TDWT Aftermath I
POV. Third person
The episode begins with scenes of Noah covering his ears as he gets off the bus and Harold talking behind him. Also the moment when Harold accepts his expulsion and Alejandro pushes him off the plane. DJ is then seen about to pet the mummified cub, but Cody stops him, then the baby seal is seen tripping him and falling off the plane. At the end we see the studio, with Geoff and Blaineley sitting on the main sofa.
*Sound of applause*
"Who's ready for some totally dramatic aftermath? I'm Geoff," said the party animal.
"And I'm Blaineley Stacey Andrews O'Halloran. I'm sure you recognize me from such entertaining programs as Celebrity Manhunt," the new co-host introduced herself.
"But... today, we're here to talk about Total Drama World Tour!" said Geoff.
*Sound of applause*
"We've got the juiciest dirt and the dirtiest juice. Everything you've ever wanted to hear dished about season three," said the blonde.
"Plus, we're going to introduce my friends," Geoff said.
"You mean the other sad bystanders who can't even play this season?" said Blaineley.
"Easy. Please welcome the Total Drama Peanut Gallery, Eva, Sadie and Katie, Trent, Justin, and Beth," the party animal introduced them.
"So... how does everybody feel about the fact that it's Geoff's fault you're all out of the game?" the blonde asked them trying to cause trouble.
"Hey! I tried to organize us into a rescue party for the Bus of Doom," Geoff explained.
"And now your rescue party has to sit and watch everyone else play for a million, and that includes you," Blaineley said with a sadistic grin that made the party animal swallow.
Geoff tried to disguise, "I threw a great consolation party. With a piñata."
"Yeah, that was my guitar," Trent said, "I kept telling you."
"Being on that show is way too tough on the bod," Justin said with a shudder.
"And I don't need a million dollars, got it?!" threatened Eva.
"But what about the free trip around the world?" asked Blaineley.
"With Chris and Chef torturing us? No thank you," Beth said.
"But what about watching all your old friends hang out without you?" the blonde continued.
"We have each other," Sadie said hugging Katie, the brunette pulled Trent into the embrace against his will.
She looked at her co-host, "I guess they're being honest, but what about you Geoff?" the party animal got nervous, "Don't you have regrets about not being there?"
"Pff. You kidding? I'd way rather host this Aftermath than suffer through more drama," he said.
"Oh~... Is that really?" said Blaineley, coming dangerously close to him like some kind of snake about to bite, "Don't you miss... I don't know, your girlfriend Bridgette?" she asked.
"Oh! Check this out! We have some questions from the fans, let's do that instead of what we're doing now," Geoff said changing the subject.
Blaineley narrowed her eyes, then rolled them resignedly, "sure, let's see what the fans have to say about the third season," she looked for the comments section on the fan page, "oh... What a surprise, there's a comment for moi," she said pointing to herself proudly, "this is Dwayne's, he says: Dear Miss Blaineley, oh what a gentleman, I'm offering you $50 and a bottle of champagne if you pull down your dress and show those gorgeous breasts on TV!? WHAT THE FUCK!?" the blonde shouted indignantly.
*Sound of lewd whistling*
"Hahahahaha!" Geoff fell to the couch laughing while Justin and Trent cheered from the gallery.
"Shut up, everyone! Do you think I'm a f*ing whore?!" shouted Blaineley hysterically.
"Well...", Eva said with a cruel smile.
"Oh, don't even dare, bearded woman," the blonde threatened, "and Dwayne, whoever you are and wherever you are, YOU ARE A PIG!"
Geoff got up with his laughter waning and looked at another attached comment, "oh look at this, Dwayne left a postscript, Ps: I'm sorry, my son Junior used my account to send this message, I had nothing to do with it, I'm going to talk to him about this, so you can keep those cute breasts in your dress... Oh shit, that didn't sound right, shit, maybe I should stop writing what I'm saying... I better press delete. Oops... wrong key bro," said the party animal shaking his head.
Blaineley pushed Geoff to the ground, "I wasn't going to do it any way! I don't need you to tell me!" she yelled at the screen as if fans could hear her on the other side.
*Owwwwwww*
"Argh, why did I agree to be a part of this program?" she complained.
