Alright, so… I'm doing less requests and this was not requested whatsoever.

This is just a chapter I wanted to write myself, which… do I even need to tell you this is not canon to the actual story at this point? Cause I think it's pretty obvious right now.

Also, yes, this is basically a parody of the ending chapters.

(Hell, days after the Extermination)

Days had passed since the angels' attack on the Hazbin Hotel. Lives were lost, however, they survived and won the day, even when they had struggled. The hotel had been rebuilt, and this time with the help of THE Queen of Hell in rebuilding it, making it even bigger and better than it once was.

Now, we go to where our heroine currently resides. In the master bedroom of the hotel, Ashley Ketchum lay wide awake in the dead of night. Currently, she was in her pajamas, resting in her new bed with the comfort of her two boyfriends' arms around her.

On her left was the one-eyed fallen angel, Deek, and on her right was the Prince of Hell, Colton Morningstar. They were fast asleep much to her relief. As much as she enjoyed snuggling with the two, now wasn't a good time for her at the moment.

She shifted around a bit to loosen herself from their grip, only to find that it was even harder than she anticipated. While wiggling, Colton suddenly moved closer while tightening his hug on her. She sighed, some part of her wishing the boys weren't as strong as they were, but mostly wishing she wasn't still exhausted from beating the shit out of Eve.

She still wiggled and managed to free herself from their hold on her. They started to shift a bit, unconsciously realizing that they were not holding her anymore, so she quickly pushed them closer to embrace each other. She then quickly got off the bed, sighing relief before going to the bathroom. It wasn't to relieve herself but for something else.

(Months later in Pallet Town)

Ashley was talking with her friends at her eighteenth birthday party, Colton and Deek were not too far away, watching her. The blonde seemed nervous as he rubbed his arm while looking around.

"Should… should we really do this? Cause I mean… I think we could find a better time." He asks while tugging on his collar.

"I mean… maybe, but…" Deek says before scratching the back of his head, causing his low ponytail to shift a bit. "I mean, we already got the gift with us, so…"

"Right, good point. We can do this." The blonde then took a deep breath as he walked over to the human girl and tapped her shoulder. "Hey, Ashley. Me and Deek have one more present to give you."

"Really? What is it?" She asks innocently.

"Well…" He says before scratching the back of his head.

"Could we go upstairs?" Deek asks.

Ashley blinked for a moment. "Uh… sure?" She says before following them upstairs to his bedroom. "Where is it?" She asks, confused.

"Just one second… we wanted to give you it alone." Colton tells her.

"Wait, now!? Can we at least wait for everyone to be gone?" She asks as the boys then blush heavily.

"Wha-No! It's not sex." Deek quickly clears up.

"I mean… we could if you want-" Colton starts to say before the fallen angel lightly slaps his arm. "Uh, right… um…" He says sheepishly before twiddling his thumbs. "Ya see, we know we haven't exactly been dating that long, but we wanted to do something special for you, so…"

The trainer looked puzzled before she saw the angel pull out a black box and give it to the blonde. She seemed shocked and even covered her mouth as the prince looked nervous.

"Should… should I do the one knee thing or…?" Colton asks.

"I think you could just do it however you want, babe." Deek assures him.

"Right, uh… Ashley Ketchum, from the bottom of my… OUR hearts…" The blonde says as he takes a step towards her, then gets down on one knee while opening the box revealing the ring. "Will… will you… marry… us?" He says while smiling as he was sweating bullets.

Ashley was left speechless, taking a moment to register the situation, then she slowly smiled and took the ring before forcing the prince up, then hugging him. "I will."

Hearing that, Colton suddenly went teary-eyed then, hugged back while burying his face into her shoulder. The human looked back at Deek and gestured for him to join. The angel just smiled while rolling his one eye as he walked over and joined the hug. It felt good to be hugged by them, even better knowing that now they're fiances.

However, she started to look worried at that moment. Taking a deep breath, she pulled away from them.

"I… have something I really need to tell you. Especially now." She says while rubbing her arm.

"What is it?" Colton asks with curiosity.

"You see…" They were interrupted by a sudden creaking noise before the door to the bedroom fell with everyone who was eavesdropping falling into a pile.

"Maldito infierno." Deek says while pinching the bridge of his nose.

"Are you serious!?" Ashley says in annoyance.

