Chapter 39: Whips, cards and cards again.

When asked what Hagakure wants as a reward, she said she wants to be "bound and abused". Having no such experience, green head decide to get help from a professional.

Green Devil: Hello, Nemuri-sama.

Rated R: Hello, Izuku.

Green Devil: Could you please help me get some kinky gear and tell me how to use it? I promised to reward Tooru if she passes the finals.

Rated R: But of course.

Green Devil: Great! I'll send you the list.

The green haired girl was naked on her bed. She was chained, gagged and blindfolded. She could hear two people entering the room. Izuku was whispering in her ear.

"This is what you want, right?"

She excitedly nodded.

"You'll do anything I say?" Midoriya tried to imitate Midnight.

There was another nod.

"All right. You've been a good student lately, so I will reward you. Say, have you ever kissed someone before?"

Tooru shook her head. Someone removed her gag.

"You are about to get your first kiss. Get your lips into position."

His lips and tongue were soft, but his saliva tasted weird. It stung in her mouth.

Someone removed the blindfold.

"Ha!" Alien girl in a knock off Midnight suit pointed at the herself. "You thought your first kiss would be Izuku, but it was I, Mina!"

"What?"

"You didn't think you could one-up me, did you?" Ashido cracked her whip.

"Sorry, I just thought it'd funny." Izuku was laughing. "Anyway, I promised to spend some time with Tokoyami and Dark Shadow today, so I'll be leaving you two."

"Wait, Izuku! What about me?" The visible girl pleaded.

"You are getting bound and abused, just like you asked. I trust that Mina is much better at it than me. Besides, you told me you'd do anything I say. I say you should put your faith in Alien Queen. Have fun!" He left the room.

"With pleasure!" Horned girl saluted at the door.

"Wait, that's… hhh uuuu" Tooru was gagged again.

"I wonder what is the female equivalent of blue balled."

"You talk too much. How about we use Call Me gesture instead of a safe word?"

After some thinking, Hagakure reluctantly gave thumbs up.

Bird boy came to read Tarot cards. To his surprise, green head had next to no knowledge about them. Regardless, he wanted to see what story the cards can tell about the class Vice President. He turned off the light in Izuku's room, put some candles and prepared a very old looking deck. After shuffling and cutting, there were 3 stacks in front of the boys.

"Midoriya, please ask a question about yourself. You don't have to say it out loud."

"Yeah, go ahead." The sentient quirk emerged.

"Dark Shadow, do not interfere with this ritual."

"Phh, fine. It's boring anyway." The quirk went back into the boy's body.

"I hate fortune tellers! Getting their noses in other people's fates!" Diavolo was angrier than usual.

"Aren't you a fortune teller too?" Kira wanted to poke fun at the boss.

"Quod licet Iovi, non licet bovi*. I am a God, this kid is a bull!"

"He's a bird, sir."

"You know what I'm talking about, Midoriya!"

"Will things work out between me and the girls?" That was green head's first question. Fumikage flipped cards and began his interpretation.

"The past: Tower. Weak foundations of your body and spirit caused you to repel your female peers."

"I guess he's talking about my mumbling and low self esteem."

"The present: Lovers. Dedication to your relationships with opposite gender is admirable."

"The future: Chariot. Personal triumphs as you overcome every obstacle that life throws your way."

"Cool! Let's try this with another question."

They were interrupted by loud moans. Inko entered her son's room.

"Pumpkin, what's going on? It sounds like someone's dying."

"Mina and Tooru are having too much fun. Don't worry, I'll ask them to quiet down."

"Please do. I'd try it myself but I'd probably die from embarrassment."

"Moving onto my next question: Will my quirk develop further?" Fumikage flipped 3 more cards.

"The past: Devil. The weaknesses of your quirk caused you to fear it."

"Okay?"

"The present: World. Fate itself favors you above all else, which is why you have this quirk."

"That's right!" Izuku got excited.

"The future: Justice. In the end, your quirk will allow you to achieve the truth and make justice prevail."

"I guess it means I'll be very important as a pro hero!"

Ochako entered the room.

"Hi, guys. I just came back from a walk. What are you doing?"

"We are attempting to uncover fate's designs with tarot cards." Tokoyami was being Tokoyami.

"Sounds nice. Can I join?"

"Yes! Ignore the moans by the way."

"So, was going into heroics in my goal help my parents a correct choice?"

"The past: Temperance. Your parents lived a satisfying life back in the day."

Brunette nodded.

"The present: Hanged Man. Your choice was a consequence of some big change that affected your family."

"Yes. Some bad decisions have led their company into a tight spot. I want to a hero so I can support them!"

"The future: Star. The healing process is inevitable. You just need to keep hope alive."

"Sounds reassuring. Thanks, Tokoyami!"

