Authors note: New story from Disney for my Helluva verse series of stories for all of you to read this time with Blitzo as the brave hero Robbin hood with Frizzaroli as little John as they stop the greedy and selfish Mammon from Taxing the hearts of Twilightville, a fusion of Hevan and hell as humans, angels and demons all co-exist together (For this tale)
Summary: when the brave King Lucifer departs for the outer lands on a great crusade his greedy younger brother Mammon takes the crown and taxed the poor people of Twilightville out of there money, but the brave Blitzo hood and his brave band robbed from the rich to feed the poor while dodging the "Honorable" sheriff Adam. But will the brave hero win the hand of Prince Stolas?
Chapter 1: Blitzo and Frizzaroli
It shows a book titled "Blitzo Hood" on a table as it opened up to tell a story
Long ago Prince Lucifer Morningstar departed for the other lands on a great crusade, during his absence Lord Mammon the prince of greed and his trecherous brother upsrped the crown.
Blitzo Buckzo was the peoples only hope he robbed from the rich to feed the poor
He was beloved by all the people of Earthdon as Blitzo and his merry men hid in the forbidden forest to elude Sherif Adam of Twilightville
On top of the book was a Cyclops like sinner dressed like a punk with a electric guitar as she began narrating "You know readers there are many legends and stories about the hero Robin Hood, and you readers told your version of the tale, well we of the cartoon multiverse and in Vizipops version of earth, Hevan and hell have our own little version, its the story of what really happened in Sherwood Forest or as I should say the Forbidden forest" she said as she started to whistle as she played her guitar until she slide down and took a seat on a giant letter O "Oh by the way names Cherry Bomb, bit of a pyromaniac but I can play a mean guitar and right now I am a minstrel the early folk singer and my top is to tell it like it is…was…or whatever" she said as she tuned her guitar as a string snapped as she chucked and fixed it a bit.
It then changes to a forest scene as we see a thin serpent like imp with a heart shaped mark and white birthmarks on his face and thin black spines on his back and a long tale dressed in a tunic of forest green and a green cap (AN: Think Links TP attire) his name is Blitzo Bukzohood the hero of the tale, the other was a slightly taller imp dressed like a jester of greens and browns to blend in and a white face with a cute red nose and black dimples and lime green eyes with oddly stretchy arms/legs, his name is Frizzaroli, Blitzos adopted brother and partner.
Blitzo and Frizzaroli walkin through the forest
Laughing back and forth at what the other one has to say
The two were running through the woods enjoying the freedom of being in the woods helping out as they stopped and noticed they had to cross a log bridge to get to the other side as Blitzo gave Frizzaroli a formal bow playfully to let the imp go first as the jester like imp did playfully poising as Blitzo followed behind
Reminiscing this an that an having such a good time
Oo-de-lally, hoo-de-lally golly
What a day!
Suddenly the two lost there balance as they fell into the stream, but they didnt seem to mind as they laughed and play splashed each other in the river enjoying each other and relaxing a bit. However they didnt notice a white robed rotund angel dressed in a black horned mask with a yellow ID mask and folded golden wings watching them. His name was Adam the sheriff of the town who was watching with a army of excrosits.
Never ever thinking theres was danger in the water
They are drinking they just guzzled it down
Never dreaming that a scheming sheriff and his posse o' Excrosists
Was a watching them and gathering around
Blitzo with a instinct patted Frizzaroli as they noticed Adam and his excrosists as they dove into the water dodging the arrows as they swam out and ran away around the forest trying to escape the evil angel sheirffs clutches
Blitzo and Frizzaroli run-in through the forest
Jumping fences dodging trees and tryin to get away
The two clever imps hurried into the trees throwing them off as the excrosists were confused and spread out into another part of the forest to find them
Contemplating nothin but escape
And finally making it
Oo-de-lally, hoo-de-lally golly
What a day
It shows the two imps up in the forest tree tops as they peeked down and shared a look and laugh happily at there success.
Oo-de-lally, hoo-de-lally golly what a day
Relaxing in the tree after that chase scene Frizzaroli spoke up "You know something Blitz? You sure takin lots of chances" said Frizzaroli "Chances *laughs* you gotta be joking it was just for a few laughs Frizz" said Blitzo shrugging it off "Oh yeah well check out your cap, that sure ant a candle on the cake" said Frizzaroli as Blitzo noticed a arrow on his cap as he took it off "woah now this one almost had my name on it didnt it? Those ladies are getting better but I am still better" he said as Frizzaroli rolled his eyes "Oh yeah the next time that fatso angel Adam will try to throw a rope around our necks" said Frizzaroli as he pretended to strangle himself "Be hard to laugh when hanging there Blitz" said Frizzaroli as Blitzo chuckled "Hah from how squirmy you are Adam and his ladies wont be able to hold you still to be hange…engrenade!" He shouted as he threw the arrow at Frizzaroli as he ducked but it got his cap revealing his chipped horns as it got stuck in a tree "Hay no that was my good stealth hat" he said grabbing it and pulling the arrow out "Oh chill out Frizz you worry to much" said Blitzo relaxing as Frizzaroli put his hat on humming. "Hay you know something I've been wondering about? Are we heros or villains, you know I mean out robbing the rich to feed the poor" asked Frizzaroli "ROB? *Outrage face* that is a dirty word Frizz, we dont rob, we just say borrow a few bucks for those who could afford it" said Blitzo "Borrow? Boy we are in debt" said Frizzaroli chuckling as a bugle sounds could be heard from a distance as Blitzo climbed up further up a tree on top with Frizzaroli following as the sound was even louder "Oooh that sounds like another collection day for the poor eh Frizz?" Blitzo asked with a grin "hehe yup sweet charity" said Frizz.
