Every one of Lincoln's demon friends were still laughing and guffawing at what "the usual" was, Loona even felt like busting a gut as she was on the floor.
Lincoln himself looked annoyed and unamused by their reactions. "Ok, I get it, the usual is hilarious."
"I'm sorry." Loona wiped a tear from her right eye as she got back on her feet. "It's just too funny. I'm definitely going to see this shit for myself when the bet is over. Can I record you on video when you lose?"
"Ooh! I second that." Said Blitzo. "Pretty fucking hilarious!"
"uh, no!" Lincoln said. "Because I'm not gonna lose this bet. I'll win, and I'll be fine. But... even if I do lose, can you please... not record me on video? It's embarrassing."
"Yeah, we got that." Said Moxxie with his arms crossed before he brown down chuckling. "I'm sorry, I'm thinking of what it would be like."
"Besides. You did kinda bring this on yourself, Lincoln." Millie pointed.
"Right..."
"Look, Lincoln, don't panic." Loona said. "You don't know for sure if you'll lose or win. Might be a fifty-fifty."
"She does have a point." Said Vortex. "We'll make sure everyone hears the end of it if you lose."
"Yeah and doesn't your brainy sister have a Time Machine?" Asked Moxxie
"She's just about done with it. Why?"
"You can just threaten to show her the most embarrassing picture to her entire school if they still make fun of you for it." Millie smiled.
"You mean blackmail them? But blackmailing is wrong."
"Think about what's more important." Said Blitzo. "You or your social life."
The day had come when the show "Uncut and Uncensored" is going to air the next episode. Lincoln was feeling a little nervous about the outcome of the bet he and his sisters had placed. At home, he was reading some comics in his underwear as usual and then he was suddenly startled by Lucy. "What? What? Where? Oh. W'sup Lucy?"
"sorry to scare you, Lincoln, but... we wanted to show you something."
"What's that?"
"Some of the stuff we bought so you can be silly in the usual, dude." Luna sang teasingly. The other sisters were with them. She pulled out a silly wig out.
And it's gonna be really funny." Lana said with a snicker.
"So come on, Lincoln, why not just give up and accept defeat?" She pulled out two ridiculously large clown shoes that would put Robert Wadlow's pair to shame. "Hahahaha! Get it? Da-feet?"
Lincoln let out a sarcastic laugh and looked at his ten sisters with a skunk eye. "Oh don't give us that look." Said Lola
"You're the one who better the usual in the first place." Lynn added
"So come on, little bro, be a good sport in this."
"Oh! The episode is about to start!" Leni pointed, prompting everyone to sit down. They all waited in silence and suspense to see how the outcome will go down between a poacher and the bull white rhinoceros. Suddenly, before the poacher could pull the trigger, he was suddenly tackled by an attack dog and the heroic canine began gnawing on the poacher's face.
"Well, look at that. A park ranger and his dog have successfully caught the poacher and the heroic mutt is... mauling the poacher's face, and- oh! It just ripped one of his eyes out of his sockets. The rhino has been saved, but let's cut this moment so we don't get in trouble with the Federal Communications Commission, shall we?" then the program was immediately cut to the announcer of this extreme show. "And that's it for today's episode of Uncut and Uncensored. Thank god the rhino is alright. Score one for the good part of the human race and nature. Stay tuned for the next episode folks. Take care! Goodbye!" then the program ended.
Lincoln and his sisters looked rather surprised of the outcome. But the white-haired boy was happy that he had won this wager. "I... I won." he smiled
"We lost." said Lola. her voice then rose to a scream when she said: "I can't believe we fucking lost!"
"Hey! Hey hey!" Lynn Sr came out of the bedroom in his nightgown and looked stern. "Need i remind you all that this is a cuss-free house?"
"Sorry daddy."
"What's going on in here anyway?"
"Me and my sisters did a bet yesterday and I won."
"Oh, and what was the stake?"
"The usual." the only boy of this family smiled.
Lynn Sr couldn't help but snicker and cover his mouth as he was laughing.
"Dad!" Lynn Jr whined.
"What? It's funny."
"Oh this is humiliating beyond comprehension." Lisa covered her face with her two small hands.
