Lady Palutena farted loudly on her green couch because she was watching television at night, being in her pajamas as she waited for the other members of the Cute Toot House to show up.
"And now, on R.O.B. Talk, I shall show Gandalf here how to do the Ganon style dance!" Gangnamdorf exclaimed as he was doing various poses.
R.O.B. chuckled as he raised his metal arms, shaking his robotic head. "My! Ganondorf really is taking it to the fridge!"
"...I could be at Helm's Deep right now..." Gandalf groaned as he began smoking his pipe.
"BORING." Palutena yawned and she farted at the same time, flicking through the channel.
"So what are the personality quips of you and your team?" Stated a blonde, female human talk show host.
"Well, I'm cute and I toot, but I can spin like a tornado and a really good player of the triangle, trumpet, trombone, and tuba!" Toadette exclaimed as she farted a trombone toot, giggling as she slightly blushed. "Our leader, Lady Palutena, loves to fart also, but she's also a lot of fun to hang around with, and she likes to prank people..." She frowned a bit as she was a bit annoyed. "Much to our annoyance sometimes."
"Oh, this is interesting." Palutena stated as she released another tuba toot, the couch warmed up and smelly from her brassy deep pitched farts. "Toadette's actually describing us Cute Toot House members. I'm so touched!"
"Zelda's a stick in the mud, but she's the assistant. Mario's the mascot, and he's the most levelheaded of all of us, even though he loves fast food!" Toadette continued exclaiming as she kept speaking, "Silver's the psychic, but while he can be a bit paranoid, he does like to do fun things with us! He's not a gassy prankster like Palutena. Sonic just wants to do everything so fast, Lucario is the most intelligent of us, Pit is the other leader and loves food, presidents, and pillows, Lana is the adorable blue haired girl that loves Japanese things, and Ness is the other psychic boy who's the general and music collector! He likes to fart, too!"
"...How come she didn't mention Claus and the Villager...?" Palutena remarked to herself: she rubbed her chin with her right hand, murmuring.
"Probably because they're so boring that they don't deserve to be remembered." Arceus calmly pointed out upon accidentally teleporting into the bedroom.
"Ehe... do you have any snacks?" Meloetta asked upon floating by a fellow green haired female for she felt her stomach growling. "I was lost trying to find my way again...!"
Princess Zelda and Mario were eating hamburgers that Shulk made as they were in Donkey Kong's room, with Donkey Kong and Silver The Hedgehog making some shirts together while Lana and Riki were singing one of the various Vocaloid songs together, with Lana burping and occasionally farting. Lucario was chatting with Reyn and Chrom as they were all by the window, with Ness, Jigglypuff, and Captain Falcon were exchanging secrets with each other. Pit was playing around with his Abe Lincoln pink pillow, while Ike was eating some KFC, while Little Mac was running around, having a cheese attack.
"Mmm, this burger is really-a good-a," Mario remarked; he munched down on his hamburger.
"You would find anything delicious," Jigglypuff joked since she, Ness, and Captain Falcon all laughed, with Mario's face turning red from being annoyed.
"You know, I wonder what made Shadow be willing to be a mall goth." Donkey Kong stated, placing some banana cream on his brown shirt.
"It's Shadow. He's surprisingly cool and collective, but he did go through a literal edgy phase in his life," Silver explained casually; he was placing some glitter on his blue colored shirt.
"What are Palutena's plans going to be, I wonder..." Zelda commented to herself as she munched on her burger, feeling her stomach rumble as she glared at it, not wanting to be gassy despite farting.
"I don't know but I do now that it'll be okay!" Ness exclaimed upon letting out a huge fart that shook the mall.
Everyone was awkwardly silent after that embarrassingly big wind breaker which in turn got Toon Link to rip ass since he didn't want to be upstaged.
"You think you're the only gassy boy here?" Toon Link shouted from the distance since he was proud of his cartoony toot.
"...Yesz!" Captain Falcon shouted suddenly for everyone simply had a laugh over how stupid the situation was becoming.