A parody of the episode: Whatever Happened to Spongebob? This is a requested chapter.
The story begins outside of the Loud house as it is almost morning. Her alarm goes off and she wakes up, shuts it off, and merrily gets out of bed. She sees Lori sleeping, as she is home from college for the weekend again.
Leni: [stretches] Another good morning. [looks out window] Good morning, Mr. Mailman!
Mailman: Morning, Leni. Ah, it is a good morning, isn't it? [crashes into a truck on his bicycle and flies across the sky, screaming]
Leni: [to herself] Life is just great. Oh, what a beautiful day. I have the best friends and neighbors…
Cut to Mr. Grouse's bedroom.
Mr. Grouse: [wakes up, moving frantically] Ah, stay away! [relieved] Oh, another Loud family nightmare.
Cut back to Leni.
Leni: The best job…
At Reininger's, Ms. Carmichael is looking over her clipboard.
Ms. Carmichael: I know today is Leni's day off, but she forgot to separate a sock from a sandal. I'm docking her a week's pay for this.
Cut back to Leni.
Leni: And, of course, the bestest family. [goes out dressed after changing in her casual attire and sees Charles] Good morning, Charles. [she accidentally steps on his tail, causing him to howl in pain. He then barks and growls at her]
Leni: [runs downstairs] I'm sorry! I'm sorry! [rubs into Luan, who was holding a cake]
Luan: [with her back still turned] Hi, Leni.
Leni: Hey, Luan! How goes it?
Luan: Well, it was going great until you showed up. [turns around and shows a cake splattered on her face]
Leni: What's that?
Luan: [takes the cake off her face and holds it in her hands] Oh, just a birthday cake for Benny [in an angry tone and throws the ruined cake on the ground] that I spent all day baking! [angrily walks into the kitchen as Leni looks on with guilt] If you don't mind I have to make a second birthday cake, which I'll give him a day late! [pause] Dummy.
Luan: Ooh, guess I got her in a bad mood. Wait, I know who will enjoy my company. [Leni goes back to her and Lori's room and enters]
Leni: [sings] Lori!
Lori: [angrily gets in Leni's face, annoyed] Seriously? Today's the day I can sleep in, and you literally interrupt my beauty sleep? Don't you ever wake me up until I choose to wake up! Do you understand? Dummy. [She slams the door, causing Leni to frown]
Cut to Lisa and Lily's room where the genius is tinkering with a wristwatch.
Lisa: At last, it's finished! My latest and greatest invention yet! [Lisa tests out the wristwatch, aiming it at a pile of trash, zapping it with a beam coming out of said watch. Lily, witnessing the experiment, claps in amazement] With this, I can discard any unnecessary items that are cluttering up this house.
Leni suddenly barges in.
Leni: Hey, Lisa! Ooh! Totes a nice watch. Let me try it on!
Lisa keeps it from her reach, but Leni fidgets with it in getting it off her wrist, accidentally activating the watch, zapping a plush toy out of Lily's arms, followed by her crying in the process.
Leni: Sorry, I, like, just noticed that watch and thought I'd try it out.
Lisa: And you have. You've sent one of our youngest sister's toys to the landfill. Thanks to you, I'll have to retrieve it, which will affect my busy schedule! [Lisa shoves her out of the room] Leave the premises, dummy!
After she slams the door, Leni is near to tears.
Leni: Well, there's more than one Loud in this house I can spend quality time with.
Leni was now in Lola and Lana's bedroom sitting at Lola's tea party table.
Leni: Thanks for inviting me to your tea party Lola.
Lola: Think nothing of it, Leni. I needed some company since Lana's busy playing in the mud.
Leni: More tea?
Lola: Of course.
Leni: I'll be right back. [Leni left the room with the teapot. A confused Lola followed her, to find her in the kitchen, boiling water in the plastic tea pot]
Lola: What are you doing?!
Leni: Duh, making tea. [she lifts the teapot off the kettle, the bottom is now deformed, then she drops the boiled water down on the floor. Lola looks at the ruined teapot in distraught] Like, what is up with these cheaply-made appliances?
