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Q: Bisa nanya metode apa? :D
A: Metode grounding Mathias melibatkan invasi ruang pribadi.
Q: So... Uh... What happened two years ago, Ikyo?
A: Let's just say he don't wanna playing shamisen again for the rest of his life.
Q: Why Lost Saga called their currencies Peso like Mexico or the Philippines again?
A: I have no idea either. And I don't play the game anymore (maybe I'll play again after get a new laptop, which is probably NEVER).
Q: Really? Victor can't spell? Also, ngapain ada Ladonia di sini? Microstate dihitung?
A: I have my reason. And I wanna include someone who is NOT Sealand (I don't hate him btw).
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Chapter 302: ImaGenerate
"I know you don't work, but I don't work for free. If you give me two ice cream cups, I'll distract Emy for you."
"I can't buy you ice cream, Icy." Thundy protested.
Icy thinking. "Hmm... Sorry babygirl, but business is business."
~The Defibrillator Toaster~
Every morning, Arie will be annoyed by his father and Zen (Tumma also joining sometimes) doing this exchange:
"WE'RE LOSING THEM! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!" (Femuto)
"DON'T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMN IT! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC'S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!" (Zen)
"He's bread, man!" (Femuto)
"Time of deliciousness : 7:15 A.M" (Tumma)
"If we don't restart his heart, he's toast!" (Zen)
"JESUS CRUST!" (Femuto)
"JAM IT!" (Zen)
"Daddy's in a butter place now, kids." (Tumma)
And all of that because of the new toaster Zen get from lottery that just happened to be shaped like the defibrillator.
~Another Sext Incident~
The title said it all.
Private Message
Arta
Dary.
Whatever you do, don't look at our group chat.
Please, for the love of Mother Nature.
Daren
TOO LATE! I ALREADY DID!
MY EYES! IT BURNS!
Arta
I know!
How can I unsee that?!
Meanwhile...
Vivi
Vieny, did you get my message?
Vience
Yes.
However, there's a little... problem with your message.
Vivi
What do you mean?
Vience
... You sent the full message to our group chat.
Vivi
... So everyone else saw it?
Vience
Yep.
Vivi
... I wanna drown myself.
Garuchan Main Chat
Alisa
Are you telling me that your girlfriend accidentally sexted your brothers and cousin?
Vience
Yes...
Will the embarrassment ever die down?
Vivi asking this seriously because Arta and Dary are still traumatized.
Elwa
I'm gonna ask Thundy if he has something that can erase memories.
Alpha
It seems we have another "let us never speak of this again" moment to put on the list.
I mean, this ain't the first time someone sent an embarrassing text to a group chat.
Remember what did Donna do back then? (Call-Back to Chapter 289 'ClariTyre' bagian 'Donna Embarrassed Everyone'.)
Donna
... I thought we agreed to never speak of it again.
Teiron
Yeah, seriously.
Do you want me to tell everyone about what happened at Disco Night?
Marin
What happened at Disco Night?
Teiron
Well, you see... That was happened when odjdoshcodbdidhdi
Adelia
Are you okay, Tei?
Maurice
Why did Alpha throw his phone at Tei's face?
Rina
We just wanted to know what happened at Disco Night.
Maurice
... Oh.
Adelia
Can you at least give us a hint of what happened back then?
Maurice
Let's just say that I'm never wearing roller skates ever again.
Donna
... That kind of line just brings up more questions.
Maurice
I better go get Lisa because Alpha tackled Teiron to the floor and they started pulling each other's hair.
Yubi
Anyway, Vience.
How did Saphire react to that sext message?
You only mention Daren and Arta getting traumatized.
Vience
About that...
Private Message
Iris
... Are you seriously saving screenshots of the sext message, Saphire?
Saphire
Why not?
This is prime blackmail material!
Vivi will never hear the end of this.
Vivi then had a strange feeling that she needed to choke Saphire.
~Uno with Kamen Rider collectible cards~
"How's Game Night, Greeny?" Margie asking in video call.
"Things took an... interesting turn."
"What kind of interesting turn?"
Luthias just switch the camera to shows Mathias, Victor, Exoray, and Tobias play a game at the table in mini bar... with some familiar cards.
Advent deck cards from Ryuki, Rouze cards from Blade, Decade's Kamen Ride cards, and Chemy cards from Gotchard.
