Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus Presents The Cute Toot House Saga: The Advent Of The Adorable Farting Residence
Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: This is a spin off of an insane idea from Tumblr. So thank the person who started the whole Hot Topic Krew thing in the first place for this masterpiece of shit. Also I can't believe this managed to last an entire decade.
The Main Players
Lady Palutena: The farting leader of the group, this gassy green goddess is playful but weary of nonsense
Ness: The weird boy that people sometimes treat as a girl, likes to point the strange aspects of of life, loves eating trash (quite literally), and likes to fart
Fox McCloud: The experienced furry pilot who doesn't take crap from anyone and just wants things to go back to normal
Toadette: The cutest girl of the bunch, with no doubt, is emotional but willing to do the right thing, loves adventuring and music, and typically, also farts
Tiny Kong: A feisty tough kong who loves farting almost as much as Palutena, but can shrink herself when she needs to be, she can float through the air and climb up trees. Her name may be tiny, but her body isn't!
Doc Brown: Renowned scientist who has went Back To The Future, as well as the past and present, is the smartest member of the club
Toon Link: A reluctant, sword wielding kawaii uguu hero who was part of a secret group of people watching over the other clubs, being the wind waker, but not the wind breaker (ha ha)
Aria Meloetta: A wild friendly Pokemon with psychic powers, a beautiful singing voice, and an intense love for icing
Episode 1: The Revenge Of The Phantom Of The Attack Of The Menace Sith Clones
Lady Palutena, Princess Zelda, Silver The Hedgehog, and Mario were all gathered together in Palutena's room as the green haired goddess lifted up her left leg and let out a cute little poot, signifying the start of the meeting as the other three members just shook their heads. There were more members of the Cute Toot House, and more to join or come back, but for now, we focus primarily on these four...
"Must you always fart, Pal?" Zelda groaned because she placed her hands on her hips despite farting herself, getting sick of the gassy Goddess of Light's antics.
Palutena nodded and she lowered her leg, moving her hands around. "Yes! It's an awesome thing to do, and more importantly, it's the reason why the Cute Toot House has its name!" She then farted again, her toot being as high pitched as the previous gas blast.
Mario was munching on some french fries he got from McDonald's, blinking and looked up at Palutena. "So, what's the score Flatutena? What are we to do?"
"This is a meeting... that we need to steal the hot pockets from the Hot Topic Krew!" Palutena stated; she slammed her right fist on the table. "Those emo jerks are doing it for free! They're like janitors on an anonymous image board!"
"That's... quite insulting." Silver commented, rubbing the back of his head with his right hand. "And just how are we gonna do it?"
Palutena smirked and started to chuckle for she farted again, this time her flatulent outburst being deep pitched and brassy, with the other three members looking at each other in dismay. So they decided to head out to the tennis court to see everyone's favorite purple lanky men playing with each other.
"Oh drat, what the hell do these jokers want?" Dick Dastardly complained since he wasn't in a particular good mood by the tone of his voice.
Waluigi scoffed while scoring a win at the tennis game that both of the cheaters were cheating at. "Knowing them they want to mess with us."
"Well actually I was just wondering if you knew of our plan is all." Palutena asked while twirling her staff around with her turning her head upon hearing laughter and music in a creepy manner for she was quick to leave behind her team to see the source of it. "Oh, I didn't expect to see the gassy ghost girl here!"
"Well I am quite ghastly." Admitted the posh Melody Pianissima farting while she playfully fanned away her bassy brown notes from her musical methane maker with her attempting to play the piano while proving bass backup with her tuba toots since she was ripping ass in the actual brassy instrument. "Shame you don't have room on your smelly team for 1 more stinky sensation like yours truly...!~"
"Yeah that kinda is a drag." Palutena spoke with them breaking wind for she happened to notice a pooting pair of gassy girls nearby. "But I bet that won't stop me from trying! Hey do you wanna join up with me?"
"Is she talking to us?" Was spoken by Princess Shokora farting a lot of poots that caused her dress to puff up "Oh dear!" with her feeling a bit embarrassed since she didn't want to be noticed. "Probably wasn't a good idea to have that chocolate."
"You're telling me." The gassy golfer girl Plum groaned with her fanning her rumbling rump since she couldn't stop pooting "Oh man...!" for she noted that she left her golf club behind. "Ugh this stinks, literally!"
Dr. Hoshi was there and suffice to say the purple dinosaur was not impressed. "This is what I get for appearing in 1 of Yoshizilla's most popular stories...?"
"That you sure doo-doo!" Was taunted by the Craptain Braptain of the Toad Brigade, with the methane making mushroom man being there since he knew eventually it would get to involve him in someway, playfully fanning the reeking air. "Who else to join a farty but me, the farting Captain Toad!"
"I don't think we're being given anything to do," Ness complained to Pit while the stinkers were in Sonic Unleashed's Spagonia, trying to catch up with Sonic The Hedgehog as the three boys were having a Rooftop Run, with the PSI powered boy using his PK braps to go faster.
"Come on, Ness, think happy thoughts!" Pit exclaimed while he jumped from rooftop to rooftop for he took a tumble and landed in a pile of pillows, extending out his angelic wings and pooting away to get himself right back into the now reeking air. "Abraham Lincoln and all the pillows in the world are counting on us to be jolly old souls, like Palutena's boyfriend Santa Claus!"
"...Okay!" Ness exclaimed his catchphrase for he began going faster, getting a new boost of confidence because he began running faster, with Pit smiling as he took off.
