Chapter 38: Game night

Goddess of Creation: Hello, Nemuri!

Rated R: Hello, my dear!

Goddess of Creation: I once again want to thank you for providing me with your quirk samples. The experiment was a success! I was able to recreate your sleeping gas.

Rated R: Now you just need a hairdo and a replica of my suit and you can basically act as my double on the field.

Goddess of Creation: No, thanks. I prefer guns over whips.

Rated R: What a pity.

Goddess of Creation: Still, I owe you a lot. If there is anything you want, I can make it happen.

Rated R: Nothing brings me satisfaction like young love. Please, tell me about your relationship. I promise to keep it between us.

Goddess of Creation: I'm dating Shouji, Jirou and Kendou. I plan to finally get intimate with the first two soon.

Rated R: This puts a smile on my face. You and I are a lot more similar than I thought. Say, isn't Kendou Midoriya's girlfriend?

Goddess of Creation: She never outright denied it, so it's possible. Although, I'm sure she loves me more.

Rated R: How do you avoid rumors? Pretty much everyone calls your VP a lady killer but you are still in the clear.

Goddess of Creation: Kyoka and Mezou don't blush in my presence all the time. They are quite good at hiding their feelings, which is quite handy in this situation.

Rated R: Do you need a Sex Ed session?

Goddess of Creation: No, ma'am. I've read plenty of books on that.

Rated R: Knowledge without experience isn't very useful. I'll make an appointment for you and your close friends.

Goddess of Creation: All right. Bye!

In an attempt to familiarize Momo with how regular people hang out, Itsuka invited her and Izuku to play board games. The genius brought Mezou and Kyoka as her plus ones but Izuku was too busy to come. Kendou's parents weren't home yet, so they could play uninterrupted. Time was 16:00.

Yaoyorozu pulled out a box from her bag. It was a UA themed monopoly just for this occasion. The quality was so good that cards and pieces were indistinguishable from official products. The map was designed after UA facilities, Mr Monopoly was replaced with Miss Yaomomo and figures were represented by Hero classes' quirks: Hourglass, Grenade, Sandal with wings, Crow, Lizard, Lightning Bolt, Fist, Hand Mirror. The police officer in the corner was replaced by Eraserhead.

"Wow, you really went an extra mile. I just asked you to bring a board game." Red head was amazed at the sight.

"I don't accept anything lesser than perfection, especially when it comes to my loved ones." Raven was proud of herself.

"That is true." Jirou had to agree.

"Whoever wins today gets to have my hand in marriage!" Momo announced.

"What?" The 1B representative was taken aback.

"I hope she's kidding. This sounds way too childish even for her." Mutant thought to himself.

"I'm pretty sure women in Japan can't marry each other, Yaomomo." Rocker tried to correct her.

"Big deal. We can just change citizenships." Genius shrugged.

"You make it sound easy."

"It is easy when you have my resources."

"Here she goes boasting again!" Kendou was getting irritated.

"But what if you win, Momo?"

"Then you'll have to try your luck another time." She giggled. "Let me remind you the rules first…"

16:10.

Shouji landed on "Chance" and read the card out loud.

"Kiss Momo on the belly and collect 200$." He turned towards her. "Seriously?"

"Of course."

16:13.

Kyoka landed on "Community chest" and got "Get out of Jail free" card. The picture showed Bakugo and Yaoyorozu shooting Aizawa with ultraviolet. This put a smile on everyone's faces.

16:17.

Momo was slightly ahead in terms of properties, but Itsuka wasn't far behind. The other two weren't very lucky with their dice throws.

"Yaomomo, I've wanted to ask you something. Why do you hang out with simpler folks? I would expect someone like you to prefer high class company." Mezou asked.

"Truth be told, I've never been a fan of other rich children. Most of them are shallow potato heads who want to sit on their butts all day. I find that commoners are a lot more alive and full of personality."

"Thanks, I guess." Giant was a bit confused by the response.

16:21

Itsuka's "Chance" card was outrageous.

"Pay the bank 50$ for each house and 100$ for each hotel OR kiss Momo's foot."

"Are you kidding me, Yaomomo? What if you got this card and didn't have enough money?"

"I shower regularly, so kissing my own foot isn't an issue." Raven hair deadpanned.

"Flawless logic." Kendou wanted to face palm.

16:24

"Kyoka, Mezou. How did your parents react to your… girlfriend?" Red head got curious.

"My dad tried to act tough but mom quickly cut him off. They said they really like Yaomomo and her supportive nature." Kyoka was first to answer.

"My parents were happy to see me happy, that's all."

"Are they aware that you are both dating the same person?"

Rocker and Mutant nodded.

"What about you, Momo?"

"My parents accept me just the way I am."

