ReiRei was inside the family cave by herself deciding on who to target while singing a tune to herself and dancing while painting the walls with rodent blood with her paws.
She then stopped suddenly when Goi Goi sat down beside her and chuckled. " What? just because I hate the annoying little fucker, doesn't mean I hate his jams! " She said defensibly.
" But you sang the entire song! " Goi Goi laughed. " It was so funny! "
" Shut up Goi Goi..." Rei Rei snarled with a blush.
" It's a catchy tune, Sugar Paws. " Goi Goi teased while humming it for himself.
" I suppose it is..." Rei Rei chuckled, something that Goi Goi missed ever since she focused on nothing but her plan to get rid of the Lion Guard for the last few days. " Better yet, he goes first. got to take things slow and give him fair fight after all! " She grinned darkly as she admired her blood stained handiwork. " Tomorrow is going to be good and productive..."
The next day, Bunga was out gathering breakfast for himself in his uncles sanctuary while being stalked by Rei Rei, being careful not to alert him of her presence by keeping downwind and maintaining her distance by hiding behind trees and bushes.
" That's right, just keep going about your day, just ignore the sexy black backed jackal in the shadows.." She said making sure not to lose sight of him. " Keep collecting those bugs for your last meal, Fucker. " She then suddenly stepped on a twig which made a loud snap and drew the honey badger's attention. " That's it, come to mama, you little annoying bastard. "
" Hello? is someone there? " Bunga asked as he looked around and wondered where that sound came from, going towards the direction it made. " Fuli, you better come out now, the jig is up! I know you're hiding out there! " he warned with a playful chuckle as he turned to meet the hungry jaws and pinprick green eyes of his jackal stalker. " Hey Rei Rei...longtime no see, eh? " He greeted nervously as he gazed up at her.
Rei Rei gave him a slasher smile as she slowly advanced towards him. " Hello there, Bunga...nice to eat-I Mean, meet you today" She greeted in a thinly veiled threat, not taking her eyes off her prey lest he try something. " I was just in the neighborhood and saw you all by your lonesome, figured you needed the company in this massive and lonely rainforest. You know, being a good citizen of the Outlands and all, not causing any particular trouble. Perhaps I could help you gather those delicious insects you like so much" She said as she walked beside Bunga as he quickly caught on to what she was planning to do, quickening his pace with each step while the jackal did the same, turning this meeting into a full on chase as the honey badger tossed his breakfast at her and took off running to warn the rest of the Lion Guard of Rei Rei's intentions...to which she quickly put an end to by pouncing onto his back and brutally snapping his neck.
" You're not warning anyone, you little insufferable shit! " Rei Rei growled as she tore into Bunga's corpse, feasting on his tasty innards until he was nothing but bloody bones by the time she was done eating. " As they say, one down...5 to go." She chuckled darkly as she left Bunga as a psychological warning to the rest of the Lion Guard that she was through playing these childish games with them and that they were next, leaving a bloody trail in her wake as she skulked back into the bushes, satisfied with her kill and eager to run down her hitlist. " As I said, Go Goi. Today is a good and productive day. "
The Lion Guard were looking for their missing comrade inside the shadows of the jungles of Timon's Oasis.
" Hapana! " Ono exclaimed as he flew down and held both his feathers to his beak in shock at the sight of his friend's mutilated and eaten corpse. " *sniffling* I-I-I found Bunga..." he tearfully called out to Kion and the rest of the remaining Lion Guard.
" Oh no...poor Bunga.." Fuli stared in shock. " Who would do this to him? "
" Oh no..I'm so sorry Kion, " Jasiri told him." you have my condolences "
" I'm not sure myself, but whoever did this to you, Bunga...whoever it is going to be exiled from the Pride lands.." Kion said with anger in his voice as tears rolled down his cheeks. " And if they refuse to comply to leave will be dealt with severely. Thank you, Jasiri. "
" You're welcome, Mate. " Jasiri replied as she sat beside Fuli in silence.
" Kion, that's not going to bring him back.." Fuli pointed out. " You know that.."
" My little bro..." Besthe sobbed as he held Bunga's hand as his friends watched.