"Well guys," said Lincoln with a smug look on his face. "Looks like it is time for you all to accept..." he pulled out the ridiculously large clown shoes.
"Don't. You. Say it!" Lola threatened while gritting her teeth.
"Da-feet!" Lincoln sang. All of his sisters let out a shout of defeat, and knew that their dignity was going to be destroyed by the Usual. "Hope you have enough money to buy some ridiculous costume parts, because you're going to need the money."
The usual took place in the center of the Royal Woods mall, and Lincoln, along with his human and demon friends were all gathered (with the demon friends in their disguises), and the sisters were all dressed as ridiculous clowns or weirdos with crazy wigs with dyed hair and silly animal parts on their faces, all of them looking unamused about losing the bet with Lincoln. Well, Luan was forced to wear a full-cover skinsuit because dressing up like a clown or a mime would be too good for her, and she would enjoy it.
Loona pulled out her phone as she was smiling, ready to record silly dances on her phone. A large line of people like the sisters' friends were all gathering around as they were laughing at what complete fools the girls looked like.
"Go on." said Lincoln. "You guys all know what to do."
Balloon game theme from Twilight Princess plays
Then all the girls began dancing and spinning in a rather idiotic fashion as they were forced to go along with their defeat. With this kind of event, they will probably never hear the end of it, especially with how ridiculous they looked and sound. Luan just began spinning in a slow way like a top or a merry-go-round as she was forced to accept her fate of shame.
"This is fucking funny." Loona smiled as she was still recording it on her phone. "Getting this, Tex?"
"Oh yeah. How can i not film this right now?"
"You know, Lori looks like an elegant dancer when she does that, as much as she is a terrific singer."
"Uh, Clyde, i hate to say this, but Lori's a terrible singer."
"Not to me, she isn't." Clyde noted in a dreamy voice.
"Hate to tell you this dude, but, there's no point in having unrequited love. So Clyde, try to move on." Loona said. "Trust me, i know what it's like to have unrequited love." she looked at Vortex while he was not looking at her. "So, i'm sure you'll find love. Besides, she's too old for you."
"I know that." Clyde sighed. "But she's just so beautiful."
"This will make an awesome Christmas card for Barbie when i see her again." said Blitzo.
"So, guys, are you glad i invited you here for this?" Lincoln couldn't help but ask his demon friends.
"Oh! pfft, of course I am." Loona smirked. "I'm really glad you brought me here, Lincoln. Because this is pretty hilarious. This is something i'm gonna keep on my phone forever."
"Never thought i would say this, but: i agree with you, Loona.' Moxxie pointed. "Can't believe i just said that."
"Well, we're still coworkers." Loona said. "And i can't believe you just said that either, Fatty."
Moxxie gave a growl from himself and said: "How many times do I have to say it? I'm not fat!"
"Yeah, keep saying that, Moxxie. Lying will get you nowhere but hurting yourself. At least you're not on those girls' shoes." she smiled as she was still recording the ridiculous moment on her phone. "That would be a shit ton worse than what you're living right now. And PS, a liposuction can help you out."
"Oh i give up." Moxxie facepalmed himself.
"Don't let her get to you, honey." said Millie. "She doesn't know shit."
"Watch it, Female Fatty." Loona snarled at the disguised imp.
"This has got to be the funniest thing i have ever seen." said Tex. "Thanks for inviting us, Lincoln."
"Don't mention it." said the white-haired boy. "I knew you all would love it."
Another day had passed, and the sisters refused to leave their own rooms after being humiliated like that. But, a bet was a bet, and they had to honor that commitment.
Lincoln felt so satisfied in winning the bet so he wouldn't have to make a fool out of himself like what his sisters just did. Hanging out at Loona and Blitzo's apartment, he was looking at the wound that the bug and Loona had given him as he was sitting on the couch.
The female hellhound looked at how Lincoln was still feeling unnerved of that incident that recently occurred, and frowned in guilt. "Lincoln?" She said as she sat next to him. "What's wrong?"
"Nothing." Lincoln said. "I'm fine."
"Are you?"
"Well... I guess I'm still a little traumatized over the blood beetle."
"Look, I said I was sorry, dude. It was either you or the bug. I couldn't just let you die."
