WARNING: THIS SERIES CONTAINS VULGAR LANGUAGE, MASSIVE VIOLENCE, AND SEXUAL THEMES WHICH WILL BE USED THROUGHOUT THE SERIES. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED!
Brandon G: Last Time On HTF Survivor, Cuddles, Josh, And Snowers Were Playing Mario Party 4 As The HTF Version Of The Runaway Guys, Giggles Was Distraught That Her Mom Was Pregnant Again, As The Fourth Wall Gag Happened In This Series As Well. The Challenge Was A Mario Kart Race Which Josh Won, And Sammy Was Eliminated. But, At The End Of The Episode, Ale Came Down With The Flu, But, Cuddles Will Eventually Find Out That She Doesn't Have The Flu, But Something Bigger, A Life Changing Moment For Both Of Them. What Is It? Find Out When Episode 17 Starts Now! This Is HTF Survivor!
(New Theme: Can You Feel My Heart By BMTH Plays)
Graphic: To Win The Game Is To Win In The Next 65 Days...
Graphic: ...With No Obstacles In The Way…
Graphic: ...The Quest To Go Far In The Game…
Graphic: …The Task Is At Hand.
Graphic: The Future Is Now!
Logo: Happy Tree Friends Survivor: Deadly Games
Lyrics: Can You Hear The Silence?
Can You See The Dark?
Can You Fix The Broken?
Can You Feel... Can You Feel My Heart?
Graphic: 30 Castaways
(Shows Footage Of First 10 Contestants In Various Situations [Cuddles, Giggles, Toothy, Lumpy, Petunia, Handy, Snowers, Josh, Ale, Sammy])
Graphic: Marooned
(Shows Footage Of 10 More Contestants In Various Situations [Flippy, Flaky, Krazy, Disco Bear, Lammy, Mime, Russell, Truffles, Nutty, Skaggles])
Graphic: 56 Days
(Shows Footage Of The Last 10 Contestants In Various Situations [Lifty, Shifty, Mole, Pop, Splendid, Yoyo, Gillian, Pranky, Pierce, Sniffles])
Graphic: One Survivor
Lyrics: Can You Help The Hopeless?
Well, I'm Begging On My Knees,
Can You Save My Bastard Soul?
Will You Wait For Me?
I'm Sorry, Brothers
So Sorry, Lover
Forgive Me, Father
I Love You, Mother
Can You Hear The Silence?
Can You See The Dark?
Can You Fix The Broken?
Can You Feel My Heart?
(Shows Footage Of Best Moments From The Previous 11 Episodes Until The End Of Corus 2)
Lyrics:
I'm Scared To Get Close And I Hate Being Alone.
I Long For That Feeling To Not Feel At All.
The Higher I Get, The Lower I'll Sink.
I Can't Drown My Demons, They Know How To Swim.
Can You Feel My Heart?
Can You Hear The Silence?
Can You See The Dark?
Can You Fix The Broken?
Can You Feel... Can You Feel My Heart?
(Shows The Darkest Moments Up Until The End Of The Third Verse When Yumi's Red Eyes Plays Over Static And The First Part Replays)
Graphic: Can You Hear The Silence?
(Shows Footage Of First 10 Contestants In Various Situations [Cuddles, Giggles, Toothy, Lumpy, Petunia, Handy, Snowers, Josh, Ale, Sammy])
Graphic: Can You See The Dark?
(Shows Footage Of 10 More Contestants In Various Situations [Flippy, Flaky, Krazy, Disco Bear, Lammy, Mime, Russell, Truffles, Nutty, Skaggles])
Graphic: Can You Fix The Broken?
(Shows Footage Of The Last 10 Contestants In Various Situations [Lifty, Shifty, Mole, Pop, Splendid, Yoyo, Gillian, Pranky, Pierce, Sniffles])
Graphic: Can You Feel My Heart?
Logo: Happy Tree Friends Survivor: Deadly Games
(Intro Ends And We Go Back To The Show)
Graphic: Previously..
(From The Last Scene Of Episode 16)
Cuddles: So, What Is It?