" I do, but they're not getting away with this, that's not fair to Bunga..." Kion replied with sadness. " Timon and Pumbaa would be so devastated when we break the news to them... I'm so sorry for not being there when you needed me most, buddy..." He said tearfully as he and his friends started to gather large leaves and tree bark to wrap Bunga's body in all the while his murderer watched from the bushes, licking the blood off her muzzle with glee as she mentally targeted each of them and deciding on which one to pick off next before finally settling on Ono.
" He'll be quick to warn the others of any impending danger...if only I had some kind of distraction for the wimpy wiener...Hmmmm. I can't get my family involved in this, it'll be too obvious. " Rei Rei pondered for a moment and rested her sights to Jasiri and recalled hearing of stories from her mother on the ending of Scar's Reign of Pride Rock and the Shenzi's clan and the rumors of them being still out there somewhere else in Africa. " Well, if Janja won't help me, I'll just track the old clan down myself! they shouldn't be that hard to track. " she got up from her spot and started to leave before giving one last look to Kion and his friends as they hauled Bunga's body to the Pride Lands. " Don't mourn the honey badger, Kion...you and your friends will be joining him soon. "
Back in the Outlands, Rei Rei was grooming herself when her husband sat beside her and watched with a look of concern on his features and shifting nervously with his fore paws. " You look like you're about to leave somewhere. " He said in observation.
" That I am, I'm going to take a little trip to find some old rumors Goi Goi. " Rei Rei explained. " I'm going to need you to watch the pups and keep an eye on things while I'm gone, try not to take your naps. think you can handle that? "
" I guess so, Sugar Paws..." Goi Goi said in slight irritation. " I was hoping on coming with you and let the others watch the kiddos. "
" That's real sweet of you, dear. but I can handle myself. " Rei Rei assured him as she licked her lower areas. " In case you're going to ask about my day, I killed Bunga today.." she admitted with a smile. " he screamed and screamed as I tore him apart, it was so great to end that little waste of space for good. Got sick of his stupid songs and his antics everyday, He was nothing but a hindrance and needed to be dealt with, I will not have any hindrances in my plans for the Lion Guard, I need to have Kion isolated and alone when I finally get to him...then we'll have all the food we could ever need and we're share it with the other Outlanders when things settle down...eventually anyway. "
" And what about, Simba? " Goi Goi asked. " Won't he come after us and the kids? "
" Which is why I'm taking this trip in the first place, Honey. " Rei Rei answered. " I'm going to need a distraction so I can sneak in and off the little bastard before he runs to daddy. "
" Sounds dangerous..." Goi Goi asked. " Are you sure you don't want me to come with? "
" I'm positive Goi Goi, now go watch over Dogo and Kijana. I shall return in a few days. " Rei Rei said as she nuzzled her mate and joined him to say her goodbyes and telling them to behave for their daddy and pack mates before leaving the Outlands as dawn broke out over the horizon as it started to downpour, she made her way through the ruins of the Elephant Graveyard, the bones of which long since collapsed over time due to becoming brittle, crawling her way underneath the giant rib cages that formed arched pathways like in Christopher Columbus Park in Boston Massachusetts as she followed the trail of scents that took her far reaches of the African Landscape until the trail finally ended to a series of caves and tunnels as an entire clan of hyenas came out to greet and surround their trespasser with snarls and growls when she bumped against their bone chimes.
" Hello boys and gals, how are you all doing? " Rei Rei greeted as she seated herself politely tail a wagging and with a big smile on her face. " I'm here to speak with your matriarch, Shenzi. "
" Yeah? what do you want to know, Trespasser? " The hyena in question called out as she and her henchmen, Banzai and Ed came walking out of a northern tunnel to see the black backed jackal waiting for them with a warm smile. " State your name and your business here in our territory and then get out of here! "
" Gladly, Shenzi Marie Predatora Veldetta Jacquelina Hyena. " Rei Rei replied. " My name is Rei Rei, I'm from the Outlands and I'm a huge fan of your work, what you did to Mufasa and Scar was simply amazing and divine! you really know how to overthrow those pesky rulers, am I right? " She chuckled to herself due to no one else finding her recalling their past to them very funny. " Okay, very awkward but no matter moving on, here's the rub, I'm going to need a distraction for these couple of kids I need to deal with, they're called The Lion Guard. a very aggravating bunch I very much attest to and I don't want to involve my family in case things go south you know? "
" And you don't care if it backfires on us, right? Pfft, we're done doing someone else's dirty work, Rei Rei. " Shenzi scoffed.
