Lady Palutena was having a farting contest with Princess Peach Toadstool in Peach's room as both of the flatulent female Smashers were trying to out fart each other, their brassy deep pitched flatulence echoing throughout the room and being strong enough to shake the entire mansion. Both of them were wearing each others' clothing.
"Peeyew!" Peach giggled as she frantically waved her left hand in the air, the smell getting intense and sulfur like. "We really stink! Teehee!"
"You damn bet we do, Pootstool!" Palutena stated as she bent over and let out a wet fart, her hands on her knees as she smiled, raising her eyebrows as her eyes were lowered in a seductive manner. "I really put the toot in the Cute Toot House!"
Dark Pit was sneaking by, trying not to get caught as he paused, catching a glimpse of Peach's room to see the gassy girls farting their butts off. He slightly blushed as he felt his spats getting tighter, causing him to quietly curse as he was getting turned on.
"D-damn it!" Dark Pit snapped as he flew in the air, trying not to be caught by Palutena as he dashed down the hallway, with it being obviously painful. "Curse that gassy green giant... I'm getting horny for her fucking fart factory..."
"Did you hear anything?" Palutena asked as she stood up, brushing back her green hair with her right hand.
Peach pointed at the ceiling with her left hand, letting out a trombone like fart that got deeper pitched and finished with a brief tuba toot as she smiled, shaking her head. "Yeah, it was just my butt orchestra." She and Palutena giggled as they kept on farting.
"Y-you think you can break me!?" Mewtwo laughed as he was held in tight black chains, being in a closet with Silver and Princess Zelda. "I'm the most powerful Pokemon there is, you can't possibly-"
"Actually, Arceus is stronger than you." Zelda pointed out with a smirk.
Mewtwo growled as he glared at Zelda. "Hey nuts for bolts, I have Megas that can make Arceus wet himself. He's nothing to m-"
"Mega Rayquaza." Silver pointed out with a smirk as he had his arms wrapped around the back of his head.
Mewtwo screamed angrily as he tried to break free of the chains. "S-SHUT UP! THAT DRAGONBALL Z RIPOFF IS NOTHING COMPARED TO ME, YOU UNDERSTAND YOU POTHEAD!? I WILL RIP YOUR THROAT AND-"
Silver kicked Mewtwo in the crotch, making the psychic cat Pokemon wail in pain, as he had a surprisingly high pitched voice. Zelda's eyes lit up, impressed.
"Nice." Zelda remarked as she patted Silver on the head, smiling as she placed her left hand on her hip. "I'm glad you have some balls in you to shut this bottom tier character up."
"Well, sometimes you just gotta put a stop to complainers, you know?" Silver remarked as he moved his hands around. "I wonder what the others are doing?"
At the mall, with it being nighttime, Toadette screamed as she, Jigglypuff, and Lana were all running away from Cia and Lucina, who both were riding inside a giant red colored Landmaster that fired lasers at them, causing damage to the mall.
"Tell me about Meta Knight! Why does he wear the mask!?" Cia exclaimed as her fat mass was filling up most of the Landmaster's cockpit.
"Cia, try to keep the Baneposting to a low. I can barely fit in here," Lucina stated as she was feeling cramped, wetting herself a bit as she was squished in. "You're a pretty, big girl."
"For you!" Cia stated as she rubbed her right hand on Lucina's blue hair, piloting the Landmaster into the Sears store.
"Keep running!" Toadette exclaimed as she was going the fastest.
"It's not as easy for us!" Jigglypuff exclaimed as she was sweating.
"Yeah!" Lana exclaimed as she was burping in between breaths, having drunk too much grape soda. "You're a mushroom girl! You have it easy!"
The SEARS store in question was being destroyed by the Landmaster, but being edgy idiots, the Hot Topic Krew did not care.
Meanwhile, in another part of the mall was Yoshi, drinking some cool air as he chuckled to himself, strutting though the place at night.
"Ba ha, ha ha... I'm not so fond of those farting freaks..." Yoshi stated as he was talking about the Cute Toot House, "Once I get enough resources, I'll take both them and the Hot Topic Krew out... I just have to get into contact with Dr. Eggman, and then we can go to town..."
Little did Yoshi know that one of the members of the Cute Toot House was listening within the shadows. It was Lucario, who was originally there to plant a trap for Mewtwo, though he couldn't help but silently trail Yoshi as he noticed the true intents of the green dinosaur.
"So... that's his true goal..." Lucario murmured as he rubbed his chin with his right hand, simply nodding. "Torturing Mewtwo is going to have to wait... I need to tell the others this..."