Ale: I Didn't Get Pregnant…
Snowers And Cuddles: WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?!
Ale: I Did Test Positive For Something Else Though. Positive For A Very Mild Strain Of The Flu.
Cuddles: Oh… Well That's Different…
(End Of Flashback)
Graphic: Meanwhile, In A Distant Future…
(Two Characters, Sam Germain And A Wolf Rabbit Hybrid, Stumbled Upon A Time Travel Portal Device And Set It To Camp Massacre Day 39 2022)
Sam G: You Ready, Conner?
Conner: Hell Yeah I Am! But, I Just Realised Something.
Sam G: What?
Conner: The Day Before The Day We Are Going To, My Mom Was Diagnosed With A Mild Flu, And She Didn't Get Pregnant, So How Do I Even Exist?
Sam G: Conner. That's Not A Flu She's Dealing With. Day 39 Of HTF Survivor Was The Day The Special Announcement Was Made. And Her Flu Isn't The Only Thing She Will Be Dealing With. It Is Because Of This Re-Diagnosis That You Exist, And They Won't Know Until We Tell Them.
Conner: Your Right! Let's Go!
(The Two Enter The Portal As The Screen Flashes To White And Then Black)
(We Then Fade Up To The GA/BC Cabin, Cuddles, Josh, Snowers And The Others Are Watching Episode 16 Of Total HTF Island)
Graphic: Day 39
Nutty (THTFI): MAN CUDDLES! You are peeing for a really long time.
Cuddles (THTFI): (Peeing) YUP! I peed for 8 hours now. I only have 16 more hours to go until i peed for a whole day.
Nutty (THTFI): YOUR THE MAN CUDDLES!
Cuddles (THTFI): (Still peeing) I know. Don't thank me.
Cuddles: And That My Friends Is How To Ruin A Cuddles Character.
Josh: Note That That Cuddles Peed For A Straight Day.
Petunia And Stacy: Disgusting!
Cuddles: Thank God That Brandon Has A Sane Mind Writing This Series.
Giggles: I Don't Think Everyone Getting Pregnant Is Sane. But, Whatever.
Brandon G: (Busts In) Guys! I Have An Emergency! I Just Saw My Grandson!
Snowers: Do You Even Have A Grandson?
Brandon G: Yeah, Cub And Lily's Son Cody Was Born Last Night! But That Wasn't The Reason I Came Here For! Some Guy Named Sam Germain And A Wolf Rabbit Hybrid Named Conner Came Here And Want To Talk To All Of You, Ale And Cuddles Especially…
Ale: What?! Is It About The Flu Diagnosis? Ah Whatever! I Was Gonna Test Myself Again Because I Don't Feel Like This Is The Flu I'm Dealing With!
Cuddles: Ok! Sure!
(Meanwhile, Outside With All Of The Cast With Sam And Conner)
Jared G: Sam?! What Are You Doing Here?!
Molly T: Thank God That I Got My Stomach Pumped Of All Of The Chocolate From Two Episodes Ago!
Sam G: That's Not Why We Are Here For.
Conner: Yeah, Because This Day Has Very Significance To You, Dad.
Cuddles: Dad?! Why Are You Calling Me Dad?! I Was A Dad Before My Old Family Got Murdered By Yumi, But Now I'm Just A Normal Man, How Are You My Son?!
Conner: Well, You Are About To Hear Why I Exist In Three, Two, One.
Ale: What?! Seriously?! How Did This Not Happen The Last Time?!
Conner: Her Screaming Means That She Has A Special Surprise For You, And Oh, Here She Comes!
Ale: Cuddles! Cuddles!! Cuddles!!! I Have To Tell You Something!
Cuddles: What Is It?!
Ale: Remember The Flu I Thought I Had, That Wasn't The Flu.
Cuddles: It Wasn't?! Then What Is It?! Wait?! No! Don't Tell Me Your…
Ale: It Didn't Get It The First Time, But When I Took It A Second Time, It Came Back Positive! I'm Pregnant!!
Cuddles: (Shocked Face) What? No Way!