The ditzy teen was kicked out of the kitchen. She collided into Lincoln, making him rip a comic book he had in his hands, and Luna, making fall and break her guitar, and accidentally stepping on Lynn's football, then inadvertently kicking Lucy's Edward bust out of her hands. After falling on her back, her siblings looked at her with annoyance and retreated to their bedrooms. Lola approached her.
Lola: If I were you, I'd stay away from everyone in this house... dummy!
As Lola stormed up into her room, Leni teared up and walked upstairs as well. Suddenly, a mud-coated Lana entered the house.
Lana: What'd I miss?
Leni was in her bedroom packing, as Lori was still asleep with earmuffs on.
Leni: I've made everyone mad at me. If they don't want me around, I guess I shouldn't be here. [before exiting the room] I'll miss you, Lori. [She kisses the sleeping Lori]
Lori: [talking in her sleep, smiling] Oh, Boo-Boo Bear, you.
Leni walked out of the room with her suitcase, closing the door quietly. She then passed her siblings' bedroom doors as she headed down the stairs.
Leni: Goodbye, Luan and Luna. Goodbye, Lynn and Lucy. Goodbye, Lola and Lana. Goodbye, Lisa and Lily. Goodbye, Lincoln. [exiting the house] Goodbye, Loud house.
Leni has taken a bus and is now outside the city limits.
Leni: Goodbye, Royal Woods. Goodbye, life as I know it. [she goes to a road next to the sign] "Welcome to Royal Woods. Population: 20,001." [crosses out the "1" with a chalk and puts a "0" next to it] Minus 1. [she leaves Royal Woods down the road muttering the same words her siblings said to her] Dummy, Dummy, Dummy, Dummy, Dummy, Dummy, Dummy, Dummy...
Later that day, the blonde teen is scared by a bunch of very weird people. She runs for her life, but falls down a hill and tumbles, hitting a log, a few rocks until she reaches the bottom of the hill. Now she's got a long bump on her head.
Leni: Oooh, boy, that's quite a lump!
Leni's suitcase, containing the things that she packed, hits her on the head, causing her to faint.
Back at the Loud house, Lori is looking for Leni. She enters Luna and Luan's room.
Lori: Guys, have you seen Leni?
Luna: Not since this morning, dude. Maybe she went to buy a burger or something.
Lori: Well, I tried calling her but she didn't answer my calls.
Luan: Leni not answering a call from you? Oh, that takes the cake. And speaking of cake, I should go check on Benny's. [leaves the room]
Lola and Lana approach Lori.
Lola: Hey, where's Leni? I need some of her fashion tips.
Lana: And I need her to fix this hole in my overalls. [shows the hole over the right leg]
Lori: I don't know where she is either.
The other siblings come out and hear the commotion.
Lincoln: What's going on?
Lori: We can't find Leni. She hasn't even answered my calls.
Lincoln: That's not like Leni. Something's wrong here. Did she leave a note or something?
Lori: I'll go check. [goes back to her room and then notices a note on Leni's bed] A note. [she reads it and gasps in shock, then goes back into the hallway] Guys, listen to this! [she reads the note to the siblings] To whom it may concern: if you found this letter, It means I left home and I'm going to find somewhere else to stay. No one needs to worry, I won't bother anyone again. Sincerly, Leni Lo-oud. A.K.A. Dummy!
The siblings are shocked and look at each other sadly. Cut to Leni, who wakes up when she hears villagers.
Mary: I could use this.
Steven: Yeah, I like these here.
Mary: This is top quality.
Leni: Hello there. [the villagers gasp] What's going on?
Mary: Oh, we thought you were taking a dirt nap, but we organized your clothes for you... Leni.
Leni: [having forgotten who she is, she looks behind herself, then turns around to the villagers] Are you talking to me?
Mary: Isn't this your name? [shows her nametag]
Leni: I don't know, is it?
Mary: You don't know your name?
Leni: All I know is that I hit my head on some rocks! Now I can't seem to remember anything. [the villagers wink at each other]
Mary: Err, well, then I'll remind you that these are not your clothes, and your name isn't Leni, it's, umm... it's... Len-guine. Lenguine Loudccini. Ha ha! That's it!
