I got done watching a comic dub for a version of Emily doing this and decided to take some 'inspiration' from it.
"So ya do have alcohol up where you come from?" Angel asks as he sits at the bar.
"Yeah, we do, but I just don't see any reason to drink it." Ash tells him.
"Not even down here?"
"No. I'm not even old enough."
"Here ya are." Husk says as he slides two glasses to them.
"Seriously, this place doesn't care about underage drinking. Your mom doesn't even have to know." Angel still says.
"Hell or not, I'm not drinking even when I become old enough."
"Pussy."
Ash just gave him a small glare before he started slipping his drink. Angel then took a swig of his drink… then looked dumbfounded before pulling the glass away from his lips. He looked at the drink while squinting a bit.
"Ugh, is this what juice tastes like in Hell? It's so bitter." Ash says aloud.
Angel's eyes then widened before he looked at the cat. "Aha, uh… Husk, you didn't pour two juice cups, right?" He asked with a nervous smile.
"Nah, that's your drink, and that's the… kids…" Husk starts to say before his eyes slowly widen.
Ash's eyes were wide before he looked down, seeing the glass a twelfth empty than it was before. His hand began to shake before dropping it on the counter.
"Oh, shit."
"Why the fuck didn't you say anything!?" Angel asks him.
"I-I didn't know! I just thought that's how it normally tasted!" Ash tells him before standing up. "Oh, no, no, no, no, no-What's gonna happen to me!?"
"Relax kid. Look, I know it's fucking scary at first, but I think you're gonna be fine." Angel reassures him.
"Are you sure?"
"Yes. Come on, it was just one drink. Plus, you seem to be fine right now."
Ash looked at himself, then sighed. "Guess you're right." He says in relief.
"Yeah, like I said, don't worry."
"Uh, Angel…" Husk leans over the counter and whispers. "That shit was mixed with Beelzejuice."
Angel's face then dropped when hearing that. The boy looked concerned by that face, waiting for him to say something. He hissed before exhaling.
"Well, congrats on popping your cherry."
"..." Ash stared at him. "... Hold on, WH-!?"
(Later)
"All these squares make a circle. All these squares make a circle. All these squares make a circle. All these squares make a circle."
Ash continued to mumble that phrase as he lay on one of the couches, staring at the ceiling with Alastor on the couch next to him, looking down with a smile while Niffty was enjoying the show as Pikachu watched him with concern. Pentious was also watching with concern, one of his eggs holding a clipboard out. Cherri Bomb was sitting on a couch across from the two who witnessed the event. They were standing while watching him as well, a bit of guilt sinking in the longer they watched.
"So, uh… how long has he been like this for?" Angel asked.
"About… twenty minutes now." Husk says before the boy stops, then takes a deep breath. "Oh, finally he's-"
"All these squares make a circle." Ash started again.
"Of course." The cat says with disappointment.
"Are you sure that was alcohol you gave him?" Pentious asked him.
"Yeah, you'd think his ass just got through dropping a gallon of LSD." Cherri says. "Maybe we should try that and see how fucky he acts after that."
"Well, that's definitely not happening. After this, I'm sure he's not gonna trust me with a drink anymore-" Husk says.
"ALASTOR!" Ash suddenly yelled, startling everyone everyone. "I need you to tell me, that I can leave the hotel if I want to!"
"Ash…" Alastor started. "You may leave the hotel if you-"
"JERK! DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" Ash screamed.
Everyone was startled again, more so this time because the boy was again able to avoid saying bitch.
"... All these squares make a circle. All these squares-"
"Again with that phrase, what the fuck does it mean?" Angel says in annoyance.
"Maybe it's some kind of traumatic flashback? Who knows what it means." Pentious says while shrugging.
"Oh my gosh! He's right! It's true!" The egg shouted.
"What? What are you on about?" The snake continues to say.
"All these squares do make a circle! Look!" The egg then showed them the clipboard where he drew a picture of squares that were somehow able to form a circle. "It's all true."
Pentious eyes then went wide before he started to see every equation known to man-
"Hey, snap out of it!" Angel says while snapping his fingers, breaking the snake from his trance. "We don't need two of ya fucked up right now."
"R-right, uh…" Pentious says before looking at the boy who was still mumbling to himself. "What are we gonna do about this? We can't have Charlie or Vaggie seeing him like this."
"Who cares if they see him like this?" Cherri asks.
"Girl, they are fucking crazy about 'protecting his innocence' or something." Angel explained.
"They are more overprotective of him than you think." Husk explains.
"Even the eyepatch girl?" Cherri asked.
"Especially the eyepatch girl."
"All these squares make a circle. All these squares make a circle. All-" Ash continued.
"I knew Beelzejuice was strong, but I figured he'd be done by now." Angel says.
"Well…" Pentious started to say. "I mean, it can't be for much longer. Right-"
(1 hour later)
The group was now in the middle of the lobby, all of them cringing while covering their ears as Ash was drunkenly singing now. Even Niffty wasn't enjoying the incessant singing.
