BIRTHDAY PRESENT.
Evil-Note.- Welcome, my dear readers, to a new fic, because if there's one thing I do well, it's creating new fics before finishing the ones I already have in progress. In this new collection of one-shots, we'll see stories that mix the main points of The Sin House and the Secret Files, that is, various lemons and/or strong stories that weren't going to be included in the main plots, but that I still thought would be interesting to address. Anyway, today, we open the aptly named Dark Archives with a story that occurred to me one day just because.
I hope you enjoy this new series, and remember, only if it's marked as canon, it's canon in Miraculous Spider-Man, aka, this is not.
Lisa Loud was extremely depressed.
Despite the fact that she was celebrating her eighteenth birthday, which had been perfectly planned by her sister Leni, as usual for her, that is, as a fairly sober meeting in the Beholder, with soft music and the occasional west coast rap song, a small group of guests, limited to fellow scientists, family and a few friends; the young brown-haired scientist was alone in a corner, drinking a couple of alcoholic cocktails for the first time.
And all for one reason, a person enjoying the party whom she saw from afar.
Since they had met, Lisa Loud and Peter Parker had forged a fairly solid friendship, as both felt a lot of respect for each other's scientific work, but as time passed and the more time they spent together both in their heroic feats and in collaborative scientific projects, Lisa began to develop a crush on the young man from Queens.
Over the years, they had become very close, to the point that she herself decided to suppress the growing infatuation she felt for the brown-haired young man, which only made her feelings for him grow more and more, especially upon reaching puberty, where the young scientist first experienced sexual desire. And it definitely didn't help that Peter Parker, in addition to being incredibly smart, kind, and brave, was also pretty handsome when it came to looks.
Sure, Peter wasn't an Adonis, but many females agreed with Lisa that he was definitely attractive, with shiny brown hair that he never combed but always looked good, eyes that never failed to sparkle with optimism and kindness, and a slim but athletic built with well marked but not exaggerated muscles, as a result of his years fighting crime and the forces of evil.
To her misfortune, all this meant seeing him have girlfriend after girlfriend, from Marinette Dupain-Cheng to Felicia Hardy, through Mary Jane Watson, Angelica Jones, Sunset Shimmer and even Queen Star Butterfly, and the rumor was that he even had had affairs with Avengers of the likes of Miss Marvel, the Wasp and even She-Hulk.
All of this only made her feel jealous and angry, for not only did Peter seem to see her as nothing more than a girl, but it made her feel insignificant, mainly because the girls with whom Peter had a relationship were goddesses compared to her: each one of them had full and soft lips, eyes that shone like freshly polished gems, a statuesque and enviable body, silky, long and shiny hair, a melodious voice and a face that seemed carved by the angels themselves.
She, on the other hand, was a fairly normal and average girl, with a slender body and rather modest attributes, a height of one meter and seventy centimeters, short, dry and rather dull brown hair, a pair of corrective glasses f her astigmatism and that covered her dull brown eyes, and a slight lisp, although fortunately, she no longer spat when she spoke.
After drinking another margarita, the fourth that night, and beginning to feel the effects of alcohol on her body, the young woman couldn't help but feel bad as she saw her lover surrounded by women much more beautiful and mature than her, far from her reach and her league.
"Incredible..." Lisa let out after finishing her margarita. "I can open portals to other dimensions, help create time travel, help create cold fusion, fight countless villains who were going to kill me... but I can't tell the man I love how I feel about him... Am I really that cowardly...? It seems so... I really am pathetic...
Lisa chuckled sarcastically at her own words as she looked down at her empty glass, catching a glimpse of her reflection.
"Although being honest, it's not like he could ever notice me... My other sisters are more his type, I'm just, as they say colloquially and very appropriately for my situation, a zero on the left." The scientist sighed. "In addition to the huge gap between our respective ages, he will never see me as I see him... I'm just a girl with an average body made of 56.82% synthetic and cybernetic parts... and he's the goddamn Amazing Spider-Man..."
"You won't know that if you don't try." Said a voice next to the girl.
Lisa gasped and jumped as her heart sped up in shock, and as was the custom in her family, she was startled by none other than her occult-loving older sister and Mistress of the Dark Arts, Lucy.
"Seriously, it's been 22 years since you started appearing out of nowhere and scaring people, do you ever plan to stop?" Lisa snapped angrily as she adjusted her glasses and lab coat.
"I can't stop doing it, especially now that I'm literally involved in the dark arts of mysticism." Lucy said. "However, I heard your predicament, dear sister, and I must tell you that you give up very easily."
"I don't know what you heard..."
"Don't play dumb with me, sister. I can see inside your soul in a very literal way and what I see is that your heart has lived tormented for thirteen years, seeing how the man to whom you want to give your heart, soul and body, moves further and further away, mainly because you yourself have put obstacles in your way thanks to the taboos that their relationship would entail."
Lisa couldn't help but feel exposed and blushed, normally she was a difficult person to read because of her scientific, calm and elegant way of acting, but knowing that magic could leave her exposed like an open book in the middle of a readers' conference only made her curse both Doctor Strange and Clea inwardly for having taught her sister the mystical arts, as well as her great-grandmother Harriet for having genetically inherited Lucy's affinity for said arts, and even Agamotto himself for initiating the entire field of mystical arts.
"Your offenses to our ancestors, the mystical arts and my masters are not to my liking, but I guess we deserve them for allowing me to meddle in your feelings." Lucy said. "Still, I do not regret my interference, because you carry the same blood and flesh as me, the bond between sisters that ties us tells me that I must help you to stop your suffering, and this is the fastest way."
"Despite understanding the feeling of altruism due to the fraternal kinship that unites us, your interference is not only irritating but also futile, dear sorceress sister. Peter Parker deserves better than a girl as plain and simple as me." Lisa sighed in defeat.
"That's bullshit and you know it, Lisa, you're not plain and simple."
"It's easy to tell when your gluteus maximus and mammary glands are easily three times bigger than mine."
"I was lucky in the body department, it's true, but you have..."
"I'm going to stop you there, Lucy." Lisa sighed in exasperation as she adjusted her glasses. "This talk of qualities is unnecessary, I know my strengths well, but even if I share various likes, hobbies and so on with him, I'm still an infant in his eyes..."