Geoff got up from the floor, "you were the one who begged to be here to teach us authentic professionalism, and I have to admit Blaineley, I'm certainly learning a lot right now hahaha," the party animal sneered looking at Blaineley's cleavage as big as Lindsay's.
She looked at him in a murderous way, then smiled evilly, "I'm glad to be of use Geoff, now let's see how good you are at putting into practice what you know," she said sadistically, Geoff didn't like where this was going, "this is a comment from an old friend of Tyler's ~Sp0rtHater~, and he says, 'Who knew, I am known and remembered by fans! Blah, blah, blah, Sierra, Tyler, boring, boring, Geoff!, Who do you think kisses better, you or the post? Argue your answer~," she said in a singsong voice.
*Uhhhhhh~*
Geoff looked incredibly uncomfortable, "I... uh... Oh! Look at that, the time to see questions from fans is over, it's time to move on to our next segment," he said hurriedly.
"But we still-," Blaineley tried to say.
"Presenting, the segment created by our dear Blaineley," Geoff interrupted her.
Blaineley narrowed his eyes, "You're lucky I want to introduce this section, but you can't dodge the topic forever."
"Just watch me," Geoff replied, "well, it's time for Total Drama Fugitives! After refusing to sing, Duncan was the second contestant in Total Drama history to quit, with Beth being the first."
"Only Duncan would throw away a chance at a million. Idiot," Trent said.
"But what's weird is... Duncan didn't come home," Blaineley said.
"He was last seen hanging from a arch-fruited bush willow in Africa. But since then, nothing. Duncan's totally disappeared," Geoff said.
"So we spread the word and our viewers responded like never before," said the blonde, "With some seriously incredible sightings and photos."
"Let's have a look at some videos captured by... Hamish McTavish from Loch Ness," Geoff said.
On the screen was a photo of Duncan's mohawk peeking out of the lake water.
"Real sighting? Or fake?" asked Blaineley.
"Total f-," the blonde cut off Geoff pursing his lips.
"We sent a roving reporter to interview our eyewitness," Blaineley said, "roll it!"
Video interview.
Eva with a microphone was on the shore of Loch Ness next to a short old Scotsman with a plaid skirt, beret and a thick beard and red moustache.
"So, you gotta tell me what you saw!" demanded Eva.
"Agh, the lake is full of mirages in the twilight," said the Scotsman.
Eva was angry because she didn't understand his jargon, "What are you saying?! AH, forget this!" she threw her microphone on the floor and left.
*Crack*
"Agh!" the microphone bounced off the floor, hitting the Scotsman in the crotch.
End of the interview video.
"The sighting was clearly a massive fake," Geoff said.
"Fine, don't believe. But just days later, we had another sighting from Trollhättan, Sweden," Blaineley said.
Video evidence.
A camera is recording a dark and terrifying forest at night, when out of nowhere you see a unique silhouette hidden by shadows running in the middle of the undergrowth, unfortunately it was so dark that the silhouette did not see the cliff towards which it was running and ended up falling and hitting the different rocks.
*Fall*
*Beep*
*Fall*
*Beep*
*Fall*
*Beep*
End of the video evidence.
"What about that one? Real? Fake?" asked the blonde.
"Tough to tell. There wasn't a single non-swear in there that we could play," Geoff said.
"But it really bleeped like Duncan. Who can fake that level of profanity?" said Blaineley.
"The question remains. Where is Duncan now?" said Geoff.
"Nobody can find him! Not even everyone's fav host, Chris McLean," Blaineley said.
"Chris is looking for Duncan?" asked Beth, the entire gallery was surprised.
"hris has the entire Total Drama Machine looking for Duncan," Blaineley said.
"Why?" asked Katie, "Duncan quit, why would Chris want to find him?"
"Oh my gosh, Katie! That was a really good question," Sadie said.
"Aw, thank you Sadie," her BFF told her.
Blaineley rolled her eyes, "duh, it's very obvious because she wants to find him, it's because of the whole thing of Gwen's clear crush on the criminal," she said making kissing sounds.
"I thought that was already cleared up," Trent said.
