Prologue.- Awakening.
"Who I am?
Where I am?
What happened?
Why do I keep asking these questions that you don't even understand?
Oh, you hadn't noticed I was talking to you? How careless and how rude of you.
Anyway, I don't doubt that you already know me, after all, my counterpart of that world with colored horses is quite well known.
That's right, it's me, Discord, master of chaos and god of mischief, despite what Loki says, for the only lie about him is him being Asgardian.
Didn't you know that I know him? Well yes, that's right, I share this universe with other beings as malicious and powerful as me, and even worse. That usually happens when you combine so many universes. Not that I was behind that combination, no, that was a creature who is much more twisted and eviler than Surtur, Dormammu, Bill Cipher and I put together.
Anyway, back to the point, I am Discord and to my disgrace, I'm locked into some kind of parallel dimension, all thanks to two beings, Merlin, the former Sorcerer Supreme of the Earth, and Festivia, one of the many usurpers that Mewni has had since they killed that Gothic queen... or did they banish her? I don't know, I don't really care. The point is that those two fools with no sense of humor locked me in this place just because I got the power to alter reality and tried to make the world more entertaining.
But no, that pair of self-righteous idiots had to say: Discord, you've been a bad boy, now you go to the corner for being mean and we don't care if we're not your parents, you have to obey us because we're old and boring, and we want you to be unhappy. Oh, and by the way, go to the corner is a metaphor for saying that we'll lock you up for all eternity in an empty dimension, without food, oxygen, water or anything that could be fun.
Crybabies, I just wanted to have fun and make others share said fun with me.
But that's not important, no more, all thanks to that lizard with powers of Deadpool... Hey,I may be locked in here, but that doesn't mean that I don't see the news. Anyway, thanks to that Bubblegum or whatever his name is, I'm free and this time there are no strings on me! (It's a reference, let's see if you can guess to what).
I hope the humans are ready for some chaos, because neither bug-boy and his friends in colored tights, nor the Avengers, nor the hyperactive magical girl and her boyfriend, nor the cliché teenagers in troubled armor, nor the weird twins and their even weirder friends, nor the Canadian weirdos, nor much less the non-furry versions of colored ponies from another dimension, will stand a chance against me... Yeesh, stupid script that makes me say all that."
"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good people do nothing."
~Alya CĂ©saire.
THEEVILDOER Industries present.-
EQUESTRIA GIRLS: END OF HARMONY.