Title: Why is the rum always gone?

Fandom: Pirates of the Caribbean

Translator: VanilleTwilight


This is a translation

Original work: /works/52192033

Title of original work: Un noël de pirate

Author: Lady_Meg_666


Category: Slash

Rating: NC-17 / M

Status: Complete

Pairing and characters: Jack Sparrow / Will Turner

Genres: Romance

Other tags: Christmas

Description: Will wants to know how pirates celebrate Christmas. Usually Jack doesn't celebrate this holiday, he'll do it for Will Turner.


As December 24 approaches, Will has a question to ask. This morning in bed with his comrade - Captain Jack Sparrow, he thinks about it.

– Something's wrong, my love? - Jack asked, stroking his lover's curly hair.

– I wonder how you pirates celebrate Christmas?

– With a gang bang. Who arrived last will be fucked by the whole crew.

William looks at his captain surprised before he understands it was a joke.

– You make me bored, – he sighs.

– But I make you laugh.

The young man hugs his boyfriend.

– You make me laugh… But you make me bored.

They hug each other, then Will asks again:

– I wish you to answer my question. How do pirates celebrate Christmas?

– Honestly? Nothing special. Those who are too religious have to pray, or something like that, but pretty much all of us just spend this day like we spend other days.

William remains thoughtful. Jack makes him an offer:

– But if you want, we can do something.

The young man gets up and sits on bed.

– That would be great, yeah.

– Tell me what you want.

– We could… drink some alcohol…

Jack gets up too and puts his arms around the waist of his love, hugging him.

– I love when you speak like this, continue bébé.

– Then we could dance a little…

– With you in my arms? I like this idea.

– And then… I can let you choose what we could do next.

– I already have an idea actually.

The two lovers hug each other again.

– Jack, let me prepare everything.

– Do as you want it, my love.

– We'll have a good night today.

– I have no doubt about it.


For 24th December evening, Will prepared the best new year's eve he could imagine. He asked some members of the crew to play the music, set the table with a bottle of very good quality rum in the center of the table, and some candles around to create a calm and romantic atmosphere. All he has to do is wait for his love.

Jack looks on his watch: 20 o'clock. It is the time they decided to meet to celebrate Christmas. He then goes to the bridge, and the first thing he sees is his boyfriend dressed in a very elegant style. It's the first time the captain thinks his clothes are not suitable for the meeting. But he fastly realizes this is not that important as they will be undressed very very soon. Then he notices the table and the musicians and smiles.

– That looks very good what you've done.

– Merry Christmas my love.

– Merry Christmas, William.

Will puts out a chair for his captain and bows:

– My love…

Jack sits down with a smile. Will pours them each a drink and they clink glasses. The music begins to play, accompanying their meal.

– For our great evening! – The pirate announced.

– For our evening and for us!

When they start eating, Jack's leg comes to rest against his boyfriend's. He discreetly caresses him with his foot, making Will smile. The impatience is felt but also makes the excitement rise. And Will knows the more they wait, the more their night will be delicious.

When they finished with their meal, Jack gets up and takes his comrade's hand.

– Would you like to dance?

– With pleasure.

They stand up, and Jack puts his arms around his boyfriend's waist, leading him in dance. Their bodies pressed against each other further increase the desire, and the two men find themselves exchanging burning glances. Finally Jack's lips find Will's, kissing him feverishly. The pirate's hands grab Will's clothes and begin to slide underneath. Man's cold hands rest on his lover's burning skin.

Ending their kiss, Will ends up taking his lover by the hand to take him to the captain's cabin. There, they quickly close the door and Will finds himself pressed against it, Jack is on his back, kissing him as passionately as ever. Their clothes finally come off their bodies, letting their bare skin touch each other.

The young man pulls his man to their bed, and the pirate searches the cabin for their oil. When he gets his hand on it, he opens it to generously coat his fingers. The jar returns to the floor, and Jack inserts an oily finger into his lover's ass.

Will bites his lip to hold back a moan of pleasure. Jack then comes to kiss him tenderly, as he continues to prepare his lover to enter easily.

Now, Jack can enter into his lover, who waits him impatiently.

– Do it, love… Faster… – whispers the young man.

Once the pirate is fully inside his boyfriend, he wastes no time and immediately starts to move. They exchange passionate kisses as their bodies join deeply.

Their sex doesn't last for long, both extremely excited by their evening, and especially their earlier dance. For some minutes after that they've reached the climax. But the surge of excitement that preceded sex made the moment very intensive. Then they lie down side by side, in the slightly small bed for two, as they recover from the intense effort.

The pirate breaks the silence and annonce, laughing:

– I adore when you organize Christmas, we have to do it more often.

– It's only once a year.

– This is not enough.

Two men laugh and hug each other tenderly.

Jack's hand slips into that of his companion who squeezes it in his. Finally, Will decides to say a few words that they have never exchanged before:

– I love you, Jack.

The pirate looks at his comrade with a smile on his face.

– Me too, my love.

– You don't want to say it, do you? – Will asked, laughing.

– I have never said this for all my life, – Jack responded, laughing too.

WIll rests his head on his companion's chest.

– That's ok, you don't have to say it, I know it.

Jack kisses his hair and adds gently:

– I love you, William.

The young man looks at him surprised:

– You said that.

– Enjoy it because it won't be often. The next time it will be for our wedding.

– What wedding?

– Well, we will marry one day, right?

– Tell me, captain, had you just asked me to marry you?

Jack gives one of his famous charming smiles, then he removes the ring he always wears the right hand. He hands it to his companion:

– William Turner, will you marry me and spend your whole life next to me?

– Yes, Captain Jack Sparrow, I want to marry you.