Title: Why is the rum always gone?
Fandom: Pirates of the Caribbean
Translator: VanilleTwilight
This is a translation
Original work: /works/58528873
Title of original work: Always bring a sword to a gun fight
Author: Lady_Meg_666
Category: Slash
Rating: PG-13 / T
Status: Complete
Pairing and characters: Jack Sparrow / Henry Turner
Genres: Romance
Description: Captain Jack Sparrow tries to teach Henry a lesson, but the young man also has some lessons to teach the pirate
– Remember one thing, never bring a sword to a gunfight, — captain Jack Sparrow said with a smile on his face as if he'd come to teach Henry an essential life lesson which he would use a lot of times.
– Ah yeah? So you think you have the advantage? — Asked the young man as he believed it was provocative.
The captain Jack Sparrow places his finger on the trigger without looking away. Henry knows very well he won' shoot him, but a shiver still runs through his skin.
– I do have the advantage. What are you planning to do with a sword?
– I don't even think I need my sword to distract you.
Jack absolutely doesn't seem to believe him but Henry is quite sure of himself. So he uses his sword to unbutton a button on Jack's shirt.
– I'm not sure I understand what you're trying to do.
– Are you? — Henry asks, tearing off another button.
– A few days ago you were complaining that I wasn't wearing pants and now you're taking it back my shirt? I'm confused.
– You're not confused at all, you completely understand what I'm doing.
The captain puts away his firearm and Henry takes a few steps closer, finishing opening his shirt with his fingers. Jack gives him a look full of desire and the young man attracts him in a kiss that seems to surprise the captain. But after just a few seconds, he responds completely to his kiss.
Henry continues to kiss his captain, until he feels the man completely concentrated on it and takes up his sword, placing it under the pirate's throat.
– What did you say?
– Hm?
– About the sword against the gun?
– I bow, you have distracted me and you're more capable than I thought. But now put away your sword and return to kiss me.
Henry smiles and puts away his sword, happily obeying the captain's order.