"Pff, yes, of course, and trees don't grow in the forests, weren't you watching the show and listening to Sierra? That goth wants her bad-boy portion, oh yes sir," the blonde said enthusiastically.
"You don't have any real proof of that," Geoff said rolling his eyes.
"Oh... but, do you know that we do have real proof Geoff?" said the presenter with her sadistic smile back.
The partygoer panicked, "oh... uh... Yes!" he said quickly with an idea, "About Izzy!"
"Izzy?" asked Blaineley, raising an eyebrow.
"Izzy has also been doing her thing in the romantic section, and we have her exclusively here in the new segment called uh... ah... Total Drama... Sexiness! Yeah, that," Geoff said, "roll it."
"What!? No! Wait-!" Blaineley tried to say.
Exclusive content.
Izzy seductively pressed herself against Cody in the rice bowl, turning the geek red, then laughed and just hugged him affectionately.
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In another scene, she jumps on Cody after he comes out of the giant hamster sphere and begins to kiss him passionately, sitting astride him.
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In the cargo hold Heather jumps on Cody, but he ends up dominating her, Izzy appears on screen and causes Cody to end up kissing Heather, which ends with the image of a submissive queen bee.
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In the Yukon, Izzy is seen sitting on Heather's lap while Courtney pulls the sled, she takes Heather's face which turns red and begins to kiss and grope her passionately. Courtney sees them and complains.
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In the cargo hold, Izzy is seen excitedly pulling Lindsay behind some boxes. The redhead sits Lindsay on top of some boxes and places herself between her legs kissing the blonde passionately. Things were heating up, until the lunatic takes off Lindsay's boots and casually throws them towards the camera, one hits her causing her to point in another direction and all you hear are moans in the background.
"AHHH~!" that was Lindsay's voice.
"Hehehe, how I like blondes with big tits~," Izzy's voice said, then only wet sounds were heard.
End of the evidence video.
Blaineley's eyes wide open at Izzy's statement, "It's okay... I guess it's clear to everyone who still had doubts that Izzy is definitely the queen of Total Drama Passion... to be honest, it surprises me, I thought that would be Lindsay."
"Yeah, that girl only has innocent words, everything else, uyuyui," Geoff said raising his eyebrows at the camera.
"Is it okay to show something like that on TV?" asked Beth, still hearing her best friend's moans on screen.
"Pff, this show has had much more objectionable content," Geoff said, "oh look, we have more questions from fans. Here's one from Vito to Blaineley."
"It better not be another request to see my boobs!" said the blonde.
"He says, 'If the occasion arises, would you give yourself a chance to see what it would be like to be in the relationship with Cody and the other girls?'"
"Ewww, he's a teenager and she's practically a grandma," Eva said.
"Excuse me!?" the offended blonde shouted, "I'm 25 years old! I am in the prime of my youth!"
*Gasping sound*
Everyone in the studio and I mean everyone, was surprised to hear that.
"I thought she was older," Sadie whispered.
"Me too," Katie whispered back.
"I thought she'd be Chris's age," Justin whispered to Trent.
"Grrrrrr," Blaineley growled at the peanut gallery, "and to answer your question Vito, sure, I'd go out with that sassy, playful geek, even more so with his fiery new look," she said with a shrug.
*Gasping sound*
On the screen, Izzy was shown taking off Cody's clothes showing off his new physique, the girls of the place, minus Eva, whistled impressed.
"Wait, would you really do it?" said Geoff surprised, "I thought your interview with Topher was more of a kind of joke for the fans," said the partygoer.
"Well, no, Cody is currently the most popular competitor in the franchise, added to that is his fame as a Cybergeek of the Drama Brothers and on top of the scandal and controversy of having hooked up with three of the sexiest girls on the show, the boy covers all the facets of a star of his caliber. I'd be a fool to turn down someone with such a reputation, do you have any idea how much that would skyrocket my popularity and career?" she said.
"And what about the fact that he's much younger than you? Or that Izzy will probably get her claws on you if you get too close?" asked the partygoer increasingly interested in how far this woman is willing to go for attention.
"Pff, so what? Do you have any idea how many people I've slept with to get to where I am now? That's how the show business works, honey," she said.