After a few more fortune tellings, Fumikage thanked Izuku and pulled out a different set of cards. It was a custom made deck created by Momo at the boy's request. Each card had a portrait that could easily be placed in a fancy magazine.

Hearts were represented by class 1A. A – Aizawa, K – Midoriya (with King Crimson), Q – Yaoyorozu, J – Todoroki, 10 – Shouji, 9 – Jirou, 8 – Tokoyami, 7 – Iida, 6 – Tsuyu, 5 – Uraraka, 4 - Ashido, 3 - Hagakure, 2 – Bakugo.

"Why am I only a 5?" Brunette got offended.

"I don't think there is any logic to cards 2-10. Ace is homeroom teacher, and may be faces are the best students in the class." Green head parried.

"Perhaps it's her opinion of a person? Bakugo is 2." Dark Shadow wondered.

"May be you're right." Izuku saw some sense there.

Diamonds were class 1B: A – Kan, K – Monoma, Q – Kendou, J – Honenuki, 10 – Tokage, 9 – Shiozaki, 8 – Shishida, 7 – Yanagi, 6 – Pony, 5 – Kaminari, 4 - Tetsutetsu 3 – Kirishima, 2 – Mineta.

"I get it!" Ochako exclaimed "King and Queen are class representatives and Jack is one of the recommended students."

"Makes sense."

Remaining UA staff was used as clubs: A – All Might, K – Principal, Q – Midnight, 10 – Snipe, 9 – Hound Dog, 8 – Cementoss, 7 – Thirteen, 6 – Present Mic, 5 – Ectoplasm, 4 – Recovery Girl, 3 – Power Loader, 2 – Lunch Rush.

"13 should have been the Queen!"

"No, Midnight more than deserves this spot." Green head wanted to pay back for all the good R Rated hero did to him.

"I vouch for Recovery Girl. Although spiritual damage is beyond her capabilities, she healed my flesh on multiple occasions."

"Fair enough."

Other Pro Heroes were spades: A – Endeavor, K – Best Jeanist, Q – Ryukyu, J – Hawks, 10 –Edgeshot, 9 – Wash, 8 – Kamui Woods, 7 – Fat Gum, 6 – Miruko, 5 – Gang Orca, 4 – Wild Wild Pussycats, 3 – Yoroi Musha 2 – Uwabami.

"Don't show this deck to Shoto or he'll incinerate it." Izuku warned.

"Why?"

"He's on bad terms with his father."

"Understood."

"Why didn't Yaomomo make a tarot deck for you, Fumi?" Ochako was curious.

"This deck comes from my grand-grandparents. Replacing it would mean abandoning their fortune and wisdom that is imbued within the cards."

"Okay. We can play Texas Hold em with Momo's deck. My mom is actually pretty good at shuffling with her quirk, so she can be the dealer."

"I don't have money to spare, sorry."

"It's alright, Ochako. We can play with arbitrary tokens."

"Can your quirk play too? Please?" Dark Shadow did a prayer pose.

"Ok. Killer Queen!" The cat appeared and hugged its "sister".

"Good thing he doesn't have forms that can easily cheat in poker with their abilities." Fumikage thought to himself.

"Why did you tell him stands are sentient? Now you have to play this dumb charade."

"I mean, you guys are sentient, so I won't sound completely nuts if I talk to you out loud by accident. Besides, I feel kind of bad for Dark Shadow."

Ochako ended up getting one good hand after another. The last round was all in against Killer Queen. Kitty had a straight but brunette had 1A flush in her hands, so she won the game after a nail biting showdown. She almost regretted not betting actual money. Toyokami thanked Midoriya for hospitality and left. The remaining teens went to check up on Tooru. She had whip marks on her body and some traces of mild acid burns on her torso. Mina left several writings with a marker, ranging from "Cutie" and "Nice body" to "Izuku's property" and "Nemuri Kayama Jr".

"This is way too much for me." Space girl immediately went out of the room.

"Midori, you are back, and just in time! I'm getting tired, so I'll head home, okay?"

"Sure. Did you leave her hands intact?"

"Of course, I made sure not secrete acid when I licked them. This was so fun! We should do it again."

"Yeah." Hagakure sounded exhausted.

"O, and just to be sure." Pinky grabbed Izuku and gave him a deep kiss. "You've seen that, Tooru? I've got his first kiss too!" This didn't provoke a reaction like she was hoping.

After Alien Queen left, Izuku removed the restraints, ensured that girl wasn't injured and sent her to wash herself. He promised to actually play with her himself next time and then left the house too. He needed to spend at least a few hours getting rid of the garbage on the beach.

Author's note: "Gods may do what cattle may not." Diavolo never speaks Latin in Jojo, but I think this quote fits him well enough.