Disclaimer: I do not own the great and powerful FLCL. This super epic is owned by the folks at the invincible Studio GAINAX. I dare not steal their work, for if I did, they would slay me with their utterly divine powers. As such, I am merely borrowing names for this non-profit fan fiction story. Now, without futher ado...
A MAMIMI FAIRY TAIL: The 20th Anniversary Edition
A fan fiction story by the infamous Lord Splattergore of the contemptable Brotherhood of Evil
Chapter One
Two years had passed since the events where Raharu left Earth to search for the fleeing Atomsk. Two years have passed since Mamimi Samejima left Mabase to pursue a career as a professional photographer. Since then, the life of Nandaba Naota has been hell. Everyday, he would be teased and ridiculed by his fellow classmates, especially by Gaku and Masashi. Lest we not forget the class rep that constantly was on his case about skipping school. 'What the hell is the point?' He internalized, as he indeed did not see a point. Thus, he set the school ablaze, just like Mamimi did to the old elementary school over ten years ago. He never was caught, and nobody suspected him… Save one person, Ninamori Eri.
However, she didn't care. She sat on the steps on her mansion as she looked up to the sky. As she looked on, her pondered, 'It's his own damn life. If he wants to ruin it, let him!' However, in truth she was depressed that Naota didn't see her in the way that he saw Mamimi or Raharu.
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Near a certain bridge, Naota simply laid back on the grass while puffing a Never Knows Best brand menthol cigarette. The young man could not help but think, as he always did so, 'It's so boring here.' He took a few more puffs before he discarded the filter end by throwing it into the creek. He looked to the sky above, and what did he see? He saw a shooting star, and decided to make a wish. He muttered, "Starting tomorrow, I wish my life wouldn't be so boring." With that said, he had raised to his feet and left.
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In outer space, a large battle cruiser was traveling at warp speeds. It was gargantuan, almost 25 kilometers in length and 10 kilometers in width. It looked like something like a Behemoth-class Battle cruiser from StarCraft. On the silver hull, there was a black logo. It read MM-PD-00000001.11111110 (decimal number 510, binary number 1.254).
On the bridge, there was an elderly man who's attire included samurai armor. He sat in a comfy chair at the center of the bridge. Four bridge bunnies in black ninja uniforms, all seated in random locations, had surrounded him. Their ninja uniforms had labels as well.
The head honcho demanded, "What's our status, my useless slaves?"
The ninja labeled as 00000011 (3) saluted and answered. "Maestro Hibuki Sakai-sama! At our present speed and course, we should reach Earth's orbit in twelve hours."
Sakai grinned. "Ninja Bot 00000100 (4), make sure that Ninja Bots 01000000 (64) - 01100000 (96) are ready for combat!"
Ninja Bot 00000100 turned to its master and saluted before leaving the bridge to do what it was told.
Hibuki Sakai pondered what he believed to be his imminent victory. 'Soon, the power of Atomsk will belong to Medical Mechanica!'
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A young woman, 19 years of age, with shoulder length maroon colored hair, full lips, full breasts, and shapely legs was chasing after a shadowy figure in an endless field. This endless field was like a rainbow, with blossoming flowers of all shapes and colors. She yelled out to the shadow, "Tasuku sempai! Wait up!" She continued her pursuit of this shadow. "Tasuku!" The shadow-like figure stopped, and she managed to catch up. However, it faded as soon as she did so. Another figure appeared in the shadow's place. It appeared to be a 12-year old boy with a cyan-colored hoody and dark cargo shorts. His hair was a messy brown and his eyes deep blue. "Naota?!"
The boy spoke to her. "Mamimi."
The maroon hair wonder inquired, "Why are you here? Why am I here?"
The form of Noata had insisted, "I need to tell you something."
Mamimi was taken aback and utterly dumbfounded. "…?"
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In a dark condo, cascaded in the dark of night, within uptown Tokyo, the maroon-haired wonder shot up from bed. She was clad in a T-shirt and panties, soaked with sweat. Her eyes were wide in shock. She could only ponder, 'Why does he haunt me like this?'
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Naota was usually groggy as hell when he woke up. Indeed, he lacked the motivation to face reality… But on that dayy was a different story. He had awoke to surroundings completely unfamiliar to him.
The young mister Nandaba pondered his situation. "Where the hell am I? This looks like a jail cell!" He looked out the window, and what he saw was most unexpected. "What the hell is this? I'm in outer fraggin' space!"
An old man in a samurai uniform sat on a black, ultra suede recliner at the other side of the barred door. "Ohayo Nandaba Naota, this is a pleasure indeed."
Noata's brow furrowed as he inquired, "Who the hell are you?!"
The samurai-like individual answered his reply, "Hibuki Sakai, head of Medical Mechanica's Ninja Bot Division."
Naota had then went on to inquire the obvious, "Why am I here?"
Hibuko answered his inquiry most factually. "You are here because you have been imbedded with the power of Atomsk, as well as one of our robots, the one you know as Kanti. We plan to drain your life energy and create a high-powered weapon from it. Obviously, you will not survive the process."
Naota was not happy about that. "What the shit?!"
Hibuki cacked with evil intent. "Mua ha ha ha ha! Think of this as an honorable sacrifice, young one!"
Naota had to get out of there, thus he called to his trusted robot in despair. "KANTI!"