"That explains a lot of things about you," Geoff said with a grimace, "okay, it's time to bring our first guest, he's a boy with a lot of samurai honor, a great appreciation for LeShawna and too much to say, give Harold a round of applause."
*Sound of applause*
Harold took the stage to applause from the audience and sat on the sofa next to Blaineley and Geoff.
"What's up Harold?" said the partygoer.
"Hey Geoff, hey Blaineley, it's nice to see you," said the nerd.
"Hey Harold, tell us, how does it feel to fall into the curse of finalists who are eliminated at the beginning of the season?" asked Blaineley, Geoff feeling embarrassed by it.
"The truth is that I get it, that is, I am a clear threat when I am in the competition, I understand why Alejandro would want to eliminate me first, that guy is very cunning."
"If you say so," Blaineley said rolling her eyes, "let's look at the dramatic events that brought Harold to this moment."
Exclusive content.
"Awesome."
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"Sweet."
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"Lame."
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"B-b-b-b-b-bogus".
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"Cool".
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"Help!", failed to catch the parachute, "Gosh!".
End of exclusive content.
"It's over? I was on the show for three seasons and all I get is a nanosecond?" said the nerd.
"We had to make cuts to remove the boring parts about you, this is all that's left," Blaineley said nonchalantly.
"Owww," Harold said.
"Okay, how about you answer some fan questions," Geoff said, "like ... WarriorTwin says: Dude, you had already gotten Leshawna's forgiveness! But you ended up ruining your stay in the game and you looked bad in front of her by letting your ego get to your head, how do you feel knowing that everything was orchestrated by that same person who didn't hesitate to throw you off the plane?"
"Well, I feel cheated, I seriously thought Alejandro valued my knowledge and crazy skills, but now I know the truth, all this time he was envious of me," Harold said waving his fist in the air.
Geoff and Blaineley exchanged a look, "suuuuuure..." said the blonde, "And what about LeShawna?"
"Well, I'm glad she forgave me," the happy nerd said.
"And aren't you worried that she's madly in love with the guy who kicked you off the plane?"
"Hey, give the man some space, he's just been through a lot," Geoff said.
"Are you sure we're talking about him, Geoffrey~?" the blonde said.
"... Harold, you told us...".
"LeShawna is not in love with Alejandro, it's just momentary attraction, I mean, the guy is like Justin, but better," Harold said.
"Hey!" said the model.
"You know he's right," Eva said.
Justin sighed, "I know."
"We all thought he was a good guy and all the girls fell for him, not just LeShawna," the nerd said.
"Not all of them," Blaineley said, "Cody's girls didn't fall for his spell, they're pretty tough girls, and if you ask me, it also speaks very well of how good that boy is in bed," Geoff and Harold looked at the blonde uncertainly, "but you know who did fall for Alejandro's charms?" she continued as if nothing had happened while looking at Geoff.
"Hey! I just realized that we haven't asked the peanut gallery what they think of the new contestants," Geoff changed the subject again.
Blaineley crossed her arms under her wide cleavage, "agh, okay, let's start with you Trent, what do you think of the new ones?"
"Well, Alejandro reminds me a lot of Heather in the island, only with charisma," said the musician, "what he's doing now is probably what Heather would do if Cody didn't have her on a leash," he joked in that last part and everyone laughed, "as for Sierra, she's completely crazy, bro, and not in the same way as Izzy. I think I remember seeing her at several of our front-row shows and also at the parties we went to, and what she wants to do to Cody and the way she's playing with Tyler and Lindsay is not right."
"I don't like Alejandro at all," Justin said, "everyone compares me to him, I've been on this show for a lot longer, people should compare him to me. As for Sierra, I'm supposed to be the handsome guy in the band, that's all I have, if the fans start chasing the others instead of me, what does that make me?"
"A pathetic man with a tambourine," Eva said, Justin bowed his head.
"I don't like Sierra," Beth said with her arms folded, "last season Lindsay and I had setbacks in our friendship because of a boy, and for Sierra to want to damage her self-esteem for one is like she's spitting in my face," the farmer said, "as for Alejandro," Beth turned red and sweaty with steam coming out of her clothes, "uff, I'm sorry, is it hot here or-or is it just him?" she said, fanning her neck.
