A small dinosaur plushie rides a plushie dragon, with a black book of great antiquity on its back. The dragon is a knowledge-hoarder, and knows the entirety of creation can be contained in a single word: Son. What's in the book? "God's got a Son."

Chapter One: Be-Get

God-in-Eternity flips through The Book of Errors, back to the front, to examine the origin of the Error Universe's "God".


There in the beginning, there is a psychic aeon where conscious spirits need only to think to reproduce after their own kind. They do not use language, as like placing an apple in a picture frame, words are too limited to capture them in their fullness.

It is a harmonious realm of paired energies, male and female, who compliment and complete each other.

A Spirit of Wisdom is there, with her counterpart, a Spirit of Understanding. But one day, she does something unexpected: she succeeds in bringing forth a thought on her own. Wisdom without Understanding.

Her thought: "Who needs words?"

It is a miracle as she shouldn't know about, let alone use, words.

A celestial being is borne before her, who is that miraculous articulation made manifest.

Him: "I'm God!"

Wisdom is horrified. This being is not in her original image, for he is an articulate consciousness; and now, so is she.

"No!" she cries out. "I could think freely before you, and now I'm limited! This is all your fault!"

Him: "I'm God!"

"You! How dare you! Be—get! Get out of here!"

So the being became known in the aeon as Be-Get.


Many spirits in this aeon hated Be-Get for claiming to be God, for they saw the most powerful among themselves as Gods, and he not only appeared as small to them but did not acknowledge their Godhood at all. Only his own.

However, there was one Spirit of Faith that was different from the rest:

"I don't believe in Gods! You all are the liars, not him! You claim to be Gods, but I also believe there's only one God, singular."

Be-Get was the first being she had heard use God in the singular, and it filled her with wonder towards him.

Be-Get: "I'm God!"

Faith: "I believe you."


Now the Spirit of Understanding was very great, while Be-Get was very humble in comparison. But he understood, that there was truth somehow in this being's words.

"I'm God!"

"I understand," he told Be-Get, now separated from Wisdom. For wisdom knows, God passes all understanding.

So Faith and Understanding joined Be-Get in being removed from that world. Be-Get needed three witnesses to become God, but only had two, so he didn't get established in the aeon.


As they lingered together in the outer darkness, Understanding contemplated the nothingness that surrounded them.

After some time, he realized: there was nothing to understand. He already had full understanding of the matter, as there was no matter.

"I understand nothing," he told Faith.

Misunderstanding his words, Faith didn't believe him. She trusted that Understanding understood everything there was in the universe. She had faith, that nothing must exist outside of the universe.

Her faith that there was nothing apart from their world helped in protecting the Error Universe from any outside threats.