Let's all be honest, we've been wanting a story like this, to see that stupid fuck head get killed, so I decided to make it. Go ahead and enjoy.

Disclaimer: I don't own Marvel. If I do, Zeb Wells wouldn't have been allowed to write for it, that stupid motherfucker.

Chapter 1: Getting Hit by a Car

Paul was walking through the streets of New York City, away from the dimension he came from, a tragic, ruined world. Thankfully, he was saved by his loving wife, Mary Jane, and Spider-Man, Mary Jane's former husband.

Yes, it was a dick move to take someone's wife, but love is love. He was truly blessed into escaping that hellish world with a new wife, two beautiful kids. Sure, Spider-Man suffered, but that wasn't his problem.

He was so preoccupied thinking about the blessings he received that he wasn't looking where he was going.

A loud horn honk was his only warning as he turned his head and was met with a speeding car that slammed into him, sending him flying across the street. Before he could land on the concrete ground, another car slammed into him, sending him flying to the other street. Then a truck slammed onto him. This time, he was stuck on the glass. The driver screamed in shock before he stomped on the breaks, causing the truck to suddenly stop, sending Paul flying across the street, bouncing off the concrete ground before a manhole cover exploded, sending him straight into the air via hot steam. He flew about twenty feet into the air before he started falling.

Suddenly, there were loud explosions before Hulk and Red Hulk came roaring at each other. The two monsters charged at each other with their fists raised. When they both threw a punch, Paul flew between their fists.

With a loud boom, his lower half exploded, and his upper body flew thousands of feet in the air. The only reason he wasn't dead from bleeding was the pressure of the two Hulks' punches somehow cauterized the wound, somewhat saving his life.

Suddenly, Ultron and Iron Man were fighting in the sky, firing lasers at each other. Paul slammed onto Ultron, surprising the robot.

"Ugh! Disgusting!" Ultron exclaimed as he grabbed Paul's deformed body. He then threw Paul at Iron Man, who swatted him in surprise before Ultron tackled him, continuing their fight.

Paul slammed into a building, breaking through the glass window, his body bouncing off the floor full of screaming workers, before breaking through another glass window before he finally landed on the concrete ground, stopping right at the intersection. He groaned in pain, his body having been torn in half, every remaining bone in his body broken, organs ruptured, his jaw torn off, revealing his tongue, his nose bent upwards, glass sharded piercing his right eye while his left eye was off the socket, his arms bend unnaturally, and his guts hanging out of his back.

Yet for some hilarious reason, he was still alive.

Suddenly, a taxi drove by and slowly crushed his head. His pained scream muffled by the black rubber, yet death still wouldn't take him.

A few hours later, after the epic battle that ravished the city had finally ended, paramedics found the deformed body of Paul Rabin, who was somehow still alive.

Mary Jane arrived at the hospital with her two children when she heard what happened to her new husband. When she saw his state, she was shocked and wondered how he was still alive. He was barely hanging on to life, yet his heart was still beating.

The doctor told her that it was a miracle he was still alive, but they were barely keeping his heart beating.

Devastated, Mary Jane thought of how to keep Paul alive. She thought about going to Tony Stark, but they became barely acquaintance after the whole Spider-Man affair. Then there was Dr. Strange, but she barely knew the man, who knew Spider-Man, having worked with him on a few occasions. Then there was Reed Richards, but the man was hard to contact.

She would ask her ex-husband, but that was awkward for her. How could she ask him to save the guy who she left him for?

Still, she kept Paul alive. She used all their saving to keep the machines going, while working multiple jobs to keep him alive. She had to work 4:00 am to 9:00 pm, going from job to job. The children had to drop out of school and help their mother by either getting small jobs or taking care of their home. They had to sell some of their stuff to keep them afloat.

Mary Jane even started doing shady jobs, like selling her hair, and going to the streets at night, scantily dressed, providing feminine service to men who paid her a lot.

For five years, they struggled to keep him alive. And finally, they had a chance to save his life when someone offered to give him robotic implants. It was experimental, so it was free.

But it was a trap, since the one who gave him the robotic implants was Dr. Octopus, who then used Paul to attack the city.

Paul was forced to watch as he was controlled to attack people, destroy buildings, and throw cars. He wanted to stop, but couldn't.

Dr. Octopus hoped to lure Spider-Man to kill him with his new servant, but unfortunately for him, the Avengers were the ones who appeared.

"Avengers, Assemble!" Captain America shouted as he threw his shield to Paul's face, breaking his robotic nose.

Iron Man flew to Paul before firing a unibeam that sent him to the sky, burning the metal that cooked his flesh.

Thor flew from above and charged Mjolnir with electricity before smashing Paul's back, breaking the human bits within.

Hulk was waiting for him below, and with a mighty clap of his hands, crushed Paul to pieces.

And finally, after enduring years of pain and suffering, Paul Rabin died on the streets, as pieces of broken metal and burned human bits.

At the funeral, not many people showed up, since Paul hadn't made any friends or acquaintances before his death in the new world. The funeral was short and quiet, with only Mary Jane, the kids, and a drunk priest who barely prayed and just drank for the entire ceremony.

After the funeral, Mary Jane and her kids went back to their broken-down apartment, having sold everything to keep Paul alive all those years ago. They were now living in Mott Haven, which was full of both prostitutes and drug dealers. They went into their cheap apartment, and as soon as they were home, her two kids left for their room, locking the door. They've been treating her coldly for what had happened to them these past few years.

Sighing in depression, Mary Jane sat on their dirty sofa, full of stains from her work, and turned on the TV.

"In other news, CEO of Parker Industries, Peter Parker, has announced his engagement to his secretary, Cindy Moon. Parker Industries has been on the rise since its founding five years ago, being able to rival both Start Industries and the former Oscorp. With the business deal between Stark Industries and Parker Industries…"

Tears filled Mary Jane's eyes as she looked at Peter's happy face as he looked at his new partner. The last time she saw him, his face was full of despair, anger, and betrayal. Whenever they would see each other by coincidence, he would have those looks on his face. Now, she saw how happy he was, how he finally healed from the wound she gave him.

So, all she could now was to be alone full of regrets while he finally moved on with his life, without her.

Fuck Paul Rabin and fuck MJ for being an unfaithful slut, and fuck Zeb Wells for being a shithead with a cuck fetish. Expect more chapters like this.