The Dragon King

by Z75

Pokemon change their trainers as much as the trainers change them. So when Marcus, a military veteran, find himself in the world of Pokemon, the overload of Dragon Type Energy from his team of choice causes him to become somewhat... Imperial. And in a world where gods can be enslaved in balls available at your local Pokestore, that's something of a problem.

10. Message Forums

Warning for 4chan parody, and the general shit that you see on 4chan. Maybe skip this mini-chapter if you're younger. It's just to flush out the world more, and isn't necessary for the plot.

(Also FFN I have a question. WHY do you make it impossible to format anything that resembles a website? There are so many basic symbols on my keyboard that you just delete on any doc I upload to you, why?)

-The Dragon King-

Welcome to Pokechan.

What is Pokechan?

Pokechan is an alternative to the overmoderated BattleNet forums run by the League.

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:Sinnoh League Board:

Anonymous83860049 (Original Poster):

BRUH. You guys gotta check out this Roark clip! (LINK)

Febastard (Verified Trainer):

Dude, scroll your mouse wheel. you're like the tenth person to post that in the last hour. Everyone has seen it by now.

Anonymous83861391:

Speak for yourself WTF is this!? Holy shit! He used one of his Dad's Pokemon on a ZERO TRAINER?

Febastard (Verified Trainer):

Yeah, it's bad. You know Roark's cooked when GARDENIA throws shade on her public BatNet account. Volkner always finds a way to be pissed at something going on, so stuff from him is a dime a dozen. Leaf girl? The world could literally be ending and she'd maybe muster up two negative sentences to say about it.

Anonymous83838937:

Green Mommy is too nice. *GareniASS* (click to expand image)

Anonymous83860936:

Be Roark

Be Gym Leader

Get position from ur dad cuz your a neppo baby

Fight no badge trainer

Get clapped

Cry and whine

Use your daddy's elite Pokemon that he gave you

Smack talk No Badgie

Be so incompetent you lose anyway

Genuine comedy

Sphealacle:

The fact he still lost is what makes it so legendary

Anonymous83861309:

The press is going nuts over this, I wouldn't be surprised if Cynthia says something to calm everyone down. Have we heard anything from Byron?

Febastard (Verified Trainer):

Nope, but he has to be pissed. Both because of what his son did, and because one of his oldest friends just was made permanently blind.

Anonymous83851150:

I SAW THAT! That was so fucking brutal! I mean, the guy was just fighting back, Roark pulled out the dirty moves first, and it's not even the worst injury we've seen this year, but DAMN! I don't want to go up against this guy in a tournament. This guy's fucking ruthless AND is gonna have a fucking Salamence.

DragonFucker6969:

ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

Anonymous83861309:

What do you think about Cross? Think he has a shot at teh Lily tournament? Maybe even the EF?

Anonymous83865061:

Stubborn. Brave. Stupid.

Febastard (Verified Trainer):

Those all have the same definition, dumbass.

DragonFucker6969:

-83861309

He has a Dragon as a starter and has it listening to him, he's going to go FAR, I can feel it.

Febastard (Verified Trainer):

-83861309

He's definitely dramatic, I'll give him that much. I'm waiting for him to make an account here or on BattleNet (choose a side, Cross) so I can follow him. Even if he's not a real viable competitor in the long run, he still seems like he'll have some entertaining battles to watch.

GardiLOVE (Verified Trainer):

-83861309

Cross is screwed, it's his first badge and he already has the entire Sinnoh roster sizing him up. Remember what a semifinalist said in an interview after last year's Lily of the Valley Conference? The smartest way to get to the top is to keep a low profile. If you stand out too much you'll catch Vulknner's attention and get curbstomped. Nobody gets out of Sunnyshore if Vulky pulls out his real team. I'm from Unova but when I tried the Sinnoh circuit I actually hit ss out of the recommended order the moment I had the 5 badges required, that way he wouldn't take the match seriously. I'm something of a Ace Trainer, myself.

Anonymous83861391:

How do you stay low AND get a sponsorship? (also why did we change the name to LotV? "Suzuran Conference" was so much cooler)

Febastard (Verified Trainer):

-GardiLOVE

"Ace Trainer" yeah right, was a load of fucking BS. I might believe it if I were an idiot. No self respecting trainer would make an account with that PFP.

Anonymous83836477:

But it's just a Gardevoir making a cute face?

Anonymous83838937:

He doesn't know. Nobody tell him.

Anonymous83836477:

?

Febastard (Verified Trainer):

-83836477

Don't let the lipstick confuse you, it's a male Gardevoir, and the pic is from the cover of a hardcore gay p0rno.

Bubblesaur:

Yo? Link? Dab a brudder up with the smause, chief?

Anonymous83861391:

-Febastard

And yet you recognized it? Hmm. Curious. *Thinking* (click to expand image)

Febastard (Verified Trainer):

-83861391

Perish.

Bubblesaur:

Link?

Anonymous83861391:

Do NOT post the link. That shit is nasty, and illegal in Hoenn. I want to beat up whoever filmed it.

GardiLOVE (Verified Trainer):

Love is love you backwards Hoenn hick

Anonymous83861391:

Big talk from a Unovan. The next time you kiss a girl, there's a real chance those lips have been spit shining her Houndoom's $$hole, and not only is it de facto legal, your media is promoting it.

GardiLOVE (Verified Trainer):

KYS

Sphealacle:

I didn't know I was on the politics thread

MahWillieInaMawile:

-83861391

I agree, the fact they spent money making that video is a crime against humanity… THEY SHOULD HAVE USED A KIRILA INSTEAD! UOOOOOOOOOOH! *CryingEmoji* (click to expand image)

Bubblesaur:

Linky Loink?

Febastard (Verified Trainer):

I hate everyone on this site so much, it's not even funny.

-Chapter End-

As I've said before, this fic was directly inspired by Borne of Caution, so I had to try the forum thing Fuggman does, at least once.

Unfortunately my experience with message boards on the internet seems to be a lot less positive than his, and I couldn't make a non-toxic thread for the life of me, that didn't sound forced as fuck. So have this instead: BattleNet's unmoderated dumpster fire of a fan offshoot.