The one the bugle was playin for was for the royal entourage as Prince Mammon, a large fat jester like sin that can be akin to a spider with two legs as with him was his chief advisor Deerie a deer like cherub who "chose the winning side" and was his advisor. Between the two of them they had put a heavy burden of taxes on the poor people from the last number of places they had visited "Taxes, beautiful beautiful taxes these sinners and demons can give" he said laughing while running gold coins through his claws "Sire you have such a absolute skill for contributing form the poor" said Deerie "To coin a phrase my dear traterious cherub, rob the poor to feed the rich am I right?" He said with a dark chuckle as he picked up a crown which was his brother Lucifers crown "So what is the next stop Deerie?" He asked as the deer Cherub checked a map "Lets see now, ah the next stop is Earthdon" she said "Ahh the richest plum of it all with all the mixing of all facts of life" he said as he put the crown on his head, but it was smallish due to how big his head is "A perfect fit lord Mammon, you look very regal, dignified sincere, masterful, clean and noble and chilvary" said Deerie kissing up to him.
"Oye dont over do it shila *fixes it right* there that dose it *grins you can see his fangs* this crown gives me a feeling of power Power! Heheheh cant resit I feel tingly from the power" said Mammon "And how well dose Lord Lucifers crown fit on your noble head?" Asked Deerie "Dosent it *eyes widened as he realized somehing* LORD LUCIFER! DONT YOU DARE MENTION MY BROTHERS NAME!" He yelled as he dosent want to think about his older brother "Sorry sorry it was just a slip of the tongue lord Mammon *gently pats his shoulder* we are in this plot together if you dont mind me saying so and remember it was I who persuaded him …" she said "I know I know babe and sent him off on that crazy crusade" Mammon laughed with Deerie "Much to the sorrow of the lord" said Deerie as Mammon pouted like a spoiled child "Papa, God always liked Luci best" he said sucking his thumb as he rested a cheek on his other hand as Deerie made a face she hated it when Mammon acted like a spoiled brat at times "Oh come on now Lord Mammon please dont do that, you see you have a loud thumb *Pulls out a coin attached to a string and waved it in front of the lord and waved it in front of him* Hypnotism can rid you of your Psychosis ssssssoooooooeeeassillllyyyyy" she said as the hypnotism seems to be working…but Mammon got out of it "NO! NONE OF THAT! None of that now!" He yelled as Deerie pouted putting away her coin. "I was only trying to help" said Deerie.
"Heh I wonder silly cherub" he said as Deerie pouted "Silly Cherub" she whimpered at the insult worried of what Mammon will do "Look here babe one more sound out of you Deerie and you are crawling to Earthdom" said Mammon as Deerie went to a desk and sat down "Cherubs don't need to crawl, we walk or fly" she said to herself.
Back with Blitzo and Frizzaroli they were slipping into disguises to pretend to be gypsy fortune tellers, Blitzo having on a blonde wig and make up to hide his froehead mark and burn marks dressed almost like a witch (AN: think his ghost Fuckers outfit but the wig hid his horns better) as Frizzaroli had on a flowing dress and a blue wig and long gloves and fishnet stockings to hide his metal legs and arms as they stopped at the edge of the road "Well thats bad luck its only a circus a the peanut operation" said Frizzaroli "Peanuts? Why you cook thats the royal coat its Prince Mammon himself" said Blitzo "The prince? Wait a minute there's a law against robbing royalty and thats where I draw the line *Turns to walk off* sorry but I am out" he said but Blitzo grabbed him by the collar "Come on and miss a golden opportunity to perform before royalty?" Asked Blitzo as Frizz pouted "Ah here we go again" he said as they jumped out in the middle of the road to get the caravans attention "Oo da lolly, oo da lolly! Fortune tellers" said Blitzo in a female voice as with graceful practice as Frizzaroli spun a crystal ball "Fortunes forecast lucky charms!" Said Frizzaroli "Get the dope with your horoscope" cheered Blitzo as Mammon hearing this peeked out of the coach and saw them "Fortune tellers hummm oooh fine ladies stop the coach" he said as the coach stopped as Deerie peeked "But mi Lord they may be bandits" she said cautiously "Oh please women ant smart to be funny they ant smart to be bandits, lay shills you have permission to kiss the royal hand" he said showing the two imps in disguise various rings with jewels which impressed the duo.