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Mamimi originally planned on capturing photos of Shinto shrines after she had awaken, though the visions in her head kept her from doing anything productive. She thought she was over him. She thought she should let him go, let him be with Haruko. Had he gotten with Haruko? No, he hadn't. Haruko, rather the space pirate Raharu, abandoned him to pursue Atomsk across the endless plains of space. Then why did Mamimi leave? Was it because she figured Naota could never replace Tasuku? That couldn't be it. He had always been there for her, unlike him... The man who dumped her for a career in baseball. Several times, Naota had saved her, as well as Mabase itself, from the Medical Mechanica robots.
The young miss Samejima looked down at the busy Tokyo streets from her condo balcony, deep in thought. 'Naota, I wish I could see you again.'
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Back on the MM-PD-00000001.11111110, the red Kanti, with the mighty Gibson EB-Zero in had, was enacting a massacre. It was smashing Ninja bot after ninja bot, turning them into nothing but scrap metal, grinded them to nuts, bolts, shredded circuit boards, and semiconductors. When it finally arrived upon Naota's location, it forcefully used its godly guitar to dismantle the bars which caged his handler. Naota, who had been rescued from his cell, just leaned against the wall, arms crossed, cockily smiling he he looked down at a nervous Sakai, who had cowered behind his chair. "So, still plan on using me for your stupid experiments?"
Sakai was too petrified to reply.
After all 32 battle-mode Ninja bots were totaled, which took under four minutes with Kanti's formidable power, Naota was ready to get the hell out of there. Text flickered across Kanchi's TV face.
[root at kanti dot localhost ] # echo I am uplinked to their wi-fi. I will connect to their main server and search their system. There should be some escape pods around here somewhere.
The boy replied, "Hurry it up."
[root at kanti localhost] # echo I am also going to set this ship to self destruct.
Naota smirked as he let loose a chuckle. He thought, 'Serves 'em right, the bastards!'
[root at kanti localhost] # dot slash bin bash murderscript
Enter the IP address and subnet mask of your victim: one-dot-one-one-one two-five-five-dot-x-x-x
Enter the username of your victim: root at medical mechanica dot com
Being Kanti was a former Medical Mechanica asset, he was well aware of the host and domain info etched in their DNS servers, which seemed to have remained unchanged. Nor did they appear to bother with blocking Kanti's MAC or IP after he went MIA.
Cracking the password for root at one-dot-one-one-one two-five-five-dot-x-x-x
Cracked password is: AtomskMustDie!
[root at kanti dot localhost] # ssh one-dot-one-one-one
Connecting…
Connected to [medicalmechanica dot com]
Login: root
Password: AtomskMustDie!
Authenticated.
[root at medicalmechanica dot com] # ls
etc bin home
[root at medicalmechanica dot com] # cd bin
[root at medicalmechanica dot com] # ls
map selfdestruct escapepod plotcourse
[root at medicalmechanica dot com] # dot slash map
A map was displayed on Kanchi's TV face.
Naota eyed the map carefully. 'We're about 3 blocks away from the main corridor. There are six escape pods in there. He commanded, "Let's go!"
They rushed to the escape pods. Any personnel that got in their way, combat or non-combat, was met with the butt of the Gibson to the back of their head, courtesy of the halo god of the black flame.
Once they were in the escape pod, designated pod 6, Kanti prepared it for launch.
[root at medicalmechanica dot com] # dot slash escapepod
Which escape pod to launch? 6
Destination? (star system, planet): sol, earth
The Medical Mechanica plant in Mabase, Japan is the only beacon; proceed (Y or N)? Y
Escape pod is being locked down in 30 seconds. Please check for personal belongings and enjoy your flight.
After the pod had dislodged from the main ship, Kanti delivered one last surprise to the Medical Mechanica goons.
[root at medicalmechanica dot com] # dot slash selfdestruct
Self Destruct in (enter time in minutes): 10
Self Destruct in 10 minutes. Please confirm. Once confirmed, this process cannot be reversed without low level shut down. (Y or N)?
Y
Please proceed to an emergency escape pod.
Naota sighed with relief. "I'm glad that's over with."
[root at medicalmechanica dot com]# exit
Disconnecting...
[root at kanti dot localhost] # echo It's not over yet. Hopefully this escape pod will hold together when we enter the earth's atmosphere.
Kanti had a good point, which Naota didn't like. "Oh shit..."
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Alarms were going off everywhere on the MM-PD-00000001.11111110.
Sakai growled. "That stupid punk outsmarted me, master of the ninja! HE WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS!"
He rushed to an escape pod, throwing all of his subordinates out of his way.
He boarded pod number seventeen, though he had to knock out a few people to get them out of there. "This is my escape pod, bee-otch!"
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High in the atmosphere, a sphere-shaped pod descended at incredible velocity. The boy inside was having a blast.
"Oh god, I'm gonna throw up!"
The speed of the pod just kept getting faster and faster…
Naota's voice was rasp and filled with terror. "Make it stop!"
…Until it reached to the top of the old Medical Mechanica plant, where it had just seem to suddenly pause.
There was a moment of silence. "Huh?! I'M STILL ALIVE!"
When the hatch opened up, Naota jumped out of the pod. "I never though I'd be saying this... It's good to be back home!"
Kanti, who was now blue, nodded in agreement.
[root at kanti dot localhost] # echo No kidding..
End Chapter One.
Author's notes: wo07 f0r ro07n355!