"Alejandro is so handsome," Katie said almost fainting.
"I was going to say the exact same thing Katie," Sadie said, "and as a loyal Cody x Heather fan, I don't like what Sierra is trying to do."
"The same as a fan of Cody x Izzy," Katie said, "they're the most honest relationship on the show, Sierra has no right to monopolize Cody."
"Yes! He's in the public domain," Sadie said without knowing exactly what that meant.
"Alejandro is a shrewd and skilled player, I don't care how pretty his face is, I value strength," Eva said, "and it's clear to everyone that I don't have friends, but Izzy has earned my respect and if Sierra messes with her, then she messes with me," said the iron woman.
Eva's statement actually took them all by surprise. Many already knew of her friendship with Izzy, but everyone believed that it was a one-way friendship on the part of the stooge, no one expected Eva to actually defend her openly.
"Wow, I didn't see that one coming," Blaineley said, "I personally think Alejandro is very handsome and hot," he said, fanning himself with his hand, "but based on my vast experience."
"Emphasis on vast," Geoff whispered to Harold and they both laughed.
"Based on my vast experience!" she said again as he looked annoyedly behind her, "guys like Alejandro aren't a good match, he's the kind of guy who gets out of bed with a different girl every morning. Believe me, someone with such a power of seduction has no favorite... That doesn't mean I wouldn't do it with him if I had the chance, I mean just look at him," she made clear, "As for the fan," she shuddered, "I've had to deal with fans who try to take compromising photos of me in the shower, who rummage through my trash to get food scraps and hoard them, those who steal my panties and bras from the clothesline to auction them off on the internet, those who want to know everything about you 24 hours a day, and I can assure you that Sierra... it is much worse than all of them combined. That girl is a fanciful selfish, her supposed destined romance is all she cares about, everything else is a hindrance."
"A little exaggerated, isn't it?" said Harold.
"Maybe, but it all depends on whether you feed her what she wants or you root her out, she's the worst kind of fan and it only gets worse and worse," the blonde said.
"I hate Alejandro," Geoff said simply, "and Cody is my finalist brother, so I don't like what Sierra is doing either."
"Alejandro is a very dangerous player," Harold said, "I'm afraid he could take them all out of the game, and from one brother in the drama to another, I wish Cody the best with his fan problem."
"Hey, I have an idea, how about Harold sings us a song along with the Drama Brothers?" said Blaineley, "that should take the bad taste out of our mouths."
"A song? Are you sure?" said Geoff.
"Okay, I want to do it," Harold said, "guys, can you help me?", Justin and Trent stood up, "I'd like to send this one out to Leshawna."
Musical moment.
Justin, Trent, and the band's yeti bodyguard took their instruments, but they were silent.
Harold: "You might think I know it all~, And maybe I'm headed for a fall~, I'm just that… brainiac guy~, Left alone to sit and cry~".
The Drama Brothers began to play.
Harold: "Honey~... I've some questions for you first~... Girl~", he walked to a locker, "take some time to school me~... Quench my thirst~... for knowledge, 'Cause... gosh~", he got behind the locker room, "I just gotta know~", he came out dressed as a rapper, "How'd you get so hot~?".
"Sound of uproar*
Drama Brothers: "Baby~!"
Harold: "You're so smokin' hot~."
Brothers from the drama: "Baby~!"
Harold: "My physics know-how ain't got a hope, of explaining why your butt's so dope~".
Drama Brothers: "Baby, baby~!"
Beth, Katie, and Sadie started making a fuss.
Harold: "You bend my space-time continuum~."
Drama Brothers: "Baby, baby!"
Harold: "Then you shake what your mama gave you-em~."
Drama Brothers: "Baby, baby~!"
Harold: "I don't even hardly know my name~.
Drama Brothers: "Baby, baby~!"
Harold: "'Cause when you walk in the room, nobody lookin' the same~."
Trent: "¡Baby~!".
Trent and Justin:"¡Babyyyyy~!".
Trent, Justin and Harold:"Babyyyyyyyyy~!".
Harold:"Sh, sh, pff, sh, sh~, oh cielos~".