"Mmm my how gracious and generous for a sin like you" said Blitzo kissing the fingers but stole one of the rings but was noticed by Deerie "Sire, sire did you see what they did?" She whispered into Mammons ear as her fur tickled it "Stop whispering too close in my ear" he said as unaware of Frizzaroli snatched all the jewels in his mouth as Deerie noticed as she tried again in Mamons other ear as he got annoyed "Acch Deerie *Grabs her by her neck* you had spoken your last word" he said stuffing her into a basket as he sat on it practically flattening her inside with his big bum "Suspicious Cherub" he said rolling his eyes as Blitzo closed the drapes as he stepped inside "Masterfully done your excellency" he said as the room was now dark "Now close your eyes and concentrate, close your eyes shut and tight *Mammon does so but peeks a bit until Blitzo playfully slaps him* no peeking sire ohh! Mists from the mists of time come forth spirits yoo-hoo" he said as outside Frizzaroli prepped a crystal ball filled with lighting bugs as he attached it to a stick "Ok little fireflies glow babies glow" he said slipping it in.
"We're waiting! Ahh-oooh look sire look" sad Blitzo as he pointed to a crystal ball floating in midair "Ahh that is super amazing floating spirits!" He sand trying to reach for it but his hand was slapped by Blitzo "Ah ah ah oh naughty you mustn't touch" he said "Oye you dare slap me" he said a bit agressive but Blitzo sushed him "Shhh you'll break the spell just gaze deep into the crystal ball, just gaze into it" he said as he sat the crystal ball down as Mammon idd "Oo da lolly oo da lolly…oooo a face appears…a crown sits on his noble brow" said Blitzo but it was just mammon looking at his reflection as he got smug "oooh hohoh a crown how exciting here" he said "His face is handsome, regal, majestic…cuddly" said Blitzo as Frizzaroli heard that and stuck his tounge out as inside Mammon preened at that as Blitzo carefully tried to grab a bag of coins but Deerie got her hand out of a small hole in the basket and slapped it away "Now what?" Asked Mammon as Blitzo gave a look but recovered "Why uh I see your uh illustrious name" said Blitzo "I know yah yank! Get on with it!" Mammon snapped "Your name will go down down down in history of course" said Blitzo getting the bag of taxes from Deerie and gave it to Frizzaroli who took it.
"Yes I knew it in yah face Lucifer! You hear that Deerie? Oh you cant she's in the basket dont forget it" he said whacking the basket so Deerie can hear as she was annoyed. Outside Frizzaroli after hiding the bags of taxes he saw the wheels hubcaps "ooooh what have we got here? Solid gold hubcaps" he said as he got mischievous and stole them as he then noticed a chest "oooh the backpack" he said as he used a drill under the chest as all the coins fell into his dress until he was noticed by a Male angel as one gave a wolf whistle at Frizzaroli thinking he was a real women as the jester imp got playful and winked as he swayed walked away around the coach only to collide into Blitzo who was wearing Mammons outfit as there gold spilled out and they gathered it all back up.
The drapes of the carriage opened up revealing Mammons was wearing nothing! Except for a pair of underwear and his boots with his belly nearly over it revealing pale white fuzzy fur as he noticed the two fake gypsies run right past him as Blitzo chuckled at him "ROBBED! I HAVE BEEN FOCKING ROBBED AND STRIPPED! DEERIE YOU'RE NEVER AROUND WHEN I NEED YOU!" He yelled as Deerie hearing this jumped out of the basket and stood before Mammon noticing he was sort of naked and his large bod exposed as she covered her eyes "OF CORSE YOU WERE ROBBED YOU NITWIT!" She yelled
"Ooo da Lolly!" Blitzo cheered as he and Frizzaroli ran for it laughing "Fortunes forecast lucky charms" said Frizzaroli cackling "After them you idiots!" Yelled Mammon as his entourage ran after them but without the hubcaps the wheels fell off in the back as Mammon and Deerie fell into the mud as the guards ran over them "no no no no" he yelled angery "I knew it I knew it I knew this was gonna happen I tried to warn you but you wouldn't listen to me *Sees Mammons pissed off face as he picked up a hand mirror* wait wait Lord that is seven years bad…*gets slammed with it* luck, that is what it is besides you broke your fathers mirror" she said as Mammon became a pouty pout "Oh Papa" he said sucking this thumbs but noticed it was dirty "I got a dirty thumb" he said pouty voiced.
Authors note: heee heee I give you Blitzo as the brave Robbin hood and the fitting Mammon as the prince John the phony king of England with how greedy he is.
Next chapter Sherif Adam shows his cruelty as he stole from the child of Blitzos adopted Hellhound Daughter Loona on his birth day but Blitzo is always there to help where it is needed