Okay, this isn't a requested one-shot, but I wanted to do this.
Also, NON-CANON! NON-CANON! NON-CANON! NON-CANON! NON-CANON! NON-CANON! NON-CANON! NON-CANON! NON-CANON! NON-CANON! NON-CANON! NON-CANON! NON-CANON!
Sorry, just had to make sure you get that.
(The Hotel)
"Uh… so, it's ara ara?" Ash read a piece of paper in his hand.
"Uh, it's actually pronounced with an accent on the Rs. It's something like saying 'Oh my' and all." Conner tells him.
"Okay… why do you want me to say it again?"
"Eh, don't mind it." Angel says while setting up a camera behind the crowd of girls. "Just say it."
"... Okay, is this a lewd thing? Cause I'm not doing it if-"
"No, no, look just… forget about him. Just say it with passion." Conner tells him again.
"You invited us all here for this shit?" Helsa asked in annoyance. "Seriously, you think your stupid boyfriend is gonna get to me?"
"Fuck off. If you didn't want to come here, you should've stayed home." Charlie tells her.
"Did we have to invite… 'her' here?" Vaggie says while pointing at a certain Overlord.
"You got a problem with me being here?" Velvette says before she holds her phone up.
"I think we all should have a problem with you here." Clara says in some malice.
"Sister, please keep calm." Odette tells her.
"Well, what about her?" Helsa asked, referring to the angel.
"Oh, I got permission to be here. I've actually never heard of ara ara either. I kinda wanna see what this is all about." Emily tells her.
"Okay, forget it, just… everyone is here. Ash, you can say the line whenever." Conner says while stepping away.
"Really? Uh… okay?" The human says while putting the paper away.
He looked at the group of girls, minus Angel in front of him and got a little nervous. He cleared his throat and took a deep breath before opening his mouth.
"... Ara, ara?" He said it awkwardly.
Helsa snorted and Velvette smirked in amusement while the rest of the girls felt bad for him. However, the porn demon looked annoyed. Ash looked nervous as he scratched his head.
"Did… did I do it right?" He asked.
"Yeah, sure." Velvette says pitifully before Clara smacks her on the arm.
"No, no, you did it all wrong, kid." Angel says after walking up to the boy. "Listen, you can't just say it like that. You have to say it with passion, let it the fuck out!"
"Okay, okay…" Ash takes a deep breath. "Ara ara!"
"Okay, better. Just not so loud."
"Ara ara." He says quietly.
"Too quiet."
"Ara ara!" He says again.
"Good, now just lower your voice."
"Ara ara." He says in a gruff voice.
"Too low."
"Ara ara." He said in the right pitch.
"Good, now just sprinkle a bit of charisma and you got it."
"Uh… in what manner?"
"Oh, I'll give you something." Angel says before clearing his throat and turning for a second, then he turns his head. "Ara, ara. ~" He says in a sensual and seductive tone.
"... So, like that?"
"Yeah, go ahead."
"Alright." Ash then turned and turned his head to face him. "Ara, ar-*COUGH*!"
"Okay, almost got it."
"This is just sad." Helsa says.
"Pathetic even. My viewers ain't getting enough shit from this." Velvette says.
"Leave him alone. He's trying." Emily tells them.
"Yeah, not like you guys have anything better to do anyway. Don't be giving him shit or I will stab you." Vaggie tells them.
"Oh, go ahead and try." Velvette tells her with a daring grin.
"Don't get any ideas, bitch." Cherri tells her.
"Got it?" Angel asked.
"Got it." Ash tells him.
"Okay, go ahead."
The demon then walked away from him. He turned to the group of girls and sighed before getting in position, turning his back to them before he started mumbling to himself.
"This is gonna be hilarious." Helsa says as the princess glares at her.
"Don't listen to them, Ash! Just do your best!" Charlie says.
Ash smirked a bit before clearing his throat. He straightened up as the girls waited in anticipation. He took a deep breath, then turned his head to face them.
"Ara, ara. ~"
And just like that, reactions between the girls burst out. Charlie jolted in place as she felt her heart get stabbed a million times, Vaggie hunched over while holding her chest, Emily was wide-eyed and red-faced, Helsa's mouth was agape with a red face and steam coming out of her head, the Carmine sisters were frozen in place as they stared, Cherri just held out a thumbs up with blood coming from her nose, and Velvette was covering her bleeding nose as best as she could while keeping her phone up and recording as her livestream was blowing up.
Ash looked worried, wondering what the hell he just said. "Uh, Angel?" He looked back, only to see the porn demon lying on the ground with blood seeping from his nose.
"You did good, kid." Angel says with a thumbs up and a smile.