Chapter 7! Enjoy

Warnings: drug use

I am still the captain!

Bella

Chapter 7

Damn Unmentionables

"You're kidding me…." Heidi looked over to her twin sister, as she swam over to Brittany, "They're not…"

"They totes are!" Brittany said, leaning forward from where she sat, on the edge of the small body of water, "I saw them at the bar, the other day, when I made a fast cake run...The computer guy from the library was balls deep in Moxie, on the prep table in the kitchen."

"Fuck off!" Heidi laughed as she reached out for the lit joint in her sister's hand, "gimme that," she took a hit, holding it in for a spell before exhaling, "Those two idiots were lucky that Beth was sick that day!"

"Isn't that the truth," Brittany giggled as she leaned back, enjoying the summer air, "You know, since Carlos' been here, it's been nice to have Diesel out of my hair. We haven't come out to do a night swim in ages."

It had been ages since Brittany and Heidi were able to come to the small swimming hole to swim. Between Fleur, the cows and Diesel, the sisters hadn't had any time to themselves to do regular sisterly bonding. With Fleur at Carlos' place and Diesel busy doing who knows what, Brittany and Heidi ran off to get high and skinny dip on this beautiful summer night.

"Yeah, he's so clingy, I thought you would be the clingy one, or Fleur," Heidi said as climbed out of the water to eat cake, "I'm glad she takes after him."

"I'm glad Julie's here, I'm glad the Manoso's are here," Brittany said as she smoked the joint, "I think Fleur's got a crush on Julie or at the very least, she's obsessed with her. Should I be worried that she'll cut off a lock of Julie's hair and make a shrine with it?"

"You should be more concerned about her kidnapping Julie, she's got her father's strength and the ability to make things appear on a whim." Heidi said, as she wrung water from her hair, "I bet you if Julie asked for a camel, Fleur would give her one."

"I know," Brittany snorted as she drank from a bottle of wine. "But forget the children, what about Carlos," she fanned herself, "If I wasn't married with a child...whooo!"

"He's gotta have a line down the block," Heidi muttered, taking the joint from Brittany's fingers, "He's so hot and totally not single. I bet Mrs. Manoso is away on a fabulous trip, a glamorous one to boot."

"That man is single," Brittany watched as her sister turned to look at her, smoke coming from her ears, "That got your attention, didn't it?"

"No way, fuck off, he can't be single, he's too fine, I mean, he is the literal personification of; tall, dark and handsome!" Heidi sat up, her eyes wide, "He can have any woman!"

"Yeah, well, he was gonna marry that any woman, but she chose some other dude," Brittany looked downright smug, "He is terribly single, Diesel's taking him to single's night down at the bar on Friday night," Brittany watched her sister take a puff from the joint, "You should go down to the bar as well."

"No, the last date I had, laughed me out of the Italian place, because I told him I was a cow farmer," Heidi huffed, as Brittany laughed at her, "Maybe I should start off with the Wagyu part?"

"Maybe you should…" Brittany cackled at her sister her eyes closing, "But I doubt that would help," Brittany let out a huff and then added, "I'm just concerned about you, Heidi, it's just...you, Fleur, six days out of the week, and the cows."

"I'm fine, I've been single for over 30 years," Heidi brushed her sister off, finishing off the joint, before she opened the tattered box that sat between them, "It's not like I'm missing much in the sex department."

"You are missing so much," Brittany said as she watched her twin roll a new joint, "I'm not even going to pussyfoot around you, sister! You need a long term dick to get dicked down with."

Heidi rolled her eyes licked the edge of the wrapper and rolled up the joint and lit it, "I have toys to take care of me," she waved her hand.

"Your vibrator can't kiss you and hug you after a good romping," Brittany argued, taking the offered joint, "I'm telling you, get you a dick attached to a man, but also-" She reached back and held up the discarded set of overalls, "Don't wear this to get a dick down."

"Dicking down?" Heidi and Brittany turned to see Diesel walk out through a bush to the dimly lit area, "Who is getting dicked down, you two...or me?"

Diesel took a step forward but then Brittany and Heidi held up both their hands, giving him a glare. He nodded his head and muttered, "I forgot," before stripping his clothes off and walking to the duo, "Alright, I'm following protocol, ladies."

