(AN: I do not own this. full credit for this chapter goes to Hunter Of Artemis on Youtube. you should go
watch her videos she's awsome)
Hermes.
"Okay! Who wants a penguin?!" I shouted, bursting into the god's lounge. Athena knitted her eyebrows.
"What?.." she said in confusion. Ares looked extra confused. "What the heck is a penguin?" he asked. I
smiled. "This." I said and held out the small, fluffy, ice bird. "That is fricking adorable..." said Artemis. "Where
did you get that?" Athena asked me. I smirked mischievously. "I stole it from Khione" I said. Athena's eyes
widened in shock. "Are you fricking crazy?" she asked. I nodded. "Yes. but you didn't hear the best part.
These things are small, their gay, and they give each other rocks." I said. "Wow..." said Artemis. "And they
don't even give each other shiny rocks. Pebbles! Just pebbles!" I continued in amazement. Artemis smiled.
"you mean like what Hephaestus did with Athena?" she asked. "Exact- wait what?" I said. Athena "Yeah
Hephaestus just gave me a shiny heart shaped rock once." Athena told me. "Why?" Ares asked. Hephaestus
shrugged, "It was shiny, I found it, I gave it to her" he said. "Can we get back to the gay fluff please?!" I said
impatiently. Athena rolled her eyes. "Hermes put it back" she said. "Fine" I said and reluctantly walked to the
door. "Maya" I said and the wings on my shoes started flapping and I flew away. But I didn't return the
penguin.