"How are you managing to best me?" Cirno snapped in anger since she couldn't believe that she was not winning the gassy contest between her and the Craptain Braptain with both of them burping and farting yet the idiot fairy found herself losing to the methane making mushroom man. "This isn't right! I'm the strongest!"
"Perhaps you are but...!" Captain Toad laughed while he fanned himself since he could feel his bassy poots getting deeper with his bloated stomach still quite pudgy. "...I don't recall you wearing explorer pants specifically to poop in! I have them as my extra case of diapers for a reason!"
"Eww!" The other fairies exclaimed while laughing for they all farted too while watching this crappy contest since they didn't have anything better to do except cheer on their flatulent friend who wasn't doing all that good.