Even Stupid's Cook yah Know

Chapter IV

* Author's POV *

" Mina, sorry for the ruckus, I'll tell you the other details tomorrow. For now, I suggest you all rest and prepare for tomorrow's activities. Sayonara." Sumire informed. " And don't worry I'll treat Kamui-san, Kagura-san " she assured the relaxing sister of Kamui.

" Yeah, yeah, whatev's-aru. What's for lunch anyways-aru? " Kagura asked, not caring for her severely injured brother. Well, not even once she thinks he's her brother anyways.

" Kagura-chan's right, we're expecting three meals a day, so where's my sweets." Gintoki added. " Where's my jump, the latest jump I mean " Zenzou said. " Well I don't need anything as long as Gin-san's here." Sacchan said, hugging the poor Gin-chan's left arm. " Mayonnaise please." Said Hijikata while Nobume requested, still munching on her favourite food " Doughnut please " " Tabasko " Sougo said planning who to prank for today." Anpan please!" Yamazaki pleaded, " Ahh, I want ten servings of large takoyaki, ohh and twenty servings of hot, crispy, giant, fried chicken. And add a five serving of large-bowl ramen, please. That would be a great appetizer! " Kamui requested, surprisingly with them, still beat up but somehow different from before, maybe because of the Yato clan's ability of self-healing. Well no one's surprised though, for food, Yato's are ready to stand up and eat 'em all up.

" Ara, ara, I can cook for all of you. I don't mind doing it anyway." Otae offered which scared all of the living in that room. " Ahh, on second thought, I'm not hungry anymore-aru." Kagura announced which disappointed Tae. " Ahh, me too Anego " all of them said in unison.

" Nonsense, you'll eat. It's bad for your health to skip lunch you know. " Tae said with a creepy smile on her face. " When did you become a doctor Tae-san? " Gin asked with confidence.

" Gin-san, how could you say that to a former doctor!" Tae said.

" Anego, I'll cook for everyone. Relax yourself, will you." Akari said. " De- " Otae was cut out by Akari again, " Demo, your a guest, so I shall cook for all of you as you are all guests. " Akari insisted. Otae was about to object but he got the point though.

Well thanks to Bakari, all of them were safe from eating one of Otae's black matter. " Safe " everyone muttered.

After a few minutes, the dining hall, which was empty a moment ago, was now full of delicious foods made by the one and only Akari.

Akari served lots of food to the Yato siblings, normal dishes to Tsukky, Sougo, Ikumatsu, Mutsu, Sakamoto, Saito, Kuriko, Soyo, Zenzou, Sarutobi, Otae, Gor-err Kondou, and Tama. Anpan for Yamazaki while soba for Katsura and Doughnuts for Nobume. For Hijikata, there's Hijikata's special: which consists of ramen with mayonnaise all over it, which disgusted everyone on the table and for the heroine, Gintoki, it's chicken-shaped chocolate.

" Are you made by Kami-sama and brought here to serve me, Oh Kami-sama arigato gosaimosu!" Said by Gin who's truly enjoying every moment of eating the chocolate chicken.

" Arigato... Ahh... Chef Akito-kun! " Gin thanked Akari. " Akari desu, Danna, when will you learn to pronounce names properly. " Sougo deadpanned.

" Souichirou-kun, nonsense, he's Akarou-kun! "

" Why? " Souchi answered which everyone gave him a confused look. " I mean, why are you calling Bakari 'Akarou-kun', he's clearly Bakari! " Souchi corrected.

" Well, Sougo desu, Danna " he corrected. " Amm, it's clearly crazy-kun, " he added. " Mina, stop the name calling, right Bastard-kun! " Otae informed. " But your name-calling him too! " Yamazaki commented. " What are you saying, Bastard-kun is Bastard-kun! " Otae protested. " No he's one of the prince of planet Sadists, like Sougo here " Hijikata said pointing his thumb at Sougo. " Thanks Hijikata-san " Sougo said with all pressure. " Oh boy! " Zaki face-palmed.

