The soft whoosh of waves lapped against the hull of their modest boat as it bobbed along toward Shells Town. The East Blue was calm, the sky an endless expanse of blue, dotted with a few fluffy clouds that drifted lazily in the warm sunlight. A gentle breeze tugged at their sails, carrying them ever closer to the horizon.
At the helm stood Monkey D. Luffy, his straw hat perched firmly on his head, a wide grin plastered on his face as he hummed a jaunty tune that made absolutely no sense. Luffy lounged at the helm with his legs kicked up, his straw hat tilted back as he happily munched on a piece of salted meat he'd somehow produced from nowhere. Beside him, Koby clutched a map tightly in his hands, his brow furrowed in deep concentration as he tried to ensure they were still on course, fretting while his eyes darted nervously to the horizon as he muttered directions under his breath.
And lounging in his stolen bathtub, which had been expertly lashed to the side of the boat with an absurd amount of rope, was Silva.
The bathtub-turned-dinghy floated slowly creaked its way toward the docks of Shells Town, swaying precariously with each wave. Silva lounged in his porcelain masterpiece, His arms were draped lazily over the edges, one leg hanging over the side. His black-rimmed glasses sat perfectly perched on his nose, glinting in the sunlight. The massive black umbrella he wielded earlier was open wide beside him to protect him from sun, looking less like a weapon and more like a misplaced parasol.
For a while, the journey was peaceful. Too peaceful.
"Oi, Koby," Silva called lazily, breaking the silence. "Are we almost there, or are you just pretending to navigate so you don't have to talk to me?"
Koby stiffened, clutching the map tightly as he turned around. "I'm not pretending! I'm following the map exactly! Shells Town should be just ahead!" He paused, glaring nervously at Silva. "And I wouldn't need to avoid you if you weren't so… so infuriating! Who even travels in a bathtub?!"
Silva grinned, leaning his head back against the rim of the tub. "A visionary, Koby. Visionaries do."
Luffy, ever the carefree captain, stood from his position, arms stretched wide like wings, his Straw Hat bouncing in the breeze. "Land hoooooo!" he shouted, grinning ear to ear.
Koby: "Luffy! We're still miles away—stop shouting or you'll scare off the fish!"
Luffy ignored him entirely. "Silva! Do you see it? Our next adventure is right there!" He pointed dramatically toward the vague speck on the horizon.
Silva, reclining lazily in his bathtub with one leg draped over the edge, adjusted his glasses without even looking up. "Yes, I see it, Captain Sandals. Truly, a dot on the horizon that only the boldest of visionaries could call an adventure." Koby, meanwhile, was doing his best to steer, looking increasingly frazzled with each passing moment.
Koby, exasperated attempted to draw attention away from the small conversation. "It's 'Luffy'! And you could at least pretend to take this seriously! Shells Town has Marines—real, dangerous Marines! Besides that, Mr Kynes, could you at least try to help row? We're going in circles!"
Silva, lazily spinning his umbrella like an oversized parasol: "Help? Do you think Michelangelo needed help painting the Sistine Chapel? My role here is to exist artistically. The rowing is your department.", ending his words with a dismissive wave of his hand.
"You're not Michelangelo, you're a guy in a bathtub!", Koby replied while doing his best to steer, looking increasingly frazzled with each passing moment.
Luffy, laughing, waved a hand dismissively. "Don't worry, Koby! The wind's doing all the work anyway. We'll get there eventually! Anyways, we've got a boat and a bathtub. That's gotta make us the fanciest pirates in the East Blue!"
Koby groaned, muttering under his breath. "This is insane…"
Silva twirled his umbrella dramatically, the sunlight catching the intricate swirls and patterns stitched into the fabric. "Insane? My dear Koby, insanity is just brilliance that hasn't been appreciated yet. And clearly, you lack taste."
"Why are you even carrying an umbrella?" Koby demanded, gesturing wildly. "It's not even raining!"
Silva smirked, twirling the umbrella before planting it upright in the tub's rim like a knight planting a banner. "It's not just an umbrella, young navigator. It's Umbra—a weapon of power, efficiency, and unmatched style."
Luffy perked up at the mention of a weapon. "Whoa! A weapon? What can it do?"
Silva's grin widened as he dramatically flipped the umbrella open. With a flick of his wrist, Umbra extended into its full, imposing form—a gleaming black pole with curved blades subtly hidden along its ribs. The swirling designs on the fabric seemed to shimmer as the sunlight hit them.
