Hello everyone, Poke'boy24 with a new Story that I adopted from Fabled Assassin, who's going to be going by King Devil Bringer now as well nice enough to let me adopt their old Stories as this will be the first of three as this was once Forgotten Past, New Beginnings so I now give to you, Icha Icha: Tough Tomato.

Summary: After returning from his Training trip, Naruto gets assigned a mission from Tsunade and now has to live with a Girl with a foul mouth and rough personality, what could possibly go wrong?

Rated M for Language, Violence, Yuri/Lemons, Femdom, and Naruto x Tayuya x Harem.

Now let get to the Story, and remember, I DON'T own Naruto in any shape or form, because if I did, I wouldn't have bloated Anko in Boruto.

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/ / /Ch 1: Wakey, Wakey Foul Tomato/ / /

/ / /Unknown P.o.V./ / /

Darkness…

The endless void of which I've been ensnared for such a long time…

… Or maybe few moments…

… Of fuck it, what kind of shithead even bothers keeping track of time within a void as dark as fuck!

The point is I don't know where the fucking hell I'm at, or even how I got here since whatever I could recall is as crappy as crap itself!

Feeling who know how fucking long I've been here, nor how much longer I'll be stuck here, I soon saw what seems to be a twinkle of light so far in the distance, I've began making my way towards it faster than an ugly Fatass cleaning out a Buffet.

Moving closer and closer, the light was now growing like an erection from watching porn until it consumed me like a slutty Bimbo getting sprayed by sperm from a dozen men.

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When I opened my eyes, I had to quickly shut them as I had soon experienced a headache bigger than a Horse's ass while those fucking bright ceiling lights were hurting by eyes worse than someone with an ass full of pimples as I groaned from discomfort as I slowly sat up.

"Crap, crap, fucking crap!~" I cursed as my body ached all over, like I haven't moved in weeks, months even, since my back feels like some heavy Fatass been sitting on me while my legs felt stiffer than hardwood as I could hardly even feel them before slowly opening my eyes, allowing them to adjust to my surroundings only to not wanting to rip them out.

Everything within the room was White, the walls, curtains, even the furniture and bed that I'm lying in was white as fuck which made me realized that I'm in a Hospital as I noticed the I.V. needle in my right arm, as well the fucking constant beeping from a heart monitor, before I scrunched up my nose as a sterile smell of shit and piss caught my attention.

Looking around some more, I realized that there was no one else in the room as I tried to call out but couldn't as all that came out were violent coughs as my throat felt dryer than Sun-bleached skin as I need something to drink before glancing towards the table to my left where I saw a pitcher of water as well a glass.

Thankful for the odd coincidence, I tried to reach for it only to see that some Jackass sat it a little too far as I reached further only to accidentally fall out of the bed and onto the hard floor flat on my face.

"Fan-fucking-tastic~" I groaned to myself as I lay there for a few moments as I felt disorientated from landing on my head.

Once I've got my bearings straight, I lifted myself up by my arms only to then stop as I realized that I couldn't move my legs before rolling over so that I was sitting against the bed as I saw that my legs were completely bandaged legs now realizing why I couldn't feel them as I tried rubbing them, slapping them, and even pinching them but still nothing as there was hardly no feeling in them.

The sound of the door to my room opening caught my attention as I saw a Nurse walk in as she stared at me. "What the fuck are you looking at?" I said with a hoarse voice while leering at the Bitch as I was still shocked and upset about my legs being reduced to stiff noodles.

Taken aback by my comment, the Nurse picked me up by my shoulders. "Are you okay? I just walked in and found you on the floor." she asked me with concern in her voice before sitting me in a chair.

Turning away, I stared at my bandaged limbs. "My legs..." I started before stopping as I don't know what to ask since I wanted to know what happened, why was I in a hospital, why can't I feel my legs, will I even be able to even walk again, it felt like a thousand questions running through my head when there were only a few.

The Nurse seemed to understand my silence, as she quickly walked over to the door and shouted for assistance and for someone to get someone named Tsunade as another pair of Nurses, this time a Man along with another Woman, entered as they both walked over to me and lifted me up, the first Woman holding me by my torso while the other took hold of my legs, as the Guy replaced the crap filled bedpan with a clean one as the Women carefully placed me back into the bed, before one of them poured me a glass of water as the other began to check me over, making sure that there wasn't anything wrong, as the Male Nurse left to empty and clean the old bedpan.