"Then you are clear about what you should do, and if not, it is simple, show him that you are no longer a girl."
Lisa flinched again, shooting her goth sister a look of shock.
"You said it yourself, you are no longer a girl, no one can legally take action against your long-awaited relationship with Peter Parker. Although maybe there is the taboo of being with a man much older than you, but in my opinion and knowing how you are deep inside, that will only make everything sweeter for you." Lucy said while she smiled slightly with a hint of malice. "And to be honest, the prospect of a taboo relationship attracts me a lot, so if you don't go there and claim what you long for, I will."
"You wouldn't dare..." Lisa said indignantly.
"You can bet all your cybernetic parts that I won't, and I assure you that you would lose them." Lucy blurted out as her smirk widened and became more mischievous. "I may not be a good sister by doing it, but I will be a good teacher, giving you another lesson about not letting anything nor anyone get in the way of your goals, much less giving up before even trying."
"You would only be using him..."
"Not at all. He's the Greatest Hero of All after all, and I know for a fact that he is more than just a pretty face."
"Peter has no interest in you..."
"That's easy to fix, as you said, I'm well equipped in the seduction department."
With that said, Lucy grinned maliciously and played with her breasts a bit, making the birthday girl seethe with rage, both at her sister's nerve to show off her attributes and her envy of them.
And to Lucy's misfortune, Lisa reached her limit with that demonstration, so she pounced on the goth and despite the fact that the latter was taller than her by six inches, the scientist took her older sister's arm hard, dragged her out of the room into another room, closed the door, lifted Lucy by the neckline of her dress and slammed her back against the wall, thanks to her cybernetic implants, glaring at her and using what little sanity she had left to keep her eye lasers off.
"Listen to me, witch, if you approach MY man with any intention of seducing him, no matter how minimal, I will imitate one of those assassination moves from those video games that Lincoln likes, with you..." Lisa threatened under her breath while his eyes gave off a menacing red glow. "And I must warn you that I'm particularly prone to those of the character Sub-Zero, I think it would be fascinating to try cryogenics in that way..."
At Lisa's actions, Lucy simply managed to chuckle while she kept smirking, which made Lisa tighten her grip on Lucy's dress.
"Good, you protect your property, but it's not enough, go get him before you lose him to someone else again." Lucy said nonchalantly.
Upon hearing that her death threat had been brilliantly ignored, Lisa released her sister, who proceeded to straighten her dress while Lisa processed what had happened.
"You just wanted me to react in a way that wasn't self-pitying..." The scientist gasped.
"That is correct." The goth agreed. "I may be a Mistress of the Dark Arts, but even I'm not that cruel. I wanted you to put those thoughts aside and have the courage you needed. That rush of adrenaline and the alcohol you drank should be enough."
"But... what if he rejects me...?" Lisa asked as she looked at the ground.
"What if he accepts you? I'll take an example you've used on multiple occasions yourself: Think of this as the Schrödinger's cat experiment, only instead of having a cat both alive and dead, Peter has reciprocated your feelings and hasn't, but the only way to know the truth..."
"...is to declare my love for him..."
"Exactly."
Lisa backed away a bit and saw her reflection in a mirror giving her an uncertain look.
But Lucy was right, she had to do it and she couldn't waste any more time, on pain of losing the opportunity to be his girlfriend again, and it was possible that it would be forever, since Peter was reaching his 30th birthday, which was the average age at which people had already found what they usually know as a soul mate... or at least they pretended to so as not to die alone.
"Okay, I'll do it, but I think I'll need another margarita..." Lisa said.
Lucy sighed and made a hand gesture, appearing Lisa's glass in her hand, full once more.
Without saying a word, the scientist snatched the glass from her older sister's hand and drank it practically in one gulp, internally thanking for the first time that night that her genetics made her so susceptible to the effects of alcohol, then she returned to the living room where they were celebrating her birthday and she saw Peter talking to Mary Jane, which made her hesitate for a second, but she ruled out giving up, because in addition to losing the start of courage, Lucy could take control of her body and force her to say it or do something much more explicit, as such the brunette adjusted her clothes and hair as best she could and walked towards the man who had captivated her heart for so long.
"...and that's why Mr. Fantastic turned the evil Skrulls into cows." Peter said.
"Wow, I really didn't expect that." Mary Jane chuckled. "You geniuses do very strange things in your spare time."
"And I haven't even told you about the time Tony invented a machine that would send the energy equivalent of 200,000 nukes to the core of the planet just because he wanted to see what would happen..."
"Ahem, Miss Watson, may I speak to my colleague for a moment?" Lisa said politely.
"Sure thing, but you know you don't need to be so formal with me, Lisa. Anyway, a pleasure as always, geniuses, but I have to talk to Marinette, Rarity and Leni about the new designs that I will model for them." The redhead smiled before hugging them both and whispering in Lisa's ear. "Good luck, Tigress. And happy birthday."
Lisa looked in disbelief at the woman next to her as she smiled at her with an infectious sense of confidence and winked at her.
"See ya later, Tiger." Mary Jane said as she walked away from her.
'How the hell does she know?! Am I that easy to read?!' Lisa wondered as she watched the redhead walk away.
"Well, Lis, what did you want to talk to me about?" Peter asked. "If it's about the power inducers for the HQ shields, believe me I work as fast as I can, but..."
"Leopardon, I need to speak one hundred percent alone with your bearer, so I would appreciate it if you would leave us alone." Lisa sighed.
"Fine, as you like, I'm a bit bored anyway." Said a shrill voice inside Peter's tux jacket.
After saying that, the kwami came out of the inside pocket of the jacket and flew away towards a small table where there was a bowl with mini chocolates and the rest of the kwamis of the other guests.
"Hmm, is everything okay? I noticed you're tense and you're very blushed..." Peter said.
"Everything is fine, it's just that my genetics makes it easy for me to get drunk, even with only four margaritas without much alcohol..." Lisa admitted, before facepalming. "Stupid, why did I say I was drunk...?"
"Do you need a ride home or something? Because if so, I can go get my dimensional scissors..."
"It is possible that yes, but first I need you to listen to me carefully and follow me to a more private place."
"Ok, if you say so."