"~ Of all the demons in Hell, it's for her that I fell. Oh, Charlie! ~"
His arm fell and hung off the side of the couch as he went silent. The group waited for a second, expecting him to start again. Then uncovered their eyes as they looked over and saw he was unconscious with a smile.
"Oh thank fuck! He finally shut up." Angel says.
"I think I prefer him saying the shit with squares and circles than that." Husk states.
"Hmm, looks like he's out for the time." Alastor says as Niffty goes up and pokes the boy who didn't even react. "The best we can do for now is find him a more comfortable place for him to stay."
"Yeah, and again, we cannot tell Charlie or Vaggie about this." Angel explains.
"Tell us about what?" Charlie asked, making the group all jump in shock.
"Shit uh… I mean, hey Charlie, Vaggie. W-what are you guys doing here?" Angel says with a nervous smile.
"Uh, just… coming back to the hotel?" Charlie says with a puzzled look.
"What did you guys do this time?" Vaggie asked in an accusing tone.
"Uh, n-nothing, nothing. Nothing happened-" Pentious started to say.
"PIKACHU! I CHOOSE YOU!" They jumped at the sound of Ash's voice as they all looked at the couch, seeing him staring at the ceiling. "... HIC!"
Seeing him in the state he was in, the girls started to turn to the others.
"Uh… hehe, funny story. Right, Husk?" Angel says while turning around, only to see the cat gone. "Husk?" They then hear a car engine start before hearing it drive away. "... That fucker has a car?"
"Angel, why is Ash acting like that?" Vaggie continued to say.
"Don't blame him!" Cherri says defending him. "That stupid cat fucked up and gave his drink to the kid like a dumbass."
The girls stared at them with wide eyes before screaming. "WHAT!?"
"Oh, this is not good." Pentious says while inching back.
"Let me get this straight… Angel." Charlie says while looking at the porn demon. "You… allowed Husk… to give Ash…" She says with a wide and angry smile. "A minor…" The corners of her lips twitched as her horns emerged and her eyes changed. "Alcohol?"
"That wasn't my fault! I didn't say 'Husk, give the kid a shot' I said 'Husk, give me the strong shit'. I never asked him to switch the drinks-" Angel says as Charlie's hair comes undone and flairs up while she's still smiling as Vaggie is slowly drawing her spear. "And I should've kept my puss hole shut." He says as the group looks on in fear while fire starts to emit from the princess.
"So, is this the part where we start running or…?" Cherri starts to say as Alastor, Pikachu, and Pentious walk away from the scene.
"Oh, my Arceus. I'M COMING DOWN!" Ash yells before the chaos starts.
(In the medical wing)
"Agh… ow." Cherri while covered in bandages. "Fuck, you weren't kidding when you said they're crazy."
"Yep." Angel says while holding an icepack to the burn mark on his shoulder. "Fucking insane."
Angel, Cherri, and Niffty were all sitting, covered in bandages from the couple's rage attack. Pentious and Pikachu were looking at them with cringing expressions, feeling bad for what happened to them. Then they heard the door slam open before Husk was tossed in, smoking while twitching as the door slammed behind him.
(Downstairs)
"Okay, now our newest problem…" Vaggie says as the blonde was finally calmed down before they checked the parlor to see it empty. "Ash?"
"HIC!" They looked and found the boy sprawled on the floor.
"Ash!" Charlie yelled as they ran over him.
"Charlie! Vaggie!" He slurred before rolling onto his back. "Hi… hey… hey when did you get four heads?... I wanna kiss 'em." He then says while raising his arms as the blonde smiles.
Vaggie just sighed with a smile. "Thank god he didn't leave the hotel. The last thing we need is him walking around the city drunk."
"I'm sure he's fine." Charlie says as she helps the boy up with his arm over her shoulder. "Just needs a little rest."
"I'm so… drinky…" Ash says through slurring words as Charlie just laughs while hugging him.
"Alright, come on. Let's get you to bed." Vaggie says as she takes his other arm.
(Down the hall)
"Ya know, ya know… I… I don't think I've ever told you two this…" Ash says as he is being led down the hair. "But I… I-I-I really… appreciate everything you do… for me." He laughed.
"Thank you, hon. That's nice of you to say." Vaggie says as they enter their room.
"Ya know…" Ash says before burping as they put him in bed. "You look absolutely beautiful."
"That's nice, sweetie." Charlie says before kissing him on the cheek. "Go to sleep now."
They were about to leave before he suddenly grabbed her and caused her to yelp as she was pulled down into the bed. He unconsciously hugged her, putting her head against his chest then began snoring as he was out for the count this time.
Charlie froze at first, but after the shock wore off, she smiled while blushing as she hugged him back, snuggling against his chest. Vaggie was surprised at first, but let out a sharp breath in relief. The blonde then cleared her throat before gesturing with her head to join. The white-haired woman smiled before getting in, placing her face close to Charlie's and hugging her.