"AHHHHHH~!", Beth, Katie, and Sadie began fighting.
Harold:"Pff, pff, pff, pff ahhhh~".
"Uh, you think we might need to get some security out here?" Geoff said.
"AHHHHHH! Marry me Justin!" shouted Blaineley, then fainted.
Harold: "All right~... I demand a scientific investigation, to whether you're even from the human nation~, I swear, you're changing my molecular structure~. With all your sexy ions, you make my heart rupture~".
Harold took a few steps backwards like Michael Jackson, but slipped and fell to the floor on his stomach.
End of the musical moment.
"Can I gain control of the seriously messed up situation?" complained Geoff, Blaineley still on the floor, "Stay tuned and see if we'll even be back with more Total Drama: The Aftermath."
Commercial break.
"Hi everyone, I'm Katie."
"And I'm Sadie, hello."
"Tired of being separated from your best friend?" said Katie.
"All the time, Katie," Sadie said.
"Me too Sadie, that's why the Total Drama BFF T-shirt now exists," Katie said showing off a strange T-shirt with two collars and two pairs of arm holes.
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"With the Total Drama BFF T-shirt you'll never feel lonely," Katie said, then turned around showing that she and Sadie were stuck from behind each other and that Katie was in fact suspended in the air by Sadie.
"With the Total Drama BFF T-shirt now I always have Katie watching my back," Sadie said, then turned around.
"What are you waiting for to get yours and always have your friend on your back? Call now before they're gone," Katie said.
Warning: Defective product, only 30 available, Chris Mclean is not responsible if you are disgusted by your friend's sweaty back.
End of commercial break.
Back at the studio Blaineley had an ice pack on her head, "Hi, everyone. And welcome back to the Total Drama Aftermath."
"As in, the Aftermath of Blaineley losing her mind over a boy band," Geoff said.
"I was demonstrating enthusiasm. It's part of my job. As we've just proved, Total Drama is the most dramatic show in the history of drama," said the blonde.
"And Blaineley just proved she's not as cool as she thinks she is," Geoff said.
"In entertainment news," she said, glancing daggers at Geoff, "the Drama Brothers just caused a minor riot here."
Geoff put his hand to his earpiece, "They were last seen on foot, running for their lives pursued by... huh? A-A yellow school bus?"
"Let's go to the scene and see what we can find out," Blaineley said.
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There was a scene change in the studio, now Eva was seen backstage with an elderly creepy janitor.
"Eva, can you tell us what you saw?" asked Blaineley.
"Like, a whole bunch of dumb girls chasing Harold, Justin, and Trent!" said the iron woman.
"And what do these girls look like?"
"Dumb, like a bunch of dumb girls in dumb plaid skirts, like kilts!"
"Kilts? A school bus? Could be a private girl's school," Blaineley said, "Eva, what color were the kilts?"
"Plaid and dumb. Ah, forget this!" she threw her microphone on the floor again.
*Crack*
It bounced, hitting the janitor in the crotch as Eva left angrily.
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We return to the front of the studio, Blaineley sighing at Eva's attitude.
"Well, while we were in commercials we got an interesting question from a fan about the events of the New York episode," Geoff said.
Blaineley looked at the fan page, "This is from Negima Uzumaki, what a weird name, and it says, 'What do you think of Heather developing feelings for Al? and Who is better for her, the sexy manipulative Latino Alejandro or the sexy perverted geek Cody?" read Blaineley.
"What? I hadn't even noticed," Geoff said, "Heather seemed to want to rip his head off for the entire episode and even sabotaged his team so they would lose."
"And who else do we know that Heather has wanted to rip her head off multiple times? In fact, is probably trying now," Blaineley said.
Geoff blinked twice as he thought, Blaineley looked at him with blank eyes hoping he would get there by himself.
"Oh! Of course! Cody!" he said, facepalming.
"No shit, Sherlock," Blaineley said, rolling her eyes.
"Oh wait, that's bad, but there's no way Heather is going to betray Cody for Alejandro, is there? We can say a lot of things about Heather, and that she really loves that guy is definitely one of them."
