1000 Crazy Hogwarts Rules

by Lauren Elise10

Hogwarts, like any other school, has rules. The list of Hogwarts Rules is posted outside of Dumbledore's office. There are the normal ones, but also some truly strange ones. Read on if you dare, because here are 1,000 crazy Hogwarts Rules.

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31. No climbing library shelves like some kind of crazed spider monkey. (You can levitate down the book you want; it's not that serious.)

32. There should be no sneaking into the Forbidden Forest. (Looking at you, Potter, Weasley.)

33. Please put your butterbeer up high so Winkie cannot reach it. (Her work gets sloppier and sloppier every day.)

34. Asking Trelawney to do a palm reading will always result in her predicting your death.

35. Please don't bring mist machines into Trelawney's classroom to make her think she's having a vision.

36. Volleyball with crystal balls is ill advised.

37. Please abstain from asking Neville how long his bottom actually is.

38. Please do not go to the Hospital Wing complaining of Pansy Parkinson's disease. (Granger, why would you start this?)

39. Asking Moody why he's so moody all the time will result in half the school turning into a possum. We are not liable for fixing this. You got yourself into this mess, you can get yourself out.

40. School corridors are not to be turned into swamps, Weasley.

A/n: Hey, guys. I'm back with this story. If you have any rules you'd like to see, please review and let me I have up to 160 rules written. Thanks.

Lauren.