" It's clearly Kamui no. 2 " Kagura joined in. " Heh, you're right kagura-chan, Bastard-kun does look like Kamui-kun. Do you have a son Kamui-kun? " Otae asked Kamui. " Heh, maybe that's the result of you being a womaniser criminal. " Sougo said. " Shut up omawari-san. I've killed all the girls I've fuck so it's impossible, maybe that's yours and my dear imouto." Kamui said which convinced the people around them. Kamui realized what he said and thought that, what if Kagura and Sougo really do have a child... He has only one job... It's to kill that sadist, he was routing to beat him up anyways.

" Ara, ara, he's right! Bastard-kun has the vermilion hair of Kagura-chan while his crimson eyes were like Okita-san!" Otae said while smiling at the point that Kagura and Sougo finally developed their feelings and are now the parents of Akari. " Sofa-kun, you better not do that! I still want to live and read the latest jump and eat mah parfait and my other hidden strawberry milks and use all my money for pachinko! " Gintoki said, scared that his life would be taken by the famous alien hunter, Umibouzo, Kagura and Kamui's father. " You mean our money-aru, Gin-chan! And eww! I would never let that sadist use me for his own goods yah know-aru!

" Danna, I have standards you know, I wouldn't step that low and have * with a no sex appeal monster, and I've probably just told her to take abortion then, but as I said I have standards. " Sougo explained with his deadpanned voice. " I do have sex appeal, Sadist! " Kagura said. " Ohh, you like me that much, China. Well no matter what you say, I'll never fuck a monster like you. " Sougo announced which somehow pained Kagura. " Hmm, it's not like I'll ever let you fuck me anyway. Only your idiot girls will fall for that! " She retorted back. " Whatever, China. At least someone wants me, what about yah? Well who would want to fuck a monster like you anyway. " He said which broke the yaro girl's heart. Everyone glared at the sadist, imagining how Kagura felt in that time, it must really hurt her.

" Sougo, stop it, you're hurting the heart of the girl " Kondou said that made the boy stop with his tracks. " No need, Gorilla. It's not like I'm gonna believe his words anyway! " Kagura reassured Gorilla.

" Am, Kagura-chan, Okita-san, it must be one of those things that Gin-san experiences, remember when we mistook him for being the father of his look alike. Ne, Kagura-chan, Okita-san! " Otae said to ease the atmosphere a little.

" Ahh, we'll we're gonna show you your rooms mina. " Souchi said holding the fainted Akari because of the impact their words told him and the cute kanna tailing him.

Ikumatsu and Mutsu, Tsukuyo and Sarutobi, Tama and Kuriko, Otae and Nobume, Soyo and Kagura, Gintoki and Hijikata, Kondou and Saito, Sougo and Kamui, Sakamoto and Yamazaki, and Zenzou and Katsura shared rooms.

It's only 3 in the afternoon and everyone is doing their business. Kamui is... Still eating like Nobume with her doughnuts, Kondou, Sarutobi and Yamazaki stalking Otae, Gin, and Tama. Otae offers her dark matter to his roommate, Nobume, who said she's still full but eats doughnuts secretly. Gintoki is eating sweets made by Akari while reading jumps with Zenzou. Mutsu is busy doing paperwork that should be done by Sakamoto, speaking of Sakamoto, Well he's simply laughing over nothing, attracting Kuriko who just ignored him. Kuriko is holding the left arm of Hijikata who's shrugging her off while lighting up his cigarette. Tama, tama's just being the good maid, cleaning and observing the others. Ikumatsu is cooking Soba for Katsura, while Katsura is disturbing Gintoki in his business, which is reading jump. Tsukuyo is blowing smoke around while Saito is training his sword fighting. Sougo was sleeping with his signature eye mask. Meanwhile, Soyo and Kagura are exploring the large mansion there. The mansion is so big that hundreds of people can live there altogether. While exploring, the two sadists walked over to the room of Okita Sougo.

" Kagura-chan, don't take Okita-san's words that much." Soyo said with a worried tone. " Who said I took his words seriously, I wouldn't do that if we're speaking about the rudest and sadistic guy here." Kagura stated. " But your eyes are telling the opposite, Kagura-chan. " Soyo told her. From there, tears started failing from Kagura's eyes. " Okay, maybe I'm hurt a bit. " " Not just a bit, Kagura-chan, a lot. " Tears started flowing nonstop so they both decided to go to their assigned room.