Diesel sat beside the two, resting his legs in the cool water, "Carlos and I took the girls to the library today, the IT guy wasn't there."

The twins looked at one another and then let out giggles before passing the joint to Diesel who finished it, in one go. He blew out the smoke through his nose and said, "Come on, ladies, we're not here to just get high and gossip!"

Heidi let out gasp of laughter as Diesel snatched Brittany from the edge of the little swimming area and pulled her into the deep waters, but then she let out a yelp of shock herself when she was pulled down as well.

That fucker!

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"Oh Captain," dainty hands rested against Carlos' chest, "Captain Carlos...I can't accept my father's choice in husband, I don't care if I'm a princess, I wish to marry you! To follow you on your boat! I'll always be your wife!"

Carlos rested his hand on the small of the princess' back, staring deep into her amber eyes, her brown skin radiating in the sun. He ran a hand down her black, straight back. Her beautiful face seemed to glow and lips curled into a smile.

"I wish to be with you too, my princess," Carlos told the princess, "Kiss me…."

The princess leaned up and Carlos leaned down to kiss her full lips. Carlos was about to kiss the lovely princess, but then a wet fish hit his face. What?! Carlos opened his eyes and found that the silly princess slapping him with a fish.

"My princess-what?" Carlos was confused as she slapped him again, "What are you doing…?"

"Uh-oh," suddenly, Hei-erm- the princess was starting to sound like Julie and was slapping him with a fish, "Steve stop! Stop licking Papi!"

Finally Carlos jolted awake to the sensation of a large, wet and warm item on his cheek. It stank! Carlos pushed and found himself with a handful of something large and furry. Carlos opened his eyes, hissing in disgust and then jumped back with pure shock.

"What the fuck-?!" Carlos found himself face to face with the head of a giant camel. He looked over to see Fleur and Julie, standing there in their overall shorts, "Julie! Fleur! Dios Mios! Where did this camel come from?!"

"Me!" Fleur said, looking at Carlos proudly, as the camel moved its head to the side to chew at Carlos' sheets, "I made her for Julie, her name is Steve and Steve only licks people she likes and popsicles!"

"Can we keep her, please, please, please?!" Julie begged, her eyes big, "I'll be ever so careful with her, I'll even house train her!"

"….I don't know if you can house train a camel," Carlos said as he sat up in the bed, looking at the trio, "Fleur, what do you mean you 'made her?'"

"I-" Fleur started but then Julie covered her mouth with a hissed, "Fleur, you can't tell Papi about your gifts, remember? You even said your Manam and Papa told you to never talk about being an Unmentionable!"

"I should have figured," Carlos said, getting up and walking over to put some pants on, "Unmentionable...let me guess, your mother is one too."

"Mhmm, so is Auntie Heidi!" Fleur clapped her hands, excited. Meanwhile Julie sighed and shook head, folding her arms, her eyes cut, "We're all Unmentionables!"

"Fleur...this is why you're told not to speak to strangers, you're a blabbermouth!" Julie hissed.

Carlos looked at the odd trio, before he dialed Heidi's number. She answered with a quick, breathless, "Yes, Carlos?!"

"Here, now...please." Was all Carlos said, giving the children a stare.

"Oh Carlos, I got here as soon-" Heidi's bright voice drifted into the opening door and Carlos' blank stare, "Oh, Carlos...what's-" Carlos pointed to the children and the camel, "What is-"

"She made it," Carlos pointed to Fleur, who was helping brush the camel with Julie, "Care to tell me something, Heidi?"

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"She'll be happy here," Carlos accepted the mug of coffee from Heidi and took a long pull from it, "Also, it's great enrichment for both camel and cows."

Carlos looked around at the meadow they sat in. He couldn't believe he was inside of a barn. He's wandered around Heidi's property, several times. When she told him she had Wagyu cows, he didn't believe her because he had never seen the cows that she had on her webpage. He's seen her Jersey cows but not the Wagyu cows.

Now he knew why. They were inside of this barn that was hiding a meadow. There were hundreds of cows, grazing happily and being tended to by their own personal hands. It felt like a nice, warm Spring day inside this barn. Carlos could come to enjoy this weather and place.

