Ace of Blue Pegasus

by snorkilling

(Y/N) Belserion... a name few know well, but what many do know is that while Blue Pegasus is known to be a top guild in all of Fiore, many people have the understanding that they don't have the same kind of power both Lamia Scale and to a greater extent Sabertooth has (same goes for Fairy Tail's returned members) and well... they understood incorrectly.

1. Chapter 1

KAIROS' POINT OF VIEW

The grand hall of Blue Pegasus was as ostentatious as ever, filled with

chandeliers, golden trim, and a faint aroma of perfume-no doubt Ichiya's

handiwork. I sat slouched in a plush chair, Velzy (my lazy partner) sprawled on

the floor next to me, snoring loudly. Across from me stood Master Bob, radiant

in his sparkly, feathered attire, and Ichiya, striking a pose that made it truly

clear that I was probably gonna be in for something... yeah let's call it great...

"Alright," I said, voice dripping with suspicion as my eyes narrowed at the

two, "what's with the two of you looking so... pleased with yourselves?

Spill it."

"Oh, my darling Ace!" Bob exclaimed, leaning his cheek on her hand as his

small wings flapped excitedly... Like a dog's tail wagging... Yeah this is not

good. "We have the most fabulous idea for your Grand Magic Games

debut!"

I narrowed my eyes. "I'm already regretting this conversation."

"Non, non, non!" Ichiya interrupted, lifting a finger as if about to deliver

profound wisdom, but knowing him it's gonna be anything but that. "You are

Blue Pegasus's ace! The greatest of meeen, Kairos Belserion. Your

entrance must leave behind the parfum of mystery, elegance, and sheer

men!"

I blinked as he ended the statement with quite a pose, typical. "...You're

saying a lot of words, and I hate all of them... Well except for the first few

things, keep it up"

"Darling, picture this!" Bob cried, twirling in excitement. "The crowd

roaring with anticipation as you enter the arena, exuding power, charm,

and an air of whimsy! And then..."

I tilted my head. "And then...?"

"And then, sweetie," Bob continued, his voice rising to a crescendo, "you'll

be wearing a blue bunny suit!"

The room went silent, save for the sound of Velzy snoring and the faint hum of

Ichiya sniffing the air... are they... serious...

"...A what now?" I asked, my voice flat.

"A bunny suit!" Bob said, clapping his hands. "Fluffy, blue, and utterly

adorable! It'll be magnificent! It'll be a perfect fit for a handsome man like

you"

"Yes!" Ichiya declared, dramatically sniffing the air. "The parfum of

brilliance! A man in such a form transcends elegance! It is magnifique!"

I stared at them, utterly deadpan blinking rapidly. "...You want me to walk

into the Grand Magic Games, as the ace of Blue Pegasus, dressed as a

humanoid blue rabbit?"

Bob threw his arms wide. "Exactly!"

I leaned back in my chair, rubbing my temples. "I don't know what's

worse-this idea, or the fact that you're serious."

Velzy woke up, not even bothering to get up. "I dunno, sounds kinda funny.

I'd pay to see that."

"Nobody asked you, Velzy!" I snapped.

I sighed bringing a palm to my head in exasperation before looking at my two

superior asking incredulously "Not that I'm considering it, but wouldn't a

horse fit the theme of our guild? Why specifically a bunny?!"

"Why, simply look at this, cutie" Bob brought out from god knows where an

entire outfit which is supposed to be my costume...

"...Would you kindly remove that from my line of sight before I burn it

into ashes? And then burn the ashes?" I asked 'kindly'

with all the

'sweetness'

I could muster in my voice "Do you really expect me to debut in

the greatest event of the year for every magical guild in Fiore... with

that?.."

"You need not worry, my friend" Ichiya attempted to get closer to me but

without even looking at him, I used my bo staff and directed it towards his

huge ass head to stop him in his tracks. "Very well... As i was saying that is

not where our maaaanly plan ends"

"Oh there's more? I just can't wait to hear what else you have in store for

lil' ol' me" I said 'excitedly'

as I'm this close to snapping (...if you must know

my fingers are now only a picometer away from touching...)