They gave each other a small kiss before Ash suddenly stopped removed one of his arms from Charlie and put it around Vaggie, catching them off guard. They just chuckled before they all started snuggling with each other. Once they were all asleep, Angel took a small peek into the room, he was a little disappointed as he expected something else, but just closed the door and snuck away.
"Well, he's gonna have something good to go with that hangover at least." He says to himself.
(Bonus Scene)
"And then-and then the-the sauce got in her hair, and it-it took hours just to get it all out." Charlie was cracking up as she laid her head in her boyfriend's lap.
"Heh, that's… pretty embarrassing." He laughed.
This was just one of those days. A rare occasion for Charlie to decide to have a drink and yeah, she was drunk now. She was giggling up a storm as she lay on one of the couches, her face was red, she had a wide smile plastered on her face, and the only thing holding her down was the human boy's lap.
"When she got angry, she looked soooo cute… HIC! Ugh, kinda… a-almost as cute as you look right now." She says before she started moving her hand around his face.
"Ah-huh, thank you. Thank you, Charlie." Ash says while trying to avoid getting poked in the eye, a bit of her finger getting in his mouth.
She then laughed loudly. "Oh, Ash, you are so-HIC! So funny!" She laughed as her arm dropped to her side.
After the laugh, she lay on his lap while still smiling and breathing lightly. The boy chuckled a bit as he petted her hair, which despite becoming messy from rubbing against his lap was still soft. Her head tilted a bit, rubbing into his palm while humming, almost like a cat. He laughed seeing her act like that, finding it cute to see.
He was cut off by groaning and looked up. Vaggie was swaying with each step, being completely off balance. When she was about to fall, Ash quickly held his hands out and caught her before pulling her down to sit with him. Of course, it wasn't just Charlie who decided to have a drink that day.
"Oh… fuck me…" Vaggie groaned with a hand to her head.
"Easy there. You almost got hurt." Ash says.
"Shit, everything is spinning so much."
"I know, I know. Just, stay here, it's gonna be fine."
Vaggie leaned against the back of the couch, staring up at the ceiling. After a moment, her head lazily turned until she faced him, her face also red. Her pupil was dilated and her eye was having trouble completely staying in one place before smiling and then wrapping her arms around him.
"Hey, Ash… you… you're looking a lot more… handsome than before. ~" She says in a seductive tone while scooting closer to him.
"T-thank you, Vaggie. I appreciate it." Ash says while blushing nervously as she starts running her hands through his hair.
"Your hair's really soft. ~"
"Uh, thank you again." He says, not knowing how else to respond, especially when she leaned closer and took a long sniff of his hair.
"Ohhhh… you smell just like her. ~"
Ash did not know how to respond to that. He was pretty sure the 'her' she was talking about was the blonde in his lap at the moment and he felt a little miffed from the way she acted and the way she was talking right now. She sure wouldn't be doing this if she wasn't drunk.
Vaggie presented to lean closer… uncomfortably close. Only stopping when she was pressing her cheek against his, just giggling drunkly.
"Hehe, uh… Vaggie?" Ash tried to say.
"I love how smooth your skin feels. ~"
Again, he had no idea what to say in that moment. Then he felt laughing from his lap.
"Oh, I just… I just remembered this one time… when I was trying to make tomato sauce…" Charlie says, still smiling.
"Y-yeah, you already told me that, Charlie." Ash tells her.
"Oh… pfft, right." She says before laughing again.
"She is so adorable." Vaggie also laughed.
Ash just laughed along with them. He had to admit that they were cute when they were drunk.
Then Vaggie looked at the boy before cupping his cheek and kissing the other. He was stunned as she kept her lips placed on his cheeks for about fifteen second before she pulled away, leaving a black lipstick mark on his cheek. He was embarrassed but tried to laugh it off, until she moved her head down and gave his neck a lick.
"Okay! Okay!" He says while gently pushing her face away.
"Come on." She pushed.
"No, Vaggie, we're not doing this while you're drunk."
She pushed again, slipping past his hands and causing her head to land under his. He got a little worried that she'd still push to do something 'private' out in the open. Instead, she rested her head on his shoulder while wrapping her arms around him.
"Mmm, this is pretty comfy. ~" She says while shifting a bit.
"It's pretty comfy down here." Charlie says as she shifts into a sleeping position.
Ash was still blushing a bit, a little nervous what they'd do next. However, he was hit with a wave of relief when they just passed out while using him as a human pillow. He waited a little longer, and sighed with more relief.
Once the mood had calmed down, he took another look at the two, seeing them sleeping peacefully. He wouldn't have guessed that they were drunk by now. With this in mind, he put his hands on their heads and sat back, smiling while cradling the girls with him.
"Hey! Who wants Pancakes-!"
"SHHHHH!"
Ash turned back, shushing Lucifer before he could continue before gesturing down to the girls. The king saw and mouthed 'Oh'. After that, he still walked by as quiet as he could, avoiding waking up the girls as he went back upstairs… not before holding up a sign that says 'Take care of my baby'. Once he was gone, Ash sighed before the girls snuggled closer as he smiled again before leaning his head back and taking a nap.