"Yes, it's true, Heather has proven on many occasions that she's really with that geek of her own volition, but let's not forget that she's still a competitive bitch with a short temper and an insatiable desire for competition, I wouldn't trust her," Blaineley said.
"Come on, yes, Heather is bad and that hasn't really changed, but give up what she has for a Spanish liar?" said Geoff.
"Oh, I know someone willing to give up what they have for that Spanish liar, and they said she was even more jealous than Heather," Blaineley said.
Geoff gulped, "Is it so? I can't imagine who you're talking about."
"Oh you know her, Geoffrey~, kind, blonde, vegetarian, with a love for waves and animals... she's attracted to frozen poles~," Blaineley said sadistically.
"No, it doesn't ring a bell yet, it's time to bring our other guest today," Geoff said.
"Oh no, don't even think you're going to-," Blaineley tried to say.
"With you, the most popular mommy's son of all, DJ!" said Geoff.
*Sound of applause*
DJ took the stage greeting the audience.
"Haha, DJ, bro, how are you?" said Geoff hugging one of his best friends.
"Hi Geoff, hello Blaineley," the blonde was with her arms crossed looking at Geoff, "it's a pleasure to be here today," said the big guy sitting on the sofa next to them.
"DJ, you're considered the first contestant to have... self-sabotaged in Total Drama history, do you think your expulsion was fair?" asked Blaineley, getting things back on track.
"I ended up making my team lose, I caused Bridgette and Lindsay to feel guilty, I ran over a baby seal, I deserved to leave," DJ said.
"Speaking of which, let's look at DJ's highlights during this season," Geoff said.
Exclusive content.
"AHHHHHHHHH!", DJ is running inside the pyramid fleeing from the rain of beetles.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!", Sierra was running towards him fleeing from the supposed mummy Izzy.
Both collided and DJ ended up carrying Sierra clinging to his face towards the exit of the pyramid.
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On the plane, DJ was sleeping in economy class when black dots began to fall on him. DJ began to scratch everywhere and enlarging the image Dennis was seen in the luggage compartment scratching with her paw. DJ was getting her fleas.
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In the Japan challenge Tyler was trying to lift a box with props, but it was too heavy so he just dragged it. DJ picked it up as if nothing had happened and put it on top of another one he already had.
"I just hadn't warmed up!" said Tyler.
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At the Yukon, DJ was running through the snow dragging the sled while Tyler led him, as his tears had frozen in his eyes, "to the left," the athlete said.
DJ changed direction.
*Blow*
"OUCH!" and ended up crashing into a tree.
"No, to my left," Tyler said.
End of exclusive content.
"Honestly DJ, you're not the most prominent competitor, you've never gotten very far in the competition," Blaineley said.
"I guess I'm not made for such an intense and treacherous game," DJ said shrugging his shoulders without giving it much importance, "at least I always keep my integrity."
"And what about the million dollars?" the blonde continued, "that money could have been very useful to you, right?"
"With the popularity that Mama's restaurant has had since the third season began, I would say that right now we are at our best," said DJ proudly.
"Good to hear that bro, Mama DJ's marinated baby back ribs are finger-licking good," Geoff said.
"Oh, have you been to DJ's restaurant, Geoff?" asked Blaineley. Geoff turned pale.
"Yes," said DJ, "him and Brid-."
"Look at that, we have fan questions for DJ, let's answer them," Geoff said hurriedly, "mrleedles says: I'm a fan of yours and I wanted to ask you, did you discover any new dishes during your stay? And if so, do you plan to add it to your restaurant?"
"In fact, when we were in Japan, I found a really good smoked eel recipe that-," DJ said.
"Agh, this is already ridiculous, stop dodging the issue, Geoff," Blaineley said.
"I'm not dodging anything, because there's nothing to dodge," the partygoer denied, "Next comment! WarriorTwin asks: DJ, do you have a good recipe for tamales and churros?"
"Not really," said the strong man touching his chin, "but a menu with Mexican food, huh? That sounds very interesting."
"You want to know what else is interesting?" said Blaineley.
"Yes, what ~CaioCoia~ asks," Geoff said looking at the name twice, "wow, Caio is really a big fan, it says: DJ, would you like to make the food for Cody's nuptials?"
