"Mmm, these tacos taste a bit stale," Pit remarked since he, Ness, Lana, and Jigglypuff were all at Waluigi's Taco Stand in Seaside Hill, with them having nothing better to do with their spare time.
"Have you ever made tacos, angel boy?" Teased Jigglypuff as they were all sitting at a wooden table, with Lana and Ness laughing alongside Jigglypuff as Pit sighed.
Toadette hummed merrily like a gig for she was coming over to the taco stand to greet Waluigi, when she spotted Pit and the gang, rushing over to them. "Oh hey guys! I heard about this weird Hot Topic Krew thing while I was working in Sonic Adventure's Station Square. You guys are up keeping peace, right?"
"We totally are!" Lana burped as she raised grape soda in the air, drinking it down as she belched loudly, giggling.
"Yeah! We fight for love, justice, and kittens!" Ness proclaimed as he grabbed a nearby stray orange cat and hugged it, with the cat scratching him in the face several times and then running away.
"Wa ha ha!" Laughed Waluigi as he eyed the entire thing, munching away on his self made tacos while counting his money.
"Ooh, sounds cool!" Toadette squealed as she clapped her hands together, "Can I join?"
Everyone gave each other glances as they turned back to Toadette.
"Well you might have to consult with Lady Palutena..." Pit stated as he rubbed the back of his head sheepishly with his right hand.
"Can do!" Toadette stated with gusto and she pulled out a pink cellphone from within her pink mushroom cap, dialing up Palutena as the others exchanged glances with each other.
Meanwhile at the mall that Yoshi took over, Palutena and Silver watched as Shadow The Hedgehog and Wolf O' Donnell were taking several guitars into one of the dark alleyways in between the various stores.
"Looks like they're gonna hold a punk rock band." Palutena stated as she pounded her right fist together, a look of determination on her face.
"Yeah, but how are we gonna get it?" Silver remarked as he was thinking of terrible predicaments to him and Silver.
Suddenly, Palutena felt a vibration in her butt, farting out her green cellphone, with it being brassy. Silver looked on in disgust as he was shocked as to why such a beautiful goddess like Palutena would keep anything in her rear end, but lo and behold, she didn't care as she answered it.
"Hello, this is Lady Palutena of the Cute Toot House!" Palutena greeted as she released a squeaky fart that echoed, causing Silver to push her further into the jacket store as Wolf and Shadow paused, wondering what was the commotion.
"Huh? It sounded like a toot..." Wolf remarked as he squinted his eyes, suspicious. "A cute toot..."
"Oh come on, Wolf. It could be that dumb Peach clone nobody likes." Shadow pinpointed out as he tried to calm Wolf down.
Wolf sighed as he folded his arms. "Who, that dumb Disney ripoff from space? Probably..." He shrugged as he kept on carrying the boxes containing guitars with Shadow.
"Oh god, that was close..." Silver whimpered as he was sweating nervously, turning to Palutena and glaring at her angrily as he shook his arms. "Be glad that the Unoriginal Plagarized Cloned Derivative Knockoff Imitation Echo Peach is the scapegoat for everything we do!"
"It's not like anyone here actually likes her. Well, except Peach and Meta Knight. But she's an idiot and he's creepy as fuck." Palutena stated to Silver as she returned to her phone call. "Sorry about that, Toadette. So you wanna join the cutest, gassiest club in the world?"
"Darn tooting!" Toadette farted over the phone, her flatulence being high pitched and cute.
"Well then, welcome aboard Toadette! Come to my room in the mansion somewhere around ten PM!" Palutena finished as she hung up, smiling as she turned to Silver, placing her hands on the hedgehog's shoulders. "Great news, Silver! We got a new member!"
"Great, as if we needed more friggin' members." Silver sighed as he faced Palutena, placing a mexican sombrero on his head that he had hiding in his silver colored quills. "Don't you think we're going a bit to far in this? Plus, how are Dry Bowser, Petey Piranha, and R.O.B. gonna react when they know that me and Toadette are on this team?"
"Oh posh, mah boi! I'm sure they'll understand!" Palutena laughed as she twirled around, taking a bow. "Plus, we're heroes! We can do this and take it to those emo idiots at the Hot Topic Krew!"
Palutena's speech didn't last long, as both Wolf and Shadow blasted her and Silver down to the ground with their Super Scopes, the two looking at each other.
"Should we blast them to smithereens?" Wolf asked as he faced Shadow.
Shadow smirked as he shook his head. "No. I got a better idea."
Back at the Super Smash Brothers Mansion in Earthbound's Onett at night, Mario was eating some Kentucky Fried Chicken with Ike in the male lounge, with both of the chicken loving male Smashers looking at the television screen, to see Palutena and Silver running from the GUN Truck in City Escape.
"Oh for fuck sake." Mario cursed as he slammed his right fist on the table, shaking his head. "Not again."
"Does this always happen?" Ike asked curiously. The glare he received from Mario answered his question, causing the mercenary to continue eating the crispy chicken.