Margie dumbfounded at the cards that they used. "... What the heck are they doing?"
"They told me it was Uno."
"How come we never invited Enara to Game Night anymore?" Mathias asking.
"Aniki..." Luthias looking at his oldest brother with deadpanned face. "Remember what happened when she suggested us playing strip poker?"
Victor shudders when he remember that. "Oh yeah."
"... I'll call back later." Margie closed the call.
"Guys, there's a problem."
They turned at Tobias' voice and saw Musket trying to choke Exoray.
"... What did he do this time?" Alexia asking from the door, completely dumbfounded at what he just saw.
"Apparently he used some of Musket's Diend cards to play?" Tobias explaining what he knows.
Alexia facepalmed. "Figures."
Then Lucy comes in and settled things by immediately doing a suplex at her older brother. Mathias takes the picture of it to make a meme that went viral instantly.
~Nuts and Cat Poop~
The Silver Twins are at Edgar's house, Rendy is playing game with the host while Hendry is watching. There's two other people playing at different places with them.
"Did you put the bin out for the bin guy? It's all I'll ask." Tumma singing a song in the voice chat. "Did you put the bin out for the bin guy? It's all bin men ask."
'Seriously, why that song of all thing?' Rendy mentally complains.
"Hey, Ren." Zen called in the voice chat, he's at the mini bar in Garuchan base.
"What?" Rendy replies.
"You know Candice?"
"Oh, I don't know, sorry. I'm gonna ask Ily later."
"I'm at the DraFlamia right now, I can do that for you." Tumma said the truth since he's at the staff room of that restaurant right now.
"No-"
"Tell her I said hi!" Hendry cutting in.
Tumma chuckled. "Alright then."
"So the full name is 'Candice (can this) nuts fit in your mouth'." (Zen)
"Urgh..." (Rendy)
"Pfft..." (Tumma)
"You know Luise? That's Candice's friend, you know." (Hendry)
"What?" (Rendy)
"Huh? Really?" (Zen)
"Yeah. The full name is 'Luisep kacang gue'." (Hendry)
Tumma's laugh can be heard right away.
"Aaah... Why my twin brother are like this?" Rendy lamenting while put down his phone on the table and covering his face.
Edgar just ignoring what happened and stay focused on the game.
Tumma's laugh can still been heard until he finally coughs due to out of breath.
After being quiet for a minute, Zen admits defeat. "... I got countered."
Hendry gets the last laugh.
Several minutes later...
"-like a gross bus stop and a lobster with breast implants." Tumma said. "One is a crusty bus station and one is a busty crustacean."
"Genbard goblok!" Zen suddenly cussing.
Somewhere in another world, a white haired man with cat ears wearing black and orange clothes sneezes when he's about to eat his lollipop.
"Hey devil, keep your words for yourself!" Rendy called out.
"I already keep it well, but I can't help it, what can I do if I wanna say 'goblok' at you."
"Oh shut it, you cat's shit!"
"Oh no, do you like cat poop? I didn't expect that." After hearing what Tumma said, Zen has a laughing fit until he coughs.
"Did you choke on the cat poop?" Hendry asking.
Tumma laughing again.
"Don't continue it!" Rendy snapped.
Edgar then finally butts in after being quiet the whole time. "I didn't expect, all this time, I have a friend who like eating cat poop."
"I didn't like eating it, guys. Y'all are misunderstood. I actually like drinking it." Zen replies.
Edgar raising an eyebrow. "Oh. That's a very... Very, very-"
"Beyond reason."
"Weird."
Rendy and Edgar said that two words above at the same time.
"Beyond reason." Edgar repeats Rendy's word.
"Yeah." Rendy sighs.
"I didn't know that cat poop can be drunk, this whole time I thought it only can be eaten." Edgar said.
"Have you guys never thought to mix cat poop with soup?" Zen asking. "Become a milkshake."
"By blender it?" Hendry asking.
"The blendered cat poop." Tumma softly giggling. "That's sound stupid."
"Urgh... I'm dizzy... from all this bullshit..." Rendy tiredly complains, Edgar patting his back in sympathy.
To Be Continue, bukan Tempest Bring Chaos (?)...
Yep, English Chapter untuk selingan sebelum lanjut ke "Drunken Rampage" part 2 (that will involving Arta in some way) di bulan Juni nanti.
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