Conner: And That's Why I Exist…
Brandon G: Well, I Guess I Really Should Stop With The Sexual Material…
Josh: No! Don't! That Is What Makes Your Show Popular!
(Stacy Slaps Josh)
Stacy: Don't Give Him Ideas! I Was Pregnant With You Once! And I Don't Wanna Get Pregnant With You Again!
Snowers: Yeah! My One Kid Is Enough For Us!
Giggles: But You Should Really Try To Calm It With The Sexual Material.
Brandon G: Well, This Was The Last Time I Made Two People Have Sex And Get Pregnant For A While, So I Had To Make It Based Off Of The Main Relationship Of This Season. Sorry…
Cuddles: No, Don't Be! You Did The Right Thing!
Ale: You Cemented Our Relationship, Although It's Non Canon. You Should Be Proud Of Yourself.
(Meanwhile In Yumi's Castle And Through Her Crystal Ball, She Slams Her Fist On The Desk With Anger)
Yumi: Damn It! Now I Can't Kill Them! Brandon Will Die For Real As Soon As This Season Is Over!
Ryan D: Well, Looks Like Your Plan Just Fell Apart!
(Yumi Shocks Dolbear)
Ryan D: Gah! I Hate When You Do That!
Yumi: Well, I Might Want To Give The Contestants My New Plan!
(Yumi Teleports From Her Castle And In Front Of The Crew)
Brandon G: Yumi! What Are You Doing Here?!
Yumi: Well, Ever Since Ale Ruined My Plan With Her Announcement, I Wanted To Kill All Of You, But I Can't Do That Until The End Of The Season. So, Here's What Is Going To Happen From Here On Out. The End Of The Season Thing Is Still Active, But Now, This Game Will Now Become More Intense, With All Of You Competing, Regardless Of Condition! And This Rule Has A Extra Thought, If Any Person, Injured, Pregnant Or Not, Are Excused From Competing, They Will Die, Either One Or More!
Brandon G: What! Are You Trying To Make One Of Them Miscarriage?! You Are Insane!
Yumi: Then Stick To Non-Harmful Challenges From Here On Out…
(Brandon Charges At Yumi And Yumi Teleports Away)
Yumi: Remember! No Excuses! Or You Will Die! See You At The Finale! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Brandon G: Damn You!
(Brandon Takes Out His Buster And Charges It Up And Fires It At The Castle, But It Gets Deflected Back Thanks To The Force Field And Handy's Legs Get Hit By It And He Loses His Legs)
Handy: Gah! My Legs!
Petunia: Handy!
Brandon G: Oh My Fuck I Forgot About The Force Field! I Am So Sorry Handy!
Handy: Don't Be, I Knew This Day Was Coming. Before This Competition, Magnolia Told That In The Future, I Would Lose My Legs. I Guess That Day Was Today…
Magnolia: Yeah, I Did Tell You That, But I Didn't Expect It Would Happen Like That!
Handy: Well, That's The MMC Moto, "Expect The Unexpected…"
Brandon G: True, True… As For The Competition, I Will Make This As Safe As Possible, So For Now On, No More Dangerous BFDI Like Challenges, As For The Next Challenge, Everyone Will Be Put Into Pairs, As The Next Challenge Was A Singing Competition, But I Couldn't Get The Judges Of American Idol To Come.
Cheyenne M: Aw! No Lionel Richie?!
Brandon G: I Ment The Old Judges, Simon, Randy And Paula! Not Lionel, Luke And Katy!
Cheyenne M: Oh Yeah, 2000s Nostalgia. I Forgot…
Brandon G: Now As For What The New Challenge Is, I Thought Of This And I Decided To Have A Tournament Of Some Sort. But It's A Gaming Tournament, Featuring Super Smash Brothers Ultimate.
Cuddles: Oh Boy, My Favorite.
Brandon G: Now, Because Of Handy's Handicap, Donovan Gave Him Metal Legs And Arms.
Handy: Now I Know How James Lynch Feels…
Petunia: Well, It Could Have Been Worse.