"Now that's the enthusiasm I've been waiting for for" Bob interjected, his

face glowing with excitement seemingly not hearing my sarcasticness or

simply ignoring it, knowing him it's the latter. "Once you are chosen for the

1v1 matches, you'll shed the bunny suit in a flourish, revealing your true

handsome self-a dazzling, illuminating powerful mage that will leave the

audience in awe and your enemies in fear!"

I blinked again. "Awe? Pay my therapy bills."

"It is the ultimate performance!" Ichiya declared, striking another absurd

pose. "The crowd will be overcome by the parfum of your masculinity!"

"Parfum of my what now-?! Ichiya, you're just stretching, now. You're

not even trying anymore!" I commented on his posing as these two are

really testing the limits of my patience

"Do not underestimate me, my friend," Ichiya said solemnly...

overdramatically. "I am the epitome... Of meeeeenn"

I buried my face in my hands. "I must be going crazy, oh lord please don't

punish me."

Bob crouched beside me, placing a hand on my shoulder. "Kairos, darling,

you're overthinking this. Just imagine the headlines: 'Blue Pegasus Ace

Charms the Crowd in Stunning Bunny Ensemble!'"

I peeked out from between my fingers. "I'd rather make the headlines: 'Blue

Pegasus Master Mysteriously Vanishes After One Too Many Bad Ideas.'

and 'A Troll Found Six Feet Under After Sniffing Too Many Sh*ts' both a

reality"

"Now, now," Bob said with a pout as Ichiya stiffened in a pose, "don't be like

that. Trust me, you'll hop your way into history!"

Velzy burst out laughing. "Okay, that pun seals it-you have to do it now!"

"When did you even wake up, again?!" I snapped my head to my lazy bum

of a partner before groaning as I mulled it over... Yeah, I really might be going

crazy... "If I agree to this, Velzy... you owe me two months of snacks. And

I mean the good stuff in your hidden stash."

This cut his laughing session short as he rubbed his large tummy with a

thoughtful look... He's still treating that as his brain, huh...

With a full minute of thinking... "Done!" I should've known..

"Oh, what the hell. Okay, I'll do it" I declared, making Bob and Ichiya cheer

in unison, but was quickly stopped by the glare I sent their way as I continued

with a mischievous smirk wagging my finger playfully, "But only on one

condition."

"Name your price, sweetie!" Bob said which brought a sly grin on my face,

at least feeling some sort of victory from all this inevitable humiliation.

"No serving guests at the guild for an entire year," I said firmly. "No

waiting tables, no hosting, no modeling gigs. None of it."

Bob froze mid-spin. "But-"

"One year of freedom, oh and keep Jenny off my back" I interrupted, "or

no deal."

"But the guests adore you!" Bob protested but ignored the other request

which yeah might not be realistic.

I smirked gaining a smug smile on my face, finally some light at the end of the

tunnel. "Not as much as you're going to adore me in a bunny suit,

apparently. Take it or leave it."

Bob's lip quivered. "You drive a hard bargain, darling."

"Deal," Ichiya declared, stepping forward with a flourish. "You have the word

of men!"

I leaned back, somewhat victorious but not really. "Great... Now if you'll

excuse me, I need to emotionally prepare for what is undoubtedly going

to be the most humiliating moment of my life."

Velzy nudged me with a paw. "Oh do you not remember the time when-."

I glared at my exceed who just raised his paw in surrender with a smirk as he

went back to sleep. "Velzy, shut up."

Well... whatever.. I guess I'm forced to be a bunny rabbit for now... Although,

the look on their faces when I wipe the floor with them in a bunny suit...

BWAHAHAHAH Guess I would have a great time after all, just you wait...

Sabertooth... Jura, Lyon, and that Sky God kid... Kagura... Bacchus... I can

hardly wait

Oh Fairy Tail too, I guess...?

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