Accepting the glass of water, I began gulping it down since my throat felt like sandpaper when a sudden noise caught my attention as the door opened as another Woman, this one looking like a stereotypical Bimbo with her Blonde hair and massive boobs which made me cross my arms in self-consciousness, walked in but was dressed slightly different since while she wore the same Coat you see all Doctor's wear, she also wore a Green Haori over a Grey Kimono-blouse showing some cleavage.

The two nurses stopped what they were doing and bowed, showing the woman respect as she turned her attention towards me. "Hello." the Woman greeted me with a kind smile as she walked over to my right side while signaling for the two Nurses to leave, which they did without question. "My name is Tsunade Senju, do you remember your name?" she asked as she kneeled beside me, pushing that giant rack together making them look even bigger than they already were.

My face heated up with embarrassment and slight jealously as I narrowed my eyes before back towards my glass of water. "...Tayuya," I replied after taking a sip of water as I looked slightly up to see Tsunade nodded as she wrote something down a clipboard that she carried in with her.

"Okay, Tayuya, let me first explain that you have been in a coma about three years." She simply stated as my eyes widened as I spat out the water in my mouth.

'Three fucking YEARS!? No wonder my body feels like hard crap when I woke up.' I said to myself within my mind as I looked back down at my body but frown seeing I appear the same except with longer hair, paler skin, slight muscle flab, some sagginess under my small bust and butt, as well being only a couple inches taller.

"One of my ANBU Agents patrolling outside the Village found you beneath several fallen trees. Unfortunately, the tree managed to damage your legs severely." The Senju informed snapping me out of my self-disappointment while dread filled my very being.

Looking back towards the Blonde Cow, I asked the one question that worried me the most. "H-How bad is it?" I asked fearfully as well slight hope that I may be able to use them again like kicking Shitheads in the ass/groin before kicking them in the teeth.

After a few moments of pausing, she got her answer which caused heart to rise and sank. "Well, when you arrived, the bones in your legs were shattered and the muscles were shredded. These were not a problem as my medical team, and I managed to heal them." explained Tsunade before a saddened expression covered her face. "However, the trees damaged the nerves in your legs as we've did everything, we could but... there is only a small chance that you will be able to walk again." She dishearteningly stated as things got quiet as I let the news sink in.

I just stared at my legs as I tried to will them to move, hoping to prove this Big Boob Woman wrong, but they wouldn't move as tears began to appear in the corner of my eyes at every failed attempt as I wiped them away as quickly as they fell as I didn't want to accept the fact that I might not be able to walk again which terrified me as I began cursing towards my disabled limbs to move as the realization finally settled in as I took a few moments to calm myself.

"Do you remember how you got stuck beneath a tree?" I heard Tsunade asked as my face took on a look of concentration, trying to remember why the fucking hell I was doing under a bunch of trees to begin with only to shout in frustration as I can't remember what happened as I heard the sound of Dr. Melon Tits writing something down on her clipboard. "That's okay since you also had a minor concussion, so it seemed to have affected your short-term memory." She told me as I shook my head as I gained another fearful look. "What's wrong?" she asked with concern as my tears appeared again.

"I-I can't remember anything! !" I cried out throwing my glass at the wall in fear and frustration as I tried to recall anything else but everything, I tried to remember was all foggy as shit!

Who am I!?

Where am I!?

AND WHY IS THE ONLY THING I DO REMEMBER IS FUCKING ANOTHER GIRL!? !? !?

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And there's the first chapter with some altercations especially how I've done the P.o.V., which stands for Point of View to those who might not, as I really try to put myself in the mindset of the Characters for some more added effect on their thoughts and emotions.

Also, the Original F.P.N.B. was set a month after the Sasuke Retrieval Mission but I decided to change it to around the start of Shippuden since it made a bit more sense to start this after Naruto's three-year training trip with Jiraiya.

Also, while Tayuya does have amnesia, I've kept her foul language and blunt personality since memory and personality are completely different since she'll be an Uzumaki which been hinted in the Anime as well done by many Authors.

As for the pairing, NaruTayu will be the main but there will be others like NaruTayuAnko, NaruHina, NaruTayuTema, a little payback at both Shikamaru and Temari for when she remembers how she got buried by all those trees…

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… Well maybe now the Nara's part since this would be troublesome as well a blessing in disguise for both Shikamaru and Temari, mostly Temari since Shika-any pairing seems like a drag given the guy's laziness as well lack of commitment.

Also, things will go somewhat differently from Canon, SO DON'T GET ON MY CASE YOU READERS WHO ONLY WHAT CANON EVERYTHING IN FANFICTION, that you'll just have to wait to see.

See you all next time.