Peter nodded and sighed, hoping that whatever Lisa needed to talk to him so urgently and secretly was not a matter of life and death, while on the other hand, the young woman felt that she should hurry to reveal her feelings, for every second she spent with her research colleague, she became more and more nervous.
Once outside the room, Lisa sighed deeply, still with her back to Peter, and placed her hands on her chest, feeling her heartbeats increasing, to the point where she thought Peter could hear them perfectly.
"Lisa, is everything okay? You look a little pale and very nervous." Peter said with genuine concern.
"Don't be afraid, it's just my body's natural reaction to what I'm about to tell you..." The scientist admitted.
"Well, what do you have to tell me?"
The young woman sighed deeply again, then turned and looked her lover directly in the eyes, momentarily losing herself in their warmth. Then she gulped hard and took Peter's hand, confusing him a bit.
"Peter, we have collaborated on multiple occasions, we have worked together on various projects, both personal and for the benefit of the human race, we have had occasional disagreements from time to time, we have supported each other as colleagues since we met 13 years ago." Lisa said. "And in all that time I have found extraordinary characteristics and qualities in you, and I'm not referring only to the powers that your mystical object of power and your vast intellect confers on you, but to things like your altruism, your generosity, your kindness, your confidence, your ability to always get up after a defeat or a failure, your responsibility and your contagious good humor."
"You say it as if I was some kind of extraordinary guy, Lis, the truth is that you're way better than me in science and you're ten years younger, you shouldn't admire me." Peter admitted.
"And there's a quality that I forgot to mention, your humility. Although it is true that my intellectual capacity is greater than yours, you keep up with me without much difficulty and unlike many others, you don't need a dictionary nor ask me to use more colloquial terms to talk."
"That last one is quite simple."
"You're straying me away from the topic I came to discuss with you."
"Sorry..."
"In conclusion, my very esteemed colleague." Lisa said before adjusting her glasses and gulping hard. "You are extraordinary and... certainly physically attractive..."
"Wait, what...?" Peter's brain skipped a beat after hearing that.
"Which leads me to make this statement... Peter Parker, I've liked you a lot for years, but I couldn't say anything because I thought it was a simple infatuation caused by puberty in me, I thought it would fade away over time and it would be only admiration for a close colleague, but it was not like that."
The young scientist lowered her gaze and closed her eyes, without the courage to keep looking at Peter in his eyes, who in turn was stunned and completely immobile by Lisa's words.
"The reality is that over time, this infatuation grew, as well as my desire for you to see me as a potential love interest, but seeing how you dated women, who are goddesses compared to me, I never had the courage to tell you anything, plus I didn't want to get you in legal trouble because of the implications of being with a little girl..." Lisa admitted. "But no more, I'm an adult now, so although society would see it as wrong because there is a considerable age gap between us, I would like you to accept me as your sentimental partner. Colloquially said: do you want to be my boyfriend?..."
Peter's jaw dropped at Lisa's words, who looked up with a look of expectation and hope for a positive answer.
However, the leader of the Defenders did nothing but remain motionless, not knowing what to say or do, which made the brown-haired girl despair.
Lisa was devastated as she got no response from Peter, so the young woman looked down and felt a tear roll down her cheek.
"Thanks for at least listening to me... I won't take any more of your time..." Lisa said with a lump in her throat.
Lisa tried to run out of the room, but Peter stopped her by spinning a web at her foot almost instinctively, making them both look into their eyes, Lisa with teary eyes and Peter with a blush.
"Wait, please?" Peter said as he lowered his arm. "I... a-are you serious...?"
"You know I'm not the type to give false information or make jokes like that." The scientist said as she used a laser from her finger to cut the webbing. "But it is obvious that my feelings are not reciprocated, so I ask you in the most attentive way to let me go and allow me to have my moment of mourning..."
"No..."
"I didn't think you were that cruel..."
"I listened to you, please, now you listen to me, okay?" Peter asked as he gently took her by the shoulder.
"Very well, that sounds fair." The younger scientist sighed deeply.
Peter released Lisa and they both parted slightly, only for the older of the two to clear his throat a bit and look the young adult directly in her eyes.
"This is... extremely surprising." Peter said. "And unexpected..."
"I know, but it's totally true, although I knew I had no chance with you, of course, next to each and every one of the women you've dated before, I'm nothing..." The scientist sighed with a clearly sad tone.
"That's not true, you're as beautiful as any of them..."
"Don't pity me, please..."
"Lisa Loud, listen to me, it's true that my ex-girlfriends have... err... more developed bodies, but that was never the main trigger for my relationships with them."
"I know that, you're not that superficial."
"Then stop believing that I don't think you're beautiful."
"Although it's comforting to know that you think of me like that, it's more than obvious that you don't feel the same way I feel about you."
"That's what you think..."
Lisa gasped and swallowed hard as Peter looked away and blushed.
"What...?" Lisa said.
"Ok, I have to admit, maybe I do reciprocate your feelings a bit because you're smart, pretty, you don't give up easily, you're a little crazy but that makes you incredibly interesting and I really admire your passion for science..." Said Peter. "But..."
"But...?"
"I don't know... I feel weird, you're much younger and way smarter than me."
"I am no longer an infant and my IQ score is not much higher than yours."
"What I mean is that you could get someone better than me."
"That would be impossible."
"Of course it's possible, I'm a pretty average guy."
"Sure, if by average you mean that you are the bravest, most selfless, intelligent, heroic, humble and attractive man of all time, and that also has had models, company owners, police commanders and even Avengers on his list of girlfriends, then yes, you are pretty average." Lisa said in an ironic tone while making air quotes. "You are Peter Parker, for Da Vinci's long beard's sake..."
"It's not like that..."
"Peter, you've literally stood up to actual universal and multiversal threats, even when you're alone, you have helped everyone we know at least five times, you seek to give all villains a second chance, even when they don't deserve it, you're incredibly smart and can even come up with the most convoluted ideas in the middle of a battle to come out victorious, and now that you're founding Parker Industries, you're becoming a philanthropist and helping people far beyond defending those who can't fight supervillains head on."
"Even if it's true, you deserve someone your age."
"Perhaps it is more socially accepted, but I do not want anyone but you, Peter Parker." Lisa said suggestively.
"Don't say things like that..." Peter said as he blushed more.