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Within a flash, Akari, Chef of Gintoki, well newly inquired chef that is, is cooking the most delicious thing Gin-chan ever saw. A giant chocolate and strawberry cake with vanilla ice cream and chocolate chips as the toppings is served to the thankful Gin who's glad he met the mysterious child, Bakari.

" Ehem, Akami-kun, good job! " Showing thumbs up to the latter.

" Danna, when will you ever get his name right. Akari desu, Danna "

" Nonsense, Souichirou-kun, right Akarimako-kun! " Said Gin, still can't get Akari's name right.

" It's AKARI, Danna. What is hard on saying that, it's just five syllables for god sakes. And it's Sougo, Danna. I've said that a thousand times and you still can't get it right. " Sougo exasperatedly said.

" Just give up, Sougo. Yorozuya will never learn to pronounce yours and... Umm... A... Akaro-kun's name. " Kondou told his men.

" YOU SAID IT WRONG TOO, KONDO-SAN! " Hijikata yelled after finishing his bowl of giant Hijikata Special. " another serving please, Sougo's son. "

" Huh, I'm tired of correcting them. Maybe I should just forget them and check on Tama-chan." Yamazaki uttered then did what he said.

" It's Akiro-kun! " Gin-chan depended. " It's Akaro, Yorozuya! Right Otae-san! " Running over to Otae, he only gets a smack. " Kyaa! Bastard-kun stop this wild gorilla will you! " Tae shouted. " Don't worry I'll protect you in place of ' Karikari monster of Sadist kingdom and also crazy bastard konoyaro and konobaka and just pure stupid thought he's cooking's great but not like my Tae-chan and somehow the son of Kagura-chan and Okita-san because their appearance match so you are my niece and not a stranger but stupid, bastard, and stupid and bastard and ohh stupid-"

" That's way too long Kyuubei-san, he's just Kagura's son, " Tsukuyo cut Kyuubei's name for Akari. " Look Bakari, you have so many ' beautiful ' names " Souchibaka laughed.

Releasing a dark aura, " cut it off, will you, or no food for the rest of your life. " Holding a knife he said. All gulped down and apologised, " Gomensai Akari-kun/Akito-kun! " Well Gintoki said it wrong again. 'This is the first time I saw him with such a strong aura, I better stop if I still want to see Miraiki-san-'. Souchi thought. ' For goodness sake, why is Gin-sensei such an idiot. Can't recognise the mood '. Souchibaka facepalmed.

" Just curious but, are you really that stupid that even for once you can't tell my brother's name right?! " Souchi exclaimed but guess what, too late to say that, all hell's gonna break lose.

" Kill, kill, need to kill, kill, kill, need to kill, Kill, kill, need to kill, kill, kill, need to kill, Kill, kill, need to kill, kill, kill, need to kill, Kill, kill, need to kill, kill, kill, need to kill, Kill, kill, need to kill, kill, kill, need to kill, Kill, kill, need to kill, kill, kill, need to kill, Kill, kill, need to kill, kill, kill, need to kill, Kill, kill, need to kill, kill, kill, need to kill, kill, kill, I'm gonna kill yah all " crazy Akari chanted which creeps the heck out of them.

" Oh no, no, no, " pretend mailman sighed, " what's happening now Souchan-kun?! " Gin called. " Souchan-kun? " Gintoki looked at the trembling male beside him, Souchi, trembling of fear, the once sadistic man turned to this, is it that bad? Gin thought.

