scowled before turning on her heel and leaving, the boy following.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! What the H Dipper!" Stan demanded walking into the gift shop. "You just got rid of a potential customer!"
"If you had seen what she was wearing I am sure you would have done the same!" Dipper sniffed with his nose in the air.
Stan scoffed. "Just don't do that again, kid."
"Kid? I am not a goat!" Dipper snapped.
Stan stared at him in surprise before he looked at his watch. "Ah! Tour time!" He walked off leaving Dipper to go back to playing with the light switch.
"Is it me, or is Dipper acting…totally strange?" Wendy whispered to Matthew.
"I thought it was me," Soos whispered back. "But I guess I was wrong."
"It's not either of you," Matthew muttered. "Something's wrong with Dipper."
"Yeah, we get that but what?" Wendy asked.
"You do know that it is awfully rude to whisper, don't you?" Dipper asked with a scowl.
"Whoa! You got good ears!" Soos cried in surprise.
"Grammar; It's you have good ears," Dipper corrected, his green eyes narrowing.
Green.
Matthew's eyes widened. "Cookie," he said, his voice barely a below a whisper.
"What's that, brother?" Dipper asked with a cocked head.
"Nothing," Matthew said.
Dipper narrowed his eyes before shrugging and walking upstairs. "I believe I will sniff that lovely soap once more," he said.
"You figured something out, didn't you, dude?" Soos asked.
"We'll talk on the roof. I don't want 'Dipper' to hear us," Matthew said in a low voice.
Wendy and Soos walked over to the ladder where Matthew had already scaled. Once on top, Wendy cried out as she tripped on something. Matthew caught her before she could fall. She muttered and embarrassed thanks before Soos said, "Hey dudes! It's that creepy porcelain doll! And it's broken!"
Sure enough, the thing that Wendy had tripped on was the shattered porcelain doll.
Matthew kneeled next to it and picked it up. The doll looked the same, except it had soft brown eyes instead. Memories quickly came flooding back, coming so fast that Matthew's head was spinning. Cookie…that's right, I remember that girl…
"The doll has Dipper," Matthew said.
"Wait, what?" Wendy asked.
"Then…" Soos gasped. "Oh, dude! I saw this on a horror movie! The doll like, totally took over Dipper's body! He's trapped in there!"
"She had to sing…to talk to us," Matthew said as more memories returned. "Some people could hear it and others couldn't."
"Was she another one of your clients?" Wendy asked Matthew.
Matthew nodded.
"Clients?" Soos asked.
"Um, I'll explain after Soos— "
"You're a demon from the future reincarnated into the past as a human to amend for your sins!" Soos said excitedly.
Wendy and Matthew stared at the handy man.
"How'd you know that?" Matthew asked slowly.
"I don't know, man. It just, boom, came to me," Soos said with a chuckle. "It's kind of cool that I was right, though."
"Okay, so now what? How do we save Dipper?" Wendy asked.
"We need some chalk, candles, salt, and Cookie," Matthew listed.
"We need a cookie?" Soos asked.
"No, we need Cookie."
Wendy and Soos stared at him blankly.
Matthew faced palmed. "The doll!"
"Oh."
"Alright, I need you two to lure her…or him here—,"
"I thought I heard voices," The trio spun around to find Dipper…or Cookie, standing there.
"Let my brother go," Matthew said sharply.
"No, Bill Cipher. I wont!" Cookie barked, no longer using Dipper's voice but her own. It was British and very angry. She advanced, the trio backing up. Matthew wanting to burn that sneer of her face, except she was still in the body of his little brother.
"It's your fault! I was stuck in that thing!" Cookie pointed hatefully at the doll. "You said I'd have a doll! And in return you'd get one! You refused to give it back though. You burned my body after killing my entire family!"
"They where in my way," Matthew said. "Look, I know I did some douche things but don't take it out on my brother, let him go!"
"You hurt my family. Why can't I hurt yours, hmm?" Cookie asked, with a smirk.
"It, was you?" Matthew asked. "You tried to kill Mabel?"
"No, that wasn't me. It was…her. Not that it matters. It was convenient. Unfortunately, she's still alive."
Cookie held up her hand and a dagger appeared. "I can't say the same for your brother I'm afraid." She pressed the blade to Dipper's throat.
"No!" Matthew screamed.