Leni: [now Lenguine Loudccini] Lenguine, huh? Odd name. [checks her pockets] Wait a minute, what's this? [shows her phone and presses a camera feature that causes a flash]
The villagers get startled by the flash, then scream and run away.
Lenguine: I wonder what got into them? [sees the town called "New Oak City."]
Cut back to Royal Woods, where the other Loud siblings have met up with their parents at Lynn's Table.
Lynn Sr: So what did you kids want to talk to us about?
Lori: [nervously] Well, you see, we may have driven Leni out of town and she says she's not coming back.
Both parents were shocked.
Rita: [shocked] What?! Why would you do that?
Luan: Well, we all got mad at her for messing things up for us.
Lola: And we may have called her a…dummy.
Lori: She left a note too. [hands Rita the note and the parents read it]
Lynn Sr: [muttering as he reads]…aka…aka…? Dummy?! [horrified and angry] I can't believe you all drove your sister away like that!
Rita: Guys, you know Leni is sensitive.
Lincoln: I know. We were just mad, we didn't mean for her to run away.
Luan: What am I going to do without my second oldest sister? I should've never been mean to you! [starts to cry]
Lola: I should have never you told you to stay away! [starts to cry too]
Lori: [voice breaking] If I'd known that was the last time I'd see Leni, I would have gotten on my knees and begged her to stay! [starts crying too]
The other Louds start to cry as well.
Lynn Sr: All right, group meeting! [pushes the customers out of his restaurant] Everybody out! Lynn's Table is closed until further notice! [closes the doors] Now, [he and the others gather around] how do you propose we find our lovable Leni?
Cut to the Louds heading to Reininger's. They enter the store and inform her boss and fellow co-workers about Leni's absence and how she left Royal Woods.
Miguel and Fiona: [in shock and disbelief] You what?!
Miguel: How dare you do that to Leni?
Lincoln: We know, we messed up. You can be mad at us all you want, but we're going to find her.
Ms. Carmichael: Well, after what I've just heard, Leni deserves more pay this week. You better hope to find my money making employee and bring her back or you'll never shop here again.
Lola gulped.
Lori: I assure you. We'll do all we can to find her.
Luna: [encouragingly] Yeah, she's a Loud and we Louds are family.
Lynn: You've got that right, Lunes! Now let's go find our Leni!
Rest of Loud family: Yeah!
Cut to Lenguine in the streets of New Oak City, where it is shown to be a run-down town.
Lenguine: Whoo, I live in a dump! [bumps into a well dressed man in a suit]
Man: Hey, watch where you're stepping!
Lenguine: Sorry, sir, I was just-
Man: I know what you was doing, you was doing the old "bump into the sucker and reach into his pockets and take his change" routine! Well, it ain't gonna work this time! You want money? Get a job, you deadbeat.
Lenguine: I'm a jobless deadbeat? What a sad existence I don't remember I lead.
Lenguine continues walking off through town. Then her tummy is growling.
Lenguine: Ooh, seems like I'm running on empty. [checks her pockets and sighs] Not a penny to my name. Well, I guess if I want to fill the hole in my gut, I'll need to fill a job somewhere. [checks a art museum sign that says "Help Wanted"] Help wanted?
Cut to the blonde teen in the museum where she is trying to apply for a job there.
Art Lady: Well, Ms... Loudcini... you seem to have left this entire application blank.
Lenguine: [laughs] I can't remember a thing.
Art Lady: Well, do you have any art skills?
Lenguine: I don't think so. [looks at the art pictures on the walls] But I do admire this art. [takes pictures of the art with her phone]
Art Lady:[cries out in fear] Oh, what do you think you're doing?! [Lenguine flies out of the art museum, falling face first onto the ground] Sorry, ma'am, but we run a respectable business here. [shuts door]
Lenguine: Okay, I guess they don't want you taking pictures, unless it directly relates to the job at hand.
Cut to Lenguine, now hired as a model, walking on a red carpet.
Lenguine: Thanks for the job, boss! You won't be disappointed.
Modeling boss: That's real sweet, Loudccini, but I'd like to see more strut in your steps.
