Raz was currently on the phone talking with his girlfriend Lili when he suddenly started getting another call and when he shared the line he did not expect who was on the other line.

"So who took my hot pocket off of my table boy?" said Hollis Forsythe the second head leader of the psychonauts to their organization's strongest and youngest member.

"Hey I don't even know, I ain't even working today. It's my day off."

"Day off? Who's making the bacon then- Who said you could have the day off?! I didn't authorize that, hell I didn't even know you were off!"

"What do you mean you didn't know, you called my house phone."

"You know what, forget all that. I want to know who ate my hot pocket. Was it you, Ms. Zanotto?"

"How'd you even know I was on the line?" Lili said surprised. "But no, I didn't even go up there. But I heard Norma say something about going to the noodle bowl to get food earlier. Hang on let me call that snitch."

Norma was in the middle of eating the last of her meal when her cell phone rang.

"Hello?"

"Hey, Norma when you went to the noodle bowl did you eat Hollis' hot pocket on her table?"

"And don't lie to me, girl,"

"No, I didn't even go near her table all I did was get a hot dog and a medium fountain drink, and then I left after that"

"You're lying girl, I can smell the hot pocket through the phone!" Hollis said in her hangry rage.

"Man, I don't see what the problem is anyway just buy you another one, cheap ass."

"Watch your tone with me, girl, I know you ate my hot pocket you don't have to lie."

"Norma, did you see anything suspicious while you were there? Someone who could have taken the hot pocket for themselves?"

"Shoot I don't know Raz, I saw Oleander walk in there with a few other guys."

"Oleander huh, hang on I have gotta call that brain thief."

The false military general was currently in his off-site warehouse (the back of the lumber stack with a makeshift tent) working on his death machine, putting inedible pancakes as panels until his telephone rang abruptly. "Hello?"

"Hey Coach when you went to the noodle bowl today did you go near where Hollis was sitting?"

"You better not tell a lie."

"Ain't nobody go near Hollis's table, I don't like how you callin' and accusing me of this bullshit maggot."

"What, Who the hell do you think you're talking to boy you know who I am Morry?!"

"Yeah, I'm talking to a football-headed cheapskate who doesn't pay her workers and she's strict and ugly!"

"I know ain't talking about strict, acting like a military general to 10-year-olds!"

"Oh, damn," Norma said in surprise.

Alright, guys. That's enough back to the hot pocket."Razputan said, trying to calm everyone down. "So Oly, it wasn't you, so did you see anyone else we know? "

"Yeah, I saw Lizzie near there with some chick," Oleander responded. "Looked like she was on a date."

"Lizzie huh, hold on let me call the icicle."

"Hello."

"Hey, sis did you eat that hot pocket on the table where Hollis was when you went to the noodle bowl earlier today?"

"This is what y'all calling to wake me up out of my sleep for, a hot pocket?" Lizzle asked. "No, I didn't eat ' hot pocket man."

"You were still sleeping!?" Raz confusedly asked. "It's six o'clock in the evening."

"You better not be lying to me, Lizzie," Hollis said right before Oleander suddenly remembered something.

"Lizzie, now that I think about it, I did see you lurking by Hollis' table when you were going to get some ketchup."

"What you mean I was lurking Coach, my burger was dry so I went to get some ketchup," Lizzie said. "What the hell you talking about man."

"Somebody lying through their teeth. Somebody better confess or I'm banning all of you from the noddle bowl."

And from there chaos started to erupt from people starting to blame and insulting one after the other.

"Man, I blame Norma," Raz said pissing her off.

"WHAT!"

"Lizzie, if you took the hot pocket just admit it, weed girl," Oleander said acusingly.

"I didn't take the hot pocket, if you did it you admit it round boy."

"Lizzie and Oleander are always eating stuff though, it's gotta be one of them." Norma accused.

"Sis I don't even like the pizza-flavored hot pockets! Why would I go in there and eat that" Lizzie said which caused everyone else to stop their arguments and realize her exact words.

"Wait" Raz having finally broken the silence. "Who said anything about it being pizza-flavored?"

"See, it was her," Hollis exclaimed. "That girl is Guilty"

"Damn!" Lizzie said defeat. "Yeah it was me, you shouldn't be leaving a fresh hot pocket lying around anyway, I smelled that shit from the other side of the building. So I rolled a quarter on the floor 'cause I knew your cheap ass would come out and go get it, and then I went in and made my move.

"Well then, I'm gonna have my eyes on you from now on."

"Nobody cares about you or your baseball eyes in your football head," Lizzie said casually. "Man, I'm done with y'all I'm about to go back to sleep.

"Well shoot alright then." Lili said, "Hey Raz meet me at the Astro lanes."