"I differ, when a human wants to woo another, he uses all kinds of tricks to seduce him, and since I noticed that my advances have favorable results and that you yourself admitted that you have certain feelings towards me, I will not let go of the opportunity."
"Lisa, don't..."
At that moment, emboldened by the alcohol in her body and the positive results she had seen from her advances, Lisa lunged at Peter and stood on her tiptoes as she wrapped her arms around Peter's neck, causing him to bend over just enough for their lips to meet.
Both scientists stayed like that for a moment, which felt like an eternity, both frozen by what had just happened.
Both of their hearts skipped a beat, they felt as if an electric current was running through their bodies from head to toe, not harming them but rather spreading a strange warmth through their bodies.
Finally, after a few seconds, Lisa pulled away from Peter and looked at him with a combination of hope and fear.
However, those feelings disappeared almost immediately as she noted his heavy breathing, the slight blush on his cheeks, his dilated pupils, and that, to her full confirmation of her male partner's acceptance, his hands were on her hips and he hadn't even made the slightest attempt to push her away. As such, the tests did nothing but make her scream with happiness internally.
"Lisa..." Peter said with a lump in his throat. "No... this isn't right..."
"I don't care." Lisa declared. "No matter what anyone thinks about the age difference between you and me or any other excuse that people can come up with so that we can't be together, I want this and judging by the fact that your pupils are dilated, you're blushing and that your hands hold my waist, you too."
"But..."
The cyborg smiled slightly and kissed Peter again, causing both of them to close their eyes and very hesitantly, begin to deepen the kiss.
Tentatively, Lisa parted her lips and to her surprise, Peter did the same, taking the initiative by inserting his tongue into the cyborg's mouth, causing her to moan as he began to play with her appendage, causing the other to moan as he groaned as their tongues danced in perfect synchronicity.
Peter tried to stop himself, but his body didn't respond, he just went with the moment, gently squeezing the hips of the girl in front of him and instinctively pulling her bodies closer.
After a couple of minutes, the two scientists separated and looked each other directly in the eyes, denoting a burning desire to continue, however, there was still a feeling of guilt inside Peter, not only because of the difference in age, but also because Lisa was one of the five younger sisters of his pupil and friend, Lincoln.
"We shouldn't..." Peter said.
"Your body indicates the opposite..."
"But..."
Lisa silenced the bearer of Responsibility by placing a finger to his lips as she smiled at him lustfully.
"Stop thinking about others, Peter, focus on me and only me." Said the girl. "The others don't matter..."
With that said, Lisa kissed Peter again, this time taking the initiative and moving closer to him, feeling a noticeable bulge brush against her leg.
Sensing this, Lisa lowered her hand to the crotch of the man she was kissing and caressed his member over his pants, feeling how it grew and hardened.
On the other hand, Peter emitted a groan when he felt Lisa's hand on his member, which instinctively made him move his hands to the scientist's behind, squeezing her buttocks a little and memorizing her modest curves as he ran his hands over her body and paying attention to Lisa's involuntary reactions while caressing her body.
"I have found another extraordinary quality in you." Lisa moaned as Peter caressed her buttocks. "Your virile member is simply massive, colloquially said, so fucking big..."
Peter didn't reply and began to react to his instincts, for which he leaned in a little to kiss and lightly bite the young scientist's neck, who moaned in pleasure at the older man's actions, feeling enormous excitement, which prompted her to go further, so she quickly shed her lab coat and Peter's jacket, causing Peter to stop dead in his tracks.
"Wait..." Peter said between gasps.
"Did I do something wrong?" Lisa asked, a little worried.
"No, I just don't think the others would like us to continue this in the living room of the HQ."
"Oh... right..." Said the scientist blushing.
With that said, Peter pickee their clothes up with a couple of weblines and scooped Lisa up like a bride on wedding night, then sprinted to his room, entered it, sealed the door, and threw Lisa on top of the bed, to immediately lay over her and kiss her again, losing all trace of reason and inhibition, only being guided by the instinct to make the woman under him his and surrender to his carnal desires.
For her part, Lisa moaned and felt her artificial heart beating a thousand miles an hour, her mind clouded over and her rationality replaced by the instinct to procreate, making her feel as if her body was on automatic, only responding to Peter's actions.
So the birthday girl smiled as Peter kissed her and, using her increased strength again, ripped the man's shirt off, exposing his torso, and ran her hands over his pecs, squeezing them a bit and brushing her thumbs over his nipples, making Peter emit a moan that made the scientist chuckle a little.
Seconds later, Lisa broke the contact of their lips and looked at Peter for a moment, noticing their heavy breathing and, according to her eye scans, their heartbeats were synchronized and accelerated.
"You have no idea how long I've waited for this..." Lisa said while she caressed Peter's chest with one hand. "How many nights I fantasized about this..."
"Is it as good as you imagined?" Peter asked before leaning down to kiss her neck.
"I'm the most intelligent person on Earth, with unlimited access to resources and funds, and I have the necessary cybernetic implants to create and experience the most complex and realistic simulated scenarios of virtual reality ever seen by mankind..." Lisa moaned. "And I just have to say... all my simulations put together are fucking bullshit compared to being here right now, about to make love to the real Amazing Spider-Man..."
With that said, it was Peter's turn to chuckle at Lisa's words.
"It's good to hear that you liked the warm-up... With that, I can move on to other things..." Peter growled as he gently kissed Lisa's collarbone.
"I thought you said it wasn't right to do this..." Lisa chuckled between moans.
"And it still isn't... But you said it yourself, the others don't matter." Peter sighed before gently nibbling on Lisa's neck. "Besides, it's your birthday and I think you deserve an exceptional gift..."
"We'll see if you really are exceptional, Peter..." Lisa sighed with a challenging smile.
"Is that a dare?" Peter asked with a lewd defiant smile.
"Rather a call for joint experimentation, my dear colleague..."
Peter simply responded by ripping off Lisa's blouse, revealing the scientist's modest black bra, causing her to try to cover herself with her arms, only for Peter to stop her.
"No..." Ordered the leader of the Defenders. "Don't cover yourself..."
"They're not too small, are they?..." Said a blushing Lisa.
Peter just smiled warmly and put a hand on Lisa's cheek, making her blush deepen, not from embarrassment anymore, but surprise.
"They're perfect just like you..." Peter said sincerely.