Lenguine: [walks in a more arrogant and confident manner] Like this?
The boss gives her a thumbs up.
Lenguine: [pulls out her phone] How about this? [she takes selfies while walking]
Modeling boss: [sees the phone flashing] Good lord, what are you doing? [ducks down]
Leni: [puzzled] Oh, did you want to take my pictures?
Modeling boss: No! And you're not doing that in my building! You're fired! [he presses a button and the carpet rolls up and takes Lenguine off the stage]
Later, the fashionista is walking through the streets.
Lenguine: I do not understand this. What is wrong with this city? Maybe it's not the city. Maybe it's me. [looks in a mirror in shock as appears to be untidy, her hair is a mess and there are stains on her dress] I don't even recognize myself anymore.
Cut to the Loud family, driving off in Vanzilla to find Leni.
Lisa: Listen up, family units! I've created a device that can locate Leni.
Lori: [with tears in his eyes] You did?
Lisa: Yup, here it is. [shows a device] It'll track any Loud member within a 50-mile radius.
Lincoln: [comes over to Lisa's machine] So, you're saying this thing can actually find Leni?
Lisa: That's correct, elder brother, but it's gonna take all of us to find our beloved sister.
Lynn Sr: [sternly] You guys better hope we find her or you'll be grounded longer than you've ever been.
Lana: For the record, I didn't get mad at Leni, therefore, I shouldn't be grounded.
Lola: [envious] Lucky.
Lori: Well, I've got a special gift for Leni to show her how sorry I am. [holds a jeweled encrusted necklace]
Lola: Is that a handcrafted, jewel-encrusted, ornamental egg necklace? That'll complete my collection! [tries to grab it, but Lori keeps it out of her reach]
Lori: This gift is for Leni! [Lola pouts] And I'm gonna make sure she gets it!
Cut to Lenguine, who is cold in the streets of New Oak City. She goes to get warm near a barrel fire.
Teenage boy: Real drag, isn't it? Having to stand around the fire for warmth every night?
Lenguine: Yeah.
Other teenage boy: Heh, not for us... we're just waiting in line for a new video game. [he is in line with his friend in front of a store called "Games We Play"]
Lenguine: I guess I am just a jobless deadbeat. [sighs] You guys mind if I take selfies?
Teenage boy: [frightened] You can't do that here!
Leni: But... selfies will steady the ol' nerves. Watch. [takes a selfie] See? Feeling better already.
Everyone who sees Lenguine taking selfies m screams and runs away. The Loud teen continues to take more selfies, when she is approached by a tough girl gang wearing leather jackets who are snapping their fingers. When she walks away slowly, one of them grabs her.
Non-Flashers Leader: Do you have any... [the others continue snapping] I think we've made our point with the snapping! [They stop snapping] As I was saying... do you have any idea who we are?
Lenguine: Um, wait... err, um... don't tell me, um…
Non-Flashers Leader: Don't answer. [laughs] I'll show ya. [turns around to show the back of her jacket, which says "The Non-Flashers"] We call us the Non-Flashers. And article one of our charter prohibits camera flashing on our turf.
Lenguine: What do you have against camera flashes?
Non-Flashers Leader: We have sensitive eyes when it comes to flashes.
Lenguine: Oh, come on. It can't be that bad. [she then flashes her phone camera in the leader's face, causing her to become blind for a moment and stumble into a garbage can]
Non-Flashers Leader: [he gets angry and wipes the garbage off] You see why we don't allow flashing in our city?! Fortunately, we have ways of dealing with careless phone flashers like you. Let's rough her up, girls!
The gang is ready to beat Lenguine, but she stomps her foot on the one holding her, causing her to let go and Lenguine runs away.
Non-Flashers Leader: She's getting away! After her!
The fashionista tries to hide from the Non-Flashers, but they surround her. She then flashes her camera at one of the girls, causing blindness for her for a brief moment and Lenguine runs past her. Lenguine then runs into a building and barricades it with chairs and furniture. The gang try to break it, Lenguine panics and runs into another room, and then back out the back door, where she spots some camera system outside. There's a bunch of cameras, including a big one.
Lenguine: Cameras?
