My second story about a couple that like Jane Rizzoli and Maura Isles should have existed: Phoebe/Rachel. It was so obvious that it would have made a wonderful couple
I do not own anything from the series Friends. It belongs to the people who own it.
This story is mine, the mistakes are mine and this story is totally out of my imagination
I remind you that English is not my native language
I hope you like it.
Libra 007
The whole group had gone to Las Vegas for Chandler and Monica's wedding and the day after the ceremony, Rachel Green wakes up in her hotel room with a hangover and sees that she is naked and especially sees with amazement that there is a naked woman in her bed. Rachel looks with a little fear who this woman is and she sees big blond hair and recognizes with great relief Phoebe's face and she asks herself the question: Why are Phoebe and they naked and why is Phoebe with her in her bed then Rachel with amazement sees that she is wearing a wedding ring and says to herself that she could not have done that and wakes up Phoebe who does not seem to suffer from the night of drinking and Phoebe turns around and says:
"Hello Mrs. Buffay"
Rachel even more surprised says
"Mrs. Buffay?
Phoebe shows her wedding ring and says
"You have the same one on your finger!"
Rachel gets up without paying attention to her nudity and says surprised
"We are married?"
Phoebe nods with very visible enthusiasm and says
"We are"
Rachel's heart beats very fast as she realizes the magnitude of this revelation and Phoebe hands a marriage certificate to Rachel who took it and read the official paper where it was written that Mrs. Rachel Karen Green and Mrs. Phoebe Buffay had gotten married in Las Vegas and that her name was now Rachel Karen Buffay"
Rachel says:
"My name is Buffay?"
Phoebe smiled a big, warm smile and said
"Yes! You insisted on using my name."
The words sank into her mind. Rachel whispered her new name, almost like a chant, "Rachel... Buffay..."
The reality of their situation began to seep into her foggy mind and Rachel said:
"Phoebe? For God's sake? How could anyone do this?"
Phoebe stood up to join Rachel and Rachel said, "Phoebe, for God's sake, cover yourself!"
Phoebe laughed (Rachel loved that laugh so much) and said, "Let me remind you of a few things: I don't care about nudity, to me a body and a body, I've had sex with women before, you're naked too and then... We're married"
Rachel regained consciousness of her nakedness and crouched down to hide and covered her private parts with a pillow then Phoebe told her
"After the party we were both drunk and a lot closer if you know what I mean and then decided to do something crazy and spontaneous. We took a taxi to a wedding chapel and found a cute little chapel with twinkle lights and an Elvis in a costume."
Rachel shook her head trying to understand and said
"And then?"
Phoebe continued, her eyes sparkling with memories. We were so nervous and excited at the same time. We exchanged vows in front of several Elvis witnesses and then we shared our first kiss under the stars. It was perfect, Rachel. We laughed and danced and kissed all night long."
Rachel saw a camera pointed at her bed and said
"Don't tell me we... we...
Had sex?
We did?
Yes!
Oh my God!"
Rachel said in a more stern tone:
"You remember everything? Then why didn't you do anything to stop it?"
Phoebe was offended and said, "Is that what you think of me? That I took advantage of you? Rachel, I didn't think you'd say that!" Yes I remember but I was also drunk but I was also very excited because I felt like I was dreaming because I love you and I have since the first day I saw you. Ross is a sinister jerk! When you are lucky enough to have seduced a woman as beautiful as you, you stay with her.
Rachel lowered her head, as she realized she had hurt Phoebe, then she looked into her eyes tenderly and said,
"Excuse me, Phoebe!"
Phoebe hugged Rachel and said,
"It's okay, let's just say it's your hangover."
Rachel took a deep breath, trying to process the fact that Phoebe had confessed that she loved her.
"You're in love with me? Are we really married?"
Rachel started to cry and Phoebe comforted her by tenderly running her hands over the body of the one who had become her wife and said in a voice where worry could be heard
"Rachel, is being married to me so terrible and horrible? Am I so ugly?"
Rachel wiped her tears and said
"No... No... and besides you're gorgeous, a natural beauty... but I don't care what other people will say... what my parents will say"
Phoebe said
"Do you want a divorce?"
Rachel sighed
"I don't want to be the girl who got married twice drunk in Vegas only to get divorced one night later"
Phoebe wiped Rachel's tears and placed kisses on Rachel's shoulders and neck and said
"It's true that you had already gotten married in Vegas but this time with Ross when we all went to see Joey in a movie"
Rachel said taking Phoebe's hand and said
"Do you understand what I'm thinking?"
Phoebe kissed Rachel's neck again and said
"Yes, I understand"
Rachel said
"I have to tell you something else: I find you very beautiful, very attractive and... and... you attract me. When you kissed me the other time I was happy, so happy but I was also upset when I tell you and I'm not drunk anymore Phoebe but I never would have thought that our first time together would have been because we were drunk"
Phoebe happy with Rachel's reaction says
"If you want, we can do it again... well when you feel better
Rachel says
"I would like that... Phoebe Buffay I love you!"
Phoebe smiles and asks:
"Aren't we getting a divorce?"
Rachel says firmly taking Phoebe in her arms:
"We're not getting divorced! Mrs. Phoebe Buffay, I'm your wife and I love you!"
Phoebe with a big smile said
"Mrs. Rachel Karen Buffay, I'm your wife and I love you!"
Then the two women kissed and Rachel said
"I can't wait to see the look on Ross, Joey, Chandler and Monica's faces when they see that there was one more wedding and when we tell them that we're going to live together"
Phoebe laughed and said
"I can't wait to see all that too and don't worry about your parents, I'll defend you!"
Rachel despite her hangover felt surprisingly good, even though she had done everything she dreamed of doing in the same day: flirt with Phoebe, go out with Phoebe, kiss Phoebe, have sex with Phoebe and marry Phoebe. Now she had to live with the woman of her life and be happy.
The End
I hope you enjoyed it. This couple like the couple Jane Rizzoli and Maura Isles is exciting to bring to life.
All criticism is good to take as long as it is said politely
Take care of yourself and see you next time.
Libra 007