" You know how to get to Simba...he's all yours if you help. " Rei Rei sweetened the deal.
" We did him a favor and he let us go our own way, no need to rock the boat, Senorita. " Banzai chimed in.
" You're very pretty. " Ed said flirtatiously, much to the annoyed glares of his friends, Shenzi rolling her eyes and Banzai punching him in the shoulder and shaking his head.
" I'm married so fuck off. " Rei Rei dismissed. " Okay okay...hmmm...I'll share his son's corpse with you after I kill him. "
" No...Say, you know Timon right? about the size of this stalactite and has a fat pig named Pumbaa? " Shenzi asked her.
" That I do, why? " Rei Rei replied as she cocked her head. " Do you know him personally or something? "
" Sure I do, he proposed to me a long time ago and I want him here alive, you can do what you wish to the pig, I don't give a damn. " Shenzi offered. " You do that and we have a deal, Sista. "
" I think I can manage that, we have a deal then, let's shake on it. " Rei Rei agreed to the terms as she held out her paw to Shenzi, who firmly grasped hers in return, to which she restrained herself from fangirling right in front of her. " Consider this a powerful relationship between two serial killers. "
" Likewise. " Shenzi agreed. " Now that that's done, why don't you stay with us for the night? we have plenty of room. "
" I would appreciate it, actually. Thank you. " Rei Rei said. " I already ate, so no need to hunt dinner for me. " She said as she coughed up Bunga's pelvis bone.
" You're going to eat that? " Ed asked with joyful look on his face.
" No, go ahead. " Rei Rei replied with an eye roll as she went to find a place to sleep. The next morning, she yawned and stretched herself to wake up as she walked out of her guest room to greet the hyena's as they returned from their morning hunt covered in the blood of a family of lions that they dragged with them. " Oh, nice grub! " She said as she was about to dig in until a hyena stopped her.
" Outsider, you eat last, clan rule! " He told her.
" Well, good thing I hunt alone " Rei Rei simply shrugged and sauntered off to hunt. " Since I need these guy's help to off Kion, I will do my upmost to not piss them off. " She thought to herself tactically. she wondered the sickly green landscape in search of her own food, until she stopped to listen to the pitter patter and squeaking of rodents underneath the grey soil, much to her delight as she quickly tore into the ground and found a family of mice eating nuts and berries and all took a collective look at the black backed jackal above them and quickly scattered in fear as she snapped at them with her hungry jaws before managing capturing two in her mouth and chowed down on them while they pleaded to her for mercy, for she had none to give when she tore them to shreds in her sharp teeth before chasing after the others in an effort for a genocide run.
" Ah, I love hearing their dying screams...makes me quiver." the jackal laughed sadistically as her mouth was coated in blood after killing the entire family of mice. " Hearing Kion's will make me cu-"
" Hey, Outsider. We've been looking for you, Queen Shenzi requests your audience. " a hyena with a pink mohawk and jagged stripes on her coat said as she and her companions addressed Rei Rei directly. " Don't tarry, she don't like to be kept waiting. " She added in a English accent, something unsuited for Africa, but Rei Rei has learned to ignore it due to being used to hearing Jasiri's Australian accent enough times.
" Alright, I'm going I'm going.." Rei Rei scoffed as she followed her escort. " Cunt..." she muttered under her breath. heading into the elephant skull and sitting in front of Shenzi to hear what she had to say. " So, Your Majesty, what's this about? "
" Your plan of course. " Shenzi responded. " When do we strike? "
"Hmm, I was thinking maybe after the funeral for Bunga. " Reirei said as she flipped through the chapters of this story. " Kill them all in on fell swoop, just leave Kion to me. "