"It can slice, dice, and, most importantly," Silva paused, grinning widely to reveal his teeth, "keep me dry."
Luffy's eyes sparkled with excitement. "That's awesome! Can it punch, too?"
Silva tilted his head thoughtfully. "Technically, yes. If you're creative enough."
Koby buried his face in his hands. "Why am I here?"
As the boat approached Shells Town, the trio got their first good look at the island. The towering Marine base loomed over the town like a fortress, its sharp white walls gleaming in the sunlight. Civilians bustled around the docks, while uniformed Marines patrolled with a sense of smug authority. The contrast between the lively port and the intimidating base made the town feel divided, like two worlds forced to coexist.
Koby was practically leaping off the boat in relief, eager to escape Silva's relentless mockery. Silva, now standing in his bathtub (yes, still in the tub), scanned the scene with mild interest. "Ah, yes. A perfectly corrupt and oppressive institution lording over the innocent masses. Brings back memories."
Koby, alarmed: "What kind of memories?!"
Before Silva could reply, Luffy hopped onto the dock, stretching his arms to grab a nearby post and anchor the boat. "Alright! Let's go get Zoro!"
Luffy, as always, was brimming with energy. "Alright! Let's find some food! And a swordsman! Maybe the same thing!" he shouted, charging ahead.
Koby grabbed his arm, panicked. "Wait, Luffy! You can't just start shouting about pirates! This is a Marine town! What if they catch us?"
Luffy tilted his head, confused. "But we are pirates."
Koby groaned. "That's not the point!"
While they argued, Silva slowly, almost cautiously made his way off his vessel. "Ah, dry land. How I've missed you. Let's never do that again.", as he cracked his back rather violently.
It became clear that Silva appeared rather lanky, due to a combination of height allowing him to look down at both Koby and Luffy with some small difficulty, as well as his loose-fitting clothes, which, as Koby observed, was likely a deliberate fashion choice. Moreover, he preferred to use his umbrella as a cane, though there was no sign of him needing such physical support.
Luffy: "But we're going to sail everywhere, Silva! It's the pirate way!"
Silva turned to Luffy with a mock-serious expression, adjusting his black, circular glasses. "Young Monkey, I admire your enthusiasm, but next time, I'm commandeering something with cushions. Or a minibar."
Koby, huffing as he tied the dinghy to the dock: "You literally stole a bathtub. You don't get to be picky!"
Silva shrugged in response, "Semantics."
As the trio bickered, Silva strolled leisurely beside them, taking in the sights of the bustling port town. Shells Town was modest but lively, its cobblestone streets lined with small shops and vendors hawking their wares. Marines patrolled the area, their stern faces scanning the crowds.
Silva adjusted his glasses, glancing at the nearest Marine with a smirk. "Well, this is cozy. Wonder how long it'll take before someone starts screaming."
Koby shot him a panicked look. "Don't provoke them!"
"Provoke?" Silva said, feigning innocence. "I would never. I'm a man of peace.", Silva replied, holding up a peace sign with his left hand.
As if on cue, Luffy spotted a food stand and sprinted toward it, shouting, "MEAT!" at the top of his lungs. Several Marines turned their heads, eyebrows raised.
"This is how we die", Koby said, already tired out by the duo's antics.
As the three of them made their way into the bustling town, they quickly drew attention—because of course they did. Luffy's infectious energy, Silva's absurdly stylish outfit, and Koby's general air of "I don't belong with these lunatics" made them stand out like a giraffe in a chicken coop.
After some frantic manoeuvring to avoid attention (and Luffy nearly getting into a fight over a giant drumstick), the trio found themselves at the Marine base. Koby led them cautiously around the perimeter until they spotted a small courtyard surrounded by high walls. In the centre, tied to a wooden post in the scorching sun, was a man with green hair and a bandana. His white shirt and haramaki belt were tattered, but his imposing presence was undeniable. Even tied up, Roronoa Zoro exuded an air of menace that made most people hesitate to approach.
"Who's that?" Luffy asked, tilting his head.
Koby's eyes widened in recognition. "That's Roronoa Zoro! The pirate hunter! They say he's terrifying—he's taken down countless criminals. Why is he tied up here?"
Silva raised an eyebrow, his interest piqued. "A pirate hunter, huh? And he's tied up? I like him already."