Cookie laughed manically, but her laughter turned to screams when Wendy rammed her shoulder into the girl. Matthew forgot she and Soos where there.
The dagger slid out of the possessed Dipper's grasp as the red-head held the boy/girl down.
"Matt! What do we do to free Dipper?!" Wendy called.
"Right, right," Matthew said, quickly making chalk appear in his hand and then salt. He knew that magical and food related items weren't the same yet when he magically appeared them, he prayed it'd be enough though.
"Soos, help me," Matthew said urgently, tossing Soos a chalk, Cookie began struggling harder.
"Okay, what do I write?" Soos asked.
Matthew quickly told him how to draw the required runes while he drew the others. Matthew then tossed the salt over it.
"Okay, candles," he muttered. Twelve candles appeared in Matthew's hands. Quickly, he set them up around the runes.
"Alright, Wendy," Matthew said looking up, "I need—Wendy!"
Cookie was now shooting green flames at Wendy who was trying her hardest to dodge them.
Wendy narrowly dodged a fire ball and fell on her back. Cookie raised her hands, only to be tackled by Matthew.
The girl snarled and kicked Matthew hard in the stomach with surprising strength. Matthew rolled off and slid down the roof, grabbing on to a lose shingle at the last minute with two hands.
"Matthew!" Soos and Wendy called as they tried to slowly reach him. Cookie held up her hands, the two floating before getting slammed against the top of the roof. They tried to break free but the invisible force held them fast. Cookie advanced, a rueful smirked on her face.
"Bill Cipher," Cookie drawled delicately. "Are you ready to perish?"
"I don't care what you do to me, just let Dipper go!" Matthew grunted as his fingers began to cramp.
"You don't? Then maybe I'll just kill—!"
"What do you want?" Matthew asked with gritted teeth. "Just tell me what you want! I'll give it you! Money! A home! I-I'll give you a new body! Just don't hurt Dipper!"
Cookie narrowed her eyes as Matthew's grip continued to loosen.
"Okay," Cookie said finally. She snapped her fingers and Matthew floated in the air, along with Wendy and Soos. She then placed them gently on the roof, Mathew rubbing his cramped fingers.
"I want all the stuff you mentioned. In return, I free your brother. Agreed?" Cookie asked.
Matthew nodded. "Y-yeah, okay."
…A-X-O-L-O-T-L…
"That good?" Matthew asked inside the attic where Cookie was. The body he had made looked exactly like the porcelain doll, except with flesh and bones, though he had to cover the most of the body with a comforter on Cookie's request,
"Give me freckles," she said.
Matthew sighed and did as he was told. "There, good?"
"I need clothes."
Matthew rolled his eyes and replaced the sheet with a Victorian dress and laced boots.
"Better?"
"Perfect!" Cookie said proudly.
Dipper's eyes closed and he collapsed to the ground. Matthew quickly jumped forward and caught him just as Cookie's new body opened her eyes.
"Well," She said brushing herself off. "That was a nice gesture, Bill Cipher. I will remember that when I kill you."
"Wait, what?" Matthew demanded.
"You still killed my family," she drawled inspecting her nails. "Anyhow, I'm gone to scheme, cheerio!"
Matthew watched with a dropped jaw as Cookie walked out.
"Wait, wait—!"
Matthew stopped when Dipper moaned in his arms.
"Dipper?" Matthew said, turning to his little brother.
"Ugh, do you ever have the feeling that somebody just jammed their brain next to yours?" Dipper mumbled. "I don't even remember anything…"
"Well, you like, totally almost killed me, and your brother for that matter," Wendy said, leaning against the door with Soos.
"I WHAT?!" Dipper demanded. He sat up swiftly, only for him to moan as he lay back down.
"It's okay, little dude, you didn't mean it. You where just possessed by an evil revenge driven chick! Nothing too drastic!" Soos said with a smile.
"And she still wants to kill me—ARGH!" Matthew hit is back on the wood when Cookie came back. "You didn't give me the money, or the house."
"Do you promise not to come back and try killing my siblings?" Matthew asked.
"No."
"Cassiopeia— "
"D-don't call me that!" Cookie barked, her face red, while Dipper looked extremely confused.
"How about if I don't call you by your real name and teach you a bit about the 21st century and you get the stuff I promised you?"
Cookie scowled. "I still hate you, though."
"Good, we agree on something."
