Lady Palutena was farting as usual, when she noticed that Sonic was dashing down the hallway of the Smash mansion. She murmured as she dashed after him, popping right next to the speedy blue hedgehog.
"Oh hey Sonic. What's going on?" Palutena asked while tilting her head to the right, floating in the air.
Sonic turned his head to Palutena, still running. "Oh, we spotted Luigi, Lucina, and Lucas at the Cove of Lust. They're probably doing something unlucky."
"Unlucky, huh?" Palutena remarked as she slowed down, allowing Sonic to dash past her. She rubbed her chin with her left hand as she smirked. "I hope Lucina is doing her part... otherwise this whole thing will go down the toilet..."
"You know, IN THE BATHROOM!" Yoshi laughed as he was walking past Palutena with some donuts he got from the doughnut shop ran by Jigglypuff and Ganondorf.
Palutena farted a smelly, brassy poot in Yoshi's direction as she took off again, with the green dinosaur cursing in response.
'I will never get tired of farting." Palutena stated as she spanked her butt a couple of times, releasing more brassy farts as she giggled. "Thank you, Peach!"
Princess Peach Toadstool farted a brassy poot of her own as she gasped, holding a cup of tea as Falco Lombardi and R.O.B. turned to her, with them being inside Peach's room.
"Yo, something's up, Pootstool?" Falco asked as he moved a bit away from Peach, being used to her frequent flatulent bouts.
Peach shook her head as she took a sip of her tea. 'It's nothing really, but... I could have sworn that Palutena just thanked me for something..."
"I suspect that it has to do with the flatulent lessons you have been giving her." R.O.B. indicated as he was drinking oil, due to not being programmed to take in tea.
Silver was whistling to himself as he was finishing his pizza delivering duties for the night, entering the Smash Mansion to see Chrom and Amy Rose making out with each other again. Silver sighed as he placed his left hand on his face.
"Don't you guys ever get tired of doing this out in public?' Silver asked as he placed his hands on his hips.
Looking at each other, Chrom and Amy shook their heads at Silver, simply saying 'Nope!' in unison and going back to kissing each other, with Silver just shrugging as he walked past them, heading up the flight of stairs to see Dark Pit was desperately trying to get into his room.
"Damn it, come on... you stupid fucking door... I must... jack off... to that green haired bitch farting... in my Amy Rose panties..." Dark Pit growled to himself as he was pounding at the door, growling as he was confused as to why it was locked.
Silver smirked as he turned his head to see Chrom tickling Amy, turning back to Dark Pit as he rubbed his hands together. "Oh, this should be good." Silver headed back down the stairs, approaching Chrom and Amy. "Hey guys, you do know that Dark Pit has underwear with your face on it, right?" He specifically pointed at Amy.
Amy blushed madly as she was in disbelief, with Chrom's eyes widening from shock as both of them ran up the stairs with Silver, to see Dark Pit finally get into his room. Chrom pulled out his sword, and Amy pulled out her Piko Piko Hammer from her butt, making a tuba like fart noise in the process.
"DARK PIT!" Both Chrom and Amy exclaimed as they broke the doorway, their eyes replaced with red hot flames.
Dark Pit screamed girlishly as he was in the process of putting on a new pair of his Amy Rose branded panties, running through the window and flying off as Chrom and Amy jumped right after him, both of them falling into the moat surrounding the Smash Mansion. Dark Pit sweated nervously as he flew back to the mall, with Silver not bothering to get him back as he felt that the edgy, black winged angel got humiliated enough for the night.
Lana burped as she was singing some Japanese songs, walking around Coney Island in Brooklyn, New York alongside Toadette and Jigglypuff, with the three girls of the Cute Toot House having taken a warp portal crafted by Mario as they were walking northward on the boardwalk.
"Lana, why do you like to be so Japanese?" Toadette asked as she was looking at a tablet showing off the map to Coney Island.
"Because I like to get in touch with my inner kawaii self!" Lana squealed as she clapped her hands together, getting some attention from the males walking on the boardwalk going in the direction she was going, as well as more going in the opposite direction.
"I'm more curious as to why you burp so much..." Jigglypuff murmured as she was looking for am opportunity to sing. "Why the hell are we even here in the real world, anyway?"
"Because Mario mentioned something about Luigi making a trip here and planting something dangerous. We gotta find that thing and stop it!" Toadette exclaimed as she frowned, tilting her head. "But I think we're going in the wrong way."
"Nonsense! I'm sure these Russians can help us determine where Luigi hid that dangerous object! That mean Italian!" Lana stated as she sipped some of her grape soda, then burped so loud it caused some of the wooden planks on the boardwalk to break apart, with her blushing in embarrassment as she giggled innocently, placing her right hand up to her mouth as everyone on the boardwalk looked at her. "Teehee... excuse me."
"Hey O' Malley, those girls look weird." An Indian black male cop stated to an Irish white male cop, pointing at the three CTH girls.
"Come on, Carlos. They don't look stranger than the weird folks that live here." The Irish cop responded as he took a sip of some whiskey.
"Well, at least we don't have to worry about the cops getting on our butts..." Jigglypuff remarked as she kept on heading down the boardwalk with Lana and Toadette, wondering when they were going to find the object Luigi planted.
"You know, I hope that dumb big brother of mine found a way to warp to Brooklyn. That device I hid in Coney Island will be explosive..." Luigi remarked to Lucas and Lucina as they were in a cove of sea creatures that were tenderly loving each other.
Within the shadows watching was Ness, who was feeling a bit dirty as he could feel his pants getting tight from the sea creatures playing around with each other, with it being night.
"D'oh... I should have brought the others with me to smack some sense into me... I don't want to use PK Thunder on myself, lest I reveal my position..." Ness whispered to himself as he hid behind the rocks, with Lucas taking a glance back as he squinted his eyes.
"Something's wrong, Lucas?" Lucina stated as she cleared her throat, trying to sound more edgy. "Err, I mean, something wrong you blonde fuck?" She was surprised at how edgy she could be. Man, Palutena never said that I actually had to put in effort to be emo...
Lucas growled as he clenched his fists, shaking his head. 'I could sworn we're being followed by a loser, but I think it's just my PSI going out of whack..." he shrugged as he and Lucina ran after Luigi, with Ness slowly following them while hiding behind the rocks.