Ohiyesa brought out a spyglass and looked at the building further away and down below from them. There appeared to be security scanners and barbed wire everywhere. As he looked around, his spyglass landed on someone who turned towards him... and was revealed to be a robot! The robot immediately began opening fire on him, forcing Ohiyesa to duck behind the rocks again. Jonah then shot the robot down only for more and more robots to spawn on out.

"Yeesh! Now it's Cowboys vs Robots over here!" Thor replied as they ducked down.

Even the scanners started shooting at them.

"The shots are spooking the horses." Atticus said out of concern.

"The shots are spooking me!" Lash retorted.

Diana deflected more bullets with her bands while John protected them with his ring. Bruce and Selina ducked down behind a bush.

"You shouldn't have come here." Bruce warned Selina.

"Oh, and let you have all the fun? I don't think so~" Selina smirked.

Bruce smirked back and brought out his Bat grappling hook to latch onto the wooden fence ahead of them and soon wrapped his arm around her as they flung from the bush and kicked down a shooting robot as they leapt off the ground and Selina soon lashed out her Catwoman whip at two robots behind them before they could shoot, knocking the guns from their hands and Bruce tossed out Batarangs to knock them over and even short-circuit them. Suddenly, from out of the house came... a cowboy on a raptor.

Yes, a raptor. And he opened fire while Bruce used one of the demolished robots to block the shots, until Diana landed in front of him and grabbed the raptor by the snout, pushing the guy off and wrestling the dinosaur to the ground. As the guy got up, Bruce decked him while Jonah and the others came down into the fray. John soon flew on through and crashed through the wooden fence of the building they found earlier. Jonah, Ohiyesa, and Lash hopped off from their horses and began shooting once they made it over to the building. The cowboy from the raptor tried to sit up only to get knocked out by Lash suddenly and Lash whistled innocently as he collected the man's money. Another cowboy was up on a windmill shooting at the people below until he was shot down and seemed to break apart.

"Was that a skeleton?!" Thor asked with wide eyes.

"Gross." Atticus winced.

"Cool." Cherry smirked, much to their disturbances.

Yet another cowboy came out for the corner only to be gunned down and suddenly... an army tank arrived on the scene. Bullets fired as Lash seemed to be trapped until Jonah saw him and tackled him down to the ground to avoid getting shot.

"This is getting ridiculous!" Cherry complained.

Diana hopped down onto the tank and grabbed a hold of the missile launcher to bend it into a knot.

The guy in the tank soon brought out his gun, about to shoot, only for Selina to swish El Diablo's whip around it after much insistence of her doing it and as she pulled the man right out of the tank and smacked him to the ground.

"Impressive whip work." El Diablo praised Selina.

"You should see me when I get Bruce alone." Selina smirked and winked.

El Diablo just blinked, feeling slightly confused as Selina chuckled at her own entendre.

"LOOK OUT, DIANA!" Atticus panicked for the Amazonian woman who was instantly grabbed by a robot clawed hand from behind.

Of course, two more robots joined the first as it emerged from the pit it was in.

"And it looks like we've got plenty to look out for ourselves!" Lionel remarked.

The third robot lurched towards Jon, but he used his ring to slice through the robot, causing it to crumble to pieces!

"Nice," Cherry smirked. "I don't think much of Green Lantern in general, but that was pretty awesome."

"Well, thank you for that at least." Jon said to the perky goth.

"Anytime." Cherry nodded.

Bruce then attacked a cyborg from behind and removed its head, causing it to short-circuit a bit. Suddenly, a dark crystal ring was all around Atticus for his own protection as a robot stomped toward him. The robot then shot flames with an arm flame thrower, shattering the crystals while Atticus jumped and rolled away from the flames and soon, once enough were knocked down, he leaped over the shards and then whacked the robot. The robot beeped for a few moments and then KABOOM! Exploded all over and the crystals shot back down and pinned and shattered the robot down in defeat.

"Way to go Crash Bandicoot to his Dingodile." Thor approved to Atticus.

"I guess these crystal spikes are good for something." Atticus had to admit.

The last robot was making its way around a corner, when Lash waved with his hat. "Hey! Tinhorn!" he called, getting its attention.

The pilot turned the robot and made his way towards him. However, he was taken by surprise when Jonah fired a rocket launcher, blasting a hole through his robot and making it topple to the floor. Diana grunted, struggling in the robot's hold until she suddenly kicked it away with her legs, though she grunted as they both fell and landed hard on the ground and she lost her cowboy hat, revealing her tiara.

"TOBIAS!" Ohiyesa yelled out urgently.

"If it isn't Pow Wow Smith," Tobias taunted as he stepped out of the farmhouse with his futuristic gun. "Wasn't expecting to see your sorry hide again."