…A-X-O-L-O-T-L…
"Aw! I can't believe I missed you guys fighting a ghost! AGAIN!" Mabel whined two days later as the shack was being decorated with party decorations.
"I missed it too, so don't—ugh…" Dipper held his stomach before spraying both of his siblings with silly string and making barfing noises.
"Ah! Grunkle Stan, what did you feed us? BLARG!" Mabel said spraying her two brothers.
"Oh, gosh…" Matthew took his own can and grabbed Mabel's canister and sprayed silly string with them as the twins laughed out loud.
"Guys! Something horrible happened!" Wendy cried. The Pines siblings looked up at Wendy, trying to see if she was serious or not.
"BLARG!" Wendy said, spraying the trio. Matthew willed an extremely large canister into existence and sprayed all of them. They screamed in surprise before laughing.
"Okay, party supplies are off limits!" Stan barked, taking away the canisters. "Um…when did I buy that?"
"Uh, I…found it?" Matthew muttered.
Stan shrugged and grunted carelessly.
"Hey, Mr. Pines. Whose birthday is it, again?" Soos asked.
"Nobody's! Just something the kids would like. They want fun? I'll smother them in fun!"
"This is probably why young people don't come in the first place," Dipper said pouring himself some diet Pitt Cola.
"Hey, hey!" Stan said snatching the bottle. "Make yourself useful and copy these fliers!"
"I'll do it," Dipper said, taking the poster. "Be right back." Mabel followed while the others waited.
"Here you go!" Mabel said cheerfully as the two walked downstairs. "Hey, Matt!" Dipper whispered excitedly to his brother as Mabel handed the flyers to Stan. "The copier upstairs can copy bodies!"
"What?" Matthew hissed. "Are you serious—?"
"Okay, party people—and Dipper,"
Dipper scowled.
"I'm going to assign jobs. Soos, because you begged, you're DJ," Stan said to Soos.
"I got a book on how to DJ r-r-r-right!" Soos said holding up a book.
"Not encouraging," Stan grumbled. "Alright, Matthew, you're in charge of snacks and exit fees, snacks are one dollar each. Exit fees are fifteen, got it?"
"Easy enough," Matthew said calmly.
"Wendy, you work the ticket booth with Mabel."
"Aw, but Grunkle Stan! This is my chance to make friends!" Mabel cried indignantly.
Hearing the disappointment in his sister's voice, Matthew said, "I can help Wendy— "
"No!" Dipper exclaimed. Everyone looked at him and he blushed. "I-I mean you don't have to, Matt. I'll work the ticket booth with Wendy."
While Stan was talking to Dipper, Wendy said, "Check this out," and spray painted Soos' belly, making a face. The three of them laughed.
"Hi there, Matthew!" Soos said squeezing his stomach.
The three of them laughed even harder.
"You're a riot, Wendy," Matthew said as his laughter died down.
"Ha, I know I am," Wendy said, looking at Matthew with a smile which Matthew returned with one of his charming grins.
"You're going to sneak into the party, right?" Matthew asked.
"Totally." Wendy said with a cheeky grin.
"Cool, I'll tell Soos to play that song you really like."
If Matthew hadn't turned and followed his siblings up the attic, he would've saw the wistful smile and the faint blush on the red-head's cheeks.
…A-X-O-L-O-T-L…
When Matthew walked in, he saw Dipper unfolding a list.
"What's that?" Matthew asked with a raised eyebrow.
"My plan to hang out with Wendy and dance with her!" Dipper said proudly.
"More like a list to get in his own way," Mabel grumbled.
"Didn't you do something like that with that teacher you had a crush on in fourth grade?" Matthew asked sitting on the bed.
Dipper blushed while Mabel laughed. "I knew you had a thing for Miss Carmile!"
"That was different. She was twenty-five. I mean come on, young adults and eight-year-olds are basically in different worlds! But this a teen we're talking about. Things will be different, I just know it!" Dipper said confidently.
"Just…why don't you lose the list?" Matthew suggested. "Mabel's right, you're getting in your own way."
"Yeah, Dipper. Why don't you talk to her like a normal person?" Mabel said.
"Step nine, siblings." Dipper smiled and showed off the list again, causing Mabel and Matthew to roll their eyes.
"Well, going to find something to change into," Matthew said walking into the bathroom.