"What? You expected us to stay put?" Angel says while brushing herself off.

"Oh, my little boy." Lilith says as she runs over to Colton, picking him up before hugging him. "I am so proud of you. You're growing up so fast."

"Mom, I grew up years ago!" Colton choked out.

"Oh, my sweet little girl!" Sato says while hugging his daughter.

"DAD!" Ashley whines, muffled.

"So… what are we just… going to a wedding now?" Husk asks in annoyance.

"Yeah, no. Count me out. I don't think I can go that long without blowing shit up." Cedar Bomb says.

"I wouldn't mind going." Nift says while wiggling around in the harness Alastra had him in.

"OKAY! Okay!" Ashley says as she pulled away from her father and gasped for air. "Uh… can you all leave now?"

"Why?" Angel asks with a brow raised.

"I just… need to do something real quick."

"Oh, yeah." Colton says before freeing himself from his mother. "You said you had something to tell us."

"Yes, but I want everyone else to leave so I can tell you."

"Again, why?" Angel asked.

"I just do."

"Alright, fine. It's your birthday, sweetheart, uh… you heard her, everyone, get out! Come on!" Sato demanded while waving for the others to leave.

Once everyone was gone, the human looked back at her boyfriends who waited patiently for her to talk. She tensed up for a second before sighing.

"Okay, now as I was saying…" She started before looking back at the door and seeing everyone back there. "Are you kidding me?"

"Can we not have privacy?" Deek asks in annoyance.

"We just wanna know the juicy details." Angel says.

"What, you got something to hide?" Husk asks.

"No, I just… this is something really big that I can't tell in front of a crowd." Ashley tells her.

"Okay, just… maybe we should act like they're not here. They're completely invisible." Colton tried to insist.

"That's kinda hard to do, and again, this is really big."

"Bigger than us asking for your hands in marriage?" Deek asks.

"I'm sure it's not that big of a deal. What could it possibly be?" Colton asks, smiling.

"... I'm pregnant." Ashley says.

Silence filled the room instantly. Everyone was shocked, Pikachu twiddling her thumbs as she waited for a possible freakout. Ashley seemed scared, the boys were just staring at her wide-eyed. She waited for a bit… a few seconds passing by before the demon prince's eyes darted back and forth before looking back at her.

"... Come again?" Colton asks.

"... I'm pregnant." She repeats.

"... Uh… I… o-oh! This is a joke, right? Right?"

"No, it's not a joke."

"Uh, Ashley, honey. I don't know if you remember, but we can't… we're unable to get you pregnant. It's not possible." Deek tells her.

"I know what you said, but… here let me just show you." The human then went under her bed and pulled out a box that made everyone look puzzled. "I found out about a few days after the Extermination, but I didn't know when would be a good time to tell you, so…" She then opened the box and handed it to them. "Here."

The boys took the box and looked inside, their eyes gone wide. They picked up one of the bags, each taking out one of the sticks and looking at them. Then they started to check more and more and sure enough, every one of them had two lines on them. They dropped the box.

"This… this has to be fake." Deek says in disbelief.

"No, it's not. None of them are fake." Ashley tells them.

"But, this is… holy shit!" Colton says before holding his head, and then looking back at the human. "There's…" He then walked over to her and knelt before putting his hands on her stomach and feeling a slight bulge, then smiled. "This… this is insane."

"So… you're not… upset?"

"How could I be? I-I'm gonna be a fucking dad! I…" He says as he stands before picking her up and doing a spin while laughing. "This is awesome!"

While they were having their moment, Deek's one eye was twitching slightly before looking at the human's belly. The more he looked, the more things started to click on why she suddenly started to change. At first, he just thought that it was her growing or something, being that she was human and all, but now it became so much clearer.

"Hold on, hold on… if you're pregnant, then…" Lilith started to say before turning to her son, who looked nervous. "Colton!"

"Okay, okay, I'm sorry! I wanted to tell you, but after how Ashley's father reacted to us-" The prince asks.

"You knew!?" She says while turning her gaze to Sato.

"You didn't?" The man says in shock.

"I mean, how do you even bring that up in a conversation?" Husk asks.

"Look, I know it's a little crazy to find out, but…" Sato says as the mother of the prince glared at him. "... Okay, I don't mean to sound rude, but my wife has given me that stare so many times I've grown numb to it."