"I've told you before about calling me that," Ohiyesa retorted. "It ain't gonna happen again."

"No. I expect this is the last time," Tobias scoffed as he got ready to pull the trigger. "Go for your gun, Chief, so I can ventilate you proper."

As he did, the team arrived behind Ohiyesa.

"Six guns... but eleven of us," said Bruce. "Nobody miss."

"Ah wouldn't count awn it, pardner!" Lionel said, briefly turning into Yosemite Sam. "FAHR! [fire]"

BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! One by one, each attachment was blown off the holster.

"Mah guns!" exclaimed Tobias, bewildered.

Ohiyesa got up from the ground, his fists at his sides. "You an' me, partner... right now." he glowered.

"Another day, lawman," growled Tobias as he faced the barn. "NOVA!"

Suddenly, a white pegasus crashed through the doors, and Tobias climbed on as it darted away.

Jon was about to use his ring to subdue him, when Jonah stopped him. "Let 'im," he said. "A man needs t'balance his own accounts."

"Is no one gonna talk about how there's a Pegasus right here in our world right now?!" Atticus asked.

"Guess not." Cherry smirked at his overreaction.

The pegasus began to clop away and then took flight as Ohiyesa chased the mythical equine. Soon, Ohiyesa jumped up and grabbed onto the not-so little pony's flank to catch up with Tobias and punched the man square in the face. The pegasus whinnied as that caused distress and the winged horse nearly fell through the air until crashing against the ground and fence below, revealing that it was just a robot.

"Figures." Atticus complained.

The two men then got on their feet and went after each other.

Tobias then faced Ohiyesa after they didn't get very far. "Have it your way. Let's finish this!" he then challenged as he brought out a knife.

Ohiyesa tossed his guns aside. Tobias lunged at him, but Ohiyesa dodged his sword swipes, and caught his wrist... then decked Tobias, knocking him to the ground. Diana, Jon, and Atticus then flew over and landed behind Ohiyesa.

"This what you're looking for?" Ohiyesa asked the others, bringing out Batman's utility belt after getting it off of Tobias.

"Yes, thank you," Atticus nodded. "Now if we can just get rid of that scrap metal."

"Please, allow me," Jon offered as he got his ring ready and soon, everyone was back in their Toon Force/Justice League outfits after this seemed to be mission accomplished. He then got rid of the metal trash and sent it right through space so no one would have to worry about it ever again. "Near as my ring can figure, that's everything that shouldn't be here." he told the others.

"Shoot!" Lash complained. "I wanted me one of them fancy ray guns."

"Ain't dependable. They jam." Jonah replied.

Batman was holding the belt while Clinton took a look. "You forgot to set the compensator.. .here," he said as he reached over... and electrocuted Batman, taking the belt. "Or maybe I'm lying!" he laughed as he took the belt and opened another time portal.

As the other leaguers looked over, Clinton vanished into the portal.

"Sorry we can't stay!" Bat-Mite called. "Happy trails to the lot of ya!"

"It's been interesting!" Lady Gothika added on the way.

"See you in the future!" Thunder Boy added.

"...well, bye." Superboy said and then went after his friends and the older Justice League members.

Soon, everyone left through the portal and it closed behind them.

"Huh, that's something you don't see everyday." Lash remarked.

"Yeah..." Ohiyesa said as he looked another way. "A cow wearing a hat."

Maggie, Grace, and Mrs. Calloway were randomly there.


MEANWHILE...

The Toon Force and Justice League all grunted as they landed out of the portal into some other place that was definitely not home.

"We've been expecting you." A voice told them from the shadows.

Nov 21, 2024As the Leaguers looked over, they saw the Jokerz (specifically, the ones from the Batman Beyond movie) approaching them.

"This seems oddly familiar." mused Bat-Mite.

"This could be bad..." Lady Gothika said before looking at three teenage girls. "...aren't there usually two of you?"

The three teenage girls merely laughed and one of them looked very different in her face compared to the other two. The Jokerz began to approach slowly only for zapping to stop them as someone flew in from overhead.

"But I bet you weren't expecting us." A voice from overhead said as everyone looked up to see an older man coming down along with a group of teenage heroes.

"Static?" Green Lantern asked the man of the group. "What's going on?"

"Dad?" One of the teen heroes wondered, much to Green Lantern's shock.

"...okay, I'm gonna need a To Be Continued or commercial break to process all of this..." Lady Gothika said to the fourth wall.

"Got you covered, hon!" Bat-Mite responded as he pulled up a block that read, "END OF PART ONE"!

"Thank you..." Lady Gothika sighed.