At that moment and with a skill and ease that stunned Lisa, Peter removed her bra and cupped her B cup breasts in his hands, squeezing them gently and causing the girl to moan loudly and arch her back as a sign of pleasure.
At this, Peter smiled broadly and continued massaging Lisa's right breast as he lowered his other hand, gently brushing her skin causing her chills until he reached her pants, where he again showed off his skills and quickly unbuttoned the garment to insert his hand in her underwear, eliciting an adorable little squeal of excitement from the scientist and another shiver as she bit her lower lip.
"You're very sensitive, I haven't even reached your genitals..." Peter said.
"Leave the technical talk for later, Parker, say it as you usually do..." Lisa moaned.
"Oh, is the big girl ready to use big words with the adults now?"
"I'll show you big words!"
After saying that, Lisa grabbed Peter by the wrists and rolled on the bed, smirking broadly and thanking that the strength of her untransformed lover was that of an ordinary man, because despite her cybernetic implants, her strength didn't compare to that of Spider-Man. So she managed to pin Peter down without much trouble and straddle his lap, making him get flushed and surprised.
Wasting no more time, Lisa moved her hands to Peter's pants and unbuttoned them, having some difficulty unlike her lover, and took them off, leaving him in his underwear, which, much to her amusement, were boxer briefs with a heart design, which made Peter blush even more and made Lisa suppress a giggle.
"What did you say about being an adult?" Lisa said with a laugh and a lewd smile.
"What can I say? They are a classic in any man's wardrobe..." Peter laughed somewhat embarrassed.
"You're adorable."
"Not as much as you."
"We'll see if you still find me adorable after this..."
After that, Lisa pulled Peter's boxers down, eliciting a gasp from Peter and making the cyborg gasp in astonishment.
"By Nikola Tesla..." Lisa gasped.
At that moment, the young scientist couldn't help but stare in total amazement at Peter Parker's imposing member, which answered her question as to why the rumor of his affair with She-Hulk was circulating and why even a couple of Avengers had been girlfriends of the man from Queens, aside from his other charms, of course.
"It's so big... bigger than any other I've ever seen... and I've seen some pretty impressive ones..." Lisa sighed.
"What does that mean? Has someone been curious?" Peter chuckled.
"No...! It's just... the security logs capture a lot of things..."
"Uh-huh, and you don't have virtually unrestricted access to locker rooms cameras..."
"Marco, Lincoln and the others are just very horny and spend their time doing it in the HQ, ok?!"
Peter only managed to stifle a laugh and flash a warm smile at a flushed Lisa, who wanted to be mad at the idiot laughing at her misfortune but she just couldn't resist that charming and contagious positive vibe Peter had, so she just cleared her throat and refocused on his target.
"I have a very big doubt, and it's without pun intended: How the hell do you hide something like that in your Spider-Man suit...?" Lisa asked.
"Magic outfit. It leaves little to the imagination but maintains modesty." Peter said. "That's what Leopardon said..."
"And now it's mine..."
Lisa grabbed Peter's member with both hands and began to rub it slowly from the base to the tip, causing Peter to moan and tense up a bit while Lisa felt her panties get wet as her pulse raced again as she felt the warmth of Peter's throbbing phallus.
Then, guided by her instinct and following what she had seen in a few pornographic videos, (which she had seen for scientific reasons and not out of morbidity, of course not), Lisa stuck out her tongue and licked the tip of Peter's member, feeling a discharge of pleasure like never before when She heard the gasp that Peter let out, clearly denoting that her actions were very well received by her beloved.
Taking a mental note of her initial success, Lisa parted her lips and drew Peter's glans into her mouth, moaning as more of that salty, masculine taste invaded her senses of smell and taste, prompting her to take more of Peter's cock into her mouth, but unfortunately for her as she was very new to this, she soon found her limit and unconsciously ended up causing herself to gag and making the girl take the member out of her mouth and cough a little.
"Are you okay?" Peter asked somewhat concerned.
"Yes..." Lisa coughed. "It's just... I'm too inexpert for this..."
"Just how inexpert are you...?"
"W-well... I..."
"You're still a virgin, aren't you?"
Lisa simply blushed deeply and looked to the side, but gave a small nod and Peter smiled fondly as he sat up and put his arms around Lisa, hugging her gently, causing the cyborg to snap out of her embarrassed stupor and sigh happily as she unconsciously buried her face into of Peter's pecs, enjoying its warmth and firmness, instinctively placing her hand on her lover's chest.
"You have nothing to be ashamed of." Peter said. "That just means I have to make this even more memorable."
Lisa blushed listening to Peter, then gave a short groan of annoyance as she separated from Peter, only to be taken back to Nirvana again as she felt Peter's lips resting on hers again, unconsciously causing her to open her mouth and let Peter's tongue once again dominate her own, displaying a prowess she hadn't thought possible.
And then again the girl let out a frustrated groan when, as abruptly as it had started, Peter broke the kiss and smirked as he looked into her eyes.
"You're the worst..." Lisa gasped.
"Your dilated pupils, your blush, your rapid breathing and your heart rate say the opposite..." Peter chuckled.
"I hate you..."
"And I love you..."
At that moment, Lisa's synthetic heart fluttered and her stomach felt colloquial butterflies upon hearing the man of her dreams say those long-awaited words.
However, before Lisa could inquire her scientific colleague about the truth of his feelings, Peter smirked and began to slowly lower over Lisa's body, leaving a trail of soft, light kisses on her neck, collarbone, the valley between her breasts and abdomen, caressing her sides slowly and purposely avoiding the cyborg's erogenous zones to continue stimulating her but not bringing her to orgasm, then he positioned himself between the cyborg's legs, slowly lowering his hands to her panties and slowly pulling them down drawing a surprised sigh from her, while Peter smiled a little at the fact that Lisa's pubes were perfectly shaved.
And said shaving looked really recent.
"Someone was getting ready for this..." Peter laughed.
"You're insufferable, Peter..." Lisa said as she blushed even more.
"Thank Felicia and Mary Jane, they made me like this."
"I would blame Wade and Roberto more than them..."
Peter just chuckled at that point, then the hero did something unexpected to Lisa by taking her legs and placing them on his shoulders, lifting her hips and beginning to perform a slow and careful cunnilingus on her that left the cyborg's mind momentarily blank at the ability shown by the man from Queens, coupled with Peter's sudden movement to put her in her current position.