Brandon G: As For Teams, Giggles And Snowers Will Be A Pair, Josh And Stacy Will Be Another, Handy And Petunia, Ale And Cuddles, Toothy And Magnolia, Lammy And Nutty, Disco Bear And Flaky, Yoyo And Gillian, And Due To Mai Being On Her Own, She Will Be Paired With A Level 6 CPU.
Mai: Fair Enough…
Brandon G: Now, To The Tournament.
(A Montage Of Games Played Commenced, With Snowers And Giggles Defeating Yoyo And Gillian, Josh And Stacy Defeating Handy And Petunia, Toothy And Magnolia Defeating Lammy And Nutty, Cuddles And Ale Defeating Disco Bear And Flaky, And Mai Getting A First Round And Second Round Bye. In The Second Round, Cuddles And Ale Defeated Toothy And Magnolia, Snowers And Giggles Defeated Josh And Stacy, We Are Now In The Finals With A Six Man Team Battle, With Cuddles Selecting Yoshi, Ale Selecting Kazuya Mishima, Snowers Selecting Kirby, Giggles Selecting Peach, Mai Selected Ryu And Ken, The First Out Was Mai And The CPU And It Came Down To Giggles And Cuddles And Cuddles Grabbed The Smash Ball, KOed Giggles And Won)
Cuddles: Yes! I Did It!
Brandon G: For Those Reading, They All Just Played The Video Game, Not Doing Combat. But Anyways, Cuddles Wins And Now We Wait For The Elimination.
(Cuddle's Video Diary)
Cuddles: I Guess The Power Of Being A Father Again Helped Me, As Well As The Man In The Sky. I Hope He Takes Care Of Anais And Andrew Well…
(End Of Diary)
(At The Campfire)
Brandon G: Well, That Was Interesting. Now With That Out Of The Way, We Have An Elimination To Get To. Cuddles And Ale Won Immunity, And They Are Safe.
Ale: Cool!
Brandon G: Also Safe Is Giggles, Snowers, Josh, Stacy, Toothy, Yoyo, Magnolia, Gillian, Petunia, Lammy, Disco Bear, Flaky, And Mai.
(The Screen Splits Into Two To Reveal The Final Two)
Nutty: What?! I'm In The Bottom Two?! But I'm The Most Joyful Guy Here!
Handy: I Just Want My Suffering To End…
Nutty: Aw, It's No Fun If You Aren't Scared With Me!
Handy: At This Point, I Just Want To Die So I Can't Live This Terrible Life Anymore. I Lost Both My Arms And Legs And Now I'm Just A Head And A Torso. I Hate That I'm The Guy With The Most Brutal Bad Luck, And My Life Sucks!
Brandon G: Well, You Don't Have To Worry Anymore, Because You Are Eliminated. But Don't Worry, You Will Come Back With Legs And Arms In Your Next Appearance, Which I Think Will Be The Finale. Unless I Want Someone To Rejoin, Speaking Of Which No Challenge Will Happen Next Episode As Two People Will Rejoin. You All Should Vote Tonight And Prepare For The Rejoining Ceremony Tomorrow Night.
Petunia: GoodBye Handy! I'll Miss You!
Handy: I Hope To See You And Our Child Soon, And Josh And Stacy, Take Good Care Of My Girlfriend For Me.
Josh And Stacy: Got It.
(Brandon Carries Handy To The Cliff And Throws Him Off And Splats On The Ground Leaving Behind Hands And Legs. He Is Now Dead)
Brandon G: Well, There's That. Now To Get The Other Eliminated Contestants, Besides Handy, Together.
(Brandon Walks Away Back To His Cabin, Meanwhile, Back In The Distant Future Five People Are Watching The Cabins With Petunia, Flaky, Lammy And Magnolia)
???: Well, This Season Is Coming To A Close. Who Do You Think Will Be The First To Go Into Labor?
???: I Don't Know! Hopefully, The Series Finale Doesn't Involve A Childbirth Before, During Or After The Final Battle. Shaky, I Need The Statistics!
Shaky: From What I've Discovered, It Seems Like The Finale Will Feature A Child Birth, But At The Worst Possible Time, And Unfortunately. Oh My God!
