Brewster was brewing up some coffee at The Roost while Lady Palutena and Toadette were chatting, with Palutena farting a tuba toot as she sighed of relief, waving her right hand in the air.
"Phew! I really let myself go sometimes!" Palutena remarked as she noticed how bad her fart gas smelled. "I better hold these back before I cause everyone to faint!"
"Darn tooting!" Toadette teased for she farted as well, letting out a trombone fart as she giggled, holding her hands together. "I'm really getting the hang of this farting, Pal! In fact, I've been thinking of what my name should be!"
"...Hmm, how about Toadette, the Trombone Tooter?" Palutena suggested as she waved her right hand around.
Toadette smiled, but then rubbed the back of her head with her right hand. "Sounds good, but it could go for a bit more pizazz." She then released a trumpet toot.
"I got it!" Palutena declared; she clapped her hands together. "Toadette, the Trumpet Tooter!"
"You're getting warmer!" Toadette suggested while she broke wind, releasing a big brassy tuba toot. "That, or I could use some new diapers."
"Ewww!" Palutena laughed as she tried not to breathe in Toadette's fart, snapping her fingers. "Oh, that's what your name should be! Toadette, the Tuba Tooter!"
"...how about we mix them up to make it 'Toadette, the Tuba Trumpet Trombone Tooter'?" Toadette suggested as she released three farts at once, one being a tuba toot, the other being a trumpet toot, and the last one being a trombone toot.
"That's perfect!" Palutena remarked as she made a bigger tuba fart that Toadette, breaking the stool she was sitting on as she landed on the floor, looking at Toadette. "From now on, you are officially..."
Toadette: the Tuba Trumpet Trombone Tooter!
"Yay!" Toadette cheered for she paused, feeling a bit dizzy from all the farts. "Ooh, but I think we did too much. Our gas is making me dizzy..."
"Hmm... that is a predicament..." Palutena remarked as she stood up and looked around, seeing everyone else in the coffee shop faint, with Brewster wearing a gas mask as he was still making coffee.
"Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Cheese!?" Little Mac exclaimed in a faze for he was having a cheese attack, smelling the scent from afar as he dashed down the hallway, punching down the puffball Pokemon and pesky plumber.
"Owww! What the fuck, Mac!?" Jigglypuff exclaimed upon shaking her round head, rubbing her puffy hair with her left hand.
"He's having another cheese attack-a," Mario responded after he dusted himself off, standing up and helping Jigglypuff back up. "I can't blame-a him. Cheese is good-a."
"CHEESE!" Little Mac screamed as he punched Zelda out of the mansion, through the window as she landed in the moat, with several crocodiles emerging and munching down on the princess of Hyrule.
"What the fuck Mac!?" Zelda screamed in pain while the crocodiles tore her apart.
"Man and I thought I would have to drive to get this entertainment!" King K. Rool laughed since he decided to drop by and enjoy the show.
Jigglypuff and Mario had a confused look for suddenly a bunch of angered NPCs ran by with them noticing several of their members part of the group; they said in unison: "What the hell is going on now?"
"1 of those idiots sword users stepped on someone's foot, caused a food fight, and then made a chase that went all through the city." Fox McCloud explained while shooting with his blaster. "Frankly I'm pissed because they just trashed my arwing that I fixed up!"
"And I'm here to record it all!" Ness laughed upon holding his digital camcorder since he didn't want to miss any of this bizarre carnage going on.
Alas it turned out that the sword user was Fire Emblem's Roy who simply couldn't help himself to cause trouble since the hallway was now on fire due to him using his fire enhanced powers to swing his sword from side to side. "Hey can't a guy get in on the action every once in a while?"
Chrom was eating fish sticks when he was nearly knocked down to the ground by Sonic The Hedgehog, causing the blue haired swordsman to growl angrily upon picking up his dropped fish sticks.
"Watch where you're running, you dick!" Chrom snapped angrily for he then gave the middle finger to Sonic.
Sonic laughed and he turned his head back to Chrom, winking while doing a particular pose. "Hey man, that's just what I am! I'm way past cool!"
Sonic The Hedgehog: 1 Way Past Cool Dick
"You're way past annoying, that's what you are!" Captain Falcon remarked as he tripped Sonic, causing the blue hedgehog to land on his face. "Ha ha ha!" He was laughing.
Sonic growled, getting up and curling his fists as he then used his homing attack on the F-ZERO bounty hunter, both of them brawling.
"...no comment." Silver The Hedgehog remarked as he was heading to R.O.B.'s room, ignoring the battle.
Lucario was meditating in the library as he had his senses cleared. He turned around, punching Male Robin in the stomach, predicting that the magic swordsman would appear.
"Owww!" Robin groaned as he fell on the ground, holding his stomach in pain with his right hand. "Lucario, that hurt! But how did you know I was planning a secret attack?"
"It's simple. I have the power of aura on my side." Lucario stated as he helped Robin get back up, folding his arms. "They refer to me as the Aura Brother."
"Who? The Cute Toot House?" Robin remarked as he rubbed his chin with his right hand, nodding his head. "Because you're more like an aura brotha, if you know what I mean."
Lucario: The Aura Brotha
"...brotha?" Lucario remarked as he squinted his eyes, shaking his head as he placed his right hand on his hip. "I simply don't understand you younger Smashers. I just don't."
"It was... a compliment." Robin remarked as he watched Lucario leave.
"What did you do this time?" Female Robin asked Male Robin as she approached her twin brother.
"Oh, lay off me sis. I just wanted to see if Lucario was well versed in fighting." Male Robin responded as he stretched his arms.
Female Robin just rolled her eyes. "Well clearly he is. You need to learn not to get in fights you can't survive."
"...I'll keep that in mind." Male Robin remarked as he slowly headed to the restroom, needing it after having Lucario knock the air out of him.