"Alright…" he muttered. "Something snappy."
There was a flash of blue light and Matthew was wearing his top hat on top of his messy blonde hair. He was also wearing a golden brick suit with laced boots. He smiled, Ha, I didn't lose my taste.
Matthew straightened his bow-tie before walking out to the stair railing where Mabel was watching the party that was now in full swing.
"See any people your age?" Matthew asked his sister.
"Not yet! I'll find them though!" Mabel said just as Stan danced in.
"Can your uncle throw a party or what?" Stan asked.
"He definitely can't dance," Matthew commented.
"Shut your yaps kid and go deal with the snacks."
Matthew did as he was told and plopped himself down on the fold up chair behind the table. Beside the snacks was a box for the exit fees.
"Hey, Matt!" Lee said, coming towards him with Nate in tow.
"Sup?" Matthew asked giving them both fist bumps.
"Look, man," Nate said. "We forgot some stuff in the car, but we can't get out without fifteen bucks and we only got thirteen!"
"Can we like, borrow some bucks from you?" Lee asked.
"Yeah, sure," Matthew said making two extra dollars appear and handing it to the two dudes.
"Thanks, Mad Hatter!" Lee said.
"You're the man!" Nate added as they deposited the money and left.
"Oh, wait, you'll need money to get back in so," Matthew gave them a thick wad of cash.
"Dude! Your powers are sick!" Nate laughed before the two left—for real this time.
Matthew turned and smiled at Mabel as she began to talk to two girls her age. Ha, go Mabel.
"Hey, Matt!" Matthew turned away from Mabel to find the freckled face of Wendy.
"Ha! You snuck in!" Matt said with a grin.
"Yeah, totally," Wendy said trying to sneak a brownie. "Hey, hey. You gotta pay," Matthew said slapping her hand away playfully.
"Aw, come on! Mr. Pines' nephew is a living breathing cash dispenser!" Wendy objected.
Matthew shrugged. "Fair point." He gestured for Wendy to go ahead. She smiled and took a brownie. Matthew ate one too. Wendy laughed and Matthew frowned. "What?"
"Some fell on your lips," Wendy said through her giggles.
Matthew crossed his eyes and tried to see the bit of brownie, though he couldn't. He instead decided to lick the side of it from his mouth with his tongue. "There we go."
Wendy smiled then turned as the door opened and a familiar face walked in—a familiar disliked face to be exact.
"Hey, Robbie!" Wendy called. Robbie smiled and walked over with a music case.
"You remember Matthew from the convenient store?" Wendy asked.
Robbie locked eyes with Matthew and they scowled at each other. "No," Robbie lied. "Anyway—."
"Hey, Wendy!" Dipper said as he walked towards the trio.
"Dipper?" Matthew said in confusion. "Stan let you off?"
"Oh, yeah! Someone else is covering for me," Dipper said dismissively.
Matthew rose an eyebrow but decided not to press.
"Cool, you can hang out with me and Robbie and your brother," Wendy said.
Dipper's jaw dropped when he saw Robbie.
"Hey, Wendy, I got this new guitar," Robbie said playing it.
"Ha! Cool!"
Dipper gritted his teeth before picking up a walkie talkie and walking away.
"Huh," Matthew muttered.
The blonde then turned to Mabel who appeared to be in a dance contest of sorts, judging from Soos' commentary.
"Ha, go Mabel!" Matthew said with a grin.
"Excuse me," Soos said in the microphone. "The person with the bike, please go outside. It is being stolen."
"What?!" Robbie cried as his bike began to ride away with two people on it.
He left the table and Matthew smothered a snicker. Good riddance.
Dipper then came back. "Hey! I wonder who that person who stole that bike is who can't be me because I'm right here?"
Matthew frowned suspiciously at his brother.
"Okay, dudes and dudettes! Now is the time!" Soos said playing the slow song Matthew suggested for Wendy.
"Ha! Thanks, Matt," Wendy said.
"Hey, anything for my friends," he replied casually, though he returned the smile.
"Hey guys!" Mabel said walking to her brothers.
"Good dancing, Mabes," Matthew said with a smile.
"Thanks, Matt! Oh, hey, Dipper! Now's your—!"
Dipper pulled Mabel away from the snack table before she could finish.
"Wanna dance?" Wendy asked.
"What?" Matthew asked in surprise as he looked up.