???: What Is It?!
Shaky: You All Are Not Going To Believe This! But, Magnolia's Due Date Is The Day Of The Finale, And This Might Happen During The Final Battle!
???: Well, If My Dad Is Smart, He Would Take Mom To A Location Safe From The Battle And Help With The Process. My Dad Is An Experienced Doctor And Donovan Dygert Can Also Help. I Just Hope I, Bucky, Will Be Born Safely. And Dad, If You Can Hear Me, Keep Mom Safe As Much As You Can. I Can Trust You With This, And I Will See You Soon…
(The Scene Fades To The DA/MH Cabins As Bucky Starts Talking, To See Magnolia Trying To Sleep With Toothy, But Wakes Up)
Magnolia: Gah! Huh?
Toothy: Honey?! What's Wrong?!
Magnolia: I Just Felt Something Kick My Gut.
Toothy: Eh. I Guess Our Kid Doesn't Want You To Sleep..
Magnolia: Yeah, I'm Just Tossing And Turning And All I Can Feel Is Pain. I Think He Might Be Born On The Finale At The Worst Possible Time.
Toothy: Don't Sweat Over It! I Will Keep You Safe As Long As I Can. And Besides, Brandon Did State That Being Eliminated While Pregnant Allows The Girl To Continue Their Pregnancy From The Point They Were Eliminated At.
Magnolia: That's Good To Know.
(End Of Episode)
This Episode Involves Ale's Diagnosis Of The Flu To Turn Out To Be A Possible Second Pregnancy Test. Yumi's Plans Were Shot To Hell And Back Because Of This And Now All Dangerous Challenges Are Off The Table Because Of A New Rule. The Gang Participated In A Smash Bros Gaming Tournament That Cuddles And Ale Won Over Snowers And Cuddles's Old Girlfriend Giggles. Handy Was Eliminated Due To His New No Limbed Handicap And Now We Learned That The Series Finale Will Have An Epic Conclusion With A Final Battle And The Upcoming Birth Of Bucky, Also Known As Time Fire. Stay Tune For The Next Exciting Episode When Two Eliminated Contestants Get A Chance To Rejoin The Show, And Expect The Unexpected In The Finale!
Contestants Remaining:
Ale (The Soldier Wolf With A Tragic Past)
Cuddles (The Confident Bunny And Former Father)
Disco Bear (The Ladies Bear)
Flaky (The Fearful Porcupine)
Giggles (The Princess)
Gillian (The Beautiful Yet Dangerous Fox)
Josh (The Artist)
Lammy (The Schizophrenic Sheep)
Mai (Anime Senpai)
Magnolia (Shadow Power)
Nutty (The Candy Addicted Squirrel)
Petunia (Former OCD Victim)
Snowers (The Angel Tanooki)
Stacy (Petunia's Sister)
Toothy (The Bucked Tooth Wonder)
Yoyo (Mr. Jackie Chan 2.0)
Contestants Eliminated (In Elimination Order):
Pranky (The Prankster)
Splendid (The Superhero)
Truffles (Vote Or Die Runner-up)
Lifty (The Kleptomaniac Raccoon)
Shifty (The Second Thief)
Mole (Legally Blind)
Mime (The Voice Of The Voiceless)
Lumpy (Idiot Boy)
Pop (The Fatherly Bear) (Quits For Real This Time, Will Never Return)
Krazy (The Missionary)
Winter (The Ice Princess)
Skaggles (The Nightmare Fighter) (Eliminated Himself To Be With Winter)
Russell (The Otter Pirate)
Pierce (The Duncan Impersonator)
Flippy (The Bear Soldier)
Sniffles (The Know-It-All)
Sammy (The Cuddles X Giggles Supporter)
Lenny (Mr. Hank Azaria)
Handy (The Handless Beaver)
Elimination Votes:
Marshmallow Method
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Ale Alice Belongs To @The-PirateQueen
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Rosalie Belongs To @TheYoshiState
Yumi Mai Belongs To @ArtsyGumi
Winter Belongs To @pumpkinsandink
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Magnolia Belongs To @Cygnawolf
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