While underwater The Titans where mostly in their ship as Max said, "So while hunting a freaky fish guy, we are trusting Beast boy and a freaky dish guy to do it as no one else can breath underwater?" Robin said one thing going, "I know but...Oh shit?" their was clones of the fish man they were after.
Raven was trying to shoot the ships weapons, " now would be a good chance for my powers too bad this air tight seal means I can only use shit in side the ship...Wait Max the lighting stone!" Max held his risk up as Raven chanted , "Azarath metrion Zinthos!" her powered made the ship and the stone of lighting in the bracer glow black. Within moments lightning covered the ship or sub shocking the clones off. Zoe commented, "That was super effective. "
Cyborg said one thing and that was, "No it wasn't you fired the engines now we have to let the freaky can't talk thing take us to an air pocket for me to fix it." the freaky guy spoke non-sense while pushing the ship in his buff form. " I mean honestly people. Tramm is well I can't understand him, yet he can understand us enough to take us to an air pocket, Does that means his fish lips can't make human sounds to speak back? I mean explain why he not talking our langue? " The robotic man said as they came to the pocket and got out.
Tramm opened a panel and to Cyborg's shock know what he was doing, as the guy shrunk down, "So you have small mode, big mode and know technology... I mean You are a complex little dude Tramm." Before long they had it fixed and Tramm hopped into Beastboy's pod. While heading back out Tramm was able to sharp shoot the clones rapidly shocking everyone.
Starfire said this, "and the Tramm is a marksmen of the greatest skill...Those this means the Tram is the Gary Stud? " She asked Raven chiming in with, "I think he counts Star, I think he counts." Zoe commented saying one thing while manning her controls, "And he is driving it, So we just sit back and let Gary Stud bring us to victory against clone army." Robin held hands behind head propping feet on his dash saying one thing, "Go for it."
Tramm then said, "BOOYAH!" While shooting. Cyborg had to call it, "He said a human word that means he could talk our langue, he just doesn't want to. That's rude man. This is one rude fish dude, Gary Stud man!" Tramm fired again while driving, "HTHE SHAHDHE GOGGBELE!" Zoe chimed in, "This thing let's us understand all langues and be understood. So he just said, not meaning to be rude I just can't pronounc or G's in your langue, I pronounce them as W. So if I tried to say 'hello people I am right here and good' it would come out "hewwo weopwe I am wight hewe and Wood." Cyborg said one thing, "...Fair enough."
Raven spoke up, "Fine then let's put this out their, I am bisexual, if I wasn't dating star I would have asked out Aqualad." Starfire said, "I am the same." Zoe gagged, "a pretty face looks cool, he has a horrible personality trust me I learned the hard way. He will play with your feelings and not care Just you watch, You will be eating those words like I use to by the end of the day." Max smirked, "Oh yeah every adventure almost back then." His girlfriend's eye twitched, "you could have just worked up the courage to ask me out." The boyfriend said this, " You could have stopped being tsundere and asked me out. Both gave a glare before sighing and saying, " Fair enough."
Before long the mission was over and they beached on the Tower's rocks to regroup. Upon coming out of the water Aqua lad moved Raven out of the way to talk to Starfire, "So What's your name?" Starfire walked past him and helped her girlfriend up. Zoe chuckled saying, "I told you bitches." Raven and Starfire crossed arms turned heads up and walked off not looking at the fishman who would shove the Goth lady in a leotard. Beast boy commented, " Shoven Goth's Dude I though you where cool man." he said heading in.
Aqualad didn't know what was up and Robin held his shoulder, "You just dug your own grave their man, Way to much... Like you dug so down you are back up then went back down." he said heading inside. Cyborg high fives Tramm, "We will text later Tramm." Tramm said, " booyah!" Aqualad was confused and turned to look at Zoe.
Zoe covered his mouth, "keep your freaky fish fingers to yourself. I have a boyfriend, You player doesn't really care about woman." She grabbed Max's arm. The boyfriend didn't say one thing, but he did flip Aqualad off, "Thanks for help even if your personality is ass you still did good anit-hero...learn how to treat women above ground please, as shoven Raven undid all the bonding we did with you." Aqualad face palmed, "Oh I broke social protocol that's why everyone is mad. THANKS FOR EXPLAINING WHERE I WENT WRONG INSTEAD OF JUST ATTACKING!"
Once inside Raven dusted herself off, "Shoven a Goth to get to the prep...he is not right." Our alien princess said this, "that is the correct, The Girlfriend Raven is the hot one. Goth always wins the pretty contest." Cyborg opened fridge grabbing a soda and said, "I know right." he opened it to drink as he said, "Well everyone is pretty in their own right, unless they're an ass. Fictional works don't count as ass, real actions only. After all most of the horror and cring out there are people being paid to vomit up their inner demons on paper." He got soda's foreveryone.
Beast boy jumped on the couch and turned it on changing channel form documentary on our oceans, " I had enough ocean for one day. Say Raven would you be willing to hover the trash out of her bay into the dump? like get a diving suit and remove the pollution's of cast purification on the ocean. I mean despite names on a map it's one big ass body of water, if you could purify it, you could purify all the oceans."
Raven with drink sat down saying this, "Salt counts as an impurity Beast boy, I use purification then I remove the salt and I kill most of the life in the ocean, which is most of the life on the planet. Moving the trash won't remove the pollution as they already decayed up in their. It would only be symbolic, with no real power."
Our ginger human sat down with a cream diet soda " So we are superheroes and all we can do is punch bad people in face?" Max jumped down beside her and said, "apparently." Robin joined holding his drink saying one thing on to it. "yeah Sad story. Anyway Beast boy stop changing the channel to fast." Beast boy said one thing, "What does this matter, we all have smart phones we could all just stream everything. "
That is when the victor said one thing, "BB The internet runs on underwater cables. We just battled underwater. the cables are broken we have no internet now till they fix it man. I mean my internet access is satellite thanks my armphone being a sat phone, but the rest of you don't." Starfire then said, " Then turn on the mobile hotspot and let us connect through you the Friend Cyborg. " Cyborg said, "I was made a cyborg before that was a thing, I don't have hot spot ability. "
That's when a school bus pulled up, Lily was dropped off here as Rose Worked long hours now, And Aki had other business to tend to in the day involving the baby Anyway They looked at the clock and it was way early. Lily came in and jumped on her big brother's lap, "The internet went down so the test grading machines couldn't work, nor the test and homework printing Machines, or the computers the teachers use for listen plans. They couldn't do a thing so they sent us home early as their was just no point sitting around board in a place for a free lunch, well they gave us lunch and made us do gym but still."
Starfire who was drinking the soda but adding mustard to it said one thing in reply, "then by that logic as the machine that you humans give we are owed this much money to papers to, to get your cash the same?" they nodded. She added, "The Rosemary is going to be pissed when she not able to collect her money, since getting pregnant pregnant she has been the most moody lately." Max then asked one thing, "subject change Robin you have the cobalt ring why didn't you use it?"
Robin held it out throwing it, "here is the thing Max Slade left it, why would a villain leave a super powered object for someone to find. He wants me to use it. He wants me to use it and get drunk on power and want more. He wants to drive me crazy to send me to the dark side, and I just don't think I would make a good joker." Some of you get the robin to Joker thing , if you do not read The dark knight returns and The Dark Knight strikes again, You have to read the first as the Dark knight strikes again is a sequel to the former. I say this knowing most of you are just going to go get the spoilers to get it. Have fun and bye.
this chapter was made as a joke, as the events with Beast boy and aqualad didn't change, hope you laughed next time red X
To be continued.
