Kai Chisaki rubbed the bandaged bump on his forehead, contemplating how he ended up here. He, a 20-year-old mediocre college student, took a nap and woke up in the body of the yakuza leader. Was truck-kun too busy? Or did he reincarnate just by sleeping? Oh no! Don't tell him he died of exhaustion!
Ok, stop! More importantly, why did it have to be the body of an anime villain that didn't last for an entire season? Chisaki wanted to cry, he didn't want to lose his arms.
How in the world is he going to avoid his bad ending?!
Chisaki took a few deep breaths, clearing his mind to think of a good way to avoid his ultimate fate. The most straightforward way is to, well, stop breaking the law. But it's too late now. If the heroes found out about the whole...ahem child abuse and human experimentation, it's more than enough to guarantee a lifetime in jail. Not to mention all the other crimes Shie Hassaikai committed under Chisaki's leadership.
No, he needed to go beyond. He needed a way so that even if the heroes wanted to arrest him, the public would defend him. A way for him to be untouchable.
The dots slowly connected, and a brilliant idea formed in his mind.
Q: How to not get arrested even though you are a villain?
A: Become popular with the public!
Q: What's the fastest way to become popular with the public?
A: Become an idol!
"That's it!" Grinning like a little kid, Chisaki jumped up from the bed and yelled.
If he turns the gang into a popular idol group, then their fanbase would protest if they get arrested! So the heros, pressured by the public, would have to let them go. And then he wouldn't get his hands chopped off and spend the rest of his life in prison! Nothing wrong with this logic. It makes perfect sense.
Chisaki patted himself on the shoulder for being so smart. Bravo Chisaki, this is the perfect plan! He'll create the next AKB48!
"Young Boss?" Someone knocked on the door and asked, "are you alright? You have been laughing maniacally by yourself for 5 minutes now."
"Yes! Come in!" The door opened and a slender man who wore a long white raincoat and a plague mask walked in.
"I just thought of a perfect plan to bring the Shie Hassaikai back to its former glory! Everyone will admire and love us!" Chisakai practically leaped across the room, overflowing with excitement.
Hari Kurono has never seen Chisaki this excited before, not even when they discovered the quirk-erasing drug. So the new plan must be amazing. But what could be better than a monopoly on the quirk-erasing bullets? Kurono began to anticipate, but chisaki's next sentence caught him off guard.
"First off, I need to see your face."
"My face?" Chisaki gestured for the man to come closer. Hari Kurono hesitated but eventually obeyed the command. He approached Chisaki until they were an arm's length apart. In one swift and smooth motion, Chisaki took off the man's mask and hood, exposing his white arrow-shaped hair and pale white skin. Kurono froze in shock, unable to move out of the way.
Inching closer, Chisaki lifted Kurono's chin and observed the facial features: long dark eyes, defined nose and a sharp neckline. All features of a standard ikemen! Perfect for the job! "Oh my, I never noticed. You are quite handsome!"
Hari Kurono: ...WHAT?
