"Hey guys, great news!" Pit stated as he ran into the Pizza Hut in Sonic Adventure's Station Square, getting the attention of everyone. "We managed to revive Lucario and Sonic!'
As if on cue, Lucario and Sonic The Hedgehog walked in, both of them having ice packs on their heads.
"Urgh... those jerks at the Hot Topic Krew will pay..." Sonic groaned; he stuck his tongue out in dismay.
"I will personally make Mewtwo's life a living hell." Lucario stated: he tried his best to keep his calm. "I'm going to make it so that Mewtwo's life will be a living hell."
"Good luck with that." Lady Palutena stated as she let out a cute toot to signify the reuniting of the Cute Toot House.
"Hey! Keep those farts of yours under control, you gassy green goddess!" Vector The Crocodile stated as he appeared in front of the table that the members of the Cute Toot House were sitting at.
"Or what?" Lana asked as she was moving her hips sideways, humming merrily while drinking grape soda, burping afterwards and giggling.
Vector grabbed Ness and wrapped him in pizza dough, then spun him in the opposite direction, making the PSI powered boy dizzy as he fell flat on his face, groaning as he had anime swirls in place of his eyes.
"Or I'll do that to ya!" Vector stated as he snapped his fingers, bobbing his head back and forth as he returned to his office.
Everyone blinked as they glanced at each other, murmuring.
"Seems like things around here... are more off than I thought." Zelda commented; she rubbed her chin.
Palutena snapped her fingers as she pointed at Shadow, who was a frequent customer of this Pizza Hut as Silver handed Shadow his requested black olives and pepperoni pizza that was shaped like Shadow's face. Shadow then pointed a rifle at Silver, making the psychic powered silver hedgehog back away as Shadow enjoyed his pizza in peace.
"Damn that emo jerk." Silver sighed since he decided to take his break, joining the Cute Toot House as he folded his arms. "He always does this to me."
"Don't worry, you're among friends!" Toadette proclaimed happily for she gave the Cute Toot House all of their pizzas, also sitting down with them as she had her own pizza, which was not only mushroom topped, but was also in the shape of her head.
"I'm still-a surprised-a that you managed-a to get a job-a here," Mario remarked out of curiosity for he faced Toadette, who was scarfing down her pizza as he shrugged, enjoying his pizza, which was also mushroom topped, but had bits of bacon on it.
The other members of the Cute Toot House all nodded in agreement as they enjoyed their pizzas and chatted amongst each other, with Shadow pulling out a cellphone, dialing it to call Dark Pit.
"Hey. Those cute tooting freaks are here, at the Pizza Hut I always go to, right now." Shadow stated deliberately because he tried to shield himself from their view. "I suggest a raid a night."
"If you dare plan a raid, you better pay for it." Vector stated as he grabbed Shadow by the throat, to the point of where he could break apart the black hedgehog's neck. "I haven't built this Pizza Hut to its greatness, only for your idiot club to ruin it."
Shadow was gacking and gawking as this got everyone's attention, with Palutena smirking while Zelda and Mario were chuckling. Silver felt a bit happier seeing this, glad to see Vector willing to defend the Pizza Hut against a potential attack from the Hot Topic Krew.
Elsewhere in the mall was Dry Bowser grilling burgers when he saw plenty of stupidity going on as usual. "Why is it that I choose to be in this stupid story?"
"Great Scott!" Doc Brown exclaimed upon dashing through the store looking for parts for his science experiment. "I ask myself the same question!"
Indeed there was a case to be made since nearby was Captain Toad farting since he had stuffed himself with plenty of sweets he got from the store right near the Hot Topic; he was then spotted by Phosphora who was also ripping ass additionally since she couldn't control herself.
"Don't you know not to let loose near other people?" Phosphora snapped for she was feeling embarrassed by her rumbling rump blasting thunder shots.
"I didn't ask!" Captain Toad boasted while fanning the air with 1 of his hands while his other hand was rubbing his growling stomach that caused him to poot more. "Besides even a treasure tracker like me needs to relax!"