" We- we half Yato are, are kind of special. Normal Yato hated the sun cause it burned them, that's why they always carry parasols with them. Normal Yato became a monster, an unconscious monster, wrecking everything on their way, killing anyone, innocent or not. But were different, that's the only difference we got from them though. We half Yato's don't burn when exposed to the sun, we can use different types of weapons like swords, kunais, shuriken and many more, and we can also control ourselves when the beast inside us awakens. Instead of being controlled, the blood we had was the ones being controlled. You may call us weak in comparison to the full blooded Yato's but when our blood awakens, we too, become as strong as them, fast as them, good as them, maybe more strong if one could say cause of our power to control our bloodlust. " Souchi began to tremble on fear. " But we half Yato's are not fully blooded Yato. We are different, yes we can handle our blood, but can we handle the strength, the agility it gave to us. We are not a Yato, we are half Yato only, being exposed to something that is only meant for the fully blooded might hurt us, or much worse, kill us. Sumire, sumire is the only half yato, half human to handle the strength of the true strength given to the strongest clan in the universe, given to the blood also given to us. I don't know much but when our parents discovered it, they prevented it from happening to us three, especially to Akari, as they once said, he is too young and the strength might overwhelm him. There's this time he and Kanna got hurt because of it, and as their brother, I wouldn't want that to happen and go off like that just like what mother and father have done to us. I wouldn't handle losing another family, losing my mother and father had an effect on me, what more now, it might kill me Gin-sensei, Toshi-sensei, Zura-sensei," taking a deep breath, he pleaded, "please save him! "

Akari then starts attacking after finishing his chants. Just like Souchi said, half Yato can control the blood within them and their strength and stamina is like the fully blooded Yato though the power it gave them might hurt them was true, Akari, controlling his blood is on par with Kamui, Gin, Zura, Toshi, Nobume, Souchi and Kondou. The fight caused a lot of damage and ruckus around there that alarmed Sumire, Kagura and Soyo. The three girls went to the living room and saw, Zura, Kondou, Sakamoto, Mutsu, Zenzou, Tsukky, Sacchan, Zaki, Saito, lying on the hard floor, all beaten up. They also saw five girls in the living room, Tae, Tama, Ikumatsu comforting the crying Kanna.

The three of them exchanged looks and went near the four figures. " What happened, Kanna-chan? " Once again, with a soft tone, Sumire asked. " The girl didn't answer and just trembled in fear, crying. " Anego, what happened here? " Kagura asked worriedly to his respected sister. The brunette nor the others care to answer and just point their fingers at the broken wall, which they thought is 'indestructible' now open wide revealing four figures fighting a boy with string aura, much stronger than Sumire just a moment ago.

There they saw, Gin, Hijikata, Sougo, Nobume, Kamui and Souchi badly injured even though they were up against one person only which shocked Sumire out of her life. " Akari! " Akari, well the two sadistic girls may not be able to recognize him if we're not to Sumire, is now totally a different person. Black hair, black eyes with brown skin.

Sumi-chan immediately charged into the battlefield and fought against Bakari. " Akari-chan, stop this shit now, Uncle would be really disappointed that you let the strength out of you! " Sumire said.

" Shut up Mire-nee, Those bastards must learn their lesson or else they'll repeat it again. " Bakari answered.

Sumire glared at Souchi and asked, forgetting the boy she was fighting a while ago. " Souchi-niichan, whatcha do to Akari-chan. Don't tell me you made fun or you called him funny again. You know he's sensitive in that matter. Ahhh, why don't men learn! " She frustratedly said, kicking the rumble near her far away off the scene.

While Sumire is busy complaining about men's attitude, Bakari took it as a chance to kill all of the men there. In a millisecond, all figures are caught off guard that gives Akari a chance to attack them altogether. One second later, the two saw, all figures just standing, though badly injured now lying on the grass, severely injured. " Now who's next? " Akari asked.

The two went there to check if they were still breathing , ohh thank god they were, just injured and some of them were still conscious. Soyo got her phone and immediately called the ambulance while Kagura stood there, face to face with the bloodlust Akari.

" KAMUI NUMBER 2!! "

Author's note *

Hi guys, sorry bout the bad story, hope they're some readers out there ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ really hoped

Umm dunno what to note anymore :(

FANFIC DICTIONARY

1. Jump - Gintoki and Zenzou is really addicted to these, dunno what this is but its like manga, with stories in it. Well when you watch Gintama, you might know it/know it!

2. Otae's cooking - well, you see, on the first chapter I did say that Otae is the maker of the 'Dark matter' ( called by Gin) which is a burned omelette.

3. About that half yato thing, I made that up. In the main series, their's no such things us half yato. But here it says that they're parents is a Yato and a human that's why they must be half yato at all cost.

SAYONARA!!