Damn Unmentionables, Carlos spied the children playing with the camel, who was happily romping around in the grass. with Sakura. He looked over to Heidi who was playing with a lock of hair, her eyes looking down at her own coffee.

"I'm sorry about the... situation," Heidi started, looking over to Carlos, with those prett-lovel-with her amber eyes, "Fleur...she doesn't have many, okay...any friends at all, and she adores Julie," This was the first time Carlos had seen Heidi nervous, "She's only seven and she has amazing potential with her gifts, but she doesn't-you're not freaking out."

"I know Diesel is an Unmentionable," Carlos waved his hand to Heidi, who slumped in her seat, with relief, "I had an inkling Diesel wouldn't marry just anyone, plus, Fleur lifted the SUV off the ground, a few inches, when she found a 'cool stick.' underneath it."

"Oh! Thank goodness, I thought I was going to have to wipe both you and Julie's mind clean, and that is too much paperwork, even if I'm retired," Heidi wiped at her brow and then looked over to Carlos, a smile on her face, "I'm sorry about that camel incident freaking you out, I thought, you know...since you're one of us and all, but I can understand if you want to forget about that side of you-"

"I'm not an Unmentionable," Carlos told Heidi, who shook her head, sipping her coffee, "And you're shaking your head why?"

"That's impossible, Carlos," She was snorting into her coffee now and it irked him now, "You're an Unmentionable, Carlos, otherwise, you wouldn't be here, in my barn now. It's charmed, you know, my whole damn property," she set her mug down, "If you're not, you know, one of us, you wouldn't be able to get in here or see my property. I can sense the Unmentionable on Julie, I can sense it on you."

Carlos looked to Heidi, who resumed sipping her coffee. She wasn't lying, He always had this strange sixth sense when it came to this and-

"I can always tell when people are telling the truth or not, it doesn't matter how good their poker face is or how well trained in lying they are," Carlos promptly ignored the feeling in his stomach, when Heidi's smile appeared and brightened, "That's…not normal, is it?"

"Not really," Heidi said, leaning back, "I tell you what, how about, on Saturday morning, come with Julie for our family breakfast and afterwards, we can unlock your inner Unmentionable, now relax and enjoy yourself, your coffee is getting cold, Carlos, plus you have a Friday night to get ready for, tonight!"

Carlos felt the hairs on his arms rise at the mention of the night. That was right, Diesel was going to drag him to single's night at the damn local bar! Carlos quickly sipped his coffee, listening to Heidi chatter about the cows and the girls, his eyes scanning for Diesel's form. It was almost the afternoon, how long had they been in the barn?!

"How about we have lunch, my treat, you can get a tour of my house!" Heidi said, making Carlos stand up quickly, "I have some beef ribs braising right now and-"

Carlos nearly jumped as a heavy hand landed on his shoulder and Diesel's face appeared, looking solemn, "Did you forget something, Carlos, friend, pal, my good guy, you look unkempt and wild, we gotta get your ready for the bar."

Heidi blinked, looking at the duo, with a smile on her face, "I'm happy to see you with a friend, Diesel, but isn't it a little early for you to drag Carlos away, we're about to have lunch."

Carlos watched Brittany appear out of nowhere, a sinister smile on her face. The short woman grabbed her sister in a bear hug and tossed her over her shoulder with disturbing ease. Brittany smacked her sister's overall bottom, several times and said, saluting to Diesel, "I got this one, Diesel, take your hot mess and get him in order."

"Wait a minute, Brittany," Heidi said as her sister leapt away, laughing madly as she did, "But the girls, the ribs! Where are you taking me?"

"Is Heidi that strong too?" Carlos asked as he was dragged away, with Julie and Fleur trailing behind, "It seems like you all are strong."

"Heidi can barely lift 10 pounds without falling forward," Diesel said as led Carlos out the barn, "But she compensates in other ways, it's not fair, actually, kind of cheating, if you ask me, now, less about Heidi and more about getting you in order for the night."

TBC….

Carlos is an Unmentionable, so is Julie, what are their gifts and more important, is Carlos ready for the dating scene?