"Um, I mean, if you want," Wendy said playing with her hair as Dipper walked upstairs.
"Um…sure, I guess."
Wendy smiled as Matthew got up and put one hand on her shoulder, and another on her hip, the two of them dancing slowly. The two of them smiling at each other, Matthew seeing himself in Wendy's forest green eyes.
Matthew didn't know how long he had been dancing with Wendy, but the song finally ended and they pulled away, Wendy with a slightly dazed expression. "Um, thanks for that, Matthew."
"No problem," Matthew smiled.
"Um, I'm going to bathroom," she said. Matthew nodded and she walked upstairs.
The blonde then turned to Mabel who looked as if she had stars in her eyes.
"What?"
"You two are cute together," She gushed.
Matthew rolled his eyes as a blonde girl Matthew recognized as Pacifica Northwest came downstairs.
"Okay!" Soos said. "Time to crown the winner! Everyone who loves Mabel, APPLUAD!"
There where loud cheers Matthew clapped loudly and whistled.
"Pretty good!" Soos said.
Mabel grinned.
"Now, Pacifica!"
There wasn't a lot of applause, until Pacifica glared at everyone. Those who weren't applauding quickly applauded, until Matthew gave them a glare of his own and they all stopped, including Pacifica's "friends".
Pacifica's jaw dropped in shock as Soos said, "The winner is, MABEL PINES!"
Everyone cheered while Pacifica gritted her teeth in anger.
"Thank you!" Mabel said taking the mic as Soos placed the crown on her head. "Thank you all—!"
Pacifica snatched the mic from Mabel. "Hey everybody! How about a party on my parents' yacht?"
Everyone cheered.
Matthew scowled and stormed on top of the stage, snatching the mic from Pacifica. "Who needs a yacht? We got a bouncy castle!" Matthew snapped his fingers and a large bouncy castle appeared. Everyone gasped in awe before cheering again and running into the bouncy castle.
Mabel gave her brother a thankful grin before running in with her other friends. Pacifica just stood there, shell shocked.
Pacifica's "friends" walked over to her and snickered.
"You totally lost the contest, and the crowd!" One girl laughed.
"Like, totally drop our phone numbers," The other snorted as they walked away laughing.
"What—wait!" Pacifica watched with slumped shoulders as the two girls left.
The girl clenched her fists then spun around. "This is your fault!" She snapped and ran off the stage, to a corner of the room.
Matthew felt something nagging at him then. Go talk to her. His light side whispered.
Psh, why? His darker half demanded.
She was conditioned, you know. His lighter side said.
Matthew hesitated, before walking to where Pacifica was covering her face with her arm,
"Um, hey," Matthew muttered. Pacifica looked up and scowled.
"Do you need somebody to talk too? Because if so, I'll listen," Matthew muttered, all the while thinking; Why am I doing this for her?!
Pacifica's eyes widened in surprise before she looked down and frowned.
"Well, okay," Matthew said with a shrug and walked away. Then, the weirdest thing happened, he heard Pacifica's voice in his head: Don't go…
Matthew stopped and turned around, the girl hadn't moved from her position.
"You want somebody to talk to, don't you? Well, talk," Matthew sat beside her.
"I can't just tell stuff to a guy I don't even know," Pacifica grumbled.
"Well, I'm Matthew Pines," Matthew said. "And it probably isn't easy having overbearing parents, huh?"
Pacifica looked up in surprise, her mouth opened then closed multiple times.
"Don't worry, you see my sister? Over there?" Matthew nodded towards Mabel who was jumping on the bouncy house with the other party goers. "Go talk to her, she'll welcome you with open arms, trust me. Or you can talk to my brother, he'll like you once he gets to know you." Matthew nodded towards Dipper who was talking to Wendy.
Pacifica looked at Matthew and frowned suspiciously. "Why are you doing this for me?"
Matthew grinned. "I'm a night in shining armour, Pacifica Elise Northwest."
Pacifica gasped in shock as the teen got up.
"Matthew!"
Matthew turned. "How do you know so much about me?" Pacifica asked.
"I know Lots of Things," Matthew smiled and walked off.
…A-X-O-L-O-T-L…
AN: Well, this took forever to write, I was holding my pee, too.
Anyway, hope you all enjoyed! Let me know if you see any typos!
Fantasy Freak OUT!