She gets to the system that controls the cameras and gets an idea. Meanwhile, the girls have broken into the building using the biggest member as a battering ram. They look for Lenguine as they have weapons out, like a baseball bat, slingshot, mallet, etc.
Non-Flashers Leader: You can run but you can't hide, kid!
The gang make it to the back and are in shock when they see the cameras outside. Len then activates them by pressing the system's flash button, causing all the cameras to flash and the Non-Flashers get blinded by the lights. However, Leni has her sunglasses over her eyes to avoid them. The Non-Flashers stumble around, then collide into each other, feeling defeat.
Non-Flashers Leader: Let's get out of here! [she and her gang run off, and they are so traumatized they leave the town]
Lenguine feels proud, but then she hears someone.
Man: You... you did it! [grunts as he comes out of the mailbox he was hiding in, and runs over to Lenguine] Do you realize what you've done?
Lenguine: No.
Man: You have freed the city. Citzens of New Oak, come out of the shadows, 'cause Lenguine kicked the Non-Flashers gang right out of town! [All of the citizens of New Oak City come out with phones and take pictures]
All: Thank you, Lenguine!
Man #2: What an amazing gift Lenguine has given us.
Lenguine: [flattered] Oh, well thank you. [a car appears. Its horn honks as a window rolls down, and the mayor of New Oak City appears]
Mayor: Well, Lenguine, this is a historic day for New Oak City. You have rid this city of the Non-Flasher Girls, and restored camera flashing to the streets. [laughs] Something I wasn't able to do for 20 years as mayor. For this, I appoint you... [puts his hat on Lenguine's head] mayor of New Oak City!
All: [lifting up Lenguine] All hail mayor Lenguine!
Lenguine smiles. Cut to the Loud family, who are still searching for the blonde fashionista. They appear to be in some desert area. Lynn Sr. notices that Vanzilla is running low on gas.
Lynn Sr: Guys, we're running low on gas.
Rita: [notices a gas station] It's ok, dear. There's a gas station over there. [She points to it]
Lynn Sr: Oh, what a relief. [he stops at the gas station and goes to fill the van up]
Lynn: [sees the gas station store] While we're here, might as well get something to eat at the store.
Lana: I'll come with you.
Rita: Make it quick. Remember, we're on a mission here.
The two Loud tomboys rush inside the shop and soon come out with their snacks. But then, Lana notices a newspaper carrier. She becomes curious and checks it. She gasps when she sees her sister in the newspaper. Then she runs back to the van with a newspaper.
Lana: Guys, look at this! [holds up paper for the other to see] Leni is the mayor of New Oak City!
The others are surprised as well.
Lucy: Gasp.
Luna: Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go, go, go!
Lynn Sr. starts to drive the van off to their next destination.
Cut to Mayor Lenguine giving a speech to the citizens with the surprised Loud family members in the audience.
Mayor Lenguine: Citizens of New Oak City. I don't know much about politics or balanced budgets or how to be a "leader." I'm not exactly sure what a "mayor…" is. But I do know this, while I am wearing the mayor's hat, it will always be safe to take selfies on the streets of New Oak or my name isn't Lenguine Loudccini. [the crowd cheers]
Lori: Lenguine Loudccini?
Man #3: New Oak City has new Loudccini mania. [some people put on sunglasses like the mayor's, everyone cheers until Lori interrupts]
Lori: Hang on a minute. I don't mean to put a damper on the mood here, but we need you back in Royal Woods, Leni.
Mayor Lenguine: What's that?
The Loud family walks onstage.
Lincoln: Look, we're sorry we yelled at you, Leni.
Luan: Yeah, real sorry.
The others who yelled at Leni apologized and begged for her to come back.
Lynn Sr: Leni, please come back!
Rita: I don't want to lose my baby!
Mayor Lenguine: Um, I think you folks have me confused with someone else. But what a surprise to see a large family.
Lori: [gasps] It's us, your family! I'm your older sister, Lori! Don't pretend you don't remember us, Leni.
Mayor Lenguine: Sorry, Lori. But I'd probably remember living with so many siblings.