"... Dammit." Lilith says in defeat.

"Hmm, I think I have a new favorite." Alastra says.

"Wait a second… you said you found out after the Extermination?" Colton asks the human girl.

"... Y-yeah?" Ashley tells him.

"Then that means… you were pregnant during the…"

"..." The human's eyes then went wide. "Oh shoot."

"You were fighting while… oh, god." The prince says while looking like he was gonna freak out.

"Wait, what's this about fighting?" Sato asks with concern.

"Oh, it's nothing important." Alastra says while casually brushing him off.

"I think it is." The man says in a more stern tone.

"You were pregnant during the Extermination!?" Deek shouted, finally breaking from his trance.

"I-I… Well, probably before that because at first I was wondering why Riolu was doing the thing with my belly and-" Ashley started to say.

"Back then… back… back when you got a hole in your chest!? During the fight with Eve!? You were!?"

"... Maybe…" The human says nervously.

Lilith fainted and fell into Sato's arms not too long after hearing that. Colton's eyes shifted from Ashley's belly to her face, back and forth, back and forth…

"Doctor! Right now!" The blonde says.

"Good idea."

For the record, Lucifer and Delia are not gender-bent in this AU. In this universe, it was the other parent that disappeared, so in other words, Lilith stayed and Ash's father stayed… in this AU anyway.

(Hospital Hallway)

"So… what's the result?" Colton asks the doctor nervously.

"Well, it seems you have nothing to worry about. She's in stable condition." Doctor Joy tells them.

"And the…?" Ashley as nervously while pointing to her belly.

"Also in stable condition."

Everyone then sighed in relief… Lilith gasped awake now that the pressure of worrying about her future grandchild being hurt was gone.

"Okay, so it's okay then? We don't have to worry about any… miscarriages or anything?" Deek asks.

"No, everything is fine. The children are okay." The doctor tells them.

"Okay, okay-Wait…" Colton says with a smile at first… "Did… you said… c-children? Plural?"

"Of course."

The throuple looked at each other, then back at the doctor.

"How many exactly?"

(Sometime later)

"And here it is. Once again, all are in the best condition." Doctor Joy says as his Chansey shows a screen. "So you don't have to worry."

The screen in particular was a live X-ray, the human girl was watching from the bed. Everyone was left shocked when they saw not one, not two, but three babies, all of which were in her belly.

"Holy shit…" Deek says under his breath.

"We're having triplets." Colton says in shock.

"Goddamn. Girl, you better start using condoms after popping those things out." Angel says jokingly.

Ashley was shocked most of all. She had just gotten through a birthday, got engaged to be married, and now she found out she was having three kids at once. She did not know how to feel.

(A day later)

"I CAN'T DO THIS!" Deek yelled while in the bathroom.

"Easy, easy, Deek. It's okay." Colton says while rubbing his back. "Maybe it won't be so bad."

"Won't be bad!? I am not fit to be a dad!" The angel says while ripping his hair out. "It'd be one thing if it was one, but THREE!? I can't handle that!"

"It's okay, it's okay!" The prince tells him before hugging him.

The two remained in the bathroom, hugging each other as the angel was slowly calming down. They separated after a bit.

"Feel better?" Colton asks.

"Yeah, just… really scared." Deek tells him.

"I am scared too, but… we can get through it. Ashley is also happy about it."

"I know, but do you really think I can do this?"

"Absolutely. Besides, we got time to prepare, time to get things set up and all."

"Right… right… uh…" Deek says before leaning against the sink counter. "I… just… just need to be confident. I can get through this."

"We can get through this. You, me and Ashley. We can do this."

Looking at the prince, the angel smiled before kissing his cheek. He didn't know what he'd do without the demon or even his human fiance.

(Months later in Hell)

"Hey, take it easy." Ashley laughs as her demon husband is kissing her big round belly. "That tickles."

"I can't help it. I'm just so excited." Colton says before going back up and laying on her left side.

"That'd make two of us." Deek says while leaning close to her other side.

The three were lying in bed, all in their sleepwear, and all happily married. The human's belly had noticeably grown since then which made the prince and fallen angel just wonder who was the father, however, all of them were now waiting for the day when the children would be born.