"Come on, slowpokes, even my chubby version from the past can go faster than you present punchlines in the future!" Sonic taunted with a laugh for he suddenly became a bit taller and had white bandages around him, having blue arms as both Pit and Ness stopped to gasp at this sudden transformation Sonic took, who then blasted off like a Sonic Boom. "And that's with them threatening to make my younger me an alternate dimension revision of myself!"
"That was terrible, even for this story." Stated the slimy green snake in the red robot suit Lyric The Last Ancient, who was cleaning some rooftops as punishment for trying to be your typical cliche villain. "I don't know why they forced me to cameo here..."
Watching this from nearby was Santa Claus with StarFox McCloud riding alongside the jolly fat man for it was still winter after all. "So this is the team you're part of?"
"Afraid so." Fox calmly responded upon placing his right hand on his furry head. "The things I do to be an active part of a fanfiction..."
Later, at night, in the Smash Mansion, with our clear main stars, was the blue haired female clone swordsman Lucina farting by accident while she was carrying a couple of Hot Pockets. She whistled innocently to herself when right at that particular moment she heard some twigs being broken, turning her head as she was quite confused.
"Huh?" Lucina remarked as she couldn't pull out her sword, due to having the Hot Pockets in wooden crates. "Who is there?"
Lucina was then froze by Silver's psychic power, with Zelda using her magic to shoot a fireball at the Hot Pockets, causing them to explode. Mario then opened the window nearby and grabbed Lucina, spinning her around and chucking her out, with Palutena appearing in the hallway as she smiled, clapping the three members.
"Well coordinated, guys!" Palutena congratulated and then murmured, folding her arms together. "Although I wish I got into the action..."
"What do you mean you wish you got into the action?" Silver gawked, moving his arms around without using his psychic power. "You're the one who suggested we do this! You're the one who suggested the club in the first place!"
"Yeah!" Zelda and Mario snapped in unison.
Palutena was going to comment when she turned around, to see Mewtwo floating there, quite enraged.
"What the hell did you fuckers do to our Hot Pockets?" Mewtwo snarled while grabbing all four members with his psychic power.
"We're in trouble." Palutena gulped nervously since she couldn't use her powers to break through Mewtwo's psychic.
"No shit." Zelda bluntly complained when they were then all trapped in a small metal cage together, with Mewtwo dragging the cage into the pool room and chucking it into the middle of the largest pool, heading out.
"It couldn't get worse..." Mario mumbled for he could barely move, his face being right under Palutena's big fat brapper of a butt that was her literal dump truck.
Palutena farted. A rotten smelling, brassy one. And yes; to make matters worse, the crate began filling up with water. Yes there was no doubt about it that the Cute Toot House members would get their revenge on the Hot Topic Krew... after they got revived from losing a life.
"Video game logic, you gotta love it!" Beetlejuice said with a laugh because he was there for no reason, having a martini since he was in his regular clothes in the hot tub, enjoying himself because he pretended to be a Mii as a way to sneak into Super Smash Brothers.
"Hot Topic Krew?" Toadette gasped; she was at the Pizza Hut in Sonic Adventure's Station Square, chatting with Jigglypuff, who dropped by to get a pizza.
"Yeah. Those jerks are so edgy, they like being emo, they're obsessed with hot topic, and they wanna kill everyone, just like how Dark Pit killed Master Hand!" Jigglypuff pointed out while twirling around, shrugging right afterwards. "But don't worry. I heard some cool gals are taking care of them."
"Oh, really?" Toadette cooed with a light fart; she leaned forward. "Who is it?"
Jigglypuff smirked and motioned her short, stubby right hand to Toadette. "Well, it's called the-"
"TOADETTE, GET YOUR ADORABLE ASS BACK IN THE KITCHEN!" Vector The Crocodile angrily yelled since his head emerged from the cash register nearby.
"EEP!" Toadette cried and nearly wet herself, going back into the kitchen to work on various pizzas, with Jigglypuff sighing and deciding to leave.
Donald Trump was there and he shook his head since he was trying to enjoy the pizza he got for himself. "Seems like I should consider running for being president: after all from what I'm hearing with this stuff it might be serious to do something about it."
Foreshadow, to say the least... how did this whole ordeal of clubs begin in the first place? Well... it was after the Smash Bros 4U tournament wrapped up for the first time, Dark Pit decided to be an emo piece of shit and 'killed' Master Hand, which caused mass panic as Dr. Ian Malcom's Chaos Theory proved to be true, with Smashers divided and spread out all across the land as a result, with clubs being made left and right amongst the Smashers and their alt colors.
"...And that's how it happened." Doctor Emmett Brown from Back To The Future explained to Aria Meloetta, Toon Link, and Tiny Kong, with all of them in the library of Fourside, the four newer members of the Cute Toot House doing some catching up to do.
"Wow... that's insane!" Meloetta exclaimed as she was finishing up the rest of her vanilla icing, sucking the carton dry as she let out a cute little burp, wiping her mouth. "So, now that you told me the history, where are we gonna meet the others?"
"I'm sure Palutena will let you know, what with her being the leader." Dry Bowser pointed out while was placing several books back, just doing one of his many jobs.
Tiny Kong farted and fanned the air with her right hand. "Phew! I hope we get into the action sooner!"
"I'm pretty sure you can leave the farting to Palutena..." Toon Link groaned and pinched his small nose with his left hand, not fond of being part of this gassy club for he himself suddenly farted and felt his pants puff up from his bassy deep pitched poot due to him being the wind breaker.