Silva and Luffy slowly approach the seemingly sleeping "Zoro", who makes no indication of sensing the duos presence. Luffy grinned, completely unfazed by the tied-up Zoro. "Hey! Zoro!", said Luffy, placing his fists on his hips. Only for Zoro to not reply. Silva simply clicks his tongue, and using the tip of his umbrella/cane, taps Zoro's forehead repeatedly in quick succession.
Zoro awoke with a groan and scowl, fixing his grey eyes on Silva. "Who the hell are you?"
"I'm Monkey D. Luffy! I'm gonna be King of the Pirates! Join my crew!", Luffy interjected
Zoro stared at him, his expression deadpan. "...What?"
Luffy, undeterred, replied, "You look strong. And cool. Join my crew!"
Koby flailed his arms in panic from the other side of the wall. "Luffy, you can't just ask him to join! He's a pirate hunter!"
Silva chuckled, leaning casually against Umbra. "Bold strategy, Boss Sandals. Let's see if it works."
Zoro's scowl deepened as he glared at Luffy. "Why would I ever join a bunch of idiots like you?"
Luffy's grin didn't falter. "Because I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!"
Silva tilted his head thoughtfully, watching the exchange with growing amusement. "You know, he's got the same look I had when Luffy asked me to join. That 'are you insane?' look. It's nostalgic."
Zoro's eyes flicked to Silva, his scowl turning into a frown. "Who the hell are you supposed to be? And why are you carrying an umbrella?"
Silva straightened, twirling Umbra dramatically before planting it in the ground. "I'm Silva. Resident Picasso, amateur philosopher, and professional freeloader. And this," he gestured to Umbra, "is my weapon of choice. Care to guess what it does?"
Zoro stared at him, unimpressed. "Keeps you dry?"
Silva grinned. "Correct. And it also cuts down anyone dumb enough to insult it."
Before Zoro could respond, Silva turned sniffed the air, turning his head slowly to the wall where Coby stood on the ladder.
Just then a young girl with pigtails, clutching something wrapped in cloth, climbed the wall. Silva, adjusted his glasses with a blank look on his face.
"Look at that," he said, pointing to the girl. "A child about to do something ill-advised. Shall we watch or intervene?"
Luffy tilted his head. "Why would she be here?"
Before anyone could respond, the girl slipped into the courtyard and approached Zoro. She carefully unwrapped the bundle, revealing a misshapen rice ball.
"I made this for you!" she said, her voice trembling but full of determination.
Zoro raised an eyebrow, glancing down at the poorly formed rice ball. "You made this for me? You know I'm tied up, right?"
The girl nodded. "I wanted to thank you for defending me and my mother! So, I decided to bring you something to eat!"
Silva, leaning against a umbrella like cane, let out a low whistle. "Ah, the innocence of youth. Braving the lion's den for a tied-up tiger."
Luffy beamed. "She's nice! I like her!"
Before the girl could respond, a cruel laugh rang out, cutting through the moment. Helmeppo, the smug son of Marine Captain Morgan, flanked by two other Marines swaggering toward them with exaggerated confidence. His blond hair gleamed under the sun, and his smug expression made Silva immediately dislike him.
"What do we have here? A little rat feeding a criminal?" Helmeppo sneered.
The girl froze as Helmeppo snatched the rice ball from her hands. He took a bite, then spat it out dramatically.
"Blegh! Disgusting! You used sugar instead of salt, you idiot!"
Silva's glasses gleamed in the sunlight as he straightened up. "Oooo. That's a new low, even for someone who looks like a failed villain audition."
Luffy frowned, his fists clenching. "Hey! That's not nice!"
Helmeppo smirked, throwing the rice ball to the ground and stomping on it. "Criminals don't deserve kindness. And neither do brats like you!"
Silva stepped forward, his voice dripping with mock civility. "Pardon me, Mr. Bowl-Cut Extraordinaire, but I believe that's her rice ball you're desecrating. If you're so opposed to kindness, perhaps you should try digesting your own teeth."
Helmeppo turned, glaring at Silva. "And who the hell are you?"
Silva gave a mock bow. "Just a man in an ill-advised career choice with a flair for sarcasm and a deep love for reason! And that haircut of yours must be the reason for the declining birth rates in the East Blue!", he ended with a spin of his umbrella.
Helmeppo's jaw dropped. "What did you say?!"
