'How the fuck is this happening!'

A chunk of a building is blasted off by a blue bolt. Bits of bricks and wood fall to the ground, splintering and smashing on impact. Shards of glass fall from the destroyed windows.

'I'm dreaming, yeah that's it, I'm in some sort of hardcore lucid dream!'

Distance blasts echos around the city. I can also hear screams. And the occasional gun shots.

The surrounding area reminds me of a battlefield.

'Okay this starting to feel like a nightmare.'

I'm hiding behind a large piece of metal. Probably blown off by those blue...lazers? energy bolts?

A car across the street is struck by a blue blast. erupting into a fiery red and blue inferno.

I ducked my head back behind my metal cover.

'Okay...My ears are ringing and I'm still here. the idea of this being a dream is out the door.'

A sound overhead grabbed my attention. I looked up. and saw...

A massive vortex. and I can see...things flying out of it. it looks like...

'Is that a flying fucking chariot?'

Indeed, that is a flying chariot. It's a blue flying chariot, and the rider looks like a...

Wait...

What were those aliens in the Avengers called again?

Chate... chite... It had "uri" in it. Chateuri... Chitauri? Yeah, Chitauri. That sounds right.

...

...

...

Hold on...

Chitauri...Battlefield...

Am I in New York City?

and in the Movie that city was invaded by the Chitauri.

...

...

...

'Okay new idea...I've gone mad.'

A cry snapped me from my spiralling.

Looking over my makeshift cover, I see what seems to be a woman holding onto a bundle in her arms, running, trying to find a place to hide.

And her scream didn't just gain my attention.

Heavy metallic thuds approach with alarming speed. Then a bolt of blue energy flies through the air. Thankfully, it missed her, impacting the wall she had just run past.

She gave a frantic cry of terror. She's desperately trying to escape from her assailant.

Her alien pursuer let out an animalistic snarl of frustration.

...

...I can't just sit back and do nothing.

I...have to do somthing.

I started to look around me, trying to find anything that could be used as a weapon. All I could see were crumpled bricks, jagged bits of metal and wood fragments.

I can hear her running towards my cover.

My eyes land on a lead pipe buried under some debris.

I scrambled over, grabbed the pipe and pulled-

It won't budge.

I yanked again harder, but it still won't give.

Another cry echoes out around me. A baby's wail.

I put all my strength into another pull.

A metallic plink sound rewarded my efforts. the pipe is now in my hands. well...half of it.

The pipe broke in half. The tip of the pipe is now a makeshift spear. The sharp end looks like a kitchen knife. just more jagged.

I can hear the chase drawing closer.

Heart beating a mile a minute, adrenaline kicking in, mind racing.

The lady ran past my cover.

No backing out now. Time to strike.


The Chitauri was taking aim with it's blaster. sights set on the humans back. intent to kill this pathetic lifeform.

Until it walked past a piece of rubble.


I let out a shout, then lunged, stabbing the alien in the side with the makeshift spear. Purple blood oozed out of the wound, coated the pipe and covering my hands.

The Chitauri let out a cry of pain. Its shot went wild, missing the mother.

I didn't stop my assault. Holding onto my weapon, I shoved it farther into its side, tackling it off its feet. both of us tumbling over a mound of rubble.


I landed on my back, hard on the ground. My head was spinning, and my limbs were hurting.

An animalistic snarl snapped me out of my vertigo. I refocused.

Rolling onto my stomach, rising to get to my feet. setting my eyes on my opponent.

The Chitauri seemed to have lost its blaster, which is good. It tore my spear out of its side and tossed it far away, which is not good.

and I've lost my weapon...

It let out another snarl, its eyes glaring at me.

...ah crap.


Hello everyone, it's me again. Dylstion1, formerly known as Dylstion. The writer of "The Wayward Muggle," don't worry, I haven't abandoned it. It's going through a rewrite. And my other "Bloody Vacation" rewrite is on hold. I wanted to get something out for the holidays for you guys to enjoy. The cliffhanger part is to help me set up the fight scene. It will be out soon. I'll see you guys soon.