"So, uh… just a thought but… I've had some thoughts for names." Ashley says.

"Oh, I was thinking of that too, maybe…" Colton says before humming in thought. "Maybe if one's a boy we can name him… A-Aurin?"

"Aurin?"

"Yeah, I think it sounds nice…" The prince says before realizing something. "Sorry, I should've let you finish."

"It's fine, sweetie." Ashley says before pecking him on the lips. "I was thinking something, ya know, maybe Red?"

"Red?" Deek asks.

"Yeah, kinda like a… ya know red hot strong fire?"

"I mean… yeah, I can see why, but… ya know that doesn't sound too bad actually."

The human chuckled before rubbing her stomach. "Yeah. To think it's only gonna be another month."

"I know. I cannot wait to hear them running around, spoiling them rotten… their first words…" Colton starts to say.

"Babe, it might be a while before they can walk and talk." Deek tells him.

"Well, I wouldn't want them to grow up too fast, anyway. Besides, it could help teach the others responsibility which could help progress with the hotel."

"Are you seriously thinking of using our kids as examples?" Ashley asks, pouting.

"N-no, I didn't mean it like that! I-I was just-I-I-" Colton started to say before she kissed him on the lips and then giggled. "... If you weren't pregnant right now, I'd make sure you don't leave this bed for a week."

"Haha, oh, I love you two." Ashley laughed before pulling the boys in and hugging them.

"Love you too, hun. Love you too." Deek says as they hug her back.

Ashley smiled before thinking of something. "Ya know, I wish Pentious could've been here to at least see this. Or see them when they're born."

"I'm sure she'd be happy too. We'll them all about what she did to help the hotel when they're bigger." Colton says while resting his head against her. "She won't be forgotten."

"She didn't deserve to go out the way she did. But yeah, we'll tell them all about-" Ashley starts to say before she suddenly gasps and leans forward while holding her belly.

"Ashley!?" Colton says with worry before looking down and seeing a dark stain appear from under the blanket.

"Oh jeez." Deek says.

"It's okay. Just an accident. We can clean it up." Colton insists.

"That's… not pee." The human tells them.

At first, the two looked puzzled, wondering what she meant. They started to hear her gasp more and then their eyes widened.

"Oh, mierda." Deek says.

"Okay, it's fine, it's fine, just…" Colton says before scooting off the bed and started to help his wife off the bed. "Let's go. Deek, call my mom!"

"On it!"

(Months later again)

So, things were finally picking up a bit. Ashley was in the nursery standing over one of three cribs with her babies. Two had angel girls with small wings and blue halos also inheriting her birthmarks with gray skins, the only difference being one had her black hair and was named Levy and the other had Deek's white hair, named Eirin.

As for the third, Ashley was currently nursing her third child. A demon boy who had her hair and Colton's white skin and rosy cheeks, who she had named Aurin. Once done feeding her son, she pulled down her shirt and set him in his crib before sighing.

"They're so beautiful." Colton says joyfully as he walks up to the crib with his son.

"Yeah." Deek says while looking at his daughters. "It's really surprising."

"Not to me." Ashley says before looking back at her son. "Seeing them now it's just…" She says before moving her hand down to pet his head. "I couldn't be anymore happier."

"I know. It's scary the first time, but now, it's not so bad." Deek says again. "Really looking forward to seeing how they grow."

"Me too… hopefully not too fast." Colton says before stretching. "Come on, let's get to bed before they wake up."

The human looked at her kids one more time before smiling and walking out of the room. As they entered their bedroom, Ashley started to lift her shirt to get change. However, before she fully did, she was suddenly spun around and then she felt lips mashed against hers before falling on the bed, next thing she knew, she was suddenly making out with her demon husband who was reaching up into her shirt.

"Mph…" She moaned into the kiss before pulling away, spit strings formed between them. "Colton, what are you doing?"

"I'm sorry, it's just… it's been a while since we've done this and I just… have been waiting for when we could do this again." Colton tells her while breathing heavily. "Especially now, you look… so much even more beautiful than before."

Deek chuckled before going over and lying next to her. "Don't worry, espléndida. We'll be gentle." He says while drawing a finger along her jaw.

"I swear, you two." Ashley giggled.

The angel then pulled her into a deep kiss before the demon prince started to kiss her neck. They made sure to play it safe.