Silva, adjusting his glasses after his aggressive bow: "I said you look... important. Terrifying, really. The kind of man who probably bribes his tailor to lie to him."
Luffy burst out laughing, while Koby looked ready to faint.
"Pray tell, young anti-natalist, why is our favorite swordsman without his swords? I feel he is failing to meet his purpose", Silva said, gesturing towards Zoro.
Helmeppo snorts in response, raising his thumb to point to himself. "Perhaps next time he will learn to never attack the son of Captain Morgan! Your little swords are tucked away in my room. But you won't be needing them much longer, considering we are executing you today!"
"Oi! He's going to be our swordsman! You won't be executing him today."
Silva nodded in response to Helmeppo's answer, raising his umbrella tip to Zoro's head again. But before he could tap Zoro's head with its tip, the green haired man chose to speak once more.
"If you tap my head like that again, I'm cutting you in half", he growled out.
Silva simply chuckled in response, returning his umbrella's use to cane.
"Alright young Zoro, I will be going to fetch your swords. Pray for my swift return, and hope I am not so enamoured by your weaponry that I steal them.", Silva said as he walked off towards the Marine base, only for Zoro to quickly retort as he walks away, "When I get off of this pole-", only for Silva to wave his hand in goodbye.
Silva sighed dramatically, his shoulders slumping as he adjusted his glasses. "Babysitting, fetching, AND combat? Truly, I am the crew's renaissance man," he muttered to himself, dragging Umbra behind him as he wandered through the halls.
The Marine guards didn't even notice him at first. Silva moved like he owned the place—or rather, like someone too lazy to acknowledge rules. One guard finally turned and stammered, "H-Hey! You're not allowed in here!"
Silva paused, tilting his head as if considering the guard's words carefully. "Not allowed? Ah, of course. I must've missed the 'Please Don't Retrieve Stolen Property' sign."
Before the Marine could react, Silva lazily swung Umbra upward, letting its weight connect with the guard's chin. The poor man crumpled to the floor like wet laundry.
"Lovely chat. Let's do it again sometime," Silva muttered, stepping over the unconscious man and continuing down the hallway to open Helmeppo's quarters.
Helmeppo's room was every bit as obnoxious as Silva expected. Plush furniture, gaudy decorations, and the lingering scent of some overly sweet cologne. In the corner, propped up like trophies, were Zoro's swords.
Silva crossed the room with a yawn, picking up the swords and inspecting them. "Well, well, you've got history written all over you," he murmured to the blades. He paused, balancing them in his hands. "Heavy. Good balance. Probably sharper than Luffy's middle toenail."
Just as he turned to leave, the door burst open. Helmeppo stood there, flanked by two Marines, looking both furious and terrified.
"You! Stop right there!" Helmeppo shouted, his voice cracking.
Silva gave him a tired look, adjusting his glasses. "Do you ever get tired of embarrassing yourself, or is it a daily ritual?"
Helmeppo sputtered incoherently, pointing a trembling finger. "G-Guards! Get him!"
Silva slung Zoro's swords over his shoulder and adjusted his glasses. "Thanks for holding these for me. Next time, try stealing something that belongs to someone who doesn't have a short fuse and three swords."
The Marines charged, but Silva didn't even bother to draw Umbra. Instead, it seemed he had passed right by the guards, and as the guards searched the room, Helmeppo peered into his window outlooking the courtyard to see Silva already having met Luffy and Zoro.
"Here you go. Swords delivered. I'm basically a courier now," Silva quipped.
Zoro glared at him. "Untie me, you idiot!"
"Patience, grasshopper," Silva replied, "Your prayers have come true Zoro, I have returned safely. Now, I couldn't really tell which was yours, so I took all three. I'm putting my non-existent money on this white one, but- "
"All three of them are mine"
Silva stopped mid-sentence, his black framed glasses glinting in the sunlight. He began to slowly make gestures with the swords, as if experimenting, and for a second looked disgusted.
"Do you put the third one between your ass cheeks?", Silva questioned with a tilt of his head.
"NO! Why would you think that?!", Zoro shouted from his position on the pole.
"I mean…..I don't see any other place, unless you put the sword in your armpit."
"Just untie me already you bastar-", but before Zoro could speak Silva replied by, digging in his coat pocket to pull out a hand saw from the Heavens know where, to slice through the ropes with a flick of his wrist. "There. Now go earn your spot."