"Oh, by Tesla's bushy mustache...!" Lisa said as she bit her finger.
Given Lisa's reaction, Peter paused a bit to resume his actions, gradually faster, deeply enjoying the fluids destined to lubricate the scientist's vulva, introducing his tongue inside Lisa's vaginal canal and rubbing her clitoris with his nose, eliciting a hoarse moan from her each time he did It.
For her part, Lisa was in the figurative Nirvana, feeling how Peter, as it was said vulgarly but totally appropriately for her situation, was eating her out like a fucking pro, giving quick and deft licks to her vaginal lips, inserting his buccal appendage as far as he could to her vaginal canal and managing to stimulate her clitoris with his nose at a slow but very pleasant rhythm.
Sensing that he had her completely at his mercy, Peter paused for a moment and immediately took the cyborg's clitoris between his lips and pulled it a little, then gently sucked and stimulated it a little with his tongue.
Lisa's mind went blank for a moment that felt like an eternity, then she came back to reality feeling a shiver that ran through her from deep inside and shook her like never before, prompting her to let out a howl of pleasure as her vagina increased the production of lubricating fluid, wetting Peter's lips a little.
As the cyborg basked in the sensations caused by her first orgasm from being intimate with another person, Peter licked his lips and smirked, watching Lisa gasp heavily and have a huge unconscious smile on her face.
"I never get tired of seeing this..." Peter murmured.
"You'll have... time... to brag... about your... previous... affairs..." Lisa gasped before looking at Peter with her eyes giving off a pink glow. "I want more..."
"You really thought of everything..." The Miraculous bearer laughed.
Lisa grunted lewdly at that point, then in a quick move, flipped Peter back onto his back and straddled his lap, making sure her lover's throbbing phallus rested comfortably between her buttocks, eliciting a hoarse groan from Peter.
"No more puns, no more tricks up your sleeve, Spider-Man?" Lisa asked as she wiggled her hips, stimulating Peter's member.
"Just one more..." Peter said as he smirked. "Are you sure you're a virgin? Because you grind those hips like a pro..."
Lisa smiled again and slowly raised her hips, then took Peter's member with one hand and aligned it with the opening of her femininity, hissing at the heat from the tip of the Miraculous wearer's manhood, and slowly lowered herself on it, with Peter gently grabbing her hips and guiding her carefully, while Lisa bit her lip in a vain attempt to silence her moans.
Slowly, Peter's cock was engulfed by Lisa's warm, wet femininity, eliciting a groan of pleasure from him as he gently squeezed her hips, making sure the cyborg didn't bite off more than she could chew again, until he felt Lisa shudder as their pelvises touched, with Lisa moaning and gasping as she got used to the overwhelming new sensation and Peter fighting his instinct to claim the woman as his own like an animal, not wanting to further overwhelm Lisa, who, on the other hand, was thankful that her hymen hadn't withstood 13 years of fighting crime, as she probably couldn't have taken the pain of having it torn at that time.
After a couple of moments and staring into each other's eyes, figuratively feeling how her heart melted when she saw the tenderness and affection with which the brown-haired man looked at her, Lisa felt another rush of bravery again and raised her hips slowly, hissing with pleasure while Peter's member left her feeling a figurative and literal huge emptiness as it came out of her, and then she lowered her hips suddenly, going blank for a moment and repeating her actions, gradually increasing the speed of her movements and delighting herself on the cacophony of sounds between her moans, Peter's groans and the sound of her buttocks hitting Peter's lap.
In turn, the man began to move his hips in sync with the cyborg, increasing the force with which his member penetrated Lisa, eliciting a couple of screams from her, then Peter changed position, raising his torso to wrap her lithe body with his arms, while she did the same, scratching his back while Peter nibbled her neck and left a couple of hickeys, as if wanting to show that she already had an owner.
And after that, Lisa began to rotate her hips, causing several pleasurable sensations that traveled through both of their bodies and encouraged them to keep going faster.
Lisa moaned and threw her head back, prey to those delicious sensations that moved her body automatically, seeking the long-awaited orgasm and, without the cyborg's knowledge, being fertilized by the male specimen she wanted.
Little by little, they both approached ecstasy, panting and moaning heavily, then they both looked directly into each other's eyes, feeling a powerful connection the instant their eyes met, prompting them to kiss deeply, moaning and grunting into each other's arms. each other's mouths until their minds went blank.
A warm sensation invaded Lisa's belly, making her feel waves of pleasure that unconsciously made her scream in ecstasy as her body produced more vaginal fluids, which trickled down their crotches along with Peter's seed that managed to escape from her belly, creating a small puddle under them.
As their orgasm subsided, Peter and Lisa looked into each other's eyes again as they gasped, then both kissed passionately again and lay back on the bed before breaking their kiss and lovingly smiling at each other.
"For Einstein... that was... magnificent..." Lisa said.
"I'm glad... you liked your gift..." Peter gasped.
"Is... the great... stud... Peter Parker a... one-pump-chump...?"
"Oh, honey... I'm just giving you a breather..." Peter laughed as he hugged her.
"Excellent..." Lisa said as she approached her lover. "Because the night... is still young..."
"Right..." Peter said before pouncing on Lisa. "By the way, enough breather... Time for the second round..."
"W-wait...! I'm still...!" Lisa tried to say.
In less than a second and before the cyborg could finish her request, Peter grabbed Lisa's legs, putting them apart and placing her knees on his forearms in the position known colloquially as mating press, to thrust into her suddenly, making her mind go blank again and she was brought back to reality by another hard thrust.
Soon the room was once again filled with that cacophony of their pelvises colliding and their moans, as the birthday woman unconsciously clung to Peter's back again, scratching it and biting her lip so hard she bled herself.
Unlike the first round, Peter didn't seem to be holding back, being much rougher with his thrusts, more like an animal seeking to impregnate the female beneath him.
When she thought of that comparison, Lisa couldn't help but reach orgasm again, screaming her ecstasy at the top of her voice, feeling liberated and pleased, however, Peter didn't stop and continued to penetrate her as if his life depended on it, bringing his lips closer to her neck again, leaving another hickey as a reminder that now she wasn't just a woman, she was his woman.