"Oh, Mama sure would want to," DJ said, "she's a fan of soap opera weddings."
"I have a soap opera situation for Geoff!" shouted Blaineley, finally bursting out, "and what better way to do it than with a round of Truth Or Hammer," said the hostess, looking at the party animal.
Geoff swallowed, "well, you want to do this so much, go ahead, I have nothing to hide," he said crossing his arms.
"Dude, are you sure?" asked DJ worriedly.
The boys returned to the studio and sat in the peanut gallery, "What did we miss?" asked Justin.
"Well...," Beth said.
"Too late, there's no going back," Blaineley told DJ, "let's start by going straight to the point, IrishKatana says: I'm sorry for the question, but I'm very curious to know, What do you feel when you see that your girl gave in to Alejandro's seduction? Which she almost did if it were not for his deception at the end. Apart from the fact that she was about to do it voluntarily on national television!"
"It's actually international television," Harold said appearing from behind the couch, "Total Drama is seen all over the world," Blaineley put a hand on his face and pulled him away from the scene.
"Feel? Why should I feel something? I don't feel anything, in fact, who is Bridgette?" said Geoff in denial.
*Hammer*
"AHHHH!" Geoff jumped off the couch into DJ's arms before the hammer crushed him.
"Good reflexes," Blaineley said, "maybe this reminds you of who Bridgette is, 1 says: Are you okay after watching your girlfriend almost kiss Alejandro with pleasure again? And what would you think if Izzy suddenly turns her into another girl in her relationship?"
"I'm completely fine, Izzy can keep that traitor for what I care, but don't expect her to be faithful to them," Geoff said, "AHHHHHHHH!"
*Fall, Fall, Fall*
Geoff dodged all kinds of heavy objects that fell on him.
"Geoff, are you sure you're okay? You guys were like peanut butter and jelly," DJ said.
"Yeah, it looks like Bridgette got fed up with peanut butter and preferred chocolate," Geoff said painfully, "she was the one who always beat me up when the fans were on me, and then she goes and just gets seduced by that deceitful Spaniard and would have moved on if Alejandro hadn't set her up."
"Come on dude, we both know Bridgette, you know that she loves you more than anyone, Alejandro took advantage of her vulnerability because you weren't there, if he hadn't tried to deceive her I'm sure Bridgette wouldn't have even noticed him," said DJ.
"Well, there's no way to know," Geoff said stubbornly.
"BDKris02 says: Geoff, you saw Bridgette, she's extremely sorry, I think you should give her a chance, who knows she could even sing you a song," Blaineley read.
"She deceived me in my face in front of the whole world, a song won't make me forget that."
"How about two?" said Blaineley.
"No! I'm not going to forgive her," he said, shaking his head.
"But she's even against Alejandro now, aren't you even going to wish her luck with that?" the blonde asked.
"May Alejandro wish her luck," Geoff said childishly.
"He actually did," Blaineley said.
"What!?" said Geoff, the end of Bridgette and Alejandro's conversation was shown on the screen where he told her to win the best team, "grrrrr", the partygoer growled annoyed covering his face with his hat, "agh, even as enemies she still gets along with him".
"Come on dude, you're being a little immature now," said DJ.
"No! Of course not!" said Geoff throwing a tantrum.
"Will Geoff forgive Bridgette?" said Blaineley looking into the camera.
"Never!"
"Shall we make him sing a song about it?" she continued.
"No! I won't!"
"Find out during the next Aftermath, where we will continue to keep an eye on this story of betrayal and deceit," said the blonde.
"No, we won't continue because there's nothing else to talk about, this is it, our thing is over," Geoff said.
"This isn't over until Geoff and Bridgette come face-to-face," Blaineley continued, ignoring Geoff, "it could be during the next Aftermath, or the next one, or the next one."
"Or never."
"It will all depend on how things play out with Chris and his group, so don't forget to keep an eye on the show at all times if you don't want to miss out on all the drama that's to come, I'm Blaineley Stacy Andrews O'halloran."
"And I'm a DJ."
"Saying goodbye to you, see you next time in another dramatic episode of Total… Drama… World Tour… the Aftermath!"
"No! We will never see each other!" said Geoff in front of the camera.