Zoro, both confused and happy to be out of his bounds, grabbed his swords, his grin sharp and dangerous. "About time."
"What are you lot doing here?!"
They turned to see a squad of Marines approaching with Captain Morgan. At his side was Vice-Captain Benbow, a rotund man with a cannon weapon strapped to his back, a wooden flask of rum clinking at his belt as he cackles like a man possessed. His uniform was slightly askew. The man's nose was red, and his eyes gleamed with a passion that could only come from a love of explosions—and alcohol. The air is thick with tension—and the faint smell of cheap alcohol.
Benbow, slurring slightly: "Who dares disrupt my perfectly good afternoon buzz?!"
Silva sighed, adjusting his glasses. "Ah, there it is. The screaming."
As the Marines charged, Luffy leapt into action, laughing as he stretched his arms to knock several of them back with a single punch. Zoro immediately ran into the fray, placing his third sword within his mouth. Silva, meanwhile, remained where he was, casually spinning Umbra.
"Are you gonna help or just stand there?" Koby yelled, hiding behind a barrel.
Silva smirked. "I'm helping. I'm providing moral support. "Silva raised an eyebrow, twirling Umbra like a cane. "And who might you be? Captain Overcompensation?"
Benbow, swaying slightly: "I'm Vice-Captain Benbow, the terror of the seas, the... hic... connoisseur of rum, and the man who's gonna blow you to smithereens!"
The Vice Captain aimed his cannon, laughing maniacally as he fired. Silva raised Umbra just in time, deflecting the cannonball with a loud CLANG. The ball ricocheted, slamming into a stack of crates and sending splinters flying.
"Nice shot," Silva said dryly. "Ever considered sober target practice?"
Benbow didn't respond, already loading another shot. Silva sighed and twirled Umbra like a parasol, stepping forward with deliberate slowness.
The next cannonball came faster, but Silva barely moved, letting Umbra deflect it again—this time sending it hurtling toward Morgan's statue, which exploded into rubble. Benbow stared, his jaw dropping.
"You broke the statue!" Morgan roared, his face red with fury.
"Correction," Silva said, adjusting his glasses. "Your Vice Captain broke it. I'm merely the facilitator of karma."
As Benbow scrambled to reload, Silva moved forward slowly, almost deliberately—well, as much as someone as lazy as him could move. With a sharp swing of Umbra, he knocked the cannon from Benbow's hands, sending it clattering to the ground.
Silva, deadpan: "See? This is why I don't like alcohol that much. It's so... messy."
The Marines have the group surrounded, and Captain Morgan stands at the forefront, his axe-arm gleaming ominously in the sunlight. Vice Captain Benbow emerges from the chaos,
Morgan snarled, his imposing frame casting a long shadow. "You dare disrupt the Marines? You'll pay for your insolence with your lives!"
Luffy cracked his knuckles, his grin widening. "You sound like a bad guy! That means we're taking you down!"
Benbow stepped forward, wobbling slightly, the cannon on his back clanking with every movement. "Hold it, Captain! These scallywags don't look too tough. Let me handle this! Nothing a good ol' Benbow Special can't fix!" He hiccupped, sloshing his rum flask.
Silva blinked at him, unimpressed. "Benbow Special?, Scallywags? Are those the names of your attacks or your multiple liver's conditions?"
Benbow, unphased, aimed his cannon toward the group. "Laugh while you can, umbrella boy! Nobody mocks Benbow!" He chugged the remaining rum in his flask, wiped his mouth with his sleeve, and screamed, "RUM FURY!" as he fired an explosive cannonball toward them.
Luffy leaped into action, rubber limbs stretching impossibly wide. "Gomu Gomu no Balloon!" He puffed his stomach out, catching the cannonball mid-flight and sending it hurtling into a nearby stack of crates, which exploded spectacularly.
"Woah!" Koby yelped, diving behind a barrel. "This is way too much! Someone stop that guy!"
Silva yawned, leaning lazily against Umbra. "Fine, fine. Let me stretch first. Can't risk a cramp during such 'intense' combat."
Morgan roared. "Enough games! Crush them all!" The Marines charged, shouting battle cries.
Benbow, still laughing like a madman, hurled another explosive shell toward Silva. This time, Silva opened Umbra fully, catching the shell in the curve of the fabric. He spun the umbrella rapidly, the motion sending the shell flying back toward Benbow, who narrowly dodged, falling onto his back. Benbow, stood, still clearly intoxicated: "You're...hic… you're a tricky one! But I've got more rum than you've got tricks!"