"Oh my God!" Lisa moaned.
"I thought you were an atheist..." Peter laughed with a mocking smile.
"Fuck me! More! Give it to me!"
"No, no, no, I don't like being bossed around..."
At that moment, Peter stopped as abruptly as he had started and pulled his member out of Lisa, causing her to groan in frustration and look desperately at her lover as he began to rub his imposing manhood against her femininity.
"What are you doing?! No, don't stop!" Lisa said.
"No, I don't think I'll continue..." Peter said without stopping to rub his member. "After all, someone is being rude..."
"What the fuck...?"
"Yep, you're giving me orders, and I don't like that." The man chuckled as he looked Lisa right in her eyes.
"Please go on! I beg you!"
At that moment, Peter simply chuckled and penetrated Lisa again, approaching her to look into her eyes as she moaned as she felt Peter's member inside her again.
"See how you get everything if you use the right words...?" Peter groaned as he picked up his pace.
"You're... Oh god...!" Lisa moaned as she unconsciously bit her finger to suppress her moans.
"Thanks, but I'm just the Amazing Spider-Man..."
At that moment, Peter grabbed Lisa's ankles and spread her legs as wide as he could, managing to penetrate her so deep that he created a noticeable bulge in her belly with each stroke, feeling how the cyborg shivered again while her vagina contracted, as if she wanted to milk every possible drop of Peter's essence.
'By Einstein's messy hairstyle...!' Lisa said mentally. 'I should have done this years ago! Regardless of the legal implications!'
And while the birthday girl moaned as if possessed and unconsciously lost the ability to focus her gaze, Peter's thrusts became more and more intense, making the bed squeak and the headboard hit the wall rather violently.
And after a few moments, the ecstasy came again, with Lisa feeling again how her beloved filled her womb with his warm and fertile genetic material, and how again the excess managed to escape from her down her birth canal and drip onto the bed with her own fluids.
Again Peter panted heavily and kissed Lisa as he pulled his member out of her, then smirked at her with a hint of pride.
"You impress me, you still maintain your motor functions." Peter said. "Most can't move their legs after that."
"You're... a... braggart..." Lisa said replicating Peter's expression. "Is that all...?"
"Oh, honey, I keep giving you breaks." Peter said before taking Lisa by the hip. "But since you insist on being a rebellious child... I won't be so pious anymore..."
At that moment, Peter rolled Lisa onto her belly and grabbed her hips, lifting her rear and laying her face against the pillow.
And before she Lisa could inquire about her man's actions, a burning sensation and immeasurable pain left her mind blank as she felt an intrusion into her anal sphincter.
The young scientist tried to utter a cry of pain, however Peter leaned over her and covered her mouth as he began to thrust powerfully and made the headboard hit the wall even more violently than before, showing an almost bestial savagery, but also an extraordinary ability, for sooner rather than later, Lisa's muffled cries of pain turned into moans and screams of pleasure, once again losing the ability to focus her mind on anything other than the pleasure she felt and letting herself completely be at the mercy of the male on top of her like a good bitch in heat.
After a couple of thrusts, Peter released Lisa's mouth, and she began to shriek with pleasure and pant heavily, instinctively moving her hips to meet his thrusts in an attempt to increase her enjoyment further. And as Lisa screamed, Peter smiled and raised his back, then spanked Lisa, leaving a light red mark on her buttcheek.
"More! More, Peter! Oh God!" Lisa moaned. "Make me yours! Wreck my ass! Split me in two with your giant cock"
"Hehe, it seems that the always proper and courteous Lisa Loud is nothing but a perverted bitch in reality..." Peter laughed without slowing down.
"Nope! You're wrong...!"
At that moment, Lisa came again, which again did not make Peter stop and, drawing strength from weakness, she looked over her shoulder with a lewd but sincere smile, letting him see that quite literally, her pupils were now little hearts.
"I-I'm not a bitch..." Lisa gasped, staring at Peter. "I'm YOUR bitch... You and only you have seen me and will see me like this..."
"Good girl..." Peter said before bringing his face closer to Lisa's again. "You deserve a reward..."
With that said, Peter caught Lisa's lips for another French kiss, which, for the umpteenth time that night, Made Lisa cum as she moaned her ecstasy into his mouth, with Peter grunting as Lisa's orgasm caused her anal walls to clench around his member and made him come too, filling her insides with his warm semen.
After that, both lovers fell on the bed, panting and sweating, with Peter quickly surrounding Lisa's waist with her arms, and the cyborg letting out a squeal of happiness like a teenager in love, which made Peter laugh a little.
"You're absolutely adorable..." Peter said before kissing Lisa on the head.
"Only because my dream with my crush came true." Lisa replied. "God, how do you do it?"
"Practice, and this is just a preamble of what's coming for you."
"Oh god... You're going to kill me..."
"You'll get used to it."
"Wait a minute... Does that mean...?"
"Yes, I will be your boyfriend, Lisa Loud."
Again, Lisa uttered a squeal of delight and turned to kiss her lover, taking him by surprise but he quickly returned her gesture and pulled her closer to him.
"Are you sure about that? Even with all the cons you mentioned before mating me to death, colloquially said, fucking my brains out?" Lisa asked with a giggle.
"Well... It's too late to back down... Although Lori will probably kill me for this..." Peter admitted.
"I don't think so, you've faced worse things."
"Well, you are right on that..."
"So I'm sure you'll be able to deal with whatever my family throws at you."
"I guess so, but you better help me."
"Of course, what kind of girlfriend would I be if I left Spider-Man alone against my family?"
Saying that, both scientists kissed and cuddled up next to each other, falling into a soft and gentle sleep.
(The next morning)
As soon as the first sun rays leaked through the window of the room, Lisa Loud felt fatal.
However, even with her eyes closed and seeking to relieve her ailments, she mentally commanded her body systems to initiate the anti-hangover protocol, although she'd still need to ingest a high amount of water to recover from dehydration suffered by alcohol consumption.
"Thank Einstein that I added the anti-hangover protocol a few weeks ago in advance to such a situation..." Lisa murmured against something soft and warm.
"I know I shouldn't, but I'm impressed that you really thought about everything..." Said a deep voice before Lisa felt a kiss on her head.