Lori: Here, I'll prove I'm your sister. [Lori shows Leni off the mayor's arm to reveal half of a tattoo that reads, "Best Sisters, Spring Break"]
Mayor Lenguine: I have no idea how that got there. All I remember is hitting my head, taking selfies and now, poof, I'm mayor.
Lisa: You must've lost your memory when you hit your head. You'll just have to come back with us to Royal Woods. The familiar surroundings will bring your memory right back.
Lenguine: Uh, sorry, little girl, I can't leave. These people need my leadership. In fact, I'm late for a meeting.
Lori: [Mayor Lenguine Loudccini enters a limo] Leni, wait! [as the limo is about to leave, Lynn suddenly comes out of it, carrying Leni in her hands]
Leni: Hey! Let go of me!
Lynn: Don't just stand there, come on.
Lynn Sr: LJ?
Lynn: Hurry up!
The other Louds get the message and run to Vanzilla, taking Leni with them, and then leaving New Oak City. Soon, they return back to Royal Woods and head over to Reininger's.
Lori: Here it is! You must recognize this place.
Lenguine: Nope.
Ms. Carmichael: Don't recognize Reininger's? Stop your kidding, kid. [takes out Leni's favorite mannequin, Tanya] Here. You can start by dressing your favorite mannequin.
Lenguine: [holds the mannequin] I worked in a department store before?
Fiona: Yeah, with your fav co-workers. [gestures to her and Miguel]
Ms. Carmichael: You were the best in the business. Now get to work.
Mayor Lenguine: Look, guys, as much as I'd love to spend the day in a clothing store, [leaves] I think I'll just go back to my modest job [leaves the mannequin] as mayor of a major city.
The Loud family gasp in despair. Lori then remembers the gift she got for her sister.
Lori: [holds out the ornamental necklace] Leni, wait! I've got something for you!
Lori runs over to give it to her, but Lola gets in her way and grabs the necklace.
Lola: I want it!
Lori: Lola, what are you doing? Let go!
The sisters play tug of war over the necklace, but Lori gets it out of her grip and causes the jeweled encrusted necklace to fly in the air.
Lola: No...! [when Leni the mayor leaves Reininger's, the egg necklace crashes onto her head. Lola is upset that the necklace is destroyed and a bump rises on Leni's head]
Lincoln: You okay, Leni?
Leni: Yeah, just a bit of a headache, Lincoln- [She looks around the store and realized that her memory is coming back] Hey, I remember this place!
Lori: Leni's back!
The other Louds and friends cheer.
Luan: We're really sorry we ran you out of town, Leni. But we're glad you're back.
Leni: I'd really love to stay, but the people of New Oak City need their mayor. [puts on the mayor hat again] Goodbye, everyone.
The Louds and friends are shocked. But before Leni can leave Reininger's, she hears a voice on the store's big screen TV. It is a news reporter.
News reporter: Stop what you're doing and don't go out that door. [Leni stops and looks at the TV, along with the others] This is a KNKC special report. Panic in the streets of New Oak City as dangerous camera flashes bring visibility down to 0. The angry citizens here blame the apocalyptic scene on Mayor Lenguine Loudccini and her newly-enacted flashing policy. [gets punched aside by angry woman]
Angry woman: If I ever see Mayor Loudccini again, it's not gonna be pretty! [yells into the camera] Do you hear, Loudccini?! I'm gonna—! [screen changes to "We Are Experiencing Technical Difficulties. Share the frustration."]
Ms. Carmichael: [doesn't see Leni] Where's Leni?
Leni is at the clothing section with her nametag on.
Leni: Over here! [holds Tanya] Who wants to be a dumb old mayor when you're like, the best fashion designer in town? I couldn't leave Tanya behind. And how could I ever leave behind my bestest friends and family?
Miguel: Now you're talking, girl.
Fiona: It's good to have you back, Leni.
Lori: We are Loud sisters forever!
The rest of the Louds are happy that Leni is staying in Royal Woods, and Lola, who was disappointed about losing that necklace, even got over it and smiled at Leni.
Lola: Yeah, yeah. It's good you're back, Leni.
Leni: [sighs] Looks like I'm back in Royal Woods forever!