"That explains why you are so spoiled."

16:27

Momo stroke a deal to get all the railway stations, getting herself a large advantage. Kyoka was on the verge of bankruptcy. Her "Community chest" said "Let Kendou put her foot on your face and get 1000$."

"Damn it! It was supposed to be my card!" Genius let out a sigh.

"Is Yaoyorozu Midoriya's secret sister?" Martial artist half jokingly wondered.

"You know, I think I've had enough Monopoly for today."

"Hey! I wash my feet every day!" Itsuka was a bit offended.

"That's not the issue. I just don't think I can win today." Kyoka surrendered.

16:35

Yaoyorozu's lucky streak has come to an end. Several landings in rival territory in a row put her in a tough spot. Red head was getting ahead.

16:39

"Itsuka, how was your final exam?"

"Me and Tetsutetsu were against Cementoss. The metal head wanted to run forward like a man, but it was pretty obvious that sensei would outlast us in a battle of attrition. We split and remained low key to ambush him from the sides. What about you guys?"

"Shouji ran forward like a man while I did nothing." Kyoka was a bit sad saying that.

"To be fair, we only had one pair of soundproof earmuffs because I usually don't need them." Mezou tried to reason.

"Bakugo and I stocked up on gear and exploited every vampire weakness I've learnt against Midoriya-kun."

"How did you convince blond to listen to you? During battle trials he and Iida were arguing a lot."

"Unlike today, fate was on my side that time." Momo made a devious smile.

16:44

"Momo, why do you want to be a hero?" Kendou asked.

"I believe my quirk and my intelligence will be invaluable assets in the field."

"But you could just donate items or money to charities if you want to help."

"I don't want to sit still, Itsuka. I want to get into the danger and use my wits to overcome all obstacles in my way."

"That actually sounds impressive."

16:49

Raven hair's black streak caused her to go bankrupt. Seeing how dominant Kednou was in the late game, Mezou decided to forfeit the game.

"Congratulations!" Everyone clapped to the winner.

Momo grabbed a ring box from her bag and got down on her knee. Inside the box there was a golden ring with an emerald matching Istuka's eyes.

"So, do you accept my generous offer?" She smirked.

"May be… may be after we graduate." Martial artist got red from embarrassment.

"All right. By the way, you can keep the ring and the game." She put the open box on the table.

"Wait, Yaomomo. I don't think you could predict her victory in a random game. Did you make three rings?" Mezou wanted to know for sure.

"Correction: I BOUGHT three rings. Do you want yours?"

Kendou's parents have arrived. Her mother was a car mechanic who taught her daughter how to handle similar machinery, and her father was a karate instructor that worked in a dojo. Kendou was a carbon copy of her mother in terms of looks. They were both proud of Itsuka'a achievements as a UA student. Naturally, they were excited to see her friends come to play.

"Hello, Mr and Mrs Kednou." The guests bowed down in response.

"Hello, children. Itsuka." Her mother sounded pleased. "You didn't tell me that your friend would be the 3rd place from Sports Festival. Momo Yaoyorozu, right?"

"Right, and we are more than friends." Genius hugged the read head and looked at the ring box.

"Oh my… Is that an engagement ring?" Father's jaw dropped. "I guess you are being pretty serious."

"I thought you were dating that Midoriya kid." Mother was confused.

"It's complicated, mom." Red head was red like a chili pepper.

"Well, in any case, we happy for you. Just make sure your partner knows how to protect themselves, okay?" Trainer patted her on the head. "I could spare some time to teach karate."

"Okay, dad."

"As for you, young lady. We appreciate the gesture, but I should probably take the ring back to the shop. I imagine it must have cost a lot."

"She can keep it. I can buy a hundred of them." Yaomomo shrugged.

Itsuka's parents fainted.

Class presidents were walking towards Takoba beach. Momo's others lovers went home.

"I told you they'd react this way. Not anyone is as rich as you are."

"Or as beautiful and intelligent."

"I know, but I didn't want to lie to them. I'd rather know immediately if they have problems with me."

"You could have at least phrased it better. Honestly, why do I still hang out you?"

"Because you love me." The confident tone caught Kendou off guard and caused her to blush.

"Well, may be I do. Nevertheless, I still think you need to be brought down to Earth a little. A few weeks ago Midoriya promised me to clean up Takoba beach for me. I want you to go there and help him. You can use your quirk to destroy the garbage or move it somewhere else, but don't just call someone and make them do it for you. Perhaps hard work will humble you a bit."

"Fine, but in return I want you to wear that ring all the time. You don't have to tell anyone where it's from, but I'd better see it on your finger when I meet you at UA."

"Deal." They shook hands and Yaomomo went to do the cleaning work.

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