At that moment, memories about the previous night flooded the cyborg's mind, making her open her eyes and startling her, noticing that Peter kept hugging her.
"So last night..." Said Lisa.
"It was real... and very revealing for both..." Peter said. "Or less it was for me."
"For me it was more like a dream turned into reality." Lisa said with a smile. "So much that I had even forgotten what we did last night..."
"I would say it was more due to the margaritas you drank last night..."
"Yes... Damn my susceptible-to-alcohol genetics..."
At that time, Peter smiled and chuckled, something that far from making Lisa angry, made her smile and sigh happily.
To the misfortune of both, several knocks were heard at the door at that time, interrupting the happy couple and taking them out of their moment.
And to add insult to injury, Lisa could see through the door thanks to her cyber eyes, that the person knocking on the door was her older sister, Lori, accompanied by her other siblings and her parents, which made the scientist sigh in exasperation.
"We better get dressed, this morning's visits are anything but cordial." Said Lisa as she put on her bra.
"Oh ... well, I guess I should've seen it coming..." Peter sighed before grabbing his shirt.
After a couple of minutes, both scientists got dressed and tidied themselves as much as they could to open the door, being face to face with an angry Lincoln and a entourage of people who frowned, made up of Lynn Jr., Lori, Luan, Lola and the Loud matriarch, Rita. However, the real surprise was to find that the rest of the people who were out of the room, being Leni, Luna, Lana, Lily, Lucy and the Loud patriarch, Lynn Sr., were looking at the former group with reproach.
"Lincoln, calm down..." Lucy asked stoically.
"I don't plan to calm down! Not when someone whom I considered my friend and master betrayed me taking advantage of our younger sister!" Lincoln snapped.
"Please, Linky, as if someone really could take advantage of the third smartest person in the world..." Leni said.
"I'm actually the fourth, you forgot about young Valeria Richards." Lisa said as she fixed her glasses. "And thanks for giving me the benefit of the doubt, Leni, you are definitely one of the few in this place that apparently does not belittle my intelligence or my capability for reasoning."
"Get away from that pervert right now!" Rita ordered.
"Rita, please, let's just listen to Peter." Said Lynn Sr. calmly. "We've know him for years and we know that he's not a bad guy. He has helped our family a lot and listening to him is the least deserves."
"Thank you, Mr. Loud." Peter said.
"Bullshit!" Lynn Jr. snapped. "Surely he approached us all those years ago to get to this moment!
"Ok, that really made me angry." Peter said as he frowned.
"Calm yourself too." Lisa said as she sighed and placed a hand on her boyfriend's chest. "Look, I know perfectly what this seems, but I assure you that Peter was in fact against all this, it was my insistence that made him give in and I totally have the ability to prove it. And believing that the very Amazing Spider-Man has even an ounce of malice to have planned everything we have lived, including no less than two near-death experiences and the Infinity War, just to get to me, is stubbornness that borders on stupidity.
"Lisa Loud!" Rita and Lynn Sr. snapped.
"It's the truth." Said Lisa quietly. "Besides, as our paternal unit, Lucy and Leni said, I am no longer a girl. I am an adult perfectly capable of making my own decisions, and what I decide to do now is this..."
(Six months later)
"Diary of Doctor Elisabeth Rebecca Loud.
Log entry #456.
It has been two months since my long-awaited fantasy of being a romantic partner to my colleague, Dr. Peter Benjamin Parker, came true, and I must admit that everything has been very different from what I dreamed of.
Do not misunderstand my words, because everything has been spectacular in the good sense of the word, with some ups and downs and friction, but that is common in couples, nothing greater than an argument where obviously I am right, like when we argued about the best character in the Halo saga a week ago, he said that it was the Master Chief, and it's not to belittle the protagonist of our favorite video game saga, but Cortana and Dr. Halsey are far superior in terms of character builds and background.
Anyway, enough paraphrasing and diversions, I am making this entry because a couple of weeks ago I noticed certain behaviors in both Peter and myself that seemed curious to me, to say the least, including a couple of sudden dizziness and morning sickness during my routine of daily grooming, as well as cravings like never before. Needless to say, finding my older fraternal unit Lincoln's favorite culinary abomination, the peanut butter and sauerkraut sandwich, was actually delightful was befuddling, so to say to not use more pejorative adjectives.
So after ruling out stomach infections caused by Luan and my father's cooking experiments, intestinal parasites, whether earthly, alien or from another dimension, which could have infected me in some carelessness or combat, malfunctions in my vital systems and all the options I could think of, I came to an obvious but no less alarming conclusion: Pregnancy.
And as you can deduce, the 57 tests I underwent show it with a margin of error of 0.0071%, I am pregnant.
Despite my initial terror due to my inexperience with being a mother or how Peter will react when he finds out... Now I just feel a strange emotion. I am still afraid of the uncertainty about the future, but I am sure that Peter will love this news, and that no matter what, he will be by my side to ensure the future of our offspring is as bright as a quasar on the infinity of space.
And as such, I hope that this surprise is as big and special as the one he gave me, since his birthday is coming up.
Although if that fails and he starts hyperventilating, I will fall back into plan B to calm him down, consisting on seizing the facts that I've been doing a little research and modifications to my body, making me confident about my capacity to baffle him by performing my newly developed fellatio skills on his oversized virile member until his gonads can't produce any more seminal fluid, colloquially said, blow his mind by deepthroating that huge cock of his till his nuts are dry.
Hmm, maybe Peter was right, I really am a perverted bitch, after all, but like I said, it's a side he and only he will ever see... Unless he manages to poke my curiosity about including others into our fornication sessions, better known by its common term, 'threesome.'
To finish this log entry, I'll just add that I feel I should continue with the tradition of naming my child something with L, and I'm feeling particularly prone to the name Alexa, so she can be called Lexi... Lexi Parker Loud. Yep, that'll definitely be her name, or in the odd chance our child is born a boy, his name will be chosen by his father, although knowing him, he's prone to the name Benjamin in honor to his late uncle, which I obviously respect and will allow, since Ben Parker was a great man who raised the man I'm in love with.
Whatever happens, I just know that... Suck it, other women! Peter Parker's mine and mine only! And that whatever the future holds, the father of my offspring, Spider-Man, and I, Iron Heart, will always face it together..."