Title: Why is the rum always gone?

Fandom: Pirates of the Caribbean

Translator: VanilleTwilight


This is a translation

Original work: /works/55539907

Title of original work: Why is the rhum always gone?

Author: Lady_Meg_666


Category: Slash

Rating: PG-13 / T

Status: Complete

Pairing and characters: Jack Sparrow / Will Turner

Genres: Fluff

Other tags: Alcohol

Description: The Captain Jack Sparrow is drunk. A little drunk. Maybe more, than a little, anyway as he always is. The alcohol makes the mind foggy, he returns in his cabin to his new first mate, Will Turner.


The Captain Jack Sparrow is drunk. A little drunk. Maybe more, than a little, anyway as he always is. The alcohol makes the mind foggy, he returns in his cabin to his new first mate, Will Turner.

Staggering a little, he almost fell two times, but finally he managed to open the door, and he entered the cabin to sit down on Will's bed.

– What are you doing, Jack? — Asked Will, sighing, moving aside to give him space.

The captain came to put his arms around his shoulders and approached to whisper to him: "you are my favorite pirate".

Will shaked his head with a little bit of anger.

– You are drunk again.

– Always. But there is no rum anymore. It has gone.

– I wonder why, — Will responded sarcastically, making the captain laugh.

– You make me laugh. I love you.

– I know.

– I really love you.

– Ah yeah? Asked the first mate just to see how far his captain will go with this nonsense.

– Yes, William, I even think you are my weakness.

Will put his arms on the pirate's cheeks.

– Jack, my love, we've been married for six months already, I know I'm your weakness. I would even say it's reassuring.

The captain's eyes started to shine.

– That's true! You are my husband! I'm so lucky!

Will kissed the man's lips.

– I'm lucky too. I love you, dear.

Jack kissed him passionately again, then put his head on Will's knees, immediately falling asleep.

Will got used to it. So, after a sigh, he shifted Jack from his knees and laid him down under the blanket. After a kiss on her forehead, he returned to his desk to continue reading.