Friendly reminder: these are NON-CANON stories so don't take these as canon to the original story.
Yes, I know this wasn't requested either but… Okay, I can't decide which request to do, I'm sorry. When I do decide on one, I'll do it, but… not right now.
(The Hotel)
"I'm sorry, their honeymoon?" Husk asked in disbelief as he stood behind his bar.
"Yeah, apparently they're gonna be gone for a while or some shit like that." Angel says in a bored tone.
"Okay, but…" Husk then looked out into the lobby. "The fuck does that have to do with all these guys."
He was referring to the large group of Pokemon that were littering the lobby. Pentious was trying to get around but ended up getting run over by a few of them. Some of the egg boys were treating it like a playground, going from one Pokemon to the next, laughing stupidly.
"Yeah, I don't fucking know. He just sent a text saying he took them here to show off but forgot to take them back." Angel tells him as the snake pops out of the crowd of Pokemon.
"Oh, this is…" Pentious says as he pants. "I don't like this."
"Ugh, please tell me they're not gonna be gone long." Husk says.
"Hey, man, they didn't tell me jack shit for how long they'd be gone for." Angel tells him.
"I ain't babysitting these things while they're gone."
"I don't want to watch them either! Ya think I signed up for this shit!?" He yelled before getting a text on his phone. "'Don't worry, I left my backpack in the kitchen with Pokemon Food. You can't miss it, it's labeled.' Wow, real helpful."
Husk huffed before he went to the kitchen, not noticing a certain otter clinging to his back. It didn't take too long to find the backpack since its colorful appearance stood out from… well everything. He picked it up before inspecting it.
"How does he expect there to be enough food for all these guys in this tiny thing?" He mutters to himself.
He got down and unzipped it before opening it and going through it. He started throwing some clothes out to look for the food, but no luck. After a bit of grumbling, he reached back in and grabbed something, then pulled it out revealing… a set of bowls.
"W… what?" He says confused before putting it in the pile and then reaching in again, pulling the next thing out which were… silverware utensils. "What the hell does he do with these?"
He dropped them with the pile before reaching in and searching again. While he was searching, the snake and spider went over to him and looked puzzled before looking back.
"Hey, you need help or…?" Angel asked.
"I don't know. I don't get how he could fit all this-Wait…" Husk says while grabbing something before stopping. "Is this…" He says as he started pulling. "OH HELL NAW! There's a… There's a fucking chair in here!" He says as he started pulling a folding chair out.
"Oh shit, really!?" Angel says before going up and helping him pull it out, tossing it on the pile. "Wh-... what is this? That shit shouldn't even fit in that tiny bag."
"What is this witchcraft?" Pentious says as he goes over to the backpack and looks in it. "I can't see the bottom."
"Yeah, like… is there a dildo in here or something?" Angel asked while reaching inside and started pulling the first thing he could find. "Wha… is this a table?" He says before Pentious also reached in and together they pulled out- "A fucking picnic table-How did he fit this shit in there!?"
"Wait a second…" Pentious says before pulling out a giant cooking pot. "Goodness."
"The fuck else is in there?"
The cat then reached into the bag and grabbed something, starting to pull it out, yanking a bit before stopping and pulling the flaps open. Peaking out of the bag was… a kid… a kid wearing a backwards blue cap just staring at them with a blank stare. The three of them looked shocked beyond belief at what they were staring at.
"... Hello." The boy said cheerfully. "My name's Joey, and I like shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear." He says while holding his hand out.
"H-hello, Joey…" Pentious says while nervously waving.
"How the actual fuck did you get in there?" Husk says in disbelief.
"Oh, Ash asked me to get something down here… kinda forgot what it was." Joey says. "Do you need something?"
"Y-yeah, uh… we were looking for the… food for the Poke… things."
"Oh, I got it." The boy then looks into the bag and starts searching before moving a bit, revealing the top to something. "Here you go?"
The demons looked at each other before reaching in and started pulling. They were heaving as they started to pull and out popped a giant container filled with kibble, labeled 'Pokemon Food' that was as big as the fridge, maybe bigger… and the boy tossed out a lot of food bowls as well. The demons were in absolute shock seeing it.
"HOW!?" Angel says.
"What is this black magic?" Pentious says.
"Eh, it's not black magic. There's a lot of room here actually." Joey says.
"... Right, uh… just… how long have you been in there for?" Husk asked.
"I don't know, maybe a… a week… and a half… I honestly can't remember." Joey says before looking like he is about to have a mental break- "You wanna fight my Rattata?" He says before reaching out happily with a Pokeball in hand. "He's really strong."
"Okay, okay-" Angel says as he walks over.
"Wait, what're you-"
"Back in you go." He says while shoving the kid back inside.
He then zipped it up before looking at the other demons. A small moment of silence between them as they registered what just happened.
"Agree to never speak about this?" Husk asked.
"Agreed." The other two say.
"Yeah."