Silva tilted his head, smirking. "I think the fumes from your breath alone are a fire hazard."
While Silva toyed with Benbow, Luffy squared off against Captain Morgan. The towering Marine swung his axe-arm with ferocious strength, carving deep gashes into the ground.
"Gomu Gomu no Rocket!" Luffy launched himself forward, dodging Morgan's strikes with ease. "You're tough, but I'm tougher!"
Morgan's roar echoed as he brought his axe down in a massive arc, only for Luffy to stretch his arms around the blade and yank it sideways, pulling Morgan off-balance. "Your axe is cool, but my arms are cooler!" Luffy laughed.
Benbow stumbled, reloading his cannon with shaking hands. "Alright, umbrella boy. Let's see you block this!" He fired a massive triple-shot barrage of cannonballs, the force of the recoil sending him sprawling backward.
Silva, barely blinking, adjusted his glasses and swung Umbra in a precise motion. Each cannonball was deflected mid-air, spinning back toward Benbow in a lazy, looping arc. The cannonballs didn't explode—they simply landed around him, burying him waist-deep in rubble.
Silva, brushing non-existent dust off his coat: "I hope you've got more tricks, Benbow. This is starting to feel like a warm-up."
Benbow growled, pulling himself free and charging recklessly, cannon raised like a battering ram. Silva sidestepped effortlessly, planting Umbra's tip into the ground and tripping Benbow, who crashed face-first into the dirt.
Silva, mockingly: "Oh no, did the floor betray you? Such treachery."
With Luffy knocking Morgan unconscious with a well-timed punch and Silva leaving Benbow tangled in his own cannon straps, the fight was over. Marines scrambled to retreat, dragging their defeated leaders with them.
Koby peeked out from behind his barrel, trembling. "We… we actually won?"
Silva folded Umbra neatly, spinning it on one finger. "We? You hid behind a barrel, Koby. But yes, we won."
Luffy laughed, throwing an arm around Koby's shoulders. "We're awesome! You did great, Koby!"
Koby blinked, unsure whether to feel proud or embarrassed. "I didn't do anything…"
Silva stared on at Koby. "Exactly. And you did it amazingly."
As they turned to leave, Zoro, having defeated most of the marines, walked over to Silva. He gave the umbrella a skeptical glance. "So… does that thing actually work as an umbrella?"
Silva twirled Umbra and held it over his head, shielding himself from the nonexistent rain. "Wouldn't you like to know?"
Luffy turned back to Zoro with his signature grin. "So? Joining my crew or what?"
Zoro looked at the trio—Luffy's boundless enthusiasm, Silva's inability to take anything seriously, and Koby's frazzled panic. He let out a long sigh before finally speaking.
"Fine. But don't expect me to call you Captain."
Luffy cheered, throwing his arms in the air. "Shishishi~! I knew it!"
Silva clapped his hands for Zoro , earning a glare. "Welcome aboard, Pirate Hunter. I think you'll fit right in."
As the four left the Marine compound behind them, the chaotic din of their recent battle slowly faded into the background. Luffy's usual grin was stretched wide across his face, Zoro walked with his trademark stoicism (though his gaze occasionally flickered toward Silva's absurd umbrella), and Koby trailed slightly behind, lost in thought. Silva, of course, seemed utterly unbothered, twirling Umbra in lazy arcs as if it were merely a walking stick.
"So, Captain," Silva began, his voice dripping with mock reverence, "What's the plan now? Do we overthrow another corrupt government, or are we finally getting something to eat? I've been tragically underfed, and my brilliance dims without sustenance."
Luffy's stomach growled audibly in response. "FOOD!" he declared with the enthusiasm of a man who had just invented hunger. "Let's go back to that place with the meat! They had good meat!"
"You're incredibly specific," Zoro deadpanned.
Koby sighed, adjusting his glasses. "I think he means the restaurant by the docks. It's the only place we've passed by."
"Exactly! Koby, you're a genius," Luffy said, clapping the pink-haired boy on the back with enough force to make him stumble.
As they approached the restaurant, the smell of grilled meat and roasted meat wafted toward them, mingling with the salty tang of the sea air. Luffy practically bounded through the door, shouting, "MEAT!" to the alarm of the staff and patrons. Silva followed at a much slower pace, taking the time to adjust his glasses and make a show of inspecting the establishment as if deciding whether it was worthy of his presence.
They slid into a corner booth, the kind that offered both privacy and a clear view of the exits—a detail Silva appreciated more than he let on. Plates of food arrived almost immediately, thanks to Luffy's enthusiastic (and incredibly loud) orders.
"This is the life," Luffy said around a mouthful of drumstick. "Pirates eat like kings!"
"Kings don't usually get thrown out for not paying," Zoro pointed out, though he was already halfway through his own plate.
Silva, delicately cutting into a piece of grilled meat with the kind of precision that suggested he was mocking everyone else, raised an eyebrow. "Speak for yourself. I have every intention of skipping the bill with all the elegance of a ghost at a banquet."
Koby looked horrified. "You can't just skip the bill! These people worked hard to make this food!"
Silva leaned back in his chair, balancing it precariously on two legs as he twirled a fork in his fingers. "Morality, young Koby, is a luxury afforded to those who aren't perpetually broke."
Before Koby could reply, the restaurant door swung open, and a group of Marines entered, their uniforms slightly disheveled but their expressions earnest. One of them, a grizzled older man with a salt-and-pepper beard, stepped forward.
"Excuse me," he said, his voice gruff but respectful. "We're looking for the ones who defeated Captain Morgan and Vice-Captain Benbow."
Silva's glasses glinted as he tilted his head, feigning innocence. "Defeated? Us? Surely you're mistaken. We're humble travelers, merely passing through."
The Marine's gaze shifted to Luffy, who was halfway through tearing into another drumstick. Luffy paused, blinked, then grinned. "Oh yeah, that was us! Shishishi~!"
Koby buried his face in his hands. "Luffy, why?!"
The older Marine stepped forward, bowing slightly. "Thank you. Captain Morgan's tyranny has been a blight on this town for too long. And Vice-Captain Benbow… well, let's just say we won't miss the smell of rum and cannonpowder."
Luffy beamed, clearly pleased with the gratitude. Zoro shrugged, muttering something about "just doing what needed to be done." Silva, however, looked faintly disappointed.
"No medals?" he asked. "No statues in our honor? At the very least, a free meal?"
The Marine chuckled. "You're welcome to stay and eat on us, but we figured you'd be off to your next adventure soon enough."
At this, Koby's expression grew serious. He looked down at his plate, then at the Marines, then back at the trio he'd been traveling with. Finally, he stood, his small frame trembling slightly but his voice steady.
"I… I've decided to stay here and join the Marines," he said, his words rushed but resolute. "I want to make a difference. To help people. Just like you helped me."
Luffy grinned, clapping him on the shoulder. "That's great, Koby! You'll be an awesome Marine!"
Silva nodded, his expression uncharacteristically serious. "Good choice, kid. Just don't let the uniform go to your head. And remember, the world isn't black and white. It's mostly shades of gray… and bureaucracy."
Koby laughed nervously, nodding. "Thank you. All of you. I wouldn't have gotten this far without you."
The group said their goodbyes, with Luffy's enthusiasm, Zoro's gruff acknowledgment, and Silva's parting advice ("Don't die. It's inconvenient."). Then, the trio set off toward the docks, the sun dipping low on the horizon.
As they reached the pier, Silva froze, his glasses glinting ominously. His bathtub—his beloved makeshift vessel—was gone.
"It's… gone," he said, his voice tinged with the kind of melodrama reserved for tragic operas. "My porcelain chariot… stolen in the prime of its youth. Who could commit such an atrocity?"
"Probably Benbow," Zoro said dryly.
Silva sighed deeply, adjusting his glasses. "A tragedy. But one mustn't dwell on loss. Next time, I'll acquire something with bathing facilities and a fridge."
Luffy, ever the optimist, threw an arm around Silva's shoulders. "Don't worry, Silva! We'll find something even better. Maybe a whole ship with a fridge!"
"Dare to dream, Captain," Silva replied, his usual smirk returning.
With that, they boarded their small boat and set sail, the open sea stretching endlessly before them. Luffy stood at the helm, his laughter ringing out over the waves. Zoro leaned back, arms crossed, while Silva reclined with an air of practiced indifference, already planning his next "upgrade."
As the horizon swallowed the last of the day's light